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 â„–108754[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

BEGIN

You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

 â„–109855[Quote]

>>109853
The commie zerg rushes at the scrooges

 â„–109856[Quote]

>>109854
Maffia toilet flies into the scrooges several times to crush them

 â„–109857[Quote]

>>109855
Him and…?

 â„–109858[Quote]

>>109855
>>109856
Both of these will happen

 â„–109859[Quote]

>>109854
TJD, Brent , duke nukem , Nate higher and a24plier magdump the guards

 â„–109860[Quote]

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>>109859
TJD, Brent, Duke Nukem, Nate, and A24 fire at the guards, while Mafia Skibidi runs into one of them.

Rolan gunfire
Most Evens = Half shots hit
Evens below 4 = no shots
1, 3, 5, 7 = most shots
9 = every shot
digits = criticals

 â„–109861[Quote]

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Most shots land on the guards. The middle gets hit the hardest.

Rolan
Above 5 = +1 guard killed
Evens = +1 guard killed

 â„–109862[Quote]

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The guards survive. Skibidi continues his course into the guards.
Evens = Wall gets crushed
Above 5 = 1 guard crushed
9 = 2 guards crushed

 â„–109863[Quote]

i will have to leave very soon again, like previously, hope the big fight doesn't happen TOO soon, i want to reveal chadsteins creation before it happens…

 â„–109864[Quote]

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Skibidi Mafia doesn't hit the guards, but instead crashes the wall over.
Your ally, Big Lez, emerges from the wreck.
>Hey, I took care of them guards in the first room.
Your party, and Big Lez, are free to attