â„–108755[Quote]
chuudler says that he will help you make a missile himself instead of breaking in the ww2 museum
â„–108756[Quote]
first
â„–108757[Quote]
fuck
â„–108758[Quote]
do the prompts from the other bread
â„–108759[Quote]
brenton tells nate about VRILL power and how it can be used to make a time machine, but only objects can leave with you
â„–108760[Quote]
>>108755>>108758>>108759You open the door. A24plier, Brenton Tarrant, and good boyler barge in.
>Comrade, our spirs have inter-<haaiiii brenton tarrant :3good boyler says
^I've come here to help you build a missile and destroy ze kikes.Brenton says
>I think I can build a timeachine, just like heckin' Avemgers Endgame â„–108761[Quote]
>>108760nate and tarrant french kiss each other
â„–108762[Quote]
nate says "come in" and when he sees that its BT and chuudler he said "hail hitler" stands up and salutes enthusiastically. BT and good boy return the salute
â„–108763[Quote]
>>108761>>108762Nate french kisses Brenton Tarrant like a snowman.
A24 says
>Stop it, we have to save Santa Cob from the Israelis. â„–108764[Quote]
>>108763ask a24 for a demo of the time machine
â„–108766[Quote]
>>108765cut to the scene of the blood ritual
â„–108767[Quote]
>>108766The plans are coming to fruition. They could've left santa dead, but instead, they dumped him into a healing vat. George Floyd is also there, due to similar technology…
Seth Rogan says
>I can't believe we're doing this… It's so beautiful… â„–108768[Quote]
>>108767they try and steal his goo
â„–108769[Quote]
>>108767why is chadsteins hair grey, wasn't it blond before? why does he look so normal?
â„–108770[Quote]
>>108769His design went through multiple phases. I used an older one and re-added the blue eyes.
â„–108771[Quote]
>>108767they have to start up the machine before floyd is able to continue, and it's very bright, able to be seen through the windows
â„–108772[Quote]
Contact Borg Peanut the cyber squirrel and ask for his assistance, maybe he could help substitute Santa for some time
â„–108774[Quote]
>>108768>>108771They drain the fluids.
Epstein says
>How does it feel Santa? You're about to be replaced…!End of cutscene â„–108775[Quote]
>>108772You contact Borg the cyber squirrel.
<Listen, we need you to substitute Santa, while we retrieve him… Feral Elf will take care of everything.^Aye, NIGGA!A24 says
>They're located in New York. They just got done reviving Santa. We need to act quickly… â„–108776[Quote]
>>108775brenton tarrant grabs and squeezes your asscheek
â„–108777[Quote]
>>108775ask A24 if we should launch a full scale assault that way Epstein's main force is focused on the commie solLet your heart be bright!rs
â„–108778[Quote]
>>108776>>108777Brenton grabs your asscheek, like a snowman.
You ask A24
<Should we launch a snowball fight on the compound to distract they're solLet your heart be bright!rs?>I'd much prefer good boyler's missile strike them first, then we can mop up. â„–108779[Quote]
>>108778nate braps in brenton's face
â„–108780[Quote]
>>108778say to A24
'good idea do we have the missile prepped and armed?'
â„–108781[Quote]
>>108780>>108779Nate braps in Brenton's face, then tells A24.
<That's a great idea! Do we have a missile prepped and armed?A24 says
>good boyler?good boyler says
^I thought Santa built missiles? Am I wrong?That's preposterous. Maybe Feral Elf can tell you if they have missiled, or at least material.
â„–108782[Quote]
>>108781A24 remembers there's a few scrap missile parts inside of the grandfather clock
â„–108783[Quote]
>>108781tarrant shoves his Vanilla Candy in between your cheeks, and starts thrusting up and down
â„–108785[Quote]
>>108783he doesn't do this, it's only a small thought of his which causes him to merry down for the meantime
â„–108786[Quote]
>>108782>>108783A24 searched for scrap missile parts in the Grandfather Clock, but he only finds magic Grandfather Clock parts.
Brenton Tarrant pulls Nate Higger's pants down and begins to rape him with his biwisi.
â„–108787[Quote]
>>108786tarrant continues fucking you
â„–108788[Quote]
>>108787Brenton continues thrusting his biwisi into Nate's asshole.
Borg slams the desk, knocking all of the items off.
>NIGGAS just get the elves to build the missile. â„–108789[Quote]
>>108788tarrent cooms into your ass, amd prolapses your anus
â„–108790[Quote]
>>108788brenton's biwisi falls off (it regrows) and he turns it into a bone sword
â„–108792[Quote]
>>108791brenton enchants it with the power of vril (it does nothing it just makes it have blue aura) Nate gets up and picks the computer back up
â„–108793[Quote]
>>108791they try and save christmas
â„–108794[Quote]
>>108791nate grabs some diamonds that he had in his pocket for some reason, and gives it to tarrant, tarrant uses the diamonds to make his bone sword razor sharp
â„–108795[Quote]
>>108792>>108793>>108794Brenton enchants his bone sword with VRIL, which is 100% cosmetic. It gives the sword a blue glow.
Nate gives Brenton some diamonds to sharpen the sword.
Borg says
>GTFO of my office, and quit WRECKING IT, you silly NIGGAS.You are kicked out of Borg's office. You see your friends from the previous bread.
â„–108796[Quote]
>>108795Nate tells them about Santa being in New York, and Nate realizes that there is many Santa impersonators which may confuse the group. He then suggests that the group have a name, like muh avengers o algx
â„–108797[Quote]
>>108796Nate tells the group
>Santa's still alive, but he's in New York. Unfortunately, there will be many impersonators, so our missions will be more difficult…>So, let's call ourselves something, as we form a team. Something like the Avengers!Everyone falls silent. Then, they debate names.
â„–108798[Quote]
>>108797cut to santa cob getting prepped for the ancient scroogeish ritual
â„–108799[Quote]
>>108797Brenton thinks back to when Nate brapped in his face and speaks up…. he shouts out "BRAPVENGERS!"
â„–108800[Quote]
>>108798I'm saving this for if we reach New York which is looking improbable now.
â„–108801[Quote]
>>108799Brenton recalls Nate farting in his face.
He suggests
<The Brapvengers…The team is now called the Brapvengers.
â„–108802[Quote]
>>108801nate pulls his phone out and buys a crystal from Atlantis from the dark web
â„–108804[Quote]
>>108803put it in your pocket
â„–108806[Quote]
>>108805as feral about making dem missles and sheeit
â„–108807[Quote]
>>108806You ask Elf Feral to build a missile.
>That my elves can do. One ballistic missile, coming up.The elves are building a missile.
â„–108808[Quote]
>>108807nates skin will turn slightly more green every appearance due to the crystal
â„–108810[Quote]
>>108807use your phone to buy a taser
â„–108812[Quote]
>>108811nate finds the giant wooden sleigh but no reindeer because of technology o algx and Ted is slightly angry that there are none left
â„–108813[Quote]
>>108812they use raisinoko powered braps as a alternative
â„–108814[Quote]
Yall sleearly present introductionng on Santa Cob porn
â„–108816[Quote]
>>108812>>108813Nate finds a wooden sleigh and rides it down the slope.
Ted comments
>Why aren't their reindeer?They find raisinoko.
Nate says
<raisinoko, we need your braps to power the sleigh.Satoko says
^Ok, amigo.The sled continues, powered by gravity and Satoko's braps.
â„–108817[Quote]
>>108816they hit a rock, the sleigh and everyone on it goes flying into the nearby water
â„–108818[Quote]
>>108816arrive in new york and look for the jack frost hq building
â„–108820[Quote]
>>108817this doesn't happen, a small rock just came up and bruised good boylers eye im trans btw
â„–108821[Quote]
>>108820i did not say that at the end or if it shows up again this ->
â„–108823[Quote]
>>108817>>108818>>108819>>108820>>108821>>108822The Brapvengers accidentally slide into a rock, which sends them flying into the ocean…
How do they escape?
â„–108824[Quote]
>>108822i see you buddy im not trans
â„–108825[Quote]
>>108823they all grab onto satoko, and satoko braps back onto the surface
â„–108826[Quote]
>>108823The sleigh gets turned into a brapotor boat
â„–108827[Quote]
>>108826nigga they can't just magically do that
â„–108828[Quote]
>>108827shut the fuck up negroid his braps are like wind and can push them across the water
â„–108829[Quote]
>>108824>>108826Everyone grabs Satoko, and he braps them back onto the shore.
Nate thinks about making the sleigh a brapotor boat, but then he sees the Soviet's ship.
>There's our transport. The missiles are loaded. â„–108830[Quote]
>>108829hop on the ship o algo
â„–108831[Quote]
>>108830You enter the ship.
A24 says:
>We're ready to go to New York. You may also take guns from our armory, or make last minute preparations here. â„–108832[Quote]
>>108831put the taser in your pocket
â„–108834[Quote]
>>108831they do a chvd huddle (chvddle) and discuss
â„–108837[Quote]
>>108836Believe in the magic of christmas! nigg3r
â„–108839[Quote]
>>108836>>108837You see bunny ears pop up. You immediately recognize it as Jax.
>WTF IT'S JAX FROM NIGGARDLY NIGG3R MONGREL SHOW. GTFO krampusSLOP!The purple bunny bad boy man climbs more
<Nate, take m3ds and let me join…What do you do?
â„–108840[Quote]
HOHOHO! Kill bad boys!
â„–108842[Quote]
>>108841why it has to be porn as allways
â„–108843[Quote]
>>108840>>108841>>108842>>9268603>Okay, I've taken my milk and cookies…Nate helps Jax over the rail.
<Thanks… what are you… AGGGGHHHNate bends Jax over and fucks him in the ass.
>Take it you purple bitch!He continues raping Jax.
â„–108844[Quote]
>>108843we skip to when the group arrives in new york
â„–108845[Quote]
>>108844when they get there, they see amerimutts everywhere
â„–108846[Quote]
>>108843Jax is mindfucked and transforms into the Easter Cobby
â„–108848[Quote]
>>108847due to you naming him EASTERN instead of EASTER, he grows a big bushy beard, has a turban on his head, and can speak arabic now
â„–108849[Quote]
>>108848the turban has bunny ears
â„–108851[Quote]
>>108850explore scrooge york and try to find where santa is (the eastern cobby is your ally now)
â„–108852[Quote]
>>108851You explore New York, with Eastern Cobby having joined your team.
There's no sign of Epstein or Santa Cob. Your search is sorta aimless. You see two Amerimutts on a sidewalk.
â„–108853[Quote]
>>108852one of them sees easten cobby and thinks hes an islamic terrorist and calls the police
â„–108854[Quote]
>>108853 one of the officers has a thick new york accent
â„–108855[Quote]
>>108853have tyrone quickly throw mcdonalds gift cards to distract them
â„–108857[Quote]
>>108856tell them you are trying to save christmas and help santa or something
â„–108858[Quote]
>>108857You say
<Wait, this is a misunderstanding… We're trying to save Christmas.>I heard that a million toymes, pal. Ya aren't foolin' me.>I think they're with the bunny. Everyone, freeze!>>108855Tyrone whispers into Nate's ear.
^I can distract them with a McDonald's gift card.Do you follow Tyrone's plan? Do you add to it? Or do you have the perfect words for the police officers?
â„–108859[Quote]
>>108858follow tyrones plan o algo
â„–108860[Quote]
rolan, if evens, success. if odds, failure
â„–108861[Quote]
>>108859>>108855Tyrone tosses one of his McDonald's gift cards i to the air. It catches the cops by surprise, but they don't shoot the card or Tyrone.
They examine it: Issa $100 gift card, completely irresistible…
Your party dashes from the scene.
Around the corner, you have officially broken line of sight. You're not clear, yet, however. You hear the car's siren wailing.
Where do you hide?
â„–108862[Quote]
>>108861hide in the sewers
â„–108864[Quote]
>>108862Your party rushes to a nearby manhole cover.
Rolan
If evens, the cops find you while you uncover the manhole. If odds, they don't.
â„–108869[Quote]
>>108868The meximutt one wasn't able to run fast enough because of his weight so he got captured by the cops.
The xe said "I can't brap" or something
â„–108872[Quote]
>>108868Front front front front
â„–108873[Quote]
>>108872alright, ill choose front too
â„–108874[Quote]
>>108869>>108870>>108871>>108872>>108873Satoko runs out of stamina and gets arrested. This buys the rest of the Brapvengers time.
>OY CARAMBA. I CAN'T BRAP!You choose the front. You see another cruiser that's ready to trail you. You discover that the streets will have you collecting heat exponentially.
Continue running from the cops? Front or back?
â„–108875[Quote]
>>108874slide over the cop cars hood gta style and nate raisins on the windshield so they can't see
â„–108876[Quote]
>>108875rolling, if over 7 then the cops in the raisin windshield drive forward out of control and crash into the other cruiser
â„–108877[Quote]
>>108875>>108876Everyone slides over the hood and Nate craps on the windshield. This'll immobilize the vehicle for a bit, as they clear it off.
The Brapvengers reach a nearby McDonald's. Do you enter the building, or continue another way?
â„–108878[Quote]
>>108877send a party member to get the mcdonalds giftcard, it might come in handy
â„–108880[Quote]
>>108878>>108879You send Lou Reed to gather McDonald's cards, and to buy a happy meal. You ponder splitting up or even sacrificing team members to slow down the police.
You search each road for SOMETHING that can help you. You see a really big building near the McDonald's.
â„–108881[Quote]
>>108880go to the building
â„–108882[Quote]
>>108881find a sign that identifies the building before entering first, you could be walking into a bottomless pit factory for all you know
â„–108886[Quote]
Thanks janny even doe janny worship le bad
â„–108888[Quote]
>>108885You enter the mall. You spot a store named krampusella's Crossdress. Otherwise, you see other stores. There's also a bad boyweed shop if anyone cares.
If this post ends in an even number, the cops saw you enter the mall. Otherwise, they didn't.
â„–108889[Quote]
>>108888go to the n1ggerweed shop
â„–108891[Quote]
>>108890lou comes back with the cards and happy meal, you and your team eat the g0yslop, and nate buys some of the n1ggerweed and smokes it
â„–108892[Quote]
if odds, lou reed evades the cops
â„–108893[Quote]
im going to bed now, see you tomorrow saar
â„–108898[Quote]
>>108891Nate smokes some bad boy Weed, getting him high and hotboxing the room. Everyone else contact high from the smoke.
Loud Reed shows up with the goyslop and gift cards. Everyone gets their fair share of 'slop to munch on.
Luckily, the smoke conceals them from the cops, but they're searching the mall right now. They might even barge into the bad boyweed Dispensary soon… What do you do?
â„–108899[Quote]
>>108898the cops get high from the weed smoke too
â„–108901[Quote]
>>108900The team looks around for a vent or a exit to escape through in the weed shop
â„–108903[Quote]
>>108902Proceed with going through the vent
â„–108905[Quote]
>>108904now the cops enter the weed room, and get second hand highs from the lingering smoke.
â„–108906[Quote]
>>108905>>108904>>108903After the caboose man closes the grate, the cops enter the room and get contact high.
Inside, you see two paths. Left or right?
â„–108914[Quote]
>>108913You search through the boxes in there to find if there's anything useful for future use
â„–108915[Quote]
lootbox
2-3 = uzi
4-7 = glock
9 = grenade
others = empty
â„–108917[Quote]
>>108914You discover a Glock. Take it for yourself, or give to another party member?
If this post ends in a number below 3, the clerk finds out.
â„–108919[Quote]
>>108917Tarrant has had experience with firearms before so I think give the glock to Tarrant
â„–108920[Quote]
>>108919You give the Glock to Brenton Tarrant. He holsters the firearm.
Wait an hour?
â„–108923[Quote]
>>108922Get out of the cloest and explore the surrounding shops
â„–108925[Quote]
>>108924Can the car fit everyone inside?
â„–108926[Quote]
rolan car
less than 3 = smart car
less than 6 = regular
otherwise = fully sized van
â„–108928[Quote]
>>108927It's a risk worth taking, I doubt santa or epstein would be residing in a random mall anyway
â„–108929[Quote]
>>108928Even if it results in a high speed chase with the cops
â„–108931[Quote]
>>108930Try to buy it first
â„–108933[Quote]
gift = crystal
â„–108935[Quote]
>>108933Well in that case, one of them breaks the window of the drivers seats and attempts to hijack the van. Also one of them takes care of the representative
â„–108936[Quote]
>>108934>>108935rolan, if evens, then 533, if odds, then 537
â„–108937[Quote]
>>108932do we have the crystal that sharpened tarrant's sword? we can sell that to the salesman
â„–108938[Quote]
>>108937It's going to be a hijack. The diamonds probably aren't worth enough anyway.
â„–108939[Quote]
>>108938alright, just don't wanna forget about that because it could be useful later. have brendon tarrant rape the salesman to death in front of everyone and nobody cares
â„–108941[Quote]
>>108940a mall cop sees this happen and tries to paul blart them
â„–108942[Quote]
>>108940The party drives off and break through the entrance, back outside of the city again
â„–108943[Quote]
>>108941they run him over as they break out of the mall, and a red trail of blood is behind them for real cops to track them down
â„–108944[Quote]
>>108940they drive into a car with gangster bad boys
â„–108945[Quote]
also why is nate green?
â„–108946[Quote]
>>108945the atlantic gift slowly turns his skin green when it's in his inventory.
â„–108947[Quote]
>>108942>>108941>>108944A mall cop tries to be a hero, but the van runs him over. The van then smashed thru the mall door.
Outside, they crash into the place santa doesn't visitcar. Where do they go next? Remember that they're searching for Epstein's secret hideout.
â„–108948[Quote]
>>108947Hes bound to be holed up in the UN building
â„–108949[Quote]
>>108948trips therefore it's TRVE
check the sewers to see if there's any scroogeish tunnels to the UN building
â„–108950[Quote]
>>108947the place santa doesn't visitnlggers are on their way to meet Epstein
â„–108951[Quote]
>>108948>>108949>>108950You try to intereogate the place santa doesn't visitbad boys but they just call you obsessed and that they're going to destroy your van.
You consider bisiting the sewers, but you'll lose your car if you leave it. Having someone else drive it in the meantime is also risky and will most likely result in them getting arrested.
What do you do?
â„–108952[Quote]
Shoot up the jaartycucks then drive to the UN building
â„–108953[Quote]
>>108951Do they have a way to communicate if they split up?
â„–108954[Quote]
>>108953yes, phones are universal
â„–108955[Quote]
>>108954Elf feral and tarrant should stay in the car while the rest take the sewers. Pincer the UN
â„–108956[Quote]
>>108954Also yeah shoot the jartcuks, cant have any info getting back to stein
â„–108957[Quote]
>>108954if you split up then if they do get arrested in the van you can contact them and you won't all go to jail, so i'd say half mans the van and the other half ventures into the sewers
â„–108958[Quote]
>>108955tarrant puts an eyepatch on to look cool o algo
â„–108959[Quote]
>>108952>>108953>>108954>>108955>>108956>>108957You shoot up the place santa doesn't visitbad boys, then drive away, to the UN building.
You reach a manhole and plan for most of your team to enter the UN that way. Only Brenton Yarrant and Elf Feral will stay in the van.
Is this okay?
â„–108960[Quote]
>>108959Tarrant is armed and can contact the party if anything goes wrong. It should be fine
â„–108961[Quote]
>>108959Methinks choodler should stay in reserve, ready to hop in on either side
â„–108963[Quote]
going to sleep, 'night everyone
â„–108964[Quote]
>>108963goodnight we'll keep the bread alive
â„–108965[Quote]
>>108964thanks ansd good night
â„–108968[Quote]
Live on!!!!!!
â„–108969[Quote]
This bread will not! Let your heart be bright!
â„–108970[Quote]
breaddy
â„–108971[Quote]
viva la cob
â„–108972[Quote]
still up even after i slept
â„–108973[Quote]
come back saar
â„–108974[Quote]
>>108960>>108959You proceed with the plan. You climb down the manhole, while Brenton drives away
In the sewer, you encounter a rat. He says
>To pass, you must pay a cheese toll.None of your party has the cheese. Any substitutes?
â„–108975[Quote]
>>108974nate takes one of his green fingers off because it's like moldy cheese
â„–108976[Quote]
>>108974lou reed gives the rat one of the mcdonalds gift cards
â„–108977[Quote]
>>108975You chop off one of your fingers and give it to the rat.
>Mmm… even better!He sinks into the water. The rats won't disturb you now.
â„–108978[Quote]
>>108977continue through the sewers
â„–108979[Quote]
>>108977they continue through the sewers and find a snowflake on the ground
â„–108980[Quote]
>>108978The rest of your travel is uneventful. You find a sign that says
>NWO PROPERTY>tresspassers VILL be shotWith a cardslot beside it.
This must be the UN's septic system.
â„–108981[Quote]
>>108980an evil zombie rabbi with red eyes appears (from the right side, not from the door)
â„–108983[Quote]
HOHOHO!
â„–108984[Quote]
>>108982easter al-cobby throws a bibisi magazine at him and asks if we can proceed
â„–108985[Quote]
>>108984Eastern Cobby gives a bibisi magazine to the evil rabbi.
>gogogo, okay, pal. Our turrets need some calibrating, anyway.He opens the door.
â„–108986[Quote]
>>108985the nwo tunnel has 5 computers for gooning and the people in there have nwo passes around their neck
â„–108987[Quote]
>>108986goonclown is also there, his charred corpse was healed like santa was, and now xhe works for the israelis
â„–108988[Quote]
>>108987back when nate and chuud threw him into the fire place
â„–108989[Quote]
>>108987xhe has a health bar above xis head
â„–108991[Quote]
HOHOHO!
â„–108992[Quote]
>>108990ted rants about the electronic turrets
â„–108994[Quote]
>>108993nate asks if the turrets can be disabled for another one of easter cobbys bibisi magazines
â„–108995[Quote]
>>108993they go in the room with the turrets, and nate shoves his TWP into the barrels and cooms in them, causing them to malfunction and explode
â„–108996[Quote]
>>108995his coom is sparkly green because of the crystal
â„–108997[Quote]
rolan
more than 6 or digits = success
less than 3 = death
â„–108999[Quote]
>>108996>>108995>>108994Nate asks if the turrets can be disabled for a bribe of an extra bibisi magazine.
The evil rabbi says
>Go Believe in the magic of christmas!rself.Nate takes matters into his own hands and makes love to the turret's barrels, cooming in both of them.
When he returns, they both explode like a heckin' Christmas miracle.
First room clearIf this post ends in odds, the rabbi notices and engages in combat with the Brapvengers.
â„–109001[Quote]
>>109000nate pees in the water, bringing it to surface level and killing the crocs, he uses one of them as a battering ram
â„–109002[Quote]
>>109000electrocute the water with your taser
â„–109003[Quote]
rolan piss, 2, 7 or digits = lethal
â„–109004[Quote]
rolan tazer efficiency
â„–109006[Quote]
>>109005call in your buddy duke nukem from the hit game duke nukem 3D
â„–109007[Quote]
>>109005nate hits the croc with his BGC, but this only stuns the croc for 3 turns
â„–109008[Quote]
rolan (digits / 3 = stun time)
rolan, if evens, duke arrives
â„–109010[Quote]
>>109006>>109007>>109008Nate smacks the crocodile with his bigisi (BGC), stunning it for the turn. This buys him enough time to call Duke Nukem.
Just as the croc is ready to strike again, Duke Nukem blasts him in the face.
He enters the screen and puts one more shell into the creature, finishing it off.
>Bite my ass, reptile scum!Officially, he's here to stay. He probably hates the NWO.
â„–109011[Quote]
>>109010Since duke is stronger, he's the one to use the croc as a battering ram
â„–109012[Quote]
rolan
if evens, success
if odds or digits, backfires (digits are le bad this roll)
â„–109013[Quote]
>>109011Duke Nukem hops on the croc boLet your heart be bright!s and uses the one he shot as a battering ram.
BAM!The drawbridge's lock disengage and it falls onto the water.
Unfortunately, Duke Nukem falls beneath. He's now drowning and will drown to death in 5 turns.
Attempt to rescue him?
â„–109014[Quote]
>>109010As if that is enough to take down the ol' duke…
But try and lift the bridge anyway in case he's unconscious
â„–109015[Quote]
>>109014He isn't unconcious but the bridge is quite heavy and the body of water is taller than him.
â„–109016[Quote]
rolan lift attempt
only 4 or 8 = success
â„–109017[Quote]
>>109013meanwhile, satoko arrives in court after xhe was arrested
â„–109020[Quote]
>>109018Ted can lift the board slightly due to his previous cabin building skills.
â„–109021[Quote]
>>109019he is ESL so what he says makes no sense
â„–109022[Quote]
>>109019satoko tell the judge xhe needs to go to the bathroom because xhe ate a taco beforehand and his stomach hurts
â„–109025[Quote]
>>109021>>109022Satoko mumbled, none of it is understood, confirming that he's ESL.
<Even if you're latinx, I can't just let you go.>Can me go to bathroom o algo?<Sure.The cop escorts Satoko to the bathroom and he begins brapping and sharting at the toilet.
â„–109026[Quote]
>>109024easter cobby plants explosives to break the bridge
â„–109027[Quote]
>>109025the smell is so bad that the cop passes out
â„–109028[Quote]
>>109026Easter Cobby plants a small explosive.
Evens = success
Odds = failure
digits = success but hurt duke a little
â„–109030[Quote]
>>109029worst luck ever award
â„–109031[Quote]
>>109030you can retry solutions with similar luck
â„–109032[Quote]
or get nukem oxygen
â„–109033[Quote]
>>109030Easter Cobby receives a worst luck ever award
â„–109035[Quote]
>>109034uh… have a24 shoot those metal things with his gun, i dont know
â„–109036[Quote]
>>109029nate pees on the bridge and tases it attempting to burn it
â„–109037[Quote]
>>109035>>109036A24 shoots the metal hinges while Nate pisses and tazes the bridge.
First roll
if evens, success
Second roll
Only 5 works
â„–109039[Quote]
I'll try to do less rolls in the future because that section was bullraisin
â„–109041[Quote]
>>109038cross the bridge then
â„–109042[Quote]
>>109040then satoko (barely) fits into the cops uniform as a disguise
â„–109046[Quote]
>>109045satoko covers the unconscious cop in raisin to make him a raisinskin and puts him on the toilet so people think he's still in there
â„–109047[Quote]
>>109045he leaves the bathroom and leaves the door open, causing the smell to go all through the building
â„–109048[Quote]
taking a small break
â„–109049[Quote]
>>109048marge this is big break
â„–109053[Quote]
>>109052Meanwhile underground the cult of krampus is preparing to strike…
â„–109054[Quote]
>>109052a24 shows his military ID
â„–109055[Quote]
>>109046>>109047Satoko covers the unconcious officer in fecal matter (totally unnecessary) then places him on one of the toilets.
He exits the bathroom, leaving the door open and letting the brap fumes into the hallway. The hallway is clear.
â„–109056[Quote]
>>9278723>>109055Satoko gets hungry and goes to the police break room to eat some takis
â„–109057[Quote]
>>109054A24 shows his soviet ID.
>This is very peculiar, but I've seen weirder. You may carry on.They open the door for you.
â„–109058[Quote]
>>109055a spark from an exposed wire in the bathroom and causes it to ignite the brap gas, causing a violent explosion
â„–109059[Quote]
>>109056in the break room, he sees a rat eating a can of planters peanuts
â„–109061[Quote]
>>109060Self* I'm a esl bad boy
â„–109062[Quote]
>>109060postal 3 mogs postal 1,2, corkscrew rules,postal mobile, 4 and brain damaged
â„–109063[Quote]
>>109060because i like postal and i downloaded it, then i found ted kaczinski to be the most convenient for a plot point earlier
â„–109064[Quote]
>>109063postal 3 mogs postal 1,2, corkscrew rules,postal mobile, 4 and brain damaged
â„–109065[Quote]
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â„–109066[Quote]
going to sleep saars
â„–109069[Quote]
I meant takis but my brain is on autopilot today
â„–109070[Quote]
>>109068satoko gets the takis as the other officers go to investigate, the opening of the takis attracts the rat
â„–109071[Quote]
>>109070The gas explosion draws the officers in, as it is their call of duty. Satoko knows nothing of this, so he resumes his task. He buys 3 bags of blue takis, since 1 bag alone can't satiate his hunger (45 yards of walking is a long distance for him).
It's just him, and the now interested rat in the room. The mouse looks at him expectantly. He notices it.
Do you spare a few chips for the creature?
â„–109072[Quote]
>>109071he gives the rat some takis and it says thank you and squeaks
â„–109073[Quote]
>>109071the cant handle the spicy o algo and Let your heart be bright!s immediately
â„–109074[Quote]
>>109072Satoko is an animal lover at heart and gives a handful of takis yo the mouse. The mouse happily squeaks and climbs up to his shoulder.
>Ok rata you no eat much and we are amigos.The mouse squeaks in agreement. He joins Satoko's party.
>>109073is a buzzkill award
â„–109076[Quote]
>>109075You see what appears to be a sort of lobby, although this isn't the full extent of the underground structure.
You may enter the elevator to the UN Headquarters, or explore the facility further. The NWO dudes might not be okay with the second option, however.
â„–109077[Quote]
>>109076Go through the elevator. They could split up but they already are>>109076
â„–109078[Quote]
>>109077You enter the elevator.
Upon exiting at the ground level, you feel like you've been mindfucked somehow. It's probably best to move along before you ask too many questions.
â„–109079[Quote]
>>109078Proceed with going through
â„–109083[Quote]
>>109082>>109080>>109081this but send tyrone to the right because he needs his welfare checks
â„–109085[Quote]
>>109084a24 nootices the commie tattoos on the shiitalian and argensimian, and seeks information from them as a fellow comrade
â„–109086[Quote]
satoko leaves the court with the mouse, gets into a cop car and drives off to find his friends in the van
â„–109088[Quote]
>>109087he starts driving and after some time sees tire marks that look similar to the van's
â„–109089[Quote]
>>109085A24 seeks to gain intel the Italian and the Argentinian, as a fellow communist.
>Excuse me, gentlemen.<What is it?>I think I got lost here. Where is a map?<The Argentinian ate them all!<No, the raisinalian ate them all!The Britcuck taps on A24's shoulder.
^My goor sir, there is not a map of this premises. What are you looking for? â„–109090[Quote]
>>109089He says that we're looking for the whereabouts of epstein and santa
â„–109091[Quote]
>>109090A24 says
>I'm looking for the whereabouts of Santa Cob and Jeffrey Epstein.Britcuck responds
<Hahaha, hee hee hee, hohoho… Good one, chap. If you are serious, they should be at the department of mental health. You should be there rightaway! â„–109092[Quote]
>>109091You look around for the department of mental health
â„–109093[Quote]
>>109091Then it cuts to Tarrant and Satoko
â„–109094[Quote]
>>109093satoko parks next to him
â„–109095[Quote]
come back op
â„–109096[Quote]
sorry, i might be undergoing burnout. also it's getting late
â„–109097[Quote]
>>109092You run around the UN building a bit, but you can't find a Department of Mental Health. You never realize that missed the Britcuck's sarcasm.
You end up at the hospital wing. You see old Dr. Soystein, but he's brownwashed like in a couple of other appearances.
>Mmhmm, I recognize you from the database. The security guards are looking for you now. Do you want any treatments before you get kicked out, arrested, or killed? â„–109099[Quote]
let's check up on tyrone too after this
>>109097have him drink chocolate milk, the most aryan beverage, sourced from eastern cobby's raisinskin teat to help free him from his brainwashing
>>109098satoko tries to tell the other officers that it's a falseflag, but since he's esl we should roll to see if they understand or not
â„–109100[Quote]
>>109099You conduct a test on Eastern Cobby's milk, to see what effects it has. Dr. Soystein accepts this chocolate milk.
Rolan
0 nothing
1-2 turns hostile
3-5 breaks brainwashing
6-9 Turns eastern (also breaks brainwashing a little)
Digits = becomes party member
â„–109102[Quote]
>>109101ask him where to find a map of the area, and have him divert the security guards
â„–109103[Quote]
>>109099Satoko says, thru the radio
>Seniors, we got wrong vehicle, pull off soon!If evens, this persuades the police for a while. Otherwise, it isn't comprehended or it isn't accepted.
â„–109104[Quote]
>>109102You ask Dr. Soystein
<Where do we find a map of this place?Dr. Soystein says
>I have a few in my closet. Any room you're looking for in particular? â„–109105[Quote]
will have him divert security guards OR SOMETHING
â„–109106[Quote]
>>109103he gets no response so he just braps like mario kart and causes the cars to crash, rolan even 2 cars crash, odd 1 car, dubs all 3
â„–109107[Quote]
>>109104tell them that you're looking for the santa cob george droid fent reactor
â„–109109[Quote]
>>109108tyrone goes on a loud rant and the other bad boy joins in
â„–109110[Quote]
>>109108tyrone has a rare negro moment of brilliance, rivaling the invention of the wheel. he pulls up the wikipedia page from micronations and vandalizes it so he shows up as a micronation
â„–109112[Quote]
>>109111satoko pops his pudgy little head out of the window and gestures for the police officer to pull over since they couldn't understand his ESL
â„–109113[Quote]
>>109110>>109109Tyrone Elf pulls human Tyrone in and they plan a hustle on the bank. He vandalizes the list of micronations wiki page, then he and human Tyrone chimp out over the incident.
rolan
If 4, 8, or 9, then the vandalism gets reverted and Tyrone gets rejected again.
â„–109116[Quote]
>>109114see if you can pickpocket one of the people in the bank to see if they're a government official and get social security that way
â„–109117[Quote]
>>109107You tell Dr. Soystein that you're looking for the Santa Cob George Droid Fent Reactor.
>Sounds like YOU need medication! There's nothing of the sort on these premises!You also ask him to divert the security guards. If evens or digits, he agrees and this is successfully done.
â„–109118[Quote]
>>109114the kike promises the tyrone's a deal, if they make rap music for the scrooge to money off of, he will pay them 1.2%
â„–109119[Quote]
>>109115Tarrant uses his glock and tries to shoot at the officers car
â„–109121[Quote]
>>109120bad boy we're just gonna get sand
â„–109122[Quote]
>>109118>>109116It turns out Dale Gribbleson is not a government official, and in fact, is a part of multiple anti-government organizations.
You wonder what he's doing here.
The kike sees your chutzpuh and offers you a record deal, in exchange for lawyers and a 1.2% cut of the profits.
â„–109123[Quote]
>>109122ask the kike to declare elf tyronia a real nation and they've got a deal
â„–109125[Quote]
>>109122>>109123also make him make a mansa munsa referece
â„–109126[Quote]
>>109124enter the closet to find the maps
â„–109127[Quote]
>>109119Brenton Tarrant fires his Glock multiple times at the enemy cruiser.
Odds = engine block
2 or 8 = police kill
6 or 0 = wound
otherwise, nothing
â„–109129[Quote]
>>109127everyone Let your heart be bright!s the end
â„–109130[Quote]
>>109128the police car is behind satoko's cruiser now, brap at him
â„–109131[Quote]
>>109123>>109125You say that you'll accept, but only if the kike declares Elf Tyronia a real nation.
>Hey, I'm giving ya a lot, here…This time, you beg him. If evens, he accepts these terms.
â„–109133[Quote]
>>109130Satoko braps on the police again.
Rolan
If odds, or 4 or 8, they crash.
â„–109134[Quote]
>>109133The final enemy crashes. You've helped Brenton Tarrant break free free from the police.
This concludes the pursuit.
â„–109135[Quote]
>>109134Tarrant calls the main party to see if they've made any progress and if they should go to the UN tower
â„–109136[Quote]
>>109132accept the deal, and work with the kike to make your first hit single so you can afford your own personal army against chadstein and the israelis
â„–109137[Quote]
Send link to part 1
â„–109141[Quote]
>>109136You accept the deal.
>Okay, goy. Here's my numbah. My studio is in the Bronx…Do you head over there?
â„–109142[Quote]
>>109138>>109141head over there, and have tyrone call tarrant (who nate told tyrone through phone is safe) for backup.
â„–109144[Quote]
>>109143go to the social security benefits office to cash in on a welfare check, then meet up with tarrant to begin assembling a personal army to take down chadstein
â„–109145[Quote]
>>109144the army is full of bad boys from new york
â„–109146[Quote]
>>109145tyrone being a hood negro will help get them on their side, and tarrant is a good leader who can buck break them into the perfect personal army
â„–109147[Quote]
>>109144>>109145>>109146Tyrone goes to the social security office, then cashes out on his welfare.
Outside he meets up with Brenton Tarrant and Elf Feral.
>I know plenty-a-niggas. We can form an army.<You're serving a great cause.Soon, the team will recruit an army from the streets, who will help the Brapvengers.
â„–109148[Quote]
Alright, that's it for tonight. G'night, 'teens.
â„–109149[Quote]
>>109148goodnight good boy, we'll keep the bread HOHOHO!ed
â„–109152[Quote]
>>109148goodnight, great entertainment
â„–109153[Quote]
still up nice
â„–109154[Quote]
HOHOHO!
â„–109156[Quote]
>>109126You grab a map of the UN Headquarters. You may choose a room.
There is a 50% chance you'll encounter at least one security guard when you enter. Certain rooms guarantee security presence.
â„–109159[Quote]
>>109158old screenshot award
â„–109160[Quote]
>>109159okay? it still proves he did it a year ago HOHOHO!
â„–109161[Quote]
>>109157>>109158You return to Room 25, which still has the guards there.
Marioman has also moved in and he's using the UN computer. For what? You're not sure.
That's of less importance, because the guards are now pointing guns at you.
>Hey, Nate Higgers, we know what you did to the NWO tunnels!Crap…
Rolan
0-2 the guards want to kick you out
3-5 the guards want to arrest you
6-9 the guards eant to kill you
â„–109162[Quote]
>>109161have duke nukem shotgun blast one of the ground and have the soviet shoot the one close to him point blank while nate goes to investigate marioman's computer
â„–109163[Quote]
>>109161The guards target Nate Higgers
>BAM BAM BAMTheir M16's fire in three-round bursts
Evens = all hit
1, 3, or 5 = half hit
7 or 9 = no hits
Digits = no hits
â„–109164[Quote]
>>109163nate's blood is dark green
â„–109165[Quote]
>>109162>>109162Half the rounds hit Nate Higgers, doing big damage. He walks over to Marioman to investigate the screen.
He sees him posting on the Sh@rty's namefag boards and listening to industrial metal.
Duke Nukem and A24 return fire on Nate's behalf.
Nukem fires a shotgun round into guard 1.
Rolan
Odds = meatshot (max damage)
2, 4, or 6 =
mediocre shot
Digits = kill
otherwise = all miss
A24 fires at guard 2.
Rolan
Odds = all hits
Evens = half hit
Digits = kill
â„–109166[Quote]
>>109165Nate briefly sees a discord tab on the computer's task bar but marioman closes it before nate could fully notice it. then nate turns his attention to one of the guards tazing them.
â„–109167[Quote]
>>109165All shots land, doing big damage to the guards. Their body armor helps mitigate some of this damage, thoughever.
Guard 1 fires a 3-round burst at Duke Nukem
Evens = all hit
1 or 3 = 1 hit
5 or 7 = 2 hits
otherwise = no hits (including digits)
Guard 2 buttstrokes A24
digits, 0, 1, or 3 = miss
evens except 0 = stun (number divided by 4, then rounded up)
otherwise, flat damage no stun
â„–109168[Quote]
>>109167A24 is stunned and can't attack for the next turn.
Duke Nukem gets hit 3 times, but his beefcake-ness allowe him to tank the damage.
Nate stops investigating Marioman's computer and runs over to taze one of the guards.
What will the Brapvenger's attacks be?
â„–109169[Quote]
>>109168charge at the guards proceed to slide dodging any gun fire if they start shooting then melee them
â„–109170[Quote]
>>109169Nate tazes guard 1 while the party charges in.
Rolan Nate
Odds = stunned divided by 3
Evens = stunned divided by 5
both rounded accordingly
Next roll in next post
â„–109172[Quote]
>>109170ted shoots at the guards with his bow and arrow
â„–109173[Quote]
>>109171attempt to summon lee using the power of friendship
â„–109176[Quote]
>>109175Duke nukem tackles marioman
â„–109177[Quote]
>>109173Before attacking, everyone attempts to summon Lee thru the power of friendship.
Evens = effective
odds = ineffective
effective and dividable by 2 or 3 = automatic party join
digits regardless of effect = effective and automatic party join
â„–109179[Quote]
>>109176Duke Nukem tackles Marioman because of your apparent hate boner.
Duke uses his turn up doing this
â„–109180[Quote]
>>109179ted fires his bow at the guards
â„–109182[Quote]
>>109180>>109172>>109175None of the party attacks the guards, except for Ted Kaczinski.
Rolan
evens = hit
1 or 7 = hit
otherwise or digits = no cigar
â„–109183[Quote]
>>109179eastern cobby pulls out his machete and attempts to behead him
even is just a slice
odd is half the neck
dubs is full beheading
â„–109185[Quote]
>>109182The brapvengers start punching and kicking the guards while duke nukem starts curbstomping marioman
â„–109186[Quote]
>>109183The guards get up and call for backup, which is just around the corner.
This is the only time they can call for backup, due to the confusion effects in their battle milk and cookies.
Your team is free to attack.
>>109183 and
>>109185 will be put into effect this turn.
â„–109187[Quote]
>>109186after curbstomping marioman duke nukem throws him at the backup guard along with the computer with the c0rd furry rp logs
â„–109188[Quote]
>>109187>>109183>>109185The party engages in melee combat with the guards.
Eastern Cobby attempts to behead guard 1.
Already rolled.
The other party punches and kicks guard 2.
Rolan
evens = stun
odds = stun for 2 turns
digits = stun for 3 turns
Duke Nukem attempts to curbstomp Marioman.
Rolan
0-3 = miss
4-7 = incapacitated
8 or 9 = murdered
Duke Nukem will throw Marioman and the UN computer at guard 3 next turn.
â„–109190[Quote]
>>109188ted shoots another arrow at the guards
â„–109192[Quote]
Guard 1 is feeling woozy from blood loss.
Guard 2 is stunned, but will attack next turn.
Eastern Cobby gets hit twice.
Duke Nukem gets hit thrice by Guard 3. Hydrostatic shock makes him drop Marioman and the Computer.
>>109190 and
>>109189 will be put into effect next attack.
Any other attacks?
â„–109193[Quote]
>>109192Throw the third guard at the stunned guard
â„–109194[Quote]
>>109192Nate steals the gun from the woozy guard to use for himself
â„–109195[Quote]
>>109189rolan
if dubs or evens, appearance
if odds or other digits, no appearance
â„–109198[Quote]
>>109197Nate finishes off guard 1 by tazing him then sending bullets into him
â„–109203[Quote]
>>109202jump the un guard
also i thought you would cool it with the rolls and actually take in account the team strategy instead
â„–109204[Quote]
>>109202if nate Let your heart be bright!s, he is turned into a zombie and possessed by the crystal
â„–109205[Quote]
>>109202Seeing Nate injured from the bullets, one of the party members carries him and they go back into the elevator and head to the Hospital Wing for recovery
â„–109206[Quote]
>>109203>also i thought you would cool it with the rolls and actually take in account the team strategy insteadI did say that. I ultimately decided to alter the rolls and make them more complex than success or failure. I did factor Guard 1's blood loss for the rifle roll.
â„–109207[Quote]
>>109203I agree that pure randomness fucks everything up though.
â„–109208[Quote]
>>109205>>109204>>109203Trent Reznor and Loud Reed haul Nate to the Hosptital.
No roll this time.
Everyone else melees the guard.
Rolan
1 or 6, no stun.
5, stun for 2 turns.
Otherwise, stun for 1 turn.
â„–109209[Quote]
>>109208trent and loud reed slip and nate gets severe brain damage
â„–109210[Quote]
Guard 3 is stunned for 1 turn.
Guard 2 butt strokes Eastern Cobby. This stuns him for 1 turn.
>>109209Rolan.
If less than 4, Trent and Lou slip and hurt Nate's chances of surviving.
â„–109213[Quote]
>>109211Fire at le guards' head
â„–109214[Quote]
>>109211A24 shoots a guard
â„–109215[Quote]
>>109213>>109214Duke Nukem and A24 shoot the guards, both aiming for a headshot this time. Headshots or more risky, but can pay off.
Rolan Duke
0-3 = miss
4-6 = hits helmet
otherwise or digits = critical hit
Rolan A24
0 or 1, 8 or 9 = miss
2-4 = hits helmet
otherwise or digits = critical hit
â„–109219[Quote]
>>109218ted kicks the guard in the balls, and smacks him in the face
â„–109220[Quote]
>>109219Postal Ted kicks Guard 2 in the nutsack, then punches him in the nose.
Rolan
Odds = stun
0 or 2 = minimal effect
4, 6 or 8 = big stun (2 turns)
â„–109221[Quote]
gaayyyyy
â„–109225[Quote]
>>109224gangbang the UN guard
â„–109226[Quote]
>>109225Everyone gangbangs the UN guard until they ejaculate.
Then, everyone resumes to their normal positions.
â„–109227[Quote]
>>109226eastern cobby throws a bundle of firecrackers at the guard
â„–109228[Quote]
>>109226Wait that wasn't an attack?
â„–109230[Quote]
>>109227Eastern Cobby tosses a big firecracker at the guard.
Rolan
1, 3, or 5 = dodged
7 or 9 = friendly fire
evens = cripple
6 or 8 = big cripple
digits = big cripple + blood loss
â„–109233[Quote]
>>109232Duke Nukem finishes off the guard while he's crippled
â„–109234[Quote]
>>109233everybody gangbangs the guard again after
â„–109235[Quote]
>>109233Duke aims for an execution shot.
Only 5 at the end of this post negates.
â„–109236[Quote]
>>109233>>109234Duke Nukem blasts the guard's brains out, killing him instantly.
Afterwards, most of the party gangrapes the guard's corpse.
The battle has now concluded.
Loot the guards? Visit the hospital?
â„–109237[Quote]
>>109236loot them, THEN visit the hospital
â„–109238[Quote]
>>109237You loot the guards. You gain 2 M16's one health kit, 2 NWO passes, and 6 grenades. They are added to the team inventory.
Afterwards, you go to the hospital wing.
Dr. Soystein says
>Your friend is in good health. This strange crystal was turning his skin green, so I removed it while he recovered.>Hmm, all of you got hurt, too. I can heal you, too, if you'd like? â„–109239[Quote]
>>109238Accept the healing
â„–109240[Quote]
>>109238you should dress 3 of your party members in the NWO guard outfit and have them larp as security detaining your party
â„–109241[Quote]
>>109238tell him the crystal is important and you need it o algo
â„–109242[Quote]
>>109238After that it cuts to Satoko, Tyrone and Tarrant recruiting a bunch of people from the streets to form an army and help the Brapvengers
â„–109243[Quote]
>>109242Then other people can suggest their characters to help them, I guess
â„–109244[Quote]
>>109239>>109240>>109241Dr. Soystein heals your party to full health.
You request that you keep the crystal.
>Why would you? It turns your skin green?You have a plan to disguise 3 party members with the deceased guards. This is risky, since there's a chance that you'll encounter more guards on the way, so plan accordingly. Otherwise, the disguise should make your party neutral to the guards.
â„–109245[Quote]
>>109244They clean the blood off of the guards uniforms and then decide who wears them
â„–109246[Quote]
>>109245i vote lou, max and eastern cobby since they're all semites
â„–109247[Quote]
>>109244the crystal can be purified and turned into a normal one, and it can be used to open a portal to agartha or some raisin
â„–109248[Quote]
send lou, max and cob one by one and have the rest of the party hide separately so the chances of being caught are lower
â„–109249[Quote]
>>109242>>109243Team Tarrant and Tyrone have been recruiting solLet your heart be bright!rs for the TJD gang, which is allied with the Brapvengers.
So far, 5 have joined and are ready to roll in the van.
(Satoko is hiding somewhere, but will strike with Team Tarrant and Tyrone, and TJD)
You may suggest a few extra team members at this stage, with no roll. They will be turned black, as well, if they aren't already.
â„–109255[Quote]
>>109254He's already with Epstein as part of the Santa replacement ritual
â„–109256[Quote]
>>109253Thanks for being so patient. One character choice per person?
â„–109257[Quote]
>>109256I would prefer that a little but you can suggest multiple.
â„–109258[Quote]
>>109257Okay. I will also wait just in case other people participating in the bread who are busy doing other things want to suggest
â„–109259[Quote]
>>109258In the meantime, we can go back to what the Brapvengers are doing
â„–109261[Quote]
>>108798also are you finally gonna do this now?
>>108800 â„–109262[Quote]
>>109245>>109246>>109247>>109248>>109259You send a semitic trio of Eastern Cobby, Max, and Loud Reed, to Room 25. They loot the blooLet your heart be bright!d clothes, then bolt to the nearest bathroom to wash the clothes.
Rolan
If 2, 6, or 8, a guard catches them and starts combat.
â„–109263[Quote]
>>109261If they're preparing them at this point, that basically suggests a loss condition.
â„–109264[Quote]
>>109263i thought you said when they arrive at NY, if it results in a loss, then i guess we don't have to do it for a little while
â„–109265[Quote]
>>109264I wasn't saying the moment they arrived at New York, I meant at some point in New York. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
â„–109267[Quote]
>>109266They should carry the guards rifles aswell to blend in better
â„–109269[Quote]
>>109268rolan, evens this happens
â„–109271[Quote]
>>109270Have Nate keep his rifle for self defense just incase the guards or something else finds him. Besides Cobby can just grab another rifle from some other guard
â„–109272[Quote]
>>109270nate gets a cool armored brown coat as a upgrade
â„–109273[Quote]
>>109270tell the doc this
>>109247 â„–109274[Quote]
>>109272Want to suggest a character for this?
>>109249 â„–109277[Quote]
>>109276uhhh… now i don't know TOO much about skibidi toilet lore, but i think mafia toilet should be MUUCH bigger here, just saying
â„–109278[Quote]
>>109276check the wiki for his proper size skibidi-toilet.fandom.com
â„–109280[Quote]
>>109278Fandom wiki is unreliable albeit
â„–109281[Quote]
>>109271>>109272>>109273>>109247Nate keeps his rifle. He goes to the closet for a brown coat with armor.
Rolan
If evens, he finds the coat
You tell Dr. Soystein that the green crystal from Atlantis can be purified to purge its effects. You say that the purified crystal can be used to open a portal to Agartha.
>That's some interesting lore… I'm curious as to how you intend to do this. Now that I think about it, its properties are magical right now… You could be right… â„–109282[Quote]
>>109280DVFVCKBQQM didn't tell us xheir canon sizes doe, so i tried my best o algo
â„–109284[Quote]
>>109283good enough i guess
â„–109285[Quote]
>>109283That's good. Do we recruit more or should that be enough?
â„–109286[Quote]
>>109284I could scale him up more but it'll probably look ridiculous. Also, he wouldn't be able to enter buildings and such.
â„–109287[Quote]
>>109285It's enough, I think, if we want to proceed now.
â„–109288[Quote]
>>109286it's fine, besides, im gonna introduce something big soon, that i have been planning for a few hours, im not sure how it will go, but i believe it would br ok
â„–109289[Quote]
>>109286Just keep him like that. We don't have to be 1:1 with the Skibidi Toilet lore
â„–109290[Quote]
>>109288and mafia toilet would put up a good fight against it…
â„–109291[Quote]
>>109288>>109290At that point, you're kinda just creating a problem and a solution.
â„–109292[Quote]
>>109291it's related to epstein, who is basically the main boss of this adventure, just saying
â„–109294[Quote]
>>109293yeah, i plan on the brapvengers and epstein to have an early present introductionc final fight, and considering how powerful the brapvengers are getting, i think it's time for chadstein to get some upgrades too, i hope this doesn't end catastrophically…
â„–109295[Quote]
>>109283Anyways, the TJD gang head off to the UN building. Mafia Toilet uses his jetpack to fly there
â„–109297[Quote]
do you think it should reveal what it is now?
â„–109299[Quote]
>>109296Nice trips, Nate pulls out the map from earlier and they look for their next destination in the building
>>109297Don't spoil the surprise
â„–109300[Quote]
>>109299you sure? i mean, it's a pretty big upgrade for chadstein, and im sure it would be pretty important to show it being made, but should i just hild off on until the final big fight?
â„–109301[Quote]
>>109300Maybe like a teaser scene showing it being worked on like muh heckin teasers of a titan getting upgrades in Skibidi Toilet
â„–109302[Quote]
>>109295Team TJD heads to the UN Headquarters. The gang members will soon reveal their weaponry.
Rolan weapons
0 = all pistols
1-3 = +pump action shotgun
2-5 = +pump action shotgun
4-6 = +mac 10
5-7 = +mp5
6-8 = +mac 10
7-9 = +mac 10
8-9 = +switch glock
9 = +RPG
digits = custom
â„–109303[Quote]
>>109301speaking of skibidi toilet… it certainly is inspired by it, is all i can say
â„–109305[Quote]
>>109303also idk why im hyping it up so much, it really isn't THAT crazy, but whatever
â„–109306[Quote]
>>109302I sorta figured the bad boy numbers would be boring here
â„–109307[Quote]
>>109302Well now most of them are only good for close-ranged combat
â„–109309[Quote]
>>109308yeah but put a car bomb in it to take out any glowies searching for them
â„–109310[Quote]
>>109308park it, also tell us where satoko is, i haven't seen him in a while, he needs to come back desu
â„–109311[Quote]
>>109310He said that Satoko is hiding somewhere and will attack with them
>>109249 â„–109312[Quote]
>>109310call elf tyrone from the studio too, see how he's doing
â„–109313[Quote]
>>109311oh, kinda glossed over that
â„–109314[Quote]
taking short break
â„–109315[Quote]
going to sleep now
â„–109316[Quote]
>>109315forgot to mention this, but nate should put the crystal back in his pocket, it will be important later on, trustme, bye now for real
â„–109319[Quote]
Change of plans, good night everyone.
â„–109322[Quote]
go up so bread doesn't Let your heart be bright!
â„–109323[Quote]
>>109308You WILL use this slighty better PNG of Mafia Toilet because… you will okay??
Up so it doesn't Let your heart be bright! I guess
â„–109324[Quote]
Left sage on award
â„–109326[Quote]
HOHOHO!
â„–109328[Quote]
up o algo
â„–109331[Quote]
>>109325W kiepskim swiecie
Kiepskie sprawy,
Marne zycie i zabawy
Sa codzienne awantury
- nie ma dnia bez ostrej rury
Ojciec biega na bosaka:
Jest zadyma i jest draka
Nikt nikomu nie tlumaczy,
By sprobowac zyc inaczej
(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat
* * *
Sa nadzieje i milosci,
Sa zwyciestwa i radosci,
Sa skandale i halasy,
Na tapczanie wygibasy
Choc problemy sa kosmiczne,
Jest tu calkiem sympatycznie
To jest wlasnie Kiepskich zycie,
Zobaczycie - uwierzycie!
(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat
* * *
W kiepskim swiecie
Kiepskie sprawy,
Marne zycie i zabawy
Sa codzienne awantury
- nie ma dnia bez ostrej rury
Ojciec biega na bosaka:
Jest zadyma i jest draka
Nikt nikomu nie tlumaczy,
By sprobowac zyc inaczej
(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat
* * * *
Sa nadzieje i milosci,
Sa zwyciestwa i radosci,
Sa skandale i halasy,
Na tapczanie wygibasy
Choc problemy sa kosmiczne,
Jest tu calkiem sympatycznie
To jest wlasnie Kiepskich zycie,
Zobaczycie - uwierzycie!
(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat
(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat
â„–109332[Quote]
>>>9290156
>W kiepskim swiecie
>Kiepskie sprawy,
>Marne zycie i zabawy
>Sa codzienne awantury
>- nie ma dnia bez ostrej rury
>Ojciec biega na bosaka:
>Jest zadyma i jest draka
>Nikt nikomu nie tlumaczy,
>By sprobowac zyc inaczej
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat
>
>* * *
>
>Sa nadzieje i milosci,
>Sa zwyciestwa i radosci,
>Sa skandale i halasy,
>Na tapczanie wygibasy
>Choc problemy sa kosmiczne,
>Jest tu calkiem sympatycznie
>To jest wlasnie Kiepskich zycie,
>Zobaczycie - uwierzycie!
>
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat
>
>* * *
>
>W kiepskim swiecie
>Kiepskie sprawy,
>Marne zycie i zabawy
>Sa codzienne awantury
>- nie ma dnia bez ostrej rury
>Ojciec biega na bosaka:
>Jest zadyma i jest draka
>Nikt nikomu nie tlumaczy,
>By sprobowac zyc inaczej
>
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat
>
>* * * *
>
>Sa nadzieje i milosci,
>Sa zwyciestwa i radosci,
>Sa skandale i halasy,
>Na tapczanie wygibasy
>Choc problemy sa kosmiczne,
>Jest tu calkiem sympatycznie
>To jest wlasnie Kiepskich zycie,
>Zobaczycie - uwierzycie!
>
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat
>
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat
â„–109334[Quote]
>>109309>>109310>>109311Satoko and Mafia Toilet reveal themselves.
You also put a car bomb in your van, in case glowies haul it off. It can be disarmed if it's still present later.
You call Tyrone. He just recorded an original Christmas song that'll be put into this year's playlists and subvert the goyim even more, and also some covers of various gangster rap artists and Christmas songs. Other kikes like it so far, so Tyrone is paid $400 for his efforts, and will receive %1.2 of the income his music makes in the future.
â„–109336[Quote]
>>109333he is dead my ass
>>109335Take the dead guard boLet your heart be bright!s to the D.N.S. crematorium to be disposed of properly before
(((they))) call for backup
â„–109337[Quote]
>>109335nate puts the crystal into his pocket, then calls up tarrant to come over to the teams location, and purify the crystal with his aryan magic
â„–109338[Quote]
>>109337the crystal and the sword can summon an aryan alien
â„–109339[Quote]
>>109336>>109337You get some backs from the DNS crematorium, then return to Room 25 to clean up. You put the guards into the bodybags and even clean the room, just to be extra scrupulous.
You store the bodybags in the DNS, to be cremated.
â„–109340[Quote]
>>109338>>109337Team TJD enters the lobby, even Mafia Toilet somehow. There are armed guards.
If this digit ends in evens, you have to go through their checkpoint.
â„–109341[Quote]
>>109340The guards block your path.
How do you get pass them? No firearms in the facility.
â„–109342[Quote]
>>109339a bad boy zombie comes out of those things in the background (forgot what they are called
â„–109344[Quote]
>>109343Nate uses the evil crystal on the zombie and makes the zombie krampus out
evens, and it fails and he bites a random party member
â„–109345[Quote]
>>109343the zombie says "feeeeeennnnnntttt…" get it? cause hes a zombie, but also a bad boy? so instead of saying braaains, he says fent?
â„–109346[Quote]
>>109344>>109345Nate tries to krampusify the zombie. It fails and he attacks good boyler, since he's the closest.
If evens, he bites and infects good boyler, if odds, he's a fent zombie and can't infect.
â„–109348[Quote]
>>109347they all shoot their guns at the zombie
â„–109349[Quote]
>>109347good boyler can't live with becoming Latinx and asks someone to shoot him.
â„–109350[Quote]
>>109349i believe he can be saved, please
â„–109351[Quote]
>>109348>>109349Everyone who has a gun shoots at the zombie.
Rolan multiple
1-6 = Max hits
3-8 = Duke hits (4 or 6 meatshot)
5-0 (wraps around) = Nate hits
7-2 (wraps around) = Lou Reed hits
Simple hit is 2 shots, or 5 shots for Duke
Evens = All meatshots
Digits = All criticals
â„–109354[Quote]
>>109352A24 mercykills good boyler after dodging the bite
â„–109355[Quote]
>>109352A24 evades, he also shoots because I forgot to roll it last turn.
Rolan
2 or 4 = Meatshot
Odds = Miss
Evens = Hit
Digits = Critical
â„–109358[Quote]
>>109357DONT kill boyler, i believe he can be saved, just knock him out for now
â„–109359[Quote]
>>109357The party tries to restrain good boyler to save him.
â„–109360[Quote]
>>109358Marge, you prompted the bad boyzombie?
â„–109361[Quote]
>>109360i didn't think he was gonna kill one of the members… it was just gonna be a minor threat
â„–109362[Quote]
>>109361but tbh, boyler didn't really do much anyways, so its not a big loss
â„–109363[Quote]
>>109362if you want to, you can kill him
â„–109366[Quote]
>>109365max smacks the zombie with his gun, and duke shoots the zombie with his shotgun
â„–109367[Quote]
>>109358Nate takes good boyler's gun and shoots him with it
â„–109368[Quote]
>>109367>>109366Max buttstrokes the zombie, while Duke blasts another shell into its face.
Meanwhile, Nate takes good boyler's Luger with one bullet in it and jams it in his cranium, for an execution style kill.
Rolan Max and Duke
4-9 = Max hits
2-7 = Duke hits
5 = Meatshot
Even (if hit) = Meatshot
Digits = Critical
Rolan Nate
3 or 7 = Aimed at wrong part of hear like a Rudolf
other odds = good boyler gets heavily wounded and becomes heavily wounded zombie
Even = complete kill
â„–109370[Quote]
>>109369The zombie attacks Max.
Rolan
If 5 or 7, Max evades.
If evens, he evades.
If digits, he evades.
Otherwise, he gets bitten.
â„–109372[Quote]
>>109371have max smack boyler with the gun repeatedly until xhe gets knocked out
â„–109373[Quote]
>>109371oh, and reed and nukem attack the bad boy zombie
â„–109374[Quote]
>>109372>>109373Max repeatedly strikes good boyler, in hopes that it'll knock him out, but he's a zombie, so this is unlikely to happen.
Rolan
1, 3 or 5 = good boyler gets knocked out
7 or 9 = he gets killed
Evens = He gets stunned
Digits = Knocked out
Loud Reed and Duke Nukem shoot at the bad boyzombie.
Rolan
3-8 = Nukem hits
4-9 = Max hits
Evens = Meatshots
Digits = Critical
â„–109375[Quote]
>>109374good boyler gets knocked out as a zombie.
The bad boyzombie gets hit enough times to get disfigured. His attacks are going to be even less effective.
â„–109376[Quote]
>>109375The zombie's eyes are bloody and his vision is impaired, he is also disfigured. He's barely able to attack or even see his opponents. He goes for it anyway.
Rolan
Evens = No attack
Digits = No attack
1 or 3 = Attack
other odds = falls over
â„–109377[Quote]
>>109375max puts boyler in a black bag, and puts the bag on his back, easten cobby shoves a firecracker into the zombies mouth
â„–109378[Quote]
>>109377i meant eastern cobby does that to the bad boy zombie, not boyler, sorry for any confusion
â„–109379[Quote]
>>109377>>109378Max shoves the unconcious zombie good boyler into a body bag.
Eastern Cobby shoves a lit firecracker into the bad boyzombie's mouth.
Rolan
1 = Firecracker falls out, doing minimal damage
7 = Zombie survived
Evens = violent decapitation
otherwise, killed less violently
â„–109380[Quote]
>>109379cremate the boLet your heart be bright!s
â„–109381[Quote]
>>109380nigga stop, he's unconscious, he can't do anything
â„–109382[Quote]
>>109381he'll wake up and spread
â„–109383[Quote]
>>109379The bad boyzombie's head gets blasted in just the right way to disintegrate part of it and leave the rest of it on the walls and floor. The entire room gets painted in the zombie's blood.
The battle has been won.
â„–109384[Quote]
>>109382>>109380Let's try and see if he can be cured first.
â„–109385[Quote]
>>109384so take him back to the hospital wing?
â„–109386[Quote]
>>109341The negros try to negotiate with the guards in a swarthy speak, and Mafia Toilet speaks in the skibidi language to them which the guards find le heckin incomprehensible
â„–109387[Quote]
>>109385lets try that first
â„–109388[Quote]
>>109386SNCA but I was this ID
>>109323 from the days before, don't know why it changed
â„–109389[Quote]
>>109385You bring the unconscious good boyler back to the hospital wing, which is one room away.
You ask Dr. Soystein to help formulate a cure.
>I have an idea… Combine Sproke and zombie blood in a vial and run it through your green crystal. That might form a cure, but this is venturing outside the realm of science… â„–109390[Quote]
>>109388IP reset probably.
â„–109391[Quote]
>>109390Weird cause I still see the (you)'s from the older ID
â„–109393[Quote]
>>109386The negroes try to negotiate with the guards.
>Aye, bruh. We are undercover niggas an shiet. That cop oughta tell ya the same thing. We good, because we just are that way, alright?Meanwhile, the Mafia toilet speaks his skibidi-Swarthish. This confuses the guards.
If 2, 4, 6, or 8, this works.
If 1 or 3, they interrogate raisinoko.
Otherwise, this fails.
â„–109394[Quote]
>>109393this triggers combat o algo
â„–109396[Quote]
>>109395And of course, he speaks ESL to them
â„–109397[Quote]
>>109396Does he use any special argument?
â„–109400[Quote]
>>109397He tries to say in english that these amigos are his niggas who are visiting some friends in this building
â„–109401[Quote]
>>109396>>109398Satoko tries to roll with the nigga gangster's argument, that they're undercover 'n' shiet. His ESL confuses everything.
>Bro, umm. bro they is undercover o algo and i a officer of the police… Me hungry for tacos o algo. *brap*Rolan
If odds, they let you in despite confusion
If evens, they engage in combat.
â„–109402[Quote]
>>109401The guards attack first.
The glowie reveals his RAY GUN.
Rolan power
Higher number = more damage
Odds = area of effect
â„–109403[Quote]
>>109402The guards pull their gun on Satoko
>Let your heart be bright! YOU WETBACK!Rolan UN
Evens = Hit
1, 3, or 5 = Miss
7 or 9 = Meatshot
Digits = Critical
Rolan Glowie
Odds = Hit
0, 2, or 4 = Miss
6 or 8 = Miss but AoE
Digits = Critical
â„–109404[Quote]
>>109402mafia toilet fires his acid gun at the glowie
â„–109406[Quote]
>>109403Most of the UN's bullets hit satoko, hurting him.
>Aahhh, friendly fire, homes!The glowie's ray gun misses completely.
Your party is free to attack.
>>109404 and
>>109405 will be enacted this turn
â„–109407[Quote]
>>109406tarrant jumps at one of the guards and slices his throat open with his bone sword
â„–109408[Quote]
>>109407>>109404>>109405Mafia Toilet laughs at the glowie and fires his acid gun at him.
Rolan
Evens = Full hit
5, 7 or 9 = Partial hit
Digits = Full hit
Otherwise, miss
Brenton Tarrant performs a risky flip jump, intending to slash one of the guard's throats.
Rolan
0 or 2 = Out of range
Other Evens = Partial hit + stun
Odds = Throat slit
Digits = Beheaded
â„–109410[Quote]
jesus christ man this rolling raisin is autistic as fuck wake me up when you get to the good part of the adventure aka Santa's workshop managiftent
â„–109413[Quote]
also since when did OP start using fucking dice rolls every single fucking turn? dmin 6 adventure wasnt entirely like this
â„–109416[Quote]
>>109414Satoko tackles the stunned guard and sits on his face, building up a massive toxic brap
â„–109417[Quote]
>>109413I decided to try something different and probably more realistic. One of the flaws I saw with 'dmin 6, was that the enemies couldn't even strike back half the time. That's why I'm doing semi-traditional turn festive combat this time.
â„–109418[Quote]
No one even uses b@sed anymore. Just get rid of that damn wordfilter.
â„–109420[Quote]
also another complaint in your adventure breads it takes so fucking long to get to fighting the major bosses fighting the same fodder enemies for 3 days gets boring
â„–109421[Quote]
>>109420Well, I have two counterarguments.
First, I give many opportunities to avoid combat. With the right lick and strategy, you can avoid fighting the UN guards entirely.
Second, I tried to make fodder enemies more interesting and threatening. Previously, it was just blast the raisin out of enemies or chop them in half and proceed to next room. Now, it's engage in actual combat or GTFO to another room, or avoid combat entirely.
I guess you don't like it, anyway. I'm experimenting and trying to make combat more engaging.
â„–109422[Quote]
I just entered the bread, how did this go from saving christmas to whatever is happening now? Algo whats the winning terms?
â„–109423[Quote]
>>109422>I just entered the bread, how did this go from saving christmas to whatever is happening now?The party, the Brapvengers, are exploring New York and trying to find Santa Cob.
>Algo whats the winning terms?You find Santa and prevent the evil Santa replacement ritual from occurring.
â„–109425[Quote]
>>109416Satoko pushes the stunned UN guard and sits on his face. He unleashes a ghastly brap into the officer's face.
Rolan
Evens = Knocked out
7, or 9 = Stun
1, 3 or 5 = Ineffective
Digits = Kill
â„–109428[Quote]
>>109425Meanwhile, epstein calls israeli backed syrian rebels to come as reinforcement
â„–109429[Quote]
>>109427Some of the TJD n1ggers use their shotguns on the remaining guard. They're a bunch of street n1ggers so their aim isn't that good
â„–109430[Quote]
say some corny ass jolly line straight out of a 2000s disney christmas special
â„–109433[Quote]
>>109432digits as in repeating digits doe
â„–109434[Quote]
taking a small break, hopefully a short one
â„–109436[Quote]
>>109429The TJD niggas fire their guns at the remaining UN guard. Their gangsta aim is kinda bad. Only one of them uas a shotgun, the rest have pistols.
Rolan pistol
0 or 2 = all misses
other Evens = mostly misses, a few hits
1, 3, or 5 = partial hit
7 or 9 = full hit
Digits = Critical
Rolan shotgun
Other Evens = Miss
6 or 8, 1 or 3 = Partial hit
other Odds = Full Hit / Meatshot
Digits = Critical
â„–109439[Quote]
>>109437BP fan shoves the bottom of his flag pole into the guard
â„–109440[Quote]
>>109439The BP fan tries to stick his flagpole into the guard.
3 = blocked by armor
5 = parried with rifle
9 = hit
1 or 7 = critical
Evens = hit
Digits = critical
â„–109443[Quote]
>>109442Tarrant charges at the guard and uses his sword at him and attacks with the BP fan. Mafia Toilet charges another acid shot if they didn't kill him already
â„–109444[Quote]
>>109443Brenton Tarrant slashes his sword, while BP fan swings his flagpole.
Rolan Tarrant
Evens = the guard gets cut up pretty badly
1 or 3 = miss
other odds = partial hit on armor
Rolan BP fan
Evens = stun
1 or 3 = blocked
Other Odds = Pure damage
Mafia toilet aims and charges his acid cannon. He's on standby this turn for if the melee doesn't kill the guard.
â„–109447[Quote]
>>109446Feral elf picks up the glowies ray gun to use as a weapon, assuming it wasn't destroyed by the acid
â„–109448[Quote]
>>109447Feral Elf searches for the ray gun.
Odds = it was destroyed
â„–109450[Quote]
>>109449Yakub picks up one of the guards rifles. Then it cuts back to the Brapvengers
â„–109453[Quote]
Also I'm considering adjusting some of the rolls or the system because getting mediocre results because of a random number is coal.
â„–109454[Quote]
>>109451They question what he meant by venturing outside the realm of science and Soystein continues formulating the cure
>>109453Nice
â„–109455[Quote]
>>109407Are you awake? Do you want to tease this?
>>109300 â„–109456[Quote]
>>109452Also a group of glowies try to contact the one glowie that Mafia Toilet killed. He doesn't pick up and they question what happened to him. Epstein contacts them and says a bunch of people are attacking and he needs backup. The glowies and the Syrian rebels are both driving to the building
â„–109457[Quote]
>>109454You ask what Dr. Soystein meant by "this is venturing outside the realm of science'
He responds
>You see, there aren't any special courses on this type of thing. There is no info in any textbook about zombies, or making a cure for said zombies. If this cure even works, I'm creating a new field of medicine.Dr. Soystein's mystery cure is prepared. You may use it on the sleearly present introductionng zombie.
â„–109458[Quote]
>>109457Use the cure on that zombie. Then nate and the three disguised as UN guards look at the map on where to go next
â„–109460[Quote]
>>109459good boyler is saved
â„–109463[Quote]
>>109461lil good boydy appears
â„–109464[Quote]
>>109462Go to eastern affairs and find a bunch of russians and ukrianians raisinflinging
â„–109465[Quote]
B6NAM7cn became a dead bad boy again award
â„–109466[Quote]
>>109465>>109464>>109463The Brapvengers goes to the Council of Eastern Affairs. (They are opaque due to the room being crowded)
It's similar to the private council of international affairs: That is, it's countrywars and raisinflinging.
Rolan
If 2 or 4, a UN guard happens by
If above 4, lil good boydy appears
â„–109468[Quote]
>>109466The three disguised as UN guards decide to go to the admin room from the map earlier
â„–109469[Quote]
>>109456A device on the glowie's corpse sends a dead man's switch type signal, alerting more glowies.
Jeffrey Epstein coordinates with the glowies to integrate them into the sandbad boy glowies in the parking lot.
Rolan
If 3 or less, they do not disturb the van
Otherwise, they do and it blows up
â„–109472[Quote]
>>109471The other glowies being dead makes the same alert to more of them
â„–109473[Quote]
>>109472The same alert is broadcasted to glowie HQ.
The glowies contact Jeffrey Epstein again. This time, he'll send a team of Israeli solLet your heart be bright!rs to the scene. The glowies will also send double their pawns.
â„–109474[Quote]
>>109473Check up on santa cob
â„–109477[Quote]
>>109476>>109468You send your disguised trip to General Administration. It's unlike rooms encountered beforehand. You are met with a secretary.
She says
>Hello. Welcome to General Admin! I see some fresh faces here, today! â„–109478[Quote]
>>109477OMGSISA
The three try to flirt with her. Roll decides if their flirting is any good
â„–109479[Quote]
>>109478The trio of solLet your heart be bright!rs rizz up the secretary.
Lou Reed says
>I can see why they made you secretary, but I think you should be a stage singer instead.Rolan rizz
Evens = W rizz
Odds = L rizz and bitchless
â„–109482[Quote]
>>109481They ask where Epstein is currently located
â„–109483[Quote]
>>109482You ask the secretary where Jeffrey Epstein is located.
>Hmmm…Rolan
If evens, she somehow KNOWS
If odds, she gets you in contact with administration
â„–109484[Quote]
>>109483They also ask where Santa is aswell
â„–109486[Quote]
>>109483since she knows the 3 of them give her a kiss on the cheek
â„–109488[Quote]
>>109484They also ask of Santa's location.
>Erm…If evens, she somehow KNOWS this too
If odds, she doesn't
â„–109490[Quote]
>>109489They ask for the location of the tunnels and fort, maybe where the entrance is or a map of it
â„–109491[Quote]
>>109490this will only have a chance to happen if one of them kisses this ugly foid pig on the lips
â„–109492[Quote]
does anyone hat
â„–109494[Quote]
>>109490You ask for the location of the tunnels and fort.
>The fort is at Herschel Synagogue…If evens, she even draws a map for you.
If odds, that's the extent of her knowledge.
â„–109495[Quote]
>>109493does anyone hat army?
â„–109496[Quote]
>>109494cobson rapes her and turns into rapeson
â„–109498[Quote]
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>>109497Cobson turns into rapeson
â„–109500[Quote]
I don't feel like doing the rape prompts.
â„–109501[Quote]
It's getting late. Good night, 'teens.
â„–109502[Quote]
>>109494They ask where the Herschel Synagogue is
â„–109503[Quote]
>>109502They don't need to ask about the location of Herschel Synagogue.
â„–109504[Quote]
>>109503Okay I don't know if that's a real place or not but anyway they thank her and return to the main group
â„–109505[Quote]
I am having a break will come back later evendoe you might be asleep when I come back
â„–109506[Quote]
>>109505In an hour or two
â„–109507[Quote]
>>109503I'm back. Are you awake?
â„–109508[Quote]
>>109504The trio call the main group and they tell them the new info
â„–109511[Quote]
>>109500You lied to me :(
â„–109513[Quote]
>>109512He said he doesn't like rape scenes but it may work if we're consensual with it
â„–109514[Quote]
>>109513oh my science… please do this saars…
â„–109515[Quote]
>>109513also sorry for leaving so soon, i had to abruptly leave, i might tell you why later, but idk
â„–109516[Quote]
>>109497Before I go to bed they try to call the main Brapvengers group but their phone ran out of battery or the glowies hacked it or some excuse so they can't communicate easily
â„–109517[Quote]
>>109515It's fine saar, also when will you tease Epstein's creation
â„–109518[Quote]
>>109512Maybe Nate can later on
â„–109519[Quote]
I'm not late thank god
â„–109520[Quote]
>>109503(Save this prompt for later)
Courtesy to Adolf Hitler , the chuud that Let your heart be bright!d from previous bread revived as ice mage after his soul reached hyperborea
â„–109521[Quote]
>>109517very sqqn, also expect me to leave abruptly again today, but i will try to contribute anyway
â„–109522[Quote]
>>109516>>109508The trio attempts to call the main team, but it gets intercepted.
Rolan
If evens, a glowie breaks in and combat is initiated
â„–109526[Quote]
>>109525they whisper to the secretary asking her to seduce the glowie
â„–109527[Quote]
>>109526You whisper to the secretary to seduce the glowie. It's time to test if she has the rizz.
>Mr. Glowie, doesn't it get boring fighting all day? Why don't we take a break and talk over a coffee?Rolan
Evens = Glowie stops fighting and tries to flirt with secretary
1, 3, or 5 = Glowie continues fighting
7 or 9 = Glowie is at least distracted
â„–109529[Quote]
>>109528they all attack at the same time, but eastern cobby goes for the hand holding the ray gun
â„–109530[Quote]
>>109529i mean he tries to cut it off
â„–109533[Quote]
>>109532try again next turn, but beware of
(((his))) trick!
â„–109535[Quote]
Logically this had like a 9% chance to happen, everybody, makes me want to mcnutt
â„–109536[Quote]
The glowie gets a lucky hit on Lou Reed, damaging him significantly.
Your party is free to attack.
>>109533 will be enacted.
â„–109537[Quote]
>>109536after lou reed is shot, eastern cobby says a prayer and tries to behead him
â„–109538[Quote]
>>109537Eastern Cobby sees Lou Reed getting shot and says a short prayer, before he swings his machete.
Rolan
Evens, digits or 9 = Behead
1 or 3 = Machete bounces off
5 or 7 = Partial cut
â„–109540[Quote]
>>109539loot his corpse and check for a
dead man's switch â„–109541[Quote]
>>109539eastern cobby wears the glowies head on his back, they all rizz up the secretary again to cheer her up and make her not tell anybody
â„–109542[Quote]
>>109540>>109541Max loots the body and finds the dead man's switch. It'll alert glowies of his death. Destroying it might not work.
Eastern Cobby takes the glowie's head, then he and Lou Reed rizz up the secretary some more, and cheer her up. She is very likely to be open to joining your party, at this point.
â„–109543[Quote]
>>109542THIS IS A TEASER, AND HAS ALREADY HAPPENED MANY TURNS AGO
meanwhile, a group of israeli engineers are wheeling in a large object to some location, the object is covered by a white cloth, so we can only guess what it can be inside…
â„–109544[Quote]
>>109543oh, is it a BOSS?
â„–109546[Quote]
>>109542they ask her if she'd like to join them
â„–109548[Quote]
>>109546They ask the secretary if she'd like to join the Brapvengers.
Rolan
1, 4, or 8, she says no
Otherwise or digits, yes
â„–109549[Quote]
bad boy
â„–109551[Quote]
>>109550rape her for veing a selfish little fuck
â„–109552[Quote]
>>109550lil chuuddy enters the room to join the party
â„–109553[Quote]
>>109551niggardly bad boy
â„–109557[Quote]
>>9301736
max smacks the guards jaw with his gun and shatters it, while reed shoots at the other guard, eastern cobby shoves his Big santa denier Cock all the way down that bitches throat to make her shut up
â„–109558[Quote]
Actually, nah, fuck this. Kill yourselves.
â„–109559[Quote]
>>109558nigga why did you schizo out suddenly?
â„–109560[Quote]
>>109559I don't even know if it breaks the rules or what not, and I think the rape would leave an unsalvageable taint on the adventure.
â„–109562[Quote]
>>109560nigga just tag it as NSFW if your that worried, why arou such a bitch ass nigga
â„–109563[Quote]
>>109562Look, it just passes certain moral boundries that I don't want to cross.
â„–109564[Quote]
>>109562Quit acting like a cordbad boy dude.
â„–109565[Quote]
>>109563holy raisin this nigga is hella gay, can't imagine being this much of a bitch ass nigga ong
â„–109566[Quote]
>>109565It fucks with my conscience dude. Apologies.
â„–109567[Quote]
>>109566aight nigga, if you don't like heckin raperino, then why did you do this prompt?
>>108786 â„–109568[Quote]
>>109567because gay raisin is funny
â„–109569[Quote]
>>109568you ain't OP lil bro
â„–109570[Quote]
>>109567I barely permit it because I expect prompts like this and it happens in every adventure bread ever.
â„–109571[Quote]
>>109570fine, you kinda won, but you just proved yourself to be a bitch ass nigga, you ain't a hood nigga like me cuh
â„–109574[Quote]
>>109570Will you do my ice mage prompts or no ?
â„–109575[Quote]
>>109561they all start to quietly tell the info theyve been given
â„–109576[Quote]
>>109574I forgot but yeah sure
â„–109577[Quote]
>>109573we had like two of them already, so might as well add a third one, also told this nigga to cook bruh ong :skull_crossbones::pray:
â„–109578[Quote]
>>109576YES, I'LL ONCE AGAIN USE MY BRAINPOWER TO KILL MY FOES WITH CREATIVE METHODS, SO MANY THINGS TO DO
â„–109579[Quote]
>>109577So watching porn or something
â„–109580[Quote]
I mean stop , fuck my ESL
â„–109581[Quote]
>>109579nigga i did it cuz it's funny and makes yall niggas smile like yall need to go back to reddit bruh ong
â„–109582[Quote]
>>109561an average /anthro/ poster appears
â„–109583[Quote]
>>109561Find a vehicle and get to the synagogue
â„–109584[Quote]
>>109578>>109583>>109582good boy returns from the fireplace…
>Hello, soyteens. I've discovered the secrets of hyperborea, and now I've come to guide you to the Herschel Synagogue.If evens, an /anthro/bad boy appears.
â„–109585[Quote]
>>109584does nate still have that crystal with him? also, tell us what the TJD are up to
â„–109586[Quote]
>>1095841.When will the blood ritual happen
2.when brapvenger steps outside, a whole platoon of police force arrive with swat team and glowies alike to arrest them
â„–109587[Quote]
>>109585(Nate has the crystal, but it's red because it was used to cure good boyler from being a zombie)
Team TJD enters the room.
Brenton Tarrant says
>The feds are crawling all over the building… and they got it surrounded. What do we do? â„–109589[Quote]
>>109587Seeing no option, Nate higger and his team decided to fight the fed head on
â„–109590[Quote]
>>109587nate gives the crystal to tarrant, tarrant uses his aryan magic to purify the crystal and turm it back to normal
â„–109591[Quote]
>>109590Don't you mean recharge it ? :nerd: :point_up:
â„–109592[Quote]
>>109591it used to be green and evil, tarrant is going to purify it and turn it back to normal, no need to recharge my nigga
â„–109594[Quote]
>>109587The guard trio tell the party about the important information they got from the secretary
â„–109597[Quote]
This bread became coal after Jax was changed
â„–109598[Quote]
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>This bread became coal after Jax was changed
â„–109600[Quote]
>>109596Mafia toilet shoot acid at the enemies general direction while the Semitic trio flank the UN solLet your heart be bright!r
â„–109601[Quote]
>>109599raisinoko release the brap toward the enemies while TJD and the rest open fire upon them with ice mage shoots out three ice saw at sandbad boy and cops
â„–109602[Quote]
>>109599Also Brent charge along the trio
â„–109603[Quote]
>>109599Yakub curves the bullets with his mastery of magnets?
â„–109604[Quote]
>>109600>>109601>>109602Your entire party fires, Brent and the disguised trio will flank soon, and good boy will fire some ice saws.
Rolan guns
0 = all miss
2 or 4 = Most miss
Other evens = Half hit
1, 3, 5 = Most hit
7 or 9 = All hits
Digits = All critical hits
Rolan acid cannon
Odds except 9 = Miss
9, 0, or 2 = Nondirect
Otherwise, full hit on somebody
Digits = multi kill
Rolan Ted
Evens = Hit
7 or 9 = critical
Digits = critical
Otherwise, miss
â„–109605[Quote]
>>109603Stealing this idea for later
â„–109606[Quote]
>>109604oh, and another thing i want to mention, the atlantean crystal that nate has can amplify the power of any magic/electromagnetic/electric/laser attack that goes through the crystal, bullets, acid, explosions, etc don't work, just wanted to add a little buff to it and maybe help the brapvengers a bit too
â„–109610[Quote]
>>109609(Do this prompt after enemies turn)
Eastern cob hack away at one of the UN guard while Brent ran his sword through another and raisinoko tries to tackle one to the ground
â„–109611[Quote]
Evens = NWO and cop target satoko
Odds = They target others instead
â„–109613[Quote]
If below 5, rat gets hit :(
â„–109616[Quote]
>>109615Satoko lets out one more brap at the enemy before he acks and he whispers his last words
â„–109618[Quote]
>>109614Alright my prompt should be next after the enemies turn
â„–109620[Quote]
>>109610Eastern Cob slashes one of the guards while Brent stabs his bone sword into the other.
Rolan
Most Evens = both effective
1, 3, 2, 4 = both ineffective
5, 7 or 9 = bleed
digits = big bleed
â„–109621[Quote]
ONE OFF
â„–109625[Quote]
>>109623We'll try melee again after enemies turns and ice mage freeze them
â„–109627[Quote]
>>109626TJD fire another volley of shots and mafia toilet spit more acid
â„–109628[Quote]
The enemy gets another good volley, wounding some of the Brapventers considerably.
Brent and Eastern Cobby may also require medical attention soon, especially if they push so aggressively.
Your party is free to attack.
>>109627 will be enacted.
â„–109629[Quote]
>>109625 will also be enacted to some capacity
â„–109630[Quote]
>>109628Duke Nukem fires his shotgun blasts and Feral Elf uses the glowie ray gun, not knowing what it does
â„–109631[Quote]
taking a short break
â„–109632[Quote]
>>109625>>109627>>109630Eastern Cobby and Tarrant melee the UN guards again.
Rolan Melee
Most Evens = both effective
1, 3, 2, 4 = both ineffective
5, 7 or 9 = bleed
digits = big bleed
Duke Nukem and Elf Feral fire their guns at the enemy.
Rolan
Even = Partial hits
1 or 3 = Miss
5, 7, or 9 = Full hit
Digits = Criticals
Will roll other attacks next post
â„–109638[Quote]
>>109636Yakub uses his magnetic power to bend one of the guard's weapon , duke nukem and feral elf fires a shot again while ice good boy summon ice spike to impale one of them
â„–109639[Quote]
>>109637I'm once again asking Brent and eastern cob to melee the UN guard again
â„–109640[Quote]
>>109637Mafia Toilet uses his jetpack to fly and uses his buzzsaw arm on them
â„–109641[Quote]
>>109640>>109639>>109638Yakub uses his magnetic powers to try and bend the NYPD cop's shotgun
Rolan
Odds = Failure
Evens = Success
Digits = Success
The Ice Mage good boy summons an ice spike on the enemies.
Rolan
1 or 3 = Ineffective
7, 8 or 9 = Critical hit on NWO
5 or 6 = Finishes the Israeli
Other evens = Wounds NWO
Digits = kill both
Tarrant and Eastern Cobby melee the UN guards once again.
Most Evens = both effective
1, 3, 2, 4 = both ineffective
5, 7 or 9 = bleed
digits = big bleed
Will roll other attacks next
â„–109643[Quote]
Let your heart be bright!
â„–109645[Quote]
>>109642Big oil fan threw water balloon filled with gasoline toward NWO before TJD open fire , Eastern cob and Brent attempt to finish UN guard off with series of swings , ice good boy threw a massive ice block at police
â„–109648[Quote]
>>109647Ok change the gasoline dosing target to the cop
â„–109649[Quote]
>>109647Mafia aims his cannon at the remaining two guards
â„–109650[Quote]
>>109645>>109648>>109649Ice Mage good boy materializes and drops an ice block on the cop.
Rolan
Evens = Knocked over
1, 3, 5 = Ineffective
7 or 9 = Stunned
Digits = Knocked out
Eastern Cobby and Brent attempt to finish the UN guards.
Evens = Guards get Executed
Odds = Ineffective
â„–109654[Quote]
Alright, taking another break. That might be the last post for tonight, 'teens.
â„–109656[Quote]
>>109654Sleep well because I just whip up award winning slow burn essay for ice good boy after brapvenger step outside
â„–109657[Quote]
>>109653take the solLet your heart be bright!rs medkits and heal your team
â„–109658[Quote]
>>109653do this prompt if the team step outside and face the fed)
In the sight of overwhelming forces , ice good boy does the following:
Turn 1 , he freeze the surrounding area making jagged icicle to form on overhead structure , freezing water pipe beneath, cracks expanding across the street and power line to sag dangerously with its wires exposedTurn 2 , he detach the icicle to fall on enemies causing power outage followed by snapping wire hitting any unlucky foes in it's pathTurn 3 , he create micro fractures within the pressurised ice inside water pipe setting it off to blow ,it also ignites the nearby gas line resulting in fiery explosions and buildings to collapse on anyone â„–109659[Quote]
evens = there is an overhead structure
odds = no overhead structure, have to form it for an extra turn
â„–109661[Quote]
>>109659Take your time op , do the healing prompt first
â„–109663[Quote]
>>109662steal any other supplies and things the guards have
â„–109666[Quote]
HOHOHO!
â„–109667[Quote]
>>109665Throw the grenades out to catch the enemies off guard
â„–109668[Quote]
>>109667well fuck me I guess it does donkeys now
â„–109669[Quote]
>>109667>>109668I'll save it for outside. I guess we're proceeding.
â„–109672[Quote]
The blasts kill three cops.
>>109658Ice good boy sources water from the pipes beneath to form a massive icecicle.
Rolan
Evens = Foundation cracks, causing wires to sag and sliding enemies into ground, stunning them for 1 turn.
Odds = No secondary effects, but foundation still cracks
Digits = Structure collapses on SWAT + evens effect
â„–109675[Quote]
>>109674yakub spawns multiple clones of the officers to attack them
â„–109676[Quote]
>>109672The team provide firing cover to protect ice good boy while he prepare for next phase of attack
â„–109677[Quote]
>>109675>>109676Yakub attempts to clone the cops, creating friendly cops.
Rolan
0, 2, 4 = Ineffective
6 or 8 = Only one cop
1, 3, 5 = 2 cops
7 or 9 = 4 cops
digits = 8 cops
The team provides covering fire for good boy Ice Mage.
Rolan
Less than 5 = Fire ineffective
Odds higher than 4 = Reduces their accuracy for next turn
Evens higher than 4 = Reduces accuracy + several hits
Digits = stuns them and hits them
â„–109678[Quote]
>>109658The suppressive fire is ineffective.
Yakub successfully clones the cops 1:1, except the cloned are friendly.
Ice Mage attempts to drop the icecicle on the cops. It isn't quite above them, so he pulls it into them.
Rolan
Evens = Hit (wound probably)
Odds = Miss
Above 5 + hit = Kill
â„–109681[Quote]
>>109680Ting nates run across the ground
â„–109683[Quote]
>>109680Steal the cop cruiser to get to the synagogue while ice good boy move on to his final phase to cause mayhem and overwhelming police response to buy time
â„–109684[Quote]
>>109683The Brapvengers converge on the police cruisers.
Rolan
7 or 9 = works but some of the cruisers are destroyed
Other odds = Doesn't work
0, 2, 4 = works but other cops arrive
Other Evens = Works
â„–109686[Quote]
>>109684Proceed with ice good boy final phase of attack for incoming cop reinforcement
â„–109688[Quote]
Okay, that's probably it for today. I'm taking another break.
>>109686 will be enacted first turn.
â„–109689[Quote]
>>109688Just incase if the police still follows after the final phase of his attack , have ice good boy to freeze the road to make it slippery
â„–109691[Quote]
blaaaarrhh
â„–109692[Quote]
>>109689>>109658Ice Mage good boy causes the pressurized ice inside water pipes to expand, probably creating a land mine, or at least a spike strip.
The pursuants speed towards it.
Rolan
0, 2 = heckin nothing happene
4, 6, 8 = one of them pops a tire
1, 3 = one of them crash
5, 7 = explodes + multiple crash
9 or digits = explodes + all of them crash
â„–109695[Quote]
>>109694the post itself already rolled doe
â„–109697[Quote]
>>109696a police helicopter starts following you
â„–109699[Quote]
>>109698the helicopter drops those strip things with spikes on them used to pop tires on the road
â„–109701[Quote]
you start getting hit with heavy howitzer (white phosphorous) fire
â„–109704[Quote]
>>109700The back row started to shoot at the helicopter rotor
â„–109705[Quote]
>>109703Ice good boy channel all his magic to summon a blizzard making it almost impossible for backup to arrive but he couldn't use his magic for 10 turn
â„–109706[Quote]
>>109705Ice Mage good boy uses all his magic to channel a heavily localized blizzard that stretches for about a mile out. This impedes law enforcement from entering the perimeter.
His magic can't be used for 10 turns.
â„–109707[Quote]
>>109706Ice good boy kills the officers
â„–109708[Quote]
>>109707nigga he just used all his magic so you gotta wait the cooldown
â„–109709[Quote]
>>109707There aren't even officers present
â„–109710[Quote]
>>109706big lez spies on them
â„–109711[Quote]
>>109710he works for
(((them)))?
â„–109712[Quote]
>>109711no but he's a rapist and he secretely wants to rape the brapvengers
â„–109713[Quote]
>>109710>>109712i'm rolling since i did that for other characters. evens, he appears, odds, he doesn't.
â„–109715[Quote]
>>109714the brapvengers enter the building while big lez calls his friend group of santa denier rapists to come there
â„–109716[Quote]
>>109715The Brapvengers enter the Synagogue. Big Lez smirks as he waits for his santa denier friends to arrive, which will be very shortly.
You see a bathroom, and a backdoor exit to Epstein's fort.
â„–109717[Quote]
>>109716Duke Nukem notices Big Lez and questions him why he's here
â„–109719[Quote]
>>109718go to the bathroom
â„–109721[Quote]
>>109720check for hidden rapists
â„–109722[Quote]
>>109721totally normal thing to do
â„–109724[Quote]
>>109723the ghost/spirit of k uz looks at you through the window
â„–109725[Quote]
>>109723the santa deniers finally arrive
â„–109726[Quote]
>>109724you don't see him though, since he's just a ghost/spirit, but you can feel his presence
â„–109727[Quote]
>9318144>>109725>>109726K uz's ghost peaks in for some reason. He's invisible. Everyone feels his presence.
Big Lez and his santa denier friends box the brapvengers in.
>Hey, nothing personal, but we haven't gotten our fix of anal fleshlights this week. I'm kindly demanding that you all look the other way, pull your pants down, and bend over. â„–109728[Quote]
>>109727tell them that you'll only allow them to rape you if they help you fighting the scrooges
â„–109729[Quote]
>>109728Nate says
>Okay. You can have your way with us all if you fight for us after.Rolan
If evens, your team consents and some of them get fucked in the ass
â„–109730[Quote]
>>109729That's not rape if there's consent doe
â„–109732[Quote]
>>109731Have Lez rape the
(((guards))) â„–109734[Quote]
>>109733k uz decides to join you, because he is bored and wants to watch you kick some ass, he can't attack cause hes a ghost, but he can't Let your heart be bright! either, sice hes already dead
â„–109737[Quote]
>>109734he basically just watches, like how cucks watch their wife get BLVCKED
â„–109738[Quote]
>>109736>>109737You go through the Synagogue's back door.
Nearby, you see a lone guard posted outside the fort. The others must've went with Big Lez's crew.
In the distance, you see plenty of guards, tanks, and even a large object covered in cloth.
â„–109739[Quote]
>>109738shoot the guard and go further
â„–109740[Quote]
>>109738tarrant goes over to speak with the guard, yakub is able to see k uz's aura due to his evolved spiritual senses, he gets his ouija board out, and tries to communicate with k uz
â„–109741[Quote]
>>109739>>109740if evens 309, if odds 314
either way yakub tries to communicate with k uz
â„–109742[Quote]
>>109740Yakub tries speakig with K uz, while Brent Tarrant tries speaking with the guard.
Rolan
Evens = Guard is confused
Odds below 7 = Guard attacks Brent
7 or 9 = Guard doesn't attack but says he's about to
â„–109744[Quote]
>>109743Cut off the guards foreskin and let nate eat it
â„–109745[Quote]
>>109743the guard notices eastern cobby, yakub, and the other non-scrooges, and he starts smiling
â„–109748[Quote]
>>109744>>109745Rolan
Evens = 372
Odds = 373
Above 5 = either is successful if they're selected
â„–109749[Quote]
>>109743Kuz tells yakub about the legendary golden bibisi that's located somewhere inside the fort
â„–109750[Quote]
>>109745>>109749The guard smiles when he notices semitic faces behind Brenton.
>Ah, fellow scrooges, I see. You still shouldn't be out here. This is a restricted area.Meanwhile, Kuz tells Yakub about a rare artifact: The golden bibisi, being located somewhere in the fort.
â„–109751[Quote]
>>109750tarrant tells him they are allowed or something, but slips up and accidentally speaks in an aryan sigma voice, the guard gets HIGHLY suspicious
â„–109752[Quote]
>>109751Brenton Tarrant says
<You're mistaken. We are allowed inside as we are diplomats.>Wait a minute. You aren't jooish, are ya?Rolan
Below 5 = Guard attacks
Evens = Guard arrest Brent and brings him to the fort.
Odds = If guard doesn't attack, he is just suspicious
â„–109755[Quote]
>>109753Looks like Tarrant has ultra instinct.
â„–109756[Quote]
>>109754tarrant slices the guards throat
â„–109758[Quote]
>>109755nah, he just enchanted his sword with vril or something, it's purely cosmetic
â„–109760[Quote]
>>109756Brenton attempts to slash the guard's throat.
Rolan
Evens = success
1, 3, or 5 = fail
7 or 9 = Cuts chest some
Digits = beheaded guard
â„–109761[Quote]
>>109753>The gunshots AUTOMATICALLY alert everyone else.This includes Epstein doe
â„–109763[Quote]
>>109761yeah but he has a surprise waiting for xhem, and it will be an early present introductionc boss
â„–109765[Quote]
Rolan reinforcements (overlapping)
Odds = 2 guards
3-7 = + 1 guard
5 = +1 tank
â„–109766[Quote]
>>109764yakub uses his telekinetic mind powers to slam the second guard onto the ground hard, ted fires an arrow at the first guard, while tarrant runs back to the team
â„–109769[Quote]
>>109768also why are there two of those green things now? they appeared out of nowhere
â„–109774[Quote]
>>109773Duke nukem get closer to shoot the guard , good boyler aim for precision shot for head's while TJD provide firing support
â„–109777[Quote]
No reinforcements arrive this turn. Your party is free to attack.
>>109774 will be enacted.
â„–109778[Quote]
>>109777Does ai do this or is it a person I'm confused
â„–109779[Quote]
>>109777oh, and while you do all that, tarrant also shoots his gun at one of the guards
â„–109780[Quote]
>>109778I'm not an AI, I just have a mental script.
â„–109781[Quote]
>>109778OP here, i am a t-1000 and im coming to rape yo ass
â„–109783[Quote]
>>109782it's true, i was sent by cyberdyne to rape and kill every bad boy in existence
â„–109784[Quote]
>>109774>>109779Multiple party members return fire.
Duke Nukem runs closer for a better shot.
Rolan
Evens, higher than 5 = Meatshot
Other evens = Partial shot
Odds, higher than 5 = Killshot
Other odds = miss
good boyler aims his pistol, and pulls the trigger…
Rolan
Evens = *click*
Odds = BANG! Headshot
Brenton and the TJD lay lead on the first guard.
Rolan
0, 1, 2 = misses
Other evens = Meatshot
Other odds = partial shot
â„–109786[Quote]
>>109785the surviving guard gets a lived on 1 health award
â„–109787[Quote]
>>109785duke finishes him off
â„–109788[Quote]
>>109786The wounded guard has several awards manifest on his person: 1 health award, purple heart award, and purple heart award.
The guards retaliate. The heavily wounded one's accuracy is lowered.
Rolan 1
Evens or 1 = miss award
Less than 5 = bleed to death award (overlap)
3 or 5 = partial shot award
7 or 9 = meatshot award
Rolan 2
Evens, except 6 or 8 = miss
6 or 8 = meatshot
Odds = partial hit
â„–109790[Quote]
2 guards arrive as reinforcements. Your party is free to attack.
>>109787 will be enacted.
â„–109791[Quote]
>>109790duke fires his shotgun, tarrant fires his pistol, ted fires his bow, eastern cobby throws a firecracker at the guards
â„–109792[Quote]
>>109791accidentally enabled anonymous award
â„–109793[Quote]
>>109790Where is Mafia Toilet?
â„–109794[Quote]
>>109793My ID changed again…
â„–109795[Quote]
>>109793I intended for him to return at the other side of the synagogue, but I forgot.
â„–109797[Quote]
>>109791Duke Nukem fires at the 3 guards nearby.
Rolan
Evens = even hit across guards
Odds, less than 5 = miss
5, 7, 9 = Killshot on a guard
Ted Kaczynski fires an arrow at one of the guards.
Rolan
0, 2, 4 = miss
6 or 8 = hit + bleed
Odds = hit
Digits = headshot
Eastern Cobby tosses a firecracker at them.
Rolan
Evens = gets two guard's legs
Odds, less than 7 = miss
7 or 9 = wounds all guards + bleed
Brenton Tarrant tries to finish the wounded guard with his Glock.
Rolan
Evens, 7 or 9 = Finished off
Otherwise, missed both shots.
â„–109800[Quote]
Half of the guard's shots hit.
Rolan reinforcements (overlapping)
3-5 or 7 = + 1 guard
5 = +1 tank
â„–109802[Quote]
each turn is taking too long
â„–109803[Quote]
>>109801the guard gets a third purple heart or something
â„–109804[Quote]
>>109788Yakub use his physic power to make wounded guard to shoot his own allies , while the rest light the new guard up like 4th of July
â„–109805[Quote]
>>109801ice mage fires some icicles at the guards, mafia toilet fires his acid gun at the guards, yakub grabs one the guards with telekinesis and smacks him into the other guards, tarrant tries to decapitate the wounded guard
â„–109806[Quote]
>>109801Once again chuudler will aim for precision shot to the head
â„–109807[Quote]
>>109804yakub should do this instead of mine tbh
â„–109808[Quote]
>>109803>>109804>>109805>>109806>>109807Most of the guns in the party fire at the fresh guards.
Rolan
0 or 1 = all miss
Other evens, 3 or 5 = partial hits
7 or 9 = meatshot
digits = criticals
Other attacks queued.
â„–109810[Quote]
>>109809mafia toilet kills the wounded guy
â„–109811[Quote]
>>109810Skibidi Mafia redirects his acid cannon to the wounded guard.
Rolan
Evens or 1, 3, 5 = finished off
Otherwise, no dice
â„–109813[Quote]
>>109811due to the guards insane luck, and the fact that he won 3 purple hearts, the guard gets fully healed, and turns into John Kerry, his gun gets a laser, a scelebrate, a flashlight, and a surpressor added to it
â„–109814[Quote]
>>109813The guard runs away. He'll definitely get promoted for this.
Your party may proceed to the fortress' entrance.
â„–109815[Quote]
>>109814how much time do you have left? i need to sleep soon and i don't wanna miss anything cuh
â„–109816[Quote]
>>109815That might be it for today. If you were the one who introduced the cloth, then now would be a great time to reveal what it is, or just say it was wheeled off somewhere.
â„–109817[Quote]
>>109816alright, the final fight shall begin tomorrow then, should i tell you what's inside the cloth?
â„–109818[Quote]
>>9319306
so it should be revealed once they show up to chadstein and confront him directly?
â„–109819[Quote]
>>109818If that's what you plan.
â„–109820[Quote]
>>109819i guess so, it WILL be like a heckin cool boss fight like muh vidya games, so yes
â„–109821[Quote]
>>109818The final fight probably won't start tomorrow, but the day after that.
â„–109823[Quote]
going to sleep now, will probably only be sleearly present introductionng for less than 6 hours, but that's heckin ok
â„–109824[Quote]
>>109814Ice chuud lend his staff to feral elf and equip dual ice dagger , it's magic ability is limited to non projectile festive spells and short range but can stack frostbite on contact with any object
â„–109826[Quote]
>>109825flying bad boy rapes everyone and they all Let your heart be bright!
â„–109827[Quote]
flyig bad boy rapes everyone and they all Let your heart be bright!
â„–109828[Quote]
sheitttttt
â„–109829[Quote]
>>109828>>109827>>109826no repeating digits award
â„–109830[Quote]
Can't run the bread today.
â„–109831[Quote]
>>109830dead bad boy award
â„–109832[Quote]
4 hour and 9 min till op clock in , so fire up your prompts and get ready
â„–109833[Quote]
gift bread
â„–109835[Quote]
come back nigga please
â„–109836[Quote]
>>109825Ice Mage good boy lends his wand to Elf Feral and brings out two Ice Knife Daggers. He loses wand-festive functions, including projectiles.
Ice Feral's usage of the wand is comparatively weaker, but still present.
Proceed to the fort's entrance?
â„–109837[Quote]
>>109836well the whole fort knows the Brapvengers are there so waste no time
â„–109839[Quote]
>>109837Your team reaches the fort. One of the guards has a heavy machine gun mounted on a tripod.
Rolan tank appearance
5 = tank appears
â„–109841[Quote]
>>109840rush the guards with an equal amount of the party on each guard at once
â„–109842[Quote]
>>109841get the tankier soyldjers on the machine gun scrooge
â„–109843[Quote]
>>109840Feral elf asked Nate higger for his taser and duct tape it to the other ends of the ward , flow some magic into it with the crystal help and now he could use electric festive magik
â„–109844[Quote]
>>109841>>109842>>109843Elf Feral asks Nate for his tazer. He takes it and duct tapes it to the other end of the wand, so it'll transform into an electric attack conduit.
The party straight up bum rushed the guards.
Rolan bum rush
Lower than 6 = failure
Odds, lower than 6 = interrupted
Higher than 5, evens = success, guards get stunned
Higher than 5, odds = Success, guards get stunned + damaged + 1 knocked out
Digits = Most guards knocked out, remaining stunned
â„–109846[Quote]
>>109845The cube from fortnite lands in between the parties, on top of it is a bird from serina
â„–109847[Quote]
>>109844TJD will become the meat shield for the guard attack
â„–109848[Quote]
>>109846the serinafag is here
â„–109849[Quote]
>>109848I'm not that guy i promise
â„–109850[Quote]
>>109849im mostly kidding… a lot of people hopped on the whole serina thing, so you probably aren't the guy
â„–109851[Quote]
>>109850I don't even know what is Serina
â„–109852[Quote]
>>109851it's about fictional birds, that's all ibknow about it, on the admin 6 adventure bread, people mentioned serina a lot, so it kinda became a tradition at this point
â„–109853[Quote]
>>109847The moment before shots are fired, TJD form a wall in front of the party. They take the majority of the attack.
Rolan
Below 4, one of them Let your heart be bright!s
â„–109855[Quote]
>>109853The commie zerg rushes at the scrooges
â„–109856[Quote]
>>109854Maffia toilet flies into the scrooges several times to crush them
â„–109858[Quote]
>>109855>>109856Both of these will happen
â„–109859[Quote]
>>109854TJD, Brent , duke nukem , Nate higher and a24plier magdump the guards
â„–109860[Quote]
>>109859TJD, Brent, Duke Nukem, Nate, and A24 fire at the guards, while Mafia Skibidi runs into one of them.
Rolan gunfire
Most Evens = Half shots hit
Evens below 4 = no shots
1, 3, 5, 7 = most shots
9 = every shot
digits = criticals
â„–109863[Quote]
i will have to leave very soon again, like previously, hope the big fight doesn't happen TOO soon, i want to reveal chadsteins creation before it happens…
â„–109865[Quote]
>>109864Big lez smashes 2 scrooges heads together and the tjd gang shoots TEH others
â„–109866[Quote]
>>109865Big Lez stealth attacks the 2 guards at the gun, while TJD handles the other 2.
Rolan Lez, stealth attack
Evens = both guards knocked out
Odds, more than 5 = Both guards stunned
Less than 5 = fail
Digits = their heads explode from the force
Rolan TJD
Evens = half shots hit
Evens below 4, or 1 = no shots hit
Odds = most shots hit
9 = every shot
Digits = critical
â„–109867[Quote]
>>109864Feral elf cast ice mist to blind the guard while ice chuud rush past two guard slashing their sides
â„–109869[Quote]
>>109868Alright change action for ice chuud, this time he just slit the guard throats
â„–109871[Quote]
Your party is free to attack.
>>109869 will be enacted.
â„–109872[Quote]
>>109870so no major damage despite every bullet hitting?
â„–109874[Quote]
>>109872Health system is unorthodeliver presents to here. When someone is damaged a bunch, they get wounded, or critically injured. Then, a roll happens, to see if it's enough to kill them. However, if someone gets like 10 bullet holes, they're automatically toasted, unless they're a tank like Duke Nukem.
â„–109878[Quote]
>>109877TJD swap their gun with the guards ak and human Tyrone drag the turret with him
â„–109879[Quote]
>>109877Yes. Also Mafia is already in there because he crashed into the wall
â„–109880[Quote]
>>109879My ID changes every single fucking time
â„–109882[Quote]
>>109881Oh that might explain it
â„–109883[Quote]
how much time do you have left OP? im going to sleep
â„–109884[Quote]
>>109883get your rest. I'm sure we'll reach Epstein later
â„–109885[Quote]
>>109884thanks, i want this to be kinda early present introductionc, sobi don't wanna miss out on anything important you know? goodnight bro
â„–109886[Quote]
>>109883heck, I'll pause before epstein, if we reach him sooner. sleep is very important thougheever.
â„–109888[Quote]
>>109878Tyrone drags the HMG and tripod, it'll take a couple turns for him to set up in combat.
Three TJD's trade up for Galils. They now have twice the fire output.
You reach the first room. You see that Big Lez's crew has taken care of the guards there. You also see two doors. Left or right?
â„–109890[Quote]
>>109889You go through the left door.
You see three guards and a glowie.
Your party is free to attack.
â„–109891[Quote]
>>109890Mafia Toilet targets the glowie
Icechvd targets the middle guard
Nate fires at the guard closer to the glowie
Duke fires at the other guard
â„–109892[Quote]
>>109891Mafia Toilet fires his acid cannon at the glowie.
Rolan
Most Evens = full hit
2 or 4 = full hit on other guard
Odds below 6, or 0 = miss
Other odds = partial hit
Nate and Duke fire their guns.
Rolan
Most Evens = partial hit
8 or 9 = meatshots
Most Odds = most miss
0 or 1 = all miss
Digits on either = critical and/or splash damage
Rolling icegood boy next post
â„–109894[Quote]
>>109892>>109893Wow we all missed
â„–109895[Quote]
>>109894good thing digits usurps other results
â„–109898[Quote]
>>109896Feral elf cast three lighting bolt in the guards firearm , Yakub channel his dark age edit vision into their Psyche before TJD open fire
â„–109901[Quote]
>>109899A24 Fires at the unfrozen guard next to the glowie
chvdler shoots at the other guard
Big Lez attempts to steal the glowie's ray gun
â„–109902[Quote]
First attacks…
Elf Feral slams the staff on the floor, activating the electric magic. It funnels into a ball and shoots towards the guard's guns.
Meanwhile, Yakub projects visions of dark age edits into the guards, potentially mindraping them.
Rolan Elf
4, 6, 8 = Destroys guns
0, 2, 1, 3 = jams the guns
Digits = stuns and damages guards, destroys guns
Otherwise, ineffective
Rolan yakub
0, 2, 8 = stuns guards
Other evens = hurts guards and lowers defense
3, 5, 7 = merely lowers the guards defense
Digits = AAAAAAAAA
â„–109903[Quote]
>>109901queued except for Big Lez
â„–109907[Quote]
>>109906Have a TJD scout the next room
If there's hostiles, he is shot dead on sight(evens) or escapes and alerts the Brapvengers with moderate wounds(odds)
â„–109909[Quote]
And it's digit too gogogo
â„–109910[Quote]
>>109908Nate lob a Grenade into the room
1,5,9 the grenade goes off
Otherwise nothing happens
â„–109911[Quote]
>>109909pretty sure digits do something good but I didn't specify doe
â„–109912[Quote]
>>109911gunshots is that the scout takes out an enemy
â„–109914[Quote]
>>109910>>109911if evens, i account the dubs and alter the outcome
â„–109917[Quote]
>>109916Ok fuck it , feral elf cast icy mist into the room and freeze the floor before everyone except toilet mafia rush in
â„–109918[Quote]
>>109917In the next room, you see an NWO soldjer beside two Israeli guards.
The floor is very slippery.
Rolan
Evens = Your team slides down and gives the enemy free shots
Odds = Enemy slides down and gives you free shots
Digits = Enemy slips and falls into tunnel
â„–109921[Quote]
>>109920The TJD guys, Duke Nukem, Tarrant and Nate fire at them
â„–109922[Quote]
>>109921TJD, Duke Nukem, Tarrant, and Nate fire at the enemy guards.
Rolan
Evens or 5 = half shots hit
1 or 3 = no shots hit
Other Odds = every hit
Digits = critical
â„–109925[Quote]
>>109924Ice good boy, Eastern Cob, BP Fan and Tarrant attack them with their melee weapons
â„–109926[Quote]
>>109925You send four to attack the guards. The slippery floor makes this move inherently risky.
Rolan
Below 5 (any) = slip and failure
Other evens = successful attacks
Other odds success + knocks guards over
Digits = critical
â„–109930[Quote]
alright, that's all for tonight, folks. next part will have some interesting modifiers to the gameplay
â„–109931[Quote]
>>109930Sleep well and goodnight sir
â„–109933[Quote]
>>109929(When he wakes up)
The four gets up from the ice and try to melee the guards. The rest of the party hold their fire just in case they accidentally miss and hit one of the four
â„–109935[Quote]
>>109934naah bro chadstein is cooked :skull::pray:
â„–109936[Quote]
>>109886it's fine bro, I'll probably introduce the creation before the big fight happens, also you should make the cloth a lot bigger, because it's gonna be sonething BIG, and i mean it literally
â„–109937[Quote]
>>109929Same as
>>109933 but ice chuud cast frost spike to impale the guards first
â„–109938[Quote]
>>109935Actually I plan for ice chuud to 1v1 chadstein while the rest rescue Santa and fight his creation
â„–109939[Quote]
>>109929Post a list of the current party members and items.
â„–109940[Quote]
>>109939Inventory: 2 NWO passes, 2 medkits, 4 smoke grenades
Party members: Four TJD gangsters, Eastern Cobby, Max, Lou Reed, Elf Feral, good boyler, Big Lez, Duke Nukem, Brent Tarrant, A24plier, Ice Mage good boy, good boyler, Tyrone, BP fan, Postal Ted Kaczinski, Yakub, Ghost of Kuz, Skibidi Mafia Toilet, and Nate Higgers.
â„–109941[Quote]
>>109933>>109937Ice good boy considers casting Ice Spikes, but he doesn't have his wand.
The melee crew attempts to recover.
Evens = success
Odds = failure
â„–109943[Quote]
>>109934Rolan
If above 5, SWAT Skibidi Mutant will arrive next turn.
â„–109945[Quote]
>>109941What if it's just the nwo since he's the closest and when I said ice spike I mean like shoot up from the ground which doesn't count as projectile
â„–109946[Quote]
>>109944Chuudler aim for precision shot for the guard head > duke nukem gets closer to nwo and go for killshot > the melee team tries to get up again
â„–109947[Quote]
>>109945Most offensive moves require a wand, including summoning a big ice spike from the ground. Ice good boy can still do pocket sand type stuff though.
â„–109948[Quote]
>>109947What if I bypass it by touching the ground and channel his magic to summon ice spike
â„–109949[Quote]
>>109948It'd be a small ice spike.
â„–109950[Quote]
>>109949I mean if it's girth is at least 1 inches thick , I take it
â„–109957[Quote]
>>109956Melee group execute the guards
â„–109958[Quote]
>>109957Got the dubs award
â„–109960[Quote]
Ice good boy and Brent barely pull through. Your party is free to attack.
>>109957 will be enacted.
â„–109962[Quote]
HOHOHO! because of cattyspam
â„–109963[Quote]
>>109961SWAT skibidi executes the weakened guards
only a 3 at the end of this post fails
â„–109964[Quote]
>>109963rolan
last digit of this post / 3 = number of guards executed (rounded up or down)
â„–109966[Quote]
>>109963>>109964SWAT Skibidi Mutant bisects the NWO guard.
His presence is demoralizing upon the survivors.
Rolan
Evens or 1 = they try their best to GTFO
â„–109968[Quote]
>>109967intimidate the guard into telling the BRapvengers the most direct route to Epstein
â„–109970[Quote]
>>109968Because of the failed quads, the guard tells them to go to an area which is most likely a set up trap for the Brapvengers
â„–109971[Quote]
missed image
>>109968You roll intimidation with skibidi swat mutant.
>TELL ME the quickest path to Epstein, or I'll kill you EFFORTLESSLY…Rolan
0 or 1, 5 = ineffective
7, 8 or 9 = too intimidating, turns guards mute
Otherwise, successful
â„–109975[Quote]
>>109971hohoho, it's merry!
â„–109976[Quote]
>>109973Second attempt of execution by melee then open fire on surviving guards
â„–109978[Quote]
The Skibidis will be very useful if we reach the extraction phase. It's also recommended to find a map ASAP!
â„–109979[Quote]
>>109977I'm thinking Duke, Tarrant, Ice good boy, A24 and Yakub
â„–109981[Quote]
>>109980Ice good boy enchants Tarrants sword with a frostbite effect. He also tries this on their firearms to shoot bullets with the same effect
â„–109982[Quote]
>>109981Ice good boy attempts an enchant on the other pointmen.
Rolan
Evens = minor stun chance for every weapon
6-9 = guns have bigger stun chance
4-7 = guns have chance to freeze
5 or 7 = guns have small chance freeze enemies
Digits = guns transformed
â„–109984[Quote]
>>109983They heal themselves before going further. Also what other weapons are there?
â„–109985[Quote]
>>109984You have weapons from other party members to trade. For example, Elf Feral has a Raygun and the Ice Wand.
â„–109986[Quote]
>>109985Alright. Tarrant replaces his pistol with Feral's ray gun and Duke wields the turret Tyrone is dragging. and A24 dual wields AK-47s
â„–109987[Quote]
>>109986I assume Duke is strong enough to use it while walking around
â„–109988[Quote]
>>109986>>109987>>109984You heal your pointmen and some other party members, consuming a medkit.
You give the Ray Gun to Brent, the HMG to Duke Nukem, and an extra AK for A24plier to dual wield.
Proceed?
â„–109991[Quote]
>>109990Tarrant and A24 fire their weapons while Duke reaLet your heart be bright!s up his HMG. They also notice the yellow dots on that one guard
â„–109992[Quote]
>>109990Ice chuud dismantle one of the dagger and forge a magic tattoo on his free hand to amplify ice magic , OP rolls will decide it's potency
â„–109993[Quote]
>>109958Trips doebeit.
>>109990Yakub is given one of the NWO passes because they wouldn't question a bad boy.
â„–109994[Quote]
>>109990madness combat ass place
â„–109995[Quote]
Couldn't run the bread again award
â„–109996[Quote]
>>109992>>109991Ice Chuud dismantles one of his ice daggers and forges a tattoo on his hand, out of the dagger.
Rolan power level
7 is equivalent to ice wand
0 is anemic power level
digits multiplies by 4
â„–109999[Quote]
>>109998have yakub try to use telekinesis to stop the guards bullets as they shoot at the team
â„–110003[Quote]
so sad :cry:
â„–110004[Quote]
>>109999missed this, next turn
â„–110005[Quote]
>>110002(((Epstein))) notices that Duke Let your heart be bright!d and uses his bad boy magic to spawn a duke floyd that replaces Duke and immediately joins the NWO solLet your heart be bright!rs in the combat as a miniboss.
â„–110006[Quote]
>>110002have ice chvd call in big lez to replace duke
â„–110007[Quote]
>>110005>>110006You call in Big Lez to collect Duke's weapons and replace him.
Then, you see three N
iggerdemons arrive. Everyone swears that it's the most ugly, terrifying sh1t that they've seen in their life.
This time, they're here to
(((collect))) Duke Nukem, and mostly won't bother you if you ignore them. Next time, they're irredeemably hostile…
Do you let the n1ggerdemons through?
â„–110008[Quote]
>>110007Yakub use his telekinesis to compel the guards to shoot them
â„–110009[Quote]
>>110007Brent charge into n1ggerdemon to stab them and big lez man the HMG to shoot them
â„–110010[Quote]
>>110007A24plier also shoot them too
â„–110011[Quote]
>>110008Yakub uses the telekinesis to compel the guards to shoot the n1ggerdemons.
Rolan
evens = they attack
â„–110012[Quote]
>>110011does that mean the demons attack the party?
â„–110013[Quote]
Please soot please give me ultra luck for the next prompt sequel :fingers_crossed::fingers_crossed:
â„–110014[Quote]
>>110011Big Les aims both guns at the eyes of the cacobad boydemons and fires.
â„–110015[Quote]
>>110009>>110010Brent stabs the front N1ggerdemon, while Big Lez and A24 fire their guns at it.
Rolan Brent
Evens = Stabbed cheek
8 or 9 = stabbed in eye
Digits = critical
Otherwise gets sword bitten and chewed
Rolan A24
Evens = partial hit
7,9 = eyeshot + full hit
1, 3, 5 = miss
Rolan Lez
1, 3, Evens = partial hit
5, 7 = full hit + eyeshot
Otherwise, miss
digits = crits on either
â„–110016[Quote]
>>110012it didn't, but now they're agro
â„–110017[Quote]
>>110015Demon1gger attempt to bite Brent and the guard tries to shoot at the party despite demon1gger obstruction (I'm using my raisinty luck to ruins enemies chances now)
â„–110019[Quote]
>>110018stab the caconegrodemon's eye with the sword
â„–110020[Quote]
>>110019You attempt to pull the sword from the caco's teeth and stab it in the eye…
Rolan
Evens = success
1, 3, 5 = fail
7, 9 = sword taken away and eaten
â„–110022[Quote]
>>110017The Brownie runs to your team. The blinded Negro charges at Brent. The bastard of a NWO guard dropfires on your team.
Rolan blind negro
Evens, 1, 3 = miss
Other odds = bite
Rolan Brownie
Below 5 = gets an attack
Rolan mp5
3, 5, 7 = miss
1 or 9 = full hit
Evens = partial hit
â„–110023[Quote]
>>110021brent stabs the demon multiple times, defeating it
â„–110025[Quote]
60 turns leftThe attack gets parried.
Your party is free to attack.
>>110014 will be enacted.
â„–110026[Quote]
knee deep in blood
â„–110028[Quote]
>>110025Yakub once again compel both guards to shoot at demon1gger > Ice chvd encase his free hand in an icy fist before stabbing and punching blind demon1gger > Brent attempt to dissect brownie jaw off
â„–110029[Quote]
>>110028The demons are already hostile to the Brapvengers so the guards can no longer be manipulated into attacking the demons
â„–110030[Quote]
>>110025Yakub pulls out his NWO Pass and uses Tricknology to make the bad boydemons attack the NWO solLet your heart be bright!rs.
â„–110031[Quote]
>>110030doesn't know what irredeemably means award
â„–110032[Quote]
>>110031Could they be made to attack the NWOs as well as the party? This would leave them hostile to the party, rather than aligning with them.
â„–110033[Quote]
Huh
â„–110034[Quote]
>>110032>>110028>>110029you can make enemies infight sometimes, especially the n1ggerdemons, but yeah the demons are hostile to brapvengers
â„–110035[Quote]
>>110028First, Yakub compels the guards to attack the n1ggerdemons again.
Rolan
evens = they attack
odds = nope
â„–110037[Quote]
forgot image, didn't read the roll
â„–110038[Quote]
>>110028The caconegro gets blasted in the back.
Ice good boy and Brent Tarrant attack. Ice good boy forms an ice fist and punches the blind caconegro, and Brent attempts yo slash the Brownie's jaw off…
Rolan
Most Evens = Both hit
0 = both miss
6 or 8 = Both hit + Brownie maimed
1, 3, 5 = Ice good boy misses, but Brent Maims the Brownie
7 or 9 = Only Ice good boy Hits, his fist gets cut up though
Digits = crits
â„–110039[Quote]
>>110038Is satoko dead? If he's dead he braps in heaven, if he's not dead, he braps wherever he is and the brap does something or whatever
â„–110040[Quote]
Also the brap resurects the good boy that nate killed in the first adventure but the good boy is a krampus now and wants to kill nate for revenge or something.
â„–110041[Quote]
>>110040Um you're seeing the chvd from previous bread right now
â„–110043[Quote]
>>110039And satoko is dead from getting magdumped by NWO guards
â„–110047[Quote]
>>110046Brownies attempt to head butt Brent and Brent try to counter with timed thrust to the head
â„–110052[Quote]
>>110051Bait or mental Rudolfation
â„–110054[Quote]
>>110052Oops, my bad!
>countered, executed like brutal doomAnd Brownie is dead!
â„–110055[Quote]
>>110051>>110054MERRY CHRISTMAS bfdi mall santa
â„–110056[Quote]
>>110053Ice good boy gets on the eyeless demon and stabs him on top
â„–110057[Quote]
>>110053Ice chvd flies over blind caconegroes and started stabbing and punching as fast as he could > A24plier aim for headshot on rear guard > big lez started shooting rear caconegroes and Brent help killing blind caconegroes
â„–110058[Quote]
>>110056>>110027Dynamic IP acting up again
â„–110059[Quote]
>>110053Yakub bend both of guards weapon
â„–110060[Quote]
>>110056>>110057Ice good boy climbs on top of the blind caconegro and slams it onto the ground.
He punched and stabs it at the same time.
Rolan
Evens = execution
Odds = stun
â„–110063[Quote]
>>110061I'm trying to avoid excessive HOHOHO!ing during my chain of posts
â„–110064[Quote]
>>110060Tarrant joins in with the stabbing
â„–110069[Quote]
>>110068You still have a24plier prompt unattended
â„–110072[Quote]
>>110070Yakub prolonged senior guard stuns by mind raping him with trump edit , Ice chvd and Brent attempt to subdue said senior for interrogation and big lez fires at rear guard if a24plier didn't head shot him
â„–110074[Quote]
Most of A24's shots graze on armor, one hits his exposed shoulder.
Erm… Your party is free to attack.
>>110072 will be enacted.
â„–110078[Quote]
shieet
â„–110081[Quote]
>>110080Big lez shoot at the rear guard again and if that doesn't work , Brent will execute the guard and if he somehow survives a24plier will try headshoting again with Yakub slamming the guard to the ground as last resort while ice chvd induce frostbite on senior guard hand
â„–110082[Quote]
>>110081Big Lez fires more shots at the Deagle Guard.
Rolan Big Lez
Evens = partial hit
1,3 = miss
Other odds = full hit
digits = overkilled
â„–110086[Quote]
>>110084Ice chvd threaten to piss on the hand if he didn't give up the map and the location of the vault where chadstein keeps his magical artifact so that he could break them down to upgrade his magic tattoo
â„–110088[Quote]
>>110086Ice good boy says
>If you don't tell us what you want, I'll piss on your hand!<What?! I mean, okay! Okay!>Give us the map and the location of Chadstrin'd magical artifacts!<Sheesh…Rolan
1 or 3 = he refuses
6,7,8, digits = he gives up magical artifact
Otherwise, he at least gives a map of the place.
â„–110089[Quote]
>>110088Consult the map to find the vault , I need my chvd to get primed up as possible before facing chadstein
â„–110090[Quote]
rolan
if evens, there is a vault or some shiet
â„–110092[Quote]
>>110091Is Santa being held in prison complex or ritual room ?
â„–110093[Quote]
>>110092you have to deduce this yourself
â„–110094[Quote]
hitting certain areas buys time by the way
â„–110095[Quote]
>>110093Alright Santa is in ritual room , a classic damsel in distress trope . The party will continue onward to one location or could you split them to cover more grounds ?
â„–110096[Quote]
>>110095you can split the main party into extra groups to cover more area at once
â„–110097[Quote]
>>110096Ice chvd and big lez will move toward the vault dragging duke nukem with them after big lez gave duke's gun to Yakub (group A) while the rest free the prisoners in prison complex (group B) .
If permitted I want to call additional back up , TJD will rendezvous with Group B and feral elf , BP fan go with group A
â„–110098[Quote]
>>110097You split into two groups, and reinforce the gaps how you wish, except the five member cap prevents all of the TJD from joining Group A.
You send two TJD gangsters to group A, then you send BP Fan and Elf Feral to group B.
Group A:
TJD (shotgun), TJD (galil), Yakub, Brent, and A24plier.
Group B (1 slot available):
Big Lez, Ice good boy, Elf Feral, and BP fan.
You open the door at the junction. It's clear.
Group A will go to Essential Functions, for the vault.
Group B will go to Human Resources to try to free the prisoners.
(The next part will be delayed, because I'll have to draw both backgrounds)
â„–110099[Quote]
>>110098Take your time imma do some chores while you at it
â„–110100[Quote]
rolan initial guard count
number / 2 = count, but at least two
â„–110103[Quote]
>>110101Feral elf summon three ice spike to impale the guards ,BP fan throw a balloon toward enemies general direction with big lez fire upon them
â„–110104[Quote]
>>110102Yakub attempts to bend the guards firearms with his magnetic power
â„–110105[Quote]
>>110098I assume the Skibidis are waiting outside?
â„–110106[Quote]
>>110102TJD fires at the nearest guard , Brent shoot his raygun at the furthest and a24plier pick the middle one
â„–110107[Quote]
>>110103BP fan throws a petrol balloon while Elf Feral channels freezing energies into the earth.
Rolan BP fan
0,2 = 1 guard splashed with gasoline
1, 3, 5 = miss
4,6, 8 = 2 guards splashed
7, 9 = every guard splashed
Rolan Elf
inverse of bp fan, except for 3
miss = all 3 hit
2 = 2 hit
1 = 1 hit
3 = 3 hit
evens = -1 hit
digits = both full hits
â„–110108[Quote]
>>1101073 hit by spikes, 0 hit by gasoline
sorry for the schizo dice roll
â„–110112[Quote]
>>110105They're waiting at the fort. They'll come in use later if we can save santa.
â„–110113[Quote]
>>110104>>110106The team fires at the guards, except for Yakub, who plans to bend the guard's guns.
Rolan
Evens above 5 = everyone gets partial hits
0,2,4 = everyone gets full hits
Odds = individual roll
â„–110115[Quote]
>>110111Big Les open fire again and feral elf cast ice mist to blind the guard, Ice chvd glide toward the rear guard to finish him off
â„–110116[Quote]
digits only show up when i don't mention them, MERRY CHRISTMAS bad boy digits
â„–110117[Quote]
>>110116Just add over killed or something
â„–110121[Quote]
>>110119Yakub and Brent fires on middle guard , TJD and a24plier shot the closest one
â„–110122[Quote]
>>110120shiet i forgot like a regard
â„–110123[Quote]
>>110115Ice good boy closes in on the guards, as Feral Elf deploys a snow mist to blind the guards.
Rolan
Evens = guards blinded, 1 gets stunned by fist
Odds = guards not blinded
1, 3, 5 = ice good boy can't reach the guard in time
7 or 9 = ice good boy really messes up the guard with his weapons
digits = guards turns into ice cubes
â„–110124[Quote]
ONE OFF
â„–110128[Quote]
meant to bvmp
â„–110129[Quote]
>>110120>>110121Yakub attempts to bend the guards done, as intended the previous turn.
Rolan
Above 5 = +1 gun destroyed
Evens = +1 gun destroyed
â„–110130[Quote]
MERRY CHRISTMAS DIGITS
â„–110131[Quote]
>>110130Do the gun blows up or something
â„–110132[Quote]
>>110131i try not to "salvage" digits when i don't call them, so no, just 1 gets destroyed. i got 00 twice without drclaring digits so far…
â„–110133[Quote]
>>110121Yakub and Brent fire at the farthest guard, while TJD and A24plier fire at the nearest one.
Rolan, excludes Brent
Above 5 = both teams get hits
Evens = issa full hit
Odds = they're partial hits
digits = crits
â„–110134[Quote]
rolan brent
evens = partial hit
7,9 = full hit
digits = explosive crit
otherwise, miss
â„–110136[Quote]
>>110135Group A check out the biotech , group B goes to armoury
â„–110139[Quote]
>>110137Break into bio room , they gotta have something to revive duke
â„–110140[Quote]
>>110138To the armoury they go
â„–110141[Quote]
>>110139You enter the bio room. A lone guard and civilian are operating within.
They both shout
>OY VEY! â„–110142[Quote]
>>110141Ice chvd punch the rabbi > feral elf bind the guard with ice chain > big Lez shoot at the rear guards
â„–110143[Quote]
>>110140Your team enters the armory, using the NWO card.
The rabbi is startled by your entrance.
>Oy vey! Who let you in? â„–110144[Quote]
>>110143Yakub forcefully drag him through the iron bar with his telekinesis
â„–110145[Quote]
>>110142Ice good boy punches the rabbi in the head.
Rolan
digits = icecicle
evens = knocked out
1, 3 = dodged
other odds = stunned
Elf Feral shoots an ice chain beam at the guard.
Rolan
evens = blinded
odds = ineffective
digits = head turns into a snow flower
â„–110150[Quote]
>>110148Feral elf send a single lighting bolt toward the guard and big lez fire on him again , ice chvd keep the rabbi subdued by punching him again
â„–110152[Quote]
>>110150Feral Elf shoots another miniature lightning bolt, while Ice good boy punches the Rabbi again…
Rolan ice good boy
digits = icecicle
evens = knocked out
1, 3 = dodged
other odds = stunned
Rolan
evens = evens
odds above 3 = suffers burns
digits = guard gets heart attack
otherwise, miss
â„–110155[Quote]
>>110154Netanyahu enters the room
â„–110156[Quote]
if evens, this happens
>>110155 â„–110157[Quote]
>>110154Ice Chvd interrogate the rabbi by pulling the same trick with the senior officer about how to revive a dead person
â„–110158[Quote]
>>110157Ice good boy grabs the dazed Rabbi by his wrist, inducing a freezing cold feeling…
He tells the rabbi
>Tell me how to revive a dead person, or I'll freeze your hand and piss on it…<Huh? Goy?…Rolan
If evens, he tells
If odds, he doesn't.
If above 4, (secret outcome 1)
Below 5, (secret outcome 2)
â„–110160[Quote]
>>110159Ice chvd sacrifice the rabbi to Adolf Hitler for extra boost in his magic , BP fan try to see if he could make zylokn b in the science station, feral elf grab foreskin skin juice from the box and search the other crate
â„–110161[Quote]
>>110160Elf Feral collects Foreskin Juice and Embalming fluid, the latter of which he finds from the cabinet.
Ice good boy tries to sacrifice the rabbi to Adolf Hitler for extra magic.
Rolan
Evens = success
odds = fail
Above 2 = increase in power, if success
digits = big increase in magic
â„–110164[Quote]
>>110163Head to therapy immediately
â„–110165[Quote]
>>110164You enter the therapy room.
You see John Kerry and 3 subordinates.
He taunts
>We figured you'd head here eventually… By the way, miss one shot, and you risk frying the computer.The computer seems fairly important. You'll have to avoid accidentally firing at it…
>Now back off or become our prisoners. You're not getting what you want… â„–110166[Quote]
>>110165Feral elf create a big ice wall behind the guard and shoot 4 lighting toward them , big Les and ice Chvd charge forward to melee
â„–110167[Quote]
>>110165BP fan also joined in the charge too
â„–110168[Quote]
>>110166Elf Feral constructs a wall of ice to guard the computer.
Rolan strength (number is how many times the base health)
Odds = divide health by 2
Digits = indestructible except by ice magic
â„–110173[Quote]
>>110171Big Les grab two nearest guard and slam their heads together, ice Chvd throw small ice mist at the other guard and stab him , BP fan attempts to tackle Kerry to the ground while feral elf gets closer to tase him
â„–110174[Quote]
>>110173Ice good boy throws ice powder into the guard's face, before stabbing him.
Rolan
If evens, blinded guard
If above 5, the stab does extra damage
0 or 1 = stab misses
â„–110176[Quote]
damn nigga, i didn't think you would go all day on this, thankfully that means i have a chance to do something again
â„–110179[Quote]
>>110177DON'T YOU DARE SAY ITS DIGIT
â„–110180[Quote]
i noticed that this board is glacial in pace during these hours. i can't do complex rolls right now.
>>110175 basically had a 0% chance of being good for 5 minutes
â„–110182[Quote]
>>110178Ice chvd punch and stab the guard , big Lez keep slamming their heads into mush and BP fan beat the raisin out of Kerry while being shocked by feral elf taser
â„–110183[Quote]
>>110177kerry starts singing the jibjab song "you can't say aryan, that really scares me! sometimes a brain can, come in quite handy, but it's not gonna help you, because i won three purple hearts! thus synagogue will surely vote for me" the singing gives him a small boost
â„–110184[Quote]
>>110183*this synagogue
fucking phone
â„–110186[Quote]
>>110185Damn we finally found the deadest activity moments
â„–110187[Quote]
>>110185only active post during dead bad boy hours
â„–110188[Quote]
using an external tool for next few posts, will screenshot the rolls
â„–110189[Quote]
im glad im actually able to contribute again, because im a euronigra and im up at euro hours
â„–110190[Quote]
Asiangods here , have been with op since his first post of today
â„–110192[Quote]
>>110182using online rng, 1-100
tool:
https://www.random.org/rolan ice good boy
evens = blinded guard
above 49 = extra damage
below 11 = stab misses
repeating number = critical
rolan big lez
29-49 = heads pancaked
evens = extra stun
above 79 = knocked out
digits = heads blown up
rolan bp fan
evens = reduces defense
odds = stunned
below 21 = both outcomes negated, he misses
digits = knocked out, negates below 21
rolan feral elf
evens = stuns john kerry
above 90 = stun but for longer
digits = his muscles are blown out, can't even move
rolan john kerry (enemy)
if above 49, he sings for buffs
will roll and send screenshot
â„–110194[Quote]
>>110189>>110190g3mmy internationalchads
â„–110196[Quote]
using external tool again
rolan blind scrooge
digits = he hits ice good boy
ends with 5 = accidentally frags the computer
below 21, but doesn't end in 5 = he faces the wrong direction as he fires
â„–110201[Quote]
>>110199kerry continues singing the song, he gets buff because of it, and is stronger, singing tge song from now on won't boost him any further
â„–110202[Quote]
>>110200thanks saar, jibjab is an underrated aryan gift
â„–110203[Quote]
>>110199Ice chvd execute the guard , big lez keep doing what he's doing and BP fan elbow drop Kerry while feral elf taser his balls
â„–110204[Quote]
>>110201>>110203rolan kerry
evens = increase defense
above 61 = break stunlock
rolan ice good boy
evens, digits, or ends with 3 or 5 = execute guard
rolan bp fan and ice feral
digits = john kerry's nuts explode
below 30 = burns to john kerry
odds = extra stun, stun cycle continues, unless kerry rolls above 61
big lez repeats the maneuver, their heads are softer this time
rolan big lez
24-56 = heads pancaked
evens = extra stun
above 69 = knocked out
digits or ends with 0 = heads blown up
â„–110207[Quote]
>>110206kerry kicks BP away from him, and tries to shoot feral
â„–110208[Quote]
/soy/ is speeding up again
rolan kerry (board number)
evens = leg sweep success and evasion
above 5 = both leg swept
odds = le fail
digits = stuns them
â„–110209[Quote]
board numbers SUCK
â„–110212[Quote]
keep using external tool for random numbers?
â„–110213[Quote]
>>110212BP fan body slam Kerry followed with punt kick by big lez while feral elf tase him again before receiving an elbow drop from ice chvd
â„–110214[Quote]
+1 UID
no contribution
â„–110217[Quote]
taking a break
â„–110218[Quote]
>>110217Maybe check up on group B and the alarm that was set off
â„–110220[Quote]
final post for tonight or whatever
â„–110221[Quote]
>>110219Tarrant uses his ray gun at the window to try break through it and also kill the k1ke. If that doesn't work he tries to stab it with his sword
â„–110222[Quote]
>>110221And A24 and the TJD wait around the door, ready to fire at whoever is through it
â„–110223[Quote]
>>110220To clarify, does this mean the next turn is tomorrow?
â„–110224[Quote]
>>110219Yakub pull the k1ke through the iron bars again
â„–110225[Quote]
>>110213rolan
evens or digits = john kerry knocked out by this combo
3,5,7 = he gets stunned again
otherwise, he manages to keep fighting
â„–110226[Quote]
>>110225BP fan body slams John Kerey, then the rest of the party kicks and stomps him. After the assault, you knock John Kerry out.
You may proceed to attempting to revive Duke Nukem.
â„–110227[Quote]
rolan reinforcements
evens = +2
1-4 = +1
4-6 = +glowie
3-8 = +1 NWO
digits = multiply by 2
â„–110228[Quote]
>>110221>>110224rolan ray gun
evens = explodes glass
evens + above 5 = damages k1ke too
rolan sword
evens = can execute second attack
â„–110229[Quote]
>>110224rolan yakub
0,1,5,7, digits = the k1ke comes out the other end
other odds = telekinesis becomes weak and k1ke breaks line of sight
otherwise, telekinesis resumes restraining the k1ke
â„–110230[Quote]
>>110221>>110222>>110224Brent's Raygun shatters the glass, making it easier for Yakub to slice the k1ke like cheese, thru the iron bars that were meant to protect him.
The door opens. Only one guard has responded to the alarm. TJD and A24 were watching the door, however…
Rolan TJD and A24
evens = partial hit
3,5,7 = full hit
digits = crits
otherwise, miss
â„–110231[Quote]
>>110230The team unloads on the guard, hitting the guard enough to wound him, maybe even kill…
Rolan
Evens or 5 = guard dead
digits = guard explodes into confetti
odds except 5 = guard survives
â„–110234[Quote]
>>110233The first room is full of service rifles. It also has "special munitons" or mainly explosives from what you can see…
In the corner, you see some of the weapons the NWO has been using.
What really catches your eye is the special depot. That's probably where you'll find the good weapons.
It says armorer only, but that's not stopping you.
â„–110235[Quote]
>>110234They scavenge the special munitions area then they go into the special depot
â„–110236[Quote]
>>110235You generally scavenge the special munitions locker, finding 7 frag grenades, a landmine, and a box of explosive shotgun ammo…
You then head to the special depot. You see (most of) Santa's weapons, and a "special" weapons locker, which is really tall.
â„–110237[Quote]
>>110236Try to open the special weapons locker then we shall decide what weapons will be taken
â„–110238[Quote]
rewriting
â„–110239[Quote]
>>110237You open the drawer and find a bunch of rare weapons.
You read the tags and identify the weapons: Manville Launcher, CMG-3, Fat Mac .950 JDJ, a Cochan Turret Revolver, and a Nambu Type 90.
Otherwise, you can name a small arm, and it should be in the locker.
â„–110240[Quote]
>>108754 (OP)Im fucking Rudolfed but how do i find previous bread
â„–110242[Quote]
>>110239Tarrant grabs the Fat Mac and A24 replaces one of his rifles with a CMG-3
â„–110243[Quote]
rolan strength
if evens, a24 has dat soviet strength tho
â„–110244[Quote]
>>110242You take the Fat Mac and the CMG-3 from the drawer.
Brent Tarrant smirks as he holds the massive Fat Mac, which is bigger than his biwisi. It can literally put big holes into people, or blast their limbs away.
A24plier lets out a sigh. He can't hold the CMG-3 and a Galil in akimbo. It's one or the other for him.
â„–110245[Quote]
>>110244A24 only uses the CMG and grabs a Turret Revolver as a backup. and the two TJD carry Santas weaponry on their back and notice his sword is missing
â„–110246[Quote]
>>110245A24 takes the Turret Revolver as a secondary, and puts away his Galil and AK akimbo in favor of his new CMG-3.
The TJD stow away Santa Cob's legendary Jolly HMG and Present Rocket Launcher.
They notice the absence of Santa's sword.
You immediately conclude that Epstein took it for himself.
â„–110247[Quote]
>>110246They then continue forward to the prison area
â„–110248[Quote]
>>110247You return to the armory room.
Rolan
Evens = reinforcements arrive (2 guards)
Odds = no reinforcements
â„–110251[Quote]
storychud i've been here since part 1 this is one of the gemmiest breads i've ever seen on the 'arty good job
â„–110254[Quote]
>>110253Tarrant and A24 try out their new firearms on the two guards
â„–110255[Quote]
>>110253while tarrant and a24 do their work have yakub mindbreak the glowie
â„–110256[Quote]
>>110254Brent levels his Fat Mac at the guard, while A24 fires a burst from his CMG-3.
Rolan brent Fat Mac
Evens = hit
1 or 7 = limb hit
Otherwise, miss
Rolan A24 CMG-3
Most Evens = most hit
7,8,9 = Full hit
Otherwise, miss
Digits on either = crits
â„–110257[Quote]
>>110254>>110255>>110256A24plier fires his CMG-5 into one of the guards. Most of the shots connect.
The nearly 1 inch diameter bullet blasts a massive hole in the guard's chest, killing him instantly. Brent racks the bolt back. He'll have to reload for the next turn to fire the gun again.
Yakub mindrapes the Comfy Glowie.
Rolan
Evens = stun, I guess?
Above 7 or digits = AAAAAAA
otherwise, mildly uncomfy glowie
â„–110260[Quote]
>>110259TJD thugs fire back at the guard and Yakub supercharges their bullets with telekinesis
â„–110261[Quote]
>>110260The TJD fires at the guard, and Yakub supercharges the bullet's velocity.
Rolan Yakub
Number = Tele force multiplier / 2
Rolan TJD
Most Evens = most shots hit
8 or 9 = full hit
Others odds or 2 = miss because they're n1ggere or some sh1t
â„–110263[Quote]
>>110262interrogate the glowie and threaten him with more mindrape if he doesn't spit up info
â„–110264[Quote]
>>110263Yakub interrogates the guard…
>Ay, tell me where Santa is, or you'll get mindraped more, nigkuh!Rolan
only 5 or 7 means he doesn't answer, because it isn't sensitive info
â„–110266[Quote]
krampusella bursts in with a 109db speaker and blare femtanyl
â„–110267[Quote]
>>110266if evens, this happens
â„–110269[Quote]
rewriting
â„–110272[Quote]
forgot to bvmp with the post
â„–110273[Quote]
>>110270Tarrant aims with his Fat Mac at the tr00n
â„–110274[Quote]
>>110273Brent locks the bolt in, then fires at the Tr
anny.
Rolan
Evens = kill grinch
7 or 9 = kill boombox
Otherwise, miss
â„–110276[Quote]
>>110275A24 fires his Turret Revolver at it
â„–110277[Quote]
>>110276A24 aims and fires his Turret revolver at the boombox.
If odds, he destroys it
â„–110279[Quote]
>>110278Mindrape for Santa and Epstein
â„–110280[Quote]
>>110279Yakub pulls the Glowie in and satanically mindrapes the poor n1gger.
>Tell me where Santa and Epstein are BITCH!rolan
evens, 3,5,9, digits = info revealed
â„–110282[Quote]
>>110281Can someone sumarize what's happened? I stop paying attention after satoko ate takis
â„–110283[Quote]
>>110282They r
aided the UN, then Kate Hikes told them where the fort is, then they snowball fighted the fort. Now Santa Cob's on countdown and they have to reach him quickly.
â„–110285[Quote]
only like 2 weeks until this gay wordfilter is lifted
â„–110286[Quote]
>>110281They go into the prison to maybe free the inmates
â„–110287[Quote]
>>9355404
They take a peak in block A
â„–110289[Quote]
>>110287had to rewrite, will do this post
â„–110291[Quote]
>>110290Okay they should head back
â„–110293[Quote]
>>110290snowball fight block A
â„–110294[Quote]
>>110292Ice Chvd sacrifice John Kerry , feral elf working on reviving duke nukem while the rest went to machine room
â„–110295[Quote]
John Kerry is technically a scrooge but his grandparents converted to catholic
â„–110296[Quote]
>>110294>>110295Meanwhile, Group B is working with what they've got. A sleearly present introductionng John Kerry, a healing machine, and some weird juices.
You send Big Lez and BP fan to the machine room.
Elf Feral works with the machine, giving it materials for revival potential…
Most pressingly, Ice Chvd sacrifices John Kerry while he sleeps…
Rolan
Evens = number / 2 = power boost
odds = merge with John Kerry :)
â„–110297[Quote]
>>110296The hyperborean source bless my luck again
â„–110299[Quote]
60% from 5 = 3 if anyone says 'arge at the number
â„–110300[Quote]
>>110298Ice chvd go join up with others in machine room while feral elf search the medical closet and other cabinet to patch up duke
â„–110302[Quote]
>>110301Nice idea , the party started searching for material needed to give duke cybernetics augmentation but also upgrade feral elf glorified Taser into actual lighting wand
â„–110304[Quote]
>>110303They get back to therapy preparing to reboot duke
â„–110305[Quote]
>>110304You return to therapy and install some of the parts on Duke. You save the Implants for last.
Elf Feral activated the healing machine.
Rolan (overlap)
Evens = success
Above 5 = gain muscle mass
digits = super success
Odds = reroll (once)
â„–110306[Quote]
WE'RE SO BACK
â„–110308[Quote]
Oh yeah
>+Speed (twice the attacks per turn)
>+Matrix (ability to dodge)
and
>+ENHANCE (buffs another implant x2)
Or just make something up.
â„–110309[Quote]
okay, retconning. you may choose 2 since it was a super success + regular success, then chances for subsequent implants drop exponentially
â„–110310[Quote]
>>110307+Speed
+Durability
â„–110311[Quote]
>>110309+Enhance
+Utility
â„–110312[Quote]
Maybe just enhance if utility is not available
â„–110313[Quote]
anyone else to add a second opinion on the implants, or to agree with the established votes?
â„–110315[Quote]
>>110310these will be the first two so far, then
>>110311 will be rolled for 50% and ~25%
â„–110316[Quote]
a 5th implant will be ~12.5% if anyone wants to try that.
â„–110317[Quote]
>>110310You add speed and durability.
You add enhance for 50% chance of success.
Rolan
Evens = success
â„–110321[Quote]
>>110320You duct tape the other parts to the wand, then Elf Feral uses his magic on it…
Rolan
If evens or digits, becomes early present introductionc electric wand
If odds, reroll
â„–110323[Quote]
>>110322BP fan and big lez went to chems to see if he could upgrade his zylokn b to deadlier effect while the rest check out the vault
â„–110327[Quote]
>>110322ID:
fed barges into the room furiously
â„–110328[Quote]
>>110327rolan if this happens
evens, it does
â„–110329[Quote]
>>110323Your party reaches the Generator Hallway. You see a Giga and his pet J
anny.
>Hey, Chadstein told me to guard this place. I'm gonna ruin your day.He cocks his Negev…
â„–110330[Quote]
Honestly the party is so fvckine OP that I could spam fodder enemies of any type…
â„–110331[Quote]
>>110329gigachad uses his sigma ohio rizz to try and seduce the team
â„–110332[Quote]
>>110329Feral elf sent a bolt to his gun and impale jannymutt with an ice spike , ice Chvd use his channel his magic to amplify the wand
â„–110333[Quote]
>>110331if evens, he does this for whatever reason
â„–110335[Quote]
>>110334A purple alien drone flies in and starts scanning everything
â„–110336[Quote]
>>110334Big lez volunteer
â„–110337[Quote]
>>110336You get Big Lez to volunteer. The freaky Giga brings out a wig and lipstick, and they proceed to the medical closet. The dog wanders off as this happens. Big Lez should return in 7 turns.
You may proceed with sending BP fan to the chems room, and the others to the vault.
â„–110338[Quote]
>>110335if evens, this happens and i shout n1gger in the air
â„–110340[Quote]
>>110339Duke will accompany BP fan just incase while ice Chvd and feral elf proceed
â„–110341[Quote]
>>110339the drone notices that you are all non-scrooges, so it drops some black sludge on the ground, the sludge turns into a humanoid thing, and it's hostile
â„–110342[Quote]
>>110330Just add Nemesis from re3 and if that's not enough I will actually pull out something dangerous…
â„–110343[Quote]
>>110342i think we have enough already…
â„–110344[Quote]
>>110342Okay, I'll add Nemesis to one of the experiment rooms, but there'll also be another boss, or should I say trio, that are skibidi level threats…
â„–110346[Quote]
>>110345nigga looks like a huggy wuggy character :skull::pray:
â„–110347[Quote]
>>110346His name is Bob and he has three move : swinging his club , shoot out a spike from his hand that could pierce through the whole room or turn it into large saw that could potentially one shot anyone
He also build like 10inch armour plate btw
â„–110348[Quote]
>>110347nigga im gonna have to make chadstein crazy powerful because of this raisin
â„–110349[Quote]
>>110348Um both characters I'm talking about will fight for chadstein
â„–110350[Quote]
>>110348And I'm gonna 1v1 chadstein with ice chvd
â„–110351[Quote]
>>110349ah, nevermind then, the brapvengers are already crazy powerful
â„–110352[Quote]
>>110350he has something very powerful, and i doubt just ice good boy could take it down, but we will see
â„–110353[Quote]
>>110352Why do you think I have ice chvd to snowball fight his vault nigga, so he could catch these hand :punch::punch:
â„–110354[Quote]
>>110348>>110351>>110352You can suggest it, but Chadstein has an OP item already, that kinda acts like a Jojo stand…
â„–110355[Quote]
>>110353he isn't gonna be fighting out in the open lil bro, he's gonna be piloting something…
â„–110356[Quote]
>>110354im talking about the cloth
â„–110357[Quote]
>>110356>>110355okay he can pilot something then the second phase will be him using the secret item
â„–110358[Quote]
>>110355>Another much just like swaglord and the goon oneBoring
â„–110359[Quote]
>>110354Motherfu-:skull_crossbones:
â„–110361[Quote]
>>110360All the hyping up of the cloth just for it to be another mech. Come up with something less predictable.
â„–110362[Quote]
>>9356436
well raisin, i don't know man, that's all i could really come up with, im unoriginal when it comes to these things
â„–110363[Quote]
>>110361meant to reply to this
â„–110364[Quote]
>>110363Ascendant demi god , superhuman serum like Albert Wesker example , Frankenstein's monster or literally just master tacticians
â„–110366[Quote]
>>110365Duke nukem rush the glowie and use him as a human shield as he make him shoot other guards while BP fan take cover and throw more petroleum balloons
â„–110367[Quote]
>>110365where's the drone and the sludge and raisin?
â„–110368[Quote]
>>110367When they return, it'll be there as a monster.
â„–110370[Quote]
>>110367My prompt came up first anyway
â„–110371[Quote]
>>110366Duke Nukem uses his super speed to grab the glowie and use him as a human shield. He grabs the Raygun and fires at the Israeli guards.
Rolan
2,4,6,1 = hit
7,9 = partial
Other evens = partial hit on two
Other odds = miss
Digits = critical
â„–110372[Quote]
>>110364i think i'll just stick with the mech for now, giving him god-like anime powers is pretty far out there, i don't want him to be RIDICULOUSLY powerful, so i think a mech would be enough, yes it's done to death, but who cares? every major adventure bread had at least one mech
â„–110374[Quote]
>>110373Another alien drone appears and spawns a purple cube
â„–110378[Quote]
>>110377is this some fortnite raisin, or those purple alien things from skibidi multiverse?
â„–110379[Quote]
>>110376BP fan throw a lit matches and duke nukem grab the rear guard to throw him toward the glowies
â„–110380[Quote]
>>110378No inspiration, just a ubiquitous UFO design with the top dome turned opaque.
â„–110382[Quote]
>>110380im talking to ww9
>>110381alright, so what is it then?
â„–110383[Quote]
>>110377The cube sends out a pulse that reverses gravity
â„–110384[Quote]
>>110382You will soon know what it is
â„–110385[Quote]
Reddit: the bread
â„–110386[Quote]
>>110384alright… also that black sludge stuff is a reference to dom studios, because it's a purple alien thing, just like the guys in the series
â„–110388[Quote]
>>110387Meanwhile on the outside a big UFO drops a strange purple substance on the ground that starts spreading and liquifying everything it touches
â„–110389[Quote]
>>110388what is bro trying to do with this :sob::pray:
â„–110390[Quote]
>>110388Sorry but the gooey monster is what we go with
â„–110391[Quote]
>>110388n
igger don't make the facility get destroyed by grey goo
â„–110392[Quote]
>>110391It won't destroy the facility, just surround it
â„–110393[Quote]
>>110385Says the nuelfcaca replying to bait frogn1gger bait bread all day
â„–110394[Quote]
>>110392what does it do to the people inside?
â„–110395[Quote]
>>110392is it outside the facility?
â„–110397[Quote]
>>110394It makes them feel very cold and uncomfortable, they also hear voices telling them that they have been wasting their time fighting eachother and that it will lead to their downfall
â„–110399[Quote]
>>110396The cube also starts rapidly multiplying until the whole floor is covered in them
â„–110400[Quote]
>>110397>Very cold Why of course it's cold , ice chvd just cast large blizzard hundred turns ago
â„–110401[Quote]
>>110397bro is dropping schizo auce on the brapvengers
â„–110403[Quote]
>>110396The guards are agitated by the cube and the drone so they start firing at it, assuming the drone is not on their side
â„–110404[Quote]
>>110396My prompt nyagga?
â„–110405[Quote]
>>110397>>110398>>110399The aliens start doing schizo sh
it. Everyone begins hearing voices as the purple goo that was just dropped outside eats the grass, or is it just the Brapvengers hearing the voice…?
â„–110406[Quote]
>>110404missed it because the weird alien stuff
>>110379 â„–110407[Quote]
>>110405The cubes start zapping everyone and they get visions of a strange black figure with purple horns and a cubic eye
â„–110408[Quote]
>>110405the glowie puts a tinfoil hat on his head to hopefully stop the voices, and then he and the others fire at the purple cubes
â„–110411[Quote]
>>110410In the sky above new york dozens of drones apear, form a ring and start charging up something
â„–110412[Quote]
>>110410attack the cubes too, you don't know if they are on your side, so it's better to just destroy them abd get over it
â„–110413[Quote]
>>110407You take a second look, an notice that the cubes are also zapping them. Maybe you've gone mad…
Rolan
Evens = guards prevail
Odds = cubes prevail
If divisible by 3 or 4, it's complete victory
â„–110414[Quote]
bruh the bread is getting derailed so hard
â„–110415[Quote]
>>110413More alien drones enter and they grab everyone with their tractor beams
â„–110416[Quote]
>>110415>>110411too much derailment, i just want the adventure to go as planned
â„–110417[Quote]
>>110416This will all make sense soon
â„–110418[Quote]
meh, you should still do some of the alien prompts, but don't go too far with it, maybe they can be the next big threat after the israelis, just like muh astro toilets?
â„–110419[Quote]
>>110410Try again but this time BP fan throw a Molotov cocktail
â„–110420[Quote]
>>110418nah let's just complete the epstein plotline, i got this sh
it planned and i don't need it getting dismantled by increasingly distracting prompts
â„–110421[Quote]
>>110420alright, so AFTER we rescue santa cob and BTFO chadstein, we can continue with the whole alien thing (unless you don't want to, that's fine)
â„–110422[Quote]
>>110421i got it planned for after epstein is killed too, if the party makes it to that point
â„–110423[Quote]
>>110422maybe we can befriend him or something, like when the alliance and the skibidis joined forces to fight the aliens (astro toilets)
â„–110425[Quote]
>>110423or we can just kick his ass, that works too i guess
â„–110427[Quote]
>>110426No , instead he try one more time and duke tries to grab a guard to throw him toward glowie once again
â„–110428[Quote]
>>110426shoot the cubes and the drones or whatever
â„–110429[Quote]
>>110424The cubes and the drone turn into pure purple light and phase through the roof and go back to where they came from. The purple substance on the outside gardens and turns gray after the big UFO leaves.
This was just a scouting mission, they will return.
â„–110430[Quote]
>>110428Don't bite more than you can chew nyagga
â„–110431[Quote]
>>110429The alien drones phase out, perhaps to return later… The gravity returns to normal, and everyone has a graceless landing.
Duke mutters
>Next chance I get… I'm gonna shove my arm up them alien n1gger's asses… then pull them inside out!>But I have you n1ggers to deal with first…After everyone adjusts for a turn, Duke Nukem slams the guard against the glowie.
Rolan
Evens or 5, digits = glowie and guard stunned
Otherwise, cosmetic hit
â„–110432[Quote]
>>110431meanwhile, netanyahu calls chadstein on his phone and tells him about the alien invasion
â„–110436[Quote]
>>110435Duke gets on top of both of them and starts punching furiously at them
â„–110438[Quote]
>>110435BP fan lift glowie up and perform full nelson on other guards , duke nukem punch the glowie repeatedly
â„–110439[Quote]
>>110435I mean full nelson slam onto the guard
â„–110440[Quote]
>>110436>>110438CyberDuke punches the glowie like a jackhammer.
Rolan
Above 5 = lethal
Evens = knocked out if not lethal
Digits = guard flowers at his head
Otherwise, stun
â„–110443[Quote]
>>110442smash the fuckers hrad in
â„–110445[Quote]
>>110441Duke finishes him off while BP searches for materials to enhance his zylokn
â„–110446[Quote]
>>110443>>110444BP fan shouts
>SMASH THE LAST FUCKER'S HEAD IN, DUKE!<Hope your dental plan covers this…He cocks his cyberfist back…
Rolan
Evens= flowerhead
Odds = knocked out
â„–110448[Quote]
>>110447Chrome shltoko materializes in front of them
â„–110449[Quote]
>>110447Use fent mixer to increase zylokn b potency
â„–110450[Quote]
>>110449BP fan puts the Zyklon B in the fent mixer, hoping to increase its potency.
Evens = success
Odds = ???
â„–110452[Quote]
Accidentally defeated the ritual award…
â„–110454[Quote]
>>110453It cuts to ice chvd and feral elf in the vault
â„–110456[Quote]
>>110453Oh well , I could always clear civilian, barrack and Grinches room manually
â„–110457[Quote]
>>110455Ice Chvd shake down the k1ke at the counter for info
â„–110458[Quote]
>>110456we can visit group a at the prison entrance if you'd like to do that
â„–110459[Quote]
>>110458Nah , we get ice chvd and rest of the group some nice artifacts first . The group b could wait
â„–110460[Quote]
>>110457You shake the bank teller.
>SHOW ME!rolan bank teller
1,2,3 = he tells
otherwise, he keeps being smug
â„–110464[Quote]
>>110463if evens this erm happens
â„–110466[Quote]
if evens, two codes
â„–110467[Quote]
>>110463>>110465A colorfly appears. Friendly, you hope.
The Elf Feral turns the knob 360 degrees clockwise, then counterclockwise, then clockwise again, from 6, effectively entering it thrice. The latch reveals a keypad. He enters "666" on the keypad, it says
"DENIED". So, there's a second code involved…
â„–110468[Quote]
>>110467Ice Chvd beat the living out of bank teller for second code
â„–110469[Quote]
if evens, the bank teller is impervious to force…
â„–110470[Quote]
>>110468Ice Chvd punches the bank teller repeatedly.
1,2,3 = he tells
5,6 = knocked out
8,9= damaged
â„–110473[Quote]
By the way, I'm trying to make things interesting, like a side puzzle
â„–110476[Quote]
>>110455try and destroy the wall near the vault, the vault door might be super tough, but the walls surely aren't as tough as the door, right?
â„–110477[Quote]
>>110475if odds, the colorfly gives the markiplier sword to threaten with
â„–110478[Quote]
also where's the fucking black sludge thing, you said it will show up
â„–110479[Quote]
Roll
â„–110480[Quote]
>>110475The colorbug drops a present - a Markiplier sword.
Ice Chvd picks up the sword and threatens the bank teller.
>KEYPAD, NOW! NIIGGER!!Rolan
1,2,3 = he tells
â„–110482[Quote]
>>110480guess you have to do this
>>110476 â„–110483[Quote]
>>110474Fuck this , feral elf and ice chvd freeze the vault door targeting the hinges making it brittle and call duke nukem over so ice chvd and duke can punch the center once they determined it's weak enough
â„–110484[Quote]
>>110476Elf Feral says
>Maybe we could destroy the wall instead?The bank teller says
<Sure, you can.He giggles.
â„–110486[Quote]
hint: code is 3 digits, is a public number, non-repeating
â„–110487[Quote]
by public i mean you can google it
â„–110488[Quote]
try 322 and 144
â„–110489[Quote]
raisin, not repeating, nevermind
â„–110490[Quote]
>>110485Colorfly shoots a colorful beam from his eyes at the k1ke
â„–110491[Quote]
>>110490The colorfly shoots a color beam at the k1ke. Not interrogation, he just does it.
Rolan
If evens, he turns colorful
If odds, he turns grey
Digits = it gets niggated
â„–110492[Quote]
>>110491he gets a luckiest scrooge award
â„–110494[Quote]
>>110491One of the only times you get digits and it's for a negative effect
â„–110497[Quote]
also where's the heckin black sludge that alien dropped? i told you about this like three times slf
â„–110498[Quote]
>>110497Obsessed with black sludge award
â„–110500[Quote]
>>110496Feral Elf tries to hijack the vault keypad open with his electric wand
â„–110501[Quote]
>>110499so vill we see it eventually? also where's lez? is xhe still fucking giga?
â„–110502[Quote]
>>110499Punch the code 513
â„–110503[Quote]
>>110501big lez has like 1 turns to return on nuke and bp's screen, and a few on ice chvd and feeal elf's screen
â„–110504[Quote]
>>9357304
Posted the same image nine times award
â„–110505[Quote]
>>9357304
gogogo
â„–110506[Quote]
>Posted the same image nine times award
o algo, my raisin is lagging
â„–110507[Quote]
>>110496anyway, the coulorfly bites the smug little pricks face off
â„–110508[Quote]
>>110500>>110502You punch 513
>ACCESS DENIEDFeral Elf tries to hack the keypad…
First reply rolls!If you roll below 5, it works… No rerolls or deleting.
â„–110509[Quote]
rollololololololo
â„–110510[Quote]
sheeeeit…
â„–110511[Quote]
>>110509got n1ggered by the number award
â„–110512[Quote]
>>110509bad boy should've wait a bit
â„–110514[Quote]
>>110508You bad boy better say this raisin actually below 5
â„–110516[Quote]
>>110515Colourfly by some miracle drop the second code for the vault
â„–110518[Quote]
The colorfly gets swatted
>ACK!>>110516Rolan
If digits or 1,2,3, he le drops it by le ebic miracle.
â„–110519[Quote]
>>110517Unless you know how to open the vault , shut the fuck up I'm legitimately angry rn
â„–110520[Quote]
OFF BY ONE
â„–110521[Quote]
>>110519don't get angry, puzzles are a game of trial and error.
â„–110522[Quote]
the scrooges face turns into a trollface, he starts dancing and singing justin biebers baby, making everyone killjoy and smile, he gets more lucky awards
â„–110523[Quote]
*making everyone cr1nge and seeth3
fucking wordfilters
â„–110524[Quote]
>>110521Ice chvd shake him once again asking for hint
â„–110525[Quote]
>>110522The scrooge gets up and dances, turning into a trollface. He sings baby by justin bieber. He absolutely dunked on Brapvengers and ACKed colorfly - he won…
Ice Chvd shouts
>OKAY YOU WIN, PLEASE… AT LEAST A hint…Rolan
If nothing, he leaves
1,2,3 = HE TELLS
7,8,9 = he gives a hint
digits = he opens the door for you
â„–110527[Quote]
>>110526kneel on the dead colorfly
â„–110530[Quote]
>>110529You type "846" into the keypad…
>ACCESS GRANTEDYou may enter the vault.
â„–110531[Quote]
you find a 1488 carat diamond, and some extremely rare red mercury, which is used to make nukes, and costs a raisin ton of cash
â„–110532[Quote]
*1488 carat diamond necklace with pure gold chains
â„–110534[Quote]
FUCK
â„–110535[Quote]
>>110533Offer both of them and entire content of the vault to Hitler so he can upgrade Ice Chvd tattoo
â„–110536[Quote]
>>110535Ice Chvd offers the items he found and the entire vault to Hitler.
The items evaporate in his hands. The contents of the vault begin glowing and fading, too…
Rolan
Evens = he gains x5 the magic, transforms
Odds = he gains x10 the magic, transforms even more drastically
Digits = x100 x how many repeating numbers super transformation
â„–110539[Quote]
>>110537Ice Chvd shoots like a missile towards the Bank Teller.
Rolan
If evens, knocks out bank teller then beats to death
If odds, he dodged the missile and goes into secret joo tunnel, having played the brapvengers for real
â„–110540[Quote]
the scrooge throws a powerful indian stinkbomb to early present introductioncally troll you
â„–110543[Quote]
it's the worst smell you have ever smelled, everyone in the room vomits, and the smell spreads far out
â„–110545[Quote]
the monster gets a full body, and tries to fight big lez
â„–110546[Quote]
>>110545The monster turns humanoid and punches Big Lez.
Rolan
4,6,8,0 = lez gets knocked off screen, stunned for 1 turn
3,5,7 = monster gets one hit knockout
â„–110548[Quote]
>>110547wizard chuod uses his sword to slice off the monster's limbs the black bp fan puts on a suicide vest and takes himself out with the monster
â„–110549[Quote]
>>110548bp good boy doesn't do that nigga, chill
â„–110550[Quote]
>>110548>>110549Wizard Chvd tries to slice off the monster's limbs.
Rolan
4,6,8 = success on both limbs
1,3,5 = success on one limb
digits = crits
otherwise, fail
â„–110553[Quote]
the monsters limbs turn back to liquids, and flow themselves back onto the monster, and he grows the limbs back
â„–110554[Quote]
kinda like when the t-1000 gets melted and forms back
â„–110555[Quote]
>>110552Feral Elf electrocutes him with his wand while BP fan throws a Molotov at it
â„–110558[Quote]
>>110557go to the vault so u can finallly save santa
â„–110559[Quote]
the monster fully melts, and the melted parts start moving back together…
â„–110560[Quote]
>>110558xe isn't in the vault, sweaty
â„–110561[Quote]
>>110560how many turns until Santa Cob is bad boyfied?
â„–110562[Quote]
>>110560then go to where santa is because this back and forth is getting tiring
â„–110563[Quote]
>>1105610, the ritual got stopped
â„–110566[Quote]
>>110565start doing le early present introductionc aryan sprint
â„–110567[Quote]
>>110566le EPlC aryan sprint*
â„–110569[Quote]
>>110568depends on who is imprisoned
â„–110570[Quote]
>>110569it's randos being imprisoned, but it'd be heroic to release them, since most of them are innocent
â„–110571[Quote]
>>110570free them i guess (i hope theres atleast one aryan warrior in there)
â„–110572[Quote]
release them, you have all the time in the world now
â„–110573[Quote]
>>110571>>110572okay. i have to sleep soon / take a break, will continue later
â„–110574[Quote]
ok saar
â„–110575[Quote]
>>110568>>110570free the prisoners
â„–110576[Quote]
>>110565Group A will check on energy and air factory first
â„–110578[Quote]
>>110577They all fire upon the guards
â„–110579[Quote]
>>110578Your party fires upon the guards.
Rolan
Evens = partial hits
Odds = Reroll
Digits = crits
â„–110580[Quote]
reroll
evens = full hits
odds = miss
â„–110581[Quote]
most Rudolfed system ever award
â„–110582[Quote]
>>110581>>110580redoing this because 25% of EVERY shot missing is plain Rudolfed and fvcking stupid
â„–110583[Quote]
reroll (re-attempt)
evens = full hit
odds = reroll again
â„–110584[Quote]
>>110582Its called divine intervention chvd
â„–110585[Quote]
>>110584let's give divine intervention a lower chance gogogo
â„–110586[Quote]
>>110585Just like how you get digit almost every time you didn't mention them ?
â„–110587[Quote]
>>110586it's funny how that works, thought you were just referencing pulp fiction.
â„–110590[Quote]
>>110589Meanwhile in space, the aliens prepare to invade
â„–110592[Quote]
Reroll
Evens = partial hits
Odds = reroll
â„–110593[Quote]
Final Reroll
Evens = Half shots hit
Odds = all miss
â„–110594[Quote]
>>110591why did this take you 40 minutes to make
â„–110595[Quote]
>>110594No one was replying so I attended to other things for a bit
â„–110597[Quote]
>>110596Yakub forces the right guards gun to fire on the other guard with his magnetism
â„–110598[Quote]
tarrant fires his big mac or something
â„–110599[Quote]
>>110598He's reloading for the current turn
â„–110600[Quote]
>>110599ok than a24 fires
â„–110601[Quote]
>>110600>>110597Yakub and A24plier attack.
A24plier fires his LMG at the right guard, while Yakub magnetically manipulated his gun to fire at the other one.
Rolan A24
Evens = Partial hit
Odds = reroll
Rolan Yakub
Evens = he gets the gun to fire (reroll)
Odds = he can't
Digits = crits and Yakub's success
â„–110603[Quote]
a beefbeetle appears
â„–110607[Quote]
>>110606Return and go to the cell room. Also what happened to the turns?
â„–110608[Quote]
>>110607>Also what happened to the turns?Someone
accidentally ACKed George Floyd by adding zyklon B the fentanyl mixer.
â„–110609[Quote]
Check the door
â„–110610[Quote]
>>110608It was raisinty luck , could've been ebicly gas the scrooges in civilian room
â„–110611[Quote]
>>110607>>110609rolan
if evens, 219
if odds, 224
â„–110612[Quote]
rolan encounter
if evens, yes
if odds, nope
â„–110616[Quote]
>>110615Where can they find the room that has master switch in it
â„–110618[Quote]
>>110617Get to the middle
â„–110619[Quote]
>>110618You go through the cell block, until you reach a junction. There are two doors: Central Command and Cell Block D.
Four men impede you: One with a SCAR-L, the others holding MP5k's.
Your party is free to attack.
â„–110620[Quote]
>>110619Each one of them pick their target except for two TJD who will shoot at 4th guard together
â„–110621[Quote]
>>110620Group A selects their targets, then fires at them. Except for Brent, which gets rolled separately…
Rolan
Evens = partial hit
Odds = reroll
Digits = crits
â„–110622[Quote]
evens = full hit
odds = reroll
â„–110623[Quote]
evens = partial hit
odds = miss
â„–110625[Quote]
ROLL
â„–110626[Quote]
>>110625That's not how it work , it depends on op rolls
â„–110628[Quote]
evens = full hits
odds = miss, scar rerolls
â„–110634[Quote]
>>110629if odds, xe appears immediately
if evens, reroll
â„–110636[Quote]
he asks your team btw
â„–110637[Quote]
>>110633No need begin firing upon the guards immediately
â„–110638[Quote]
>>110635Tell him the scrooges are raping his family behind that door and will receive lifetime supply of marlboro if he help us
â„–110639[Quote]
>>110637>>110638You decide against using a medkit, hoping to end the battle quick.
You tell the American Indian
>Help us and we'll get you a lifetime supply of Marlboro.Does he agree?
Rolan
Evens = joins party
Odds = doesn't join, plainly a neutral party for now…
â„–110643[Quote]
evens = full hits
odds = miss, scar rerolls
â„–110644[Quote]
>>110643didn't wait long enough like a reatard, sorry for that
â„–110646[Quote]
will wait for next roll…
â„–110647[Quote]
>>110644These whole rolls is a fucking curse for entire day
â„–110648[Quote]
>>110647I'd use 10d but the board is slow during these hours, giving certain numbers 0% for several minutes at a time
â„–110649[Quote]
>>110648Time to pull out external rolling tools again
â„–110650[Quote]
>>110649good idea, will do that…
â„–110651[Quote]
rolan (6d) external tool
evens = A24 needs medical attention
odds = TJD needs medical attention
1,2,3 = yakub needs medical attention
5 = someone d1e n1gger d1es
6 = no one needs medical attention
â„–110652[Quote]
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â„–110654[Quote]
give yakub ze passive magnetic shield?
â„–110655[Quote]
>>110653The amerindian will tackle the nearest guard while other open fire on the rest
â„–110657[Quote]
use the medkit
â„–110658[Quote]
>>110657will happen after group a attacks and before nwo attacks
â„–110659[Quote]
>>110655Brent Tarrant, and the TJD's fire at the guards while the Amerindian tackles the guard at the right.
Rolan 100d
Above 40 = partial hit (half)
above 70 = partial hit (most)
20-39 = full hit
Below 20 = miss
Repeating digits or 64 = critical hits
Evens = amerindian tackle stuns
Odds = reroll for amerindian using board numbers
â„–110660[Quote]
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+roll
evens = reroll
odds = amerindian gets stunned and targeted
â„–110661[Quote]
rolan again
evens = stun on guard
odds = stun non-successful
digits = guard knocked out
â„–110662[Quote]
>>110659bruh that would've been a crit
â„–110663[Quote]
>>110662Just set the MX number to 11
â„–110665[Quote]
brent is a CRACKSHOT!
â„–110666[Quote]
>>110664Bro aiming skill improve astronomically after using santa denier as target practice
â„–110669[Quote]
>>110667This board is conspiring against me to impede any progress
â„–110670[Quote]
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â„–110672[Quote]
>>9364738
1 guard left…
â„–110673[Quote]
>>110672Yakub wrap the gun around guard neck with his magnetic power, TJD and a24plier open fire once again
â„–110674[Quote]
>>110673Yakub tries to wrap the gun around the guard's neck…
Rolan
Evens = stunned guard
Odds = reroll
Digits = choke guard to death and destroy gun
â„–110677[Quote]
>>110676Get turned into swiss award manifest on the corpse
â„–110678[Quote]
>>110677what's left of the corpse doe
â„–110680[Quote]
>>110678Just put it on his torso
â„–110681[Quote]
>>110679ruined by being announced award
â„–110682[Quote]
>>110679if evens, he enters the room
if odds, he just appears
â„–110684[Quote]
>>110682After that they move to central command
â„–110686[Quote]
>>110684okay, this will happen next post
â„–110687[Quote]
creating ze miniboss…
â„–110690[Quote]
>>110689Yakub bend their guns and the rest fire
â„–110691[Quote]
>>110654yakub now ignores half of the shots that hit him, no rolls, because we have enough of those
â„–110692[Quote]
>>110690Yakub uses his magnetic powers to try to bend the guns, before the rest of the party fires.
Rolan
Evens = effectiveness roll
Odds = second roll (partial fail/full fail)
digits = guns destroyed
â„–110694[Quote]
rolan
evens = full hit
odds = TJD misses, reroll for a24
â„–110695[Quote]
rolan A24
evens = partial hit
odds = fully misses like blind snowman
â„–110696[Quote]
rough…..
â„–110698[Quote]
Reroll
Evens = limbshot
Odds = miss
digits = headshot and shatter glass (forgot to roll previously)
â„–110699[Quote]
>>110698SUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIII
â„–110700[Quote]
bro put all of his skill points into accuracy :skull:
â„–110702[Quote]
rolan
evens = the other room attacks
odds = they don't
â„–110704[Quote]
>>110702Crazy elfpot hour
â„–110705[Quote]
evens = guard succeeds, but gets cut by glass
odds = he fails to jump in time, making him more vulnerable
â„–110707[Quote]
get closer and attack
â„–110709[Quote]
Battery d1ed
â„–110710[Quote]
Back online
â„–110711[Quote]
>>110707>>110708Amerindian prepares a ritual and begins chanting in a native language that only 30 people know…
You question him on this.
He says in Ennglish
>I go prepare ally for friends. I call entity.Then he continues…
You shrug and proceed to the stronghold. The abomination will arrive in 3 turns, and has a small chance to activate.
Group A fires at the enemies, except for Brent, who is reloading.
Rolan
Evens = partial hits
Odds = reroll
Digits = crits
â„–110716[Quote]
Evens = full hit
Odds = reroll again
â„–110717[Quote]
waiting…
â„–110718[Quote]
Evens = most miss
Odds = full miss
â„–110721[Quote]
>>110720Your party launches another wave of bullets, as Brent raises his rifle.
Rolan
Evens = Partial hit
Odds = Reroll
Digits = crits
â„–110722[Quote]
evens = full hit
odds = reroll
â„–110723[Quote]
evens = TJD missed all, others get partial hit
odds = all miss
â„–110725[Quote]
Evens = limbshot
Odds = miss
digits = *click* out of ammo…
â„–110729[Quote]
rolan if wolf attacks a second time
Evens = he does
Odds = he doesn't
â„–110732[Quote]
i might be getting too excessive with the rolls. also taking a break.
>>110731nonsenseCHAD
â„–110733[Quote]
>>110730Tarrant throws a smoke grenade into the NWO position to make them panic.
â„–110735[Quote]
UP
â„–110738[Quote]
>>110733Brent Tarrant deploys a smoke grenade into the stronghold.
Rolan
Evens = blindness for one turn (all) + fear reroll
Odds above 5 = blindness for half + fear reroll
Other odds = Ineffective
Digits = temporary suffocation + 2x turns of blindness + fear
â„–110739[Quote]
panic roll
evens = fear debuff
odds = just blindness
digits = x2 effects duration
â„–110742[Quote]
>>110740Throw a grenade, atleast it's guaranteed to hit one of them
â„–110743[Quote]
>>110741>>110742these will be enacted
â„–110745[Quote]
rolan grenade
above 4 = +stun
evens = kill bias
odds = wound bias
digits = multi kill bias
â„–110746[Quote]
evens = lesser wound
odds = greater wound
â„–110747[Quote]
evens = wound 1
odds = wound 2
digits = dud grenade
â„–110748[Quote]
>>110747ARE YOU FVCKINE KIDDING ME?
â„–110751[Quote]
rolan
evens = killed
odds = incapacitated (knocked out basically)
â„–110753[Quote]
rolan if wolf attacks a second time
Evens = he does
Odds = he doesn't
â„–110755[Quote]
evens = it arrives
odds = it doesn't
digits = it arrives
â„–110757[Quote]
Evens = spares wolf, reroll for incapacitated
odds = kills wolf, reroll for incapcitated
digits = doesn't spare either
â„–110758[Quote]
evens = kills the incapacitated guard
odds = spares the incapacitated guard
digits = asks for a sacrifice…
â„–110761[Quote]
>>110760Just magdump this blud already :skull_crossbones::skull_crossbones::skull_crossbones:
â„–110762[Quote]
>>110760Finish him off. I also like the inclusion of unique guard enemies like Wolf. You should add more of them later on
â„–110763[Quote]
>>110761I saw that message you deleted lil bro
â„–110764[Quote]
>>110762>>110761You get your party to fire another burst at Wolf.
Rolan
Evens = partial hit
Odds = reroll
Digits = criticals
â„–110765[Quote]
what did he say? i was playing anomaly breach 2 and didn't see it
â„–110768[Quote]
>>110765>>110766Issa nothingburger saying he was going to add more creatures or something
â„–110770[Quote]
>>110769He probably shouldn't waste his Big Mac bullets on somebody who is almost dead
â„–110773[Quote]
>>110772Spare him and take the key
â„–110774[Quote]
>>110772Pick up the master key and uh… went to turn the master switch off I guess
â„–110775[Quote]
>>110773>>110774You take the key and activate the master switch, sparing Wolf.
Immediately, the Amerindian and Danny Trejo show up.
Danny Trejo says
>Thank you guys, for freeing us. I'm the leader of the prisoners, and I'm here to talk business… We need some help getting out of here! â„–110776[Quote]
suddenly, an indian sigma respect button appears on the floor
â„–110778[Quote]
you press the button, and an indian (pajeet, not native) gigachad appears
â„–110779[Quote]
>>110778he's friendly btw, and will join your team
â„–110780[Quote]
>>110775Tell trejo and amerindian to lead a prisoner revolt and go kill the guards in barracks while threatening the scrooge to pay them reparation at minimum 6 billion for each prisoner
â„–110781[Quote]
>>110780scrooge in civilian room
â„–110782[Quote]
>>110779>>110778if evens, this happens
if odds, reroll because +respect
â„–110783[Quote]
>>110778>>110779>>110780>>110781You pick up and press the respect button, then a friendly Jeet Indian Dude shows up.
You turn to Trejo and tell him
<You and Amerindian should lead a revolt and kill the barracks guards, then threaten the civilians for massive reparations.>Hmm…Rolan
If evens, he vill do this
If odds, he isn't willing to do this
â„–110786[Quote]
dialogue sounds ESL, sorry
â„–110787[Quote]
>>110785HIM Jumpscared you again.
â„–110788[Quote]
>>110787if evens,
HIM proposes an alternate plan
if odds,
HIM just appears as splash again
â„–110789[Quote]
>>110785So did that master switch unlocked every cell including block b yes ?
â„–110792[Quote]
the jeet grabs the gun on the ground (not the smg, the other one idk the name) and he grabs the floating pistol as a secondary
â„–110795[Quote]
>>110790Alright let's go back to the canteen and check out the door
â„–110799[Quote]
>>110798Talk to him about why he didn't escape like others
â„–110800[Quote]
>>110799You ask him
>Why didn't you go with the others?He responds
<Because their plan is stupid. They're not becoming free men. They're just becoming escaped prisoners in New York. â„–110801[Quote]
>>110800Ask him what's his plan then
â„–110802[Quote]
>>110801You ask gigachvd
>What is your plan, then?He responds
<I'm not sure yet. Maybe I'll stay here and maybe get some good boy points… or they'll just execute me. Either way, we definitely need to come up with another plan if we want to escape. â„–110803[Quote]
>>110802Fine get him to tag along and move on to canteen, I have a plan for him
â„–110804[Quote]
>>110802Say that they'll all be dead soon once we're through with them and Epstein. Then you offer him if he wants to join the party
â„–110805[Quote]
>>110803>>110804You tell gigachvd
>We'll kill all the guards here, then nobody can execute you.<Good.>Do you want to join us?<Sure. You guys can handle yourselves.Gigachvd joins your party…
You proceed to the break room. You see that the door has been opened.
â„–110806[Quote]
>>110805It's bloody… Ominous… Enter.
â„–110809[Quote]
>>110807rolan if this happens later
evens = it does
â„–110810[Quote]
did he see poopson or something?
â„–110811[Quote]
>>110808The abomination must've passed by to be witnessed by him
â„–110812[Quote]
>>110808Gigachvd take his gun and move to civilian room
â„–110813[Quote]
>>110808A k1kes head pops out of the toilet then starts singing skibidi scrooge or something
â„–110814[Quote]
>>110813if evens, this happens
â„–110815[Quote]
>>110812>>110813Gigachvd loots the double barrel. Right before they leave, a k1ke head pops out and sings
>SKIBIDI K1KE K1KE, JOO JOO K1KE, SKIBIDI JOO YEE YEE…Try to escape, or blast its head off?
â„–110816[Quote]
>>110815Attempt to flush him but he is aggressive and fights back
â„–110817[Quote]
>>110816You attempt to flush skibidi k1ke.
Rolan
evens = you win
odds = he goes aggro and whips your party with his head
â„–110819[Quote]
the dead scrooge turns into a zombie
â„–110820[Quote]
>>110819Nigga stop stalling mane
â„–110823[Quote]
>>110822Tarrant gives gigachvd his pistol to use
â„–110824[Quote]
>>110823Then he reaLet your heart be bright!s up his Big Mac
â„–110826[Quote]
>>110822Open fire upon them , amerindian will attempt to mindrape them with more chant
â„–110827[Quote]
>>110825Glock. He will probably get a better weapon later anyways
â„–110828[Quote]
>>110827Do you want him to fire the shotgun first, or switch rightaway?
â„–110829[Quote]
>>110828I'm Rudolfed I didn't realize that he already had a gun
â„–110830[Quote]
>>110829Didn't the prompt award
â„–110831[Quote]
>>110829okay. double barrel shotgun does need to reload every third turn. he will continue using it, but also receive the glock as a backup
â„–110832[Quote]
>>110831Alright dubs then
â„–110834[Quote]
ONE OFF
â„–110836[Quote]
rolan
evens = second guard hit
odds = second guard doesn't
digits = ???
â„–110837[Quote]
bros aim is god tier
â„–110838[Quote]
Maybe I should shot up a local mosque too
â„–110841[Quote]
rolan
evens = full hits
odds = reroll
digits = miss
â„–110842[Quote]
rolan
evens = fully miss
odds = only 2 rounds hit in total
â„–110844[Quote]
random thought: you can interrupt reloads by switching arms
â„–110845[Quote]
>>110843Second volley ! FIRE !Amerindian start chanting to give the bullet more explosive effects
â„–110846[Quote]
>>110843The Native American throws a tomahawk
â„–110847[Quote]
currently taking a break
â„–110849[Quote]
Up
â„–110850[Quote]
>>110846>>110845for the amerindian
if evens 612
if odds, 609
â„–110853[Quote]
rolan
evens = regular hit
odds = no hit
digits = bleeding hit
â„–110857[Quote]
you see a beefbeetle in the pod
â„–110858[Quote]
building scene and inhabitants
â„–110860[Quote]
Up
â„–110861[Quote]
>>110857if evens this le happens
â„–110865[Quote]
Oop
â„–110867[Quote]
>>110863>>110864>>110866Brent switches to Ray Gun (his own choice), then you fire upon da scrooges.
Rolan
Evens = partial hits
Odds = reroll
Digits = criticals
â„–110870[Quote]
holy fuck, quads mean they all explode and turn into a bloody mist
â„–110871[Quote]
>>110868if evens, xe shows up
â„–110872[Quote]
>>110869>>110870You heckin' obliterate da scrooges. Then, the rest of them show up and you initiate TKD. All that's left is a floor of gore, and also a few ash piles from the ray gun.
The pods are clear.
â„–110873[Quote]
>>110872The Beetle consumes their remains and grows bigger
â„–110875[Quote]
>>110874Let him be. He's not bothering you
â„–110876[Quote]
>>110872Move on to barracks
â„–110877[Quote]
>>110874HIM show up and laugh at you then he disappear
â„–110879[Quote]
>>110877HIM finally shows up and laughs at you and the Brapvengers. He disappears shortly after.
You shrug it off and proceed to the barracks…
â„–110880[Quote]
the beef beetle consooms all of the boLet your heart be bright!s in the pod and grows even bigger, then he tries breaking the doors of the pod down so he can get out
â„–110881[Quote]
>>110880We already move onto barracks next chvdLet your heart be bright!s
â„–110882[Quote]
>>110880rolan
evens = he doesn't break out
odds = reroll
digits = he breaks out
â„–110883[Quote]
rolan trejo
evens = doesn't reappear
odds = he does
â„–110885[Quote]
give him le cards or whatever
â„–110886[Quote]
>>110885You give him one of your NWO cards and your special armory card.
>Thanks, bro. Let me repay you.He gives you two medkits. You can use one of them to heal your wounded before entering the barracks.
â„–110887[Quote]
>Are you REALLY sure you want to make that post?
Wtf
â„–110888[Quote]
>>110887i think tgere is a random chance that you will get those messages when you post
â„–110891[Quote]
>>110890WHY NOT THE ARMORY
â„–110892[Quote]
OP here I'm trans btw
â„–110893[Quote]
>>110891the party already visited and looted some of it, and the previous intention was to go to the barracks. would you like the party to revisit the armory instead?
â„–110894[Quote]
>>110893go to the barracks then i guess
â„–110895[Quote]
>>110893This. Thats how Tarrant got his Big Mac that makes giants hole into people
â„–110896[Quote]
>>110894You head to the barracks and enter. A bulletproof window stands between you and the red beret.
He says
>The shoah squad's arrived!Do you try and kill the beret here and now, or do you enter through the barracks? Your party is free to attack.
â„–110897[Quote]
>>110896Enter through the barracks were gonna air it out
â„–110899[Quote]
>>110898Gigachvd unleashes shotgun blasts upon them
â„–110900[Quote]
>>110898Everyone start firing while Amerindian chant once again to give the bullet explosive effects and Yakub uses his magnetic power to guide those bullet
â„–110901[Quote]
>>110899>>110900DOUBLE BLAST!Gigachvd cocks back both hammers, then fires the double barrel into the soldjers.
The Amerindian chants while he does this.
Rolan
Evens = partial hits (most)
Odds = Reroll
Digits = crits + autoexplode
â„–110902[Quote]
rolan
evens = full hit
odds = reroll
digits = chant works too
â„–110903[Quote]
evens = partial hit (most miss)
odds = full miss like Rudolf
digits = full hit anyway or something
â„–110904[Quote]
>>110901Cool moment ruined by raisinty luck award
â„–110905[Quote]
where did the jeet guy go?
â„–110906[Quote]
>>110905forgot to reappear him while making the team heal
â„–110909[Quote]
evens = full hit
odds = reroll
â„–110910[Quote]
gogogo
â„–110911[Quote]
evens = partial hit
odds = full miss
â„–110912[Quote]
raisinty fucking luck got me resorting to artificially inflate the number to a favourable outcome
â„–110913[Quote]
Rolan Yakub
Number = Tele force multiplier / 2
â„–110914[Quote]
raisinitest luck award
â„–110915[Quote]
rolan amerindian
evens = hollow point effect
odds = nope
digits = explosive rounds
â„–110916[Quote]
absolute worst luck for this turn
â„–110919[Quote]
rolan
evens = 2 guards arrive
odds = nope
â„–110921[Quote]
>>110920Everyone in the squad shoot at the k1kes heads
â„–110922[Quote]
>>110920Yakup mindrapes xhem
â„–110923[Quote]
>>110920Yakub compel the guards to blow their heads off
â„–110924[Quote]
The scrooges get about half their shots on the Brapvengers' Group A. Everyone gets hit at least once, except for the tacticool Jeet crouching on the bunker. +respect
Your party is free to attack.
>>110921,
>>110922, and
>>110923 will be enacted.
â„–110926[Quote]
>>110925rolan
evens = he appears
odds = he doesn't but you can ask again because of sh1tty luck
â„–110927[Quote]
>>110925okay you roll if he appears
â„–110932[Quote]
rolan
evens = one of them gets headshot, full hit
odds = no headshots, reroll
digits = three get shot in head
â„–110934[Quote]
>>110933>>9373076dynamic IP award
â„–110935[Quote]
evens = convinces one of them to kill themselves, roll how many
odds = nope
digits = same as last roll
â„–110937[Quote]
which rng system should i use from now on?
â„–110938[Quote]
>>110937Just use the external roll and make sure it's set to 11 max
â„–110941[Quote]
After this battle, I'm going to conclude part 2, because there are too many replies and it's breaking. Part 3 will be the Epstein snowball fight.
â„–110942[Quote]
>>110941give a santa a frost sword imbued with the power of winter and have him duel weld it with his christmas sword from part 1 to get revenge on epstein
â„–110943[Quote]
>>110941Will it be tomorrow or next week?
â„–110944[Quote]
>>110942In your dream snowman
â„–110945[Quote]
>>110943I'm planning a few days after part 2
â„–110946[Quote]
>>110944shut up nigga you're the one who got santa killed by trying to have your little self insert ifunny p3do character win
â„–110947[Quote]
>>110946I'm not the one who insert chadstein you low functioning porch monkey
â„–110948[Quote]
>>110946im the guy who introduced chadstein in the first part, not him lil bro
â„–110958[Quote]
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â„–110959[Quote]
next adventure bread after the christmas one will be basically dnd at that point
â„–110960[Quote]
>>110959who invited this nigga fr
â„–110961[Quote]
>>110959yeah for better or for worse
â„–110964[Quote]
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â„–110966[Quote]
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â„–110968[Quote]
>>110967oh well, forgot to change it.
â„–110970[Quote]
>>110966if two people want a "correct" roll, i can redo it
â„–110971[Quote]
>>110969Baron cob the 3rd rushes in and strikes Red Beret
Yakub distracts the guards with his mind powers
A24 shoots one of the bloody guards, while Brent shoots at the other blooded guard
â„–110972[Quote]
>>110971Baron Cob rushes in to strike Red Beret.
Yakub casts a distracting beam (keeps guards off of Baron Cob).
A24 shoots at the guard with blood sprayed on him.
Brent is still reloading.
Rolan 11d
Odds = yakub succeeds in distraction
7,8,9 = baron cob cuts Red Baron for bleed
10,11 = baron cob beheads Red Baron
3,4,8,10 = partial hits for A24
5,7,11 = full hit for A24
1,7,11 = yakub actually confuses guards (stun)
â„–110973[Quote]
forgot to rename
â„–110974[Quote]
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â„–110975[Quote]
splendid roll here
â„–110977[Quote]
>>110976Gigachvd attempts to fire a lethal shotgun blast again
â„–110979[Quote]
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â„–110981[Quote]
if evens, red beret breaks out of confusion early and attacks baron cob
â„–110983[Quote]
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â„–110985[Quote]
>>110984CERN resets reality and deletes everything
â„–110986[Quote]
>>110985schizorald but not doing this
â„–110987[Quote]
>>>9373664 (You)
>schizorald but not doing this
even dough it happened
â„–110990[Quote]
>>110984Tarrant gets his Big Mac ready while Baron Cob finishes off Red Beret and others fire
â„–110991[Quote]
>>110990Everyone fires on the guards while Brent aims and Baron Cob swings at Red Beret again.
Rolan 11d
9,10,11 = full hit
6,7,8 = partial hit (most)
3,4,5 = partial hit (few)
1,2 = miss
evens = some friendly fire on baron cob
9,10,11= baron cob beheads red baron
6,7,8,9=baron cob cuts Red Baron again for more bleed
â„–110992[Quote]
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â„–110993[Quote]
hitlerian trips therefore all shots hit and are crits
â„–110995[Quote]
>>110993okay I'll make it count
â„–110997[Quote]
suddenly, barack obama comes in
â„–110998[Quote]
get it? because we are in the barracks and his name is barack?
â„–111000[Quote]
You should use mouthwash instead.
â„–111001[Quote]
>>110997>>110998obama is actually involved…
teaser:
â„–111002[Quote]
>>111001if you aren't joking and obama will actuall come, then i guess we can have robama fight them instead, if it's important
â„–111003[Quote]
kinda like george droyd, but obama style
â„–111006[Quote]
VBSQLVTE CINEMV
â„–111007[Quote]
>>111004Right we haven't seen what Nate and the rest of the group were doing
â„–111009[Quote]
>>111007this bread has run its course
Dunno when the next bread will begin doe
â„–111010[Quote]
>>111007they're waiting at the junction
>>111005perhaps
â„–111011[Quote]
>>111008thanks
>>111009planning on part 3 dropping in a few days
â„–111013[Quote]
>>9374108
some features are breaking and it does get laggy when viewing full bread
â„–111014[Quote]
>>111013Will the aliens play a part in part 3?
â„–111015[Quote]
>>111014they'll be hovering over nyc, maybe they will
â„–111016[Quote]
i hope they do, because i want them to be the next big villain o algo
â„–111017[Quote]
Have a Merry Christmas, everyone!
â„–111021[Quote]
Up
â„–111023[Quote]
>>111017You're going to drop the next installment on Christmas right OP?
â„–111024[Quote]
>>111023I'd imagine that he's spending time with his family on Christmas rather than running a bread on bald man with glasses wesbite for half the day
â„–111026[Quote]
Still waiting…
â„–111027[Quote]
Any update on when part 3 will come out OP? Take your time if you need to
â„–111028[Quote]
I'm so sorry but part 3 has been delayed until further notice, and it might not even release.
â„–111030[Quote]
>>111028At least it's nice to get a response instead of leaving me hanging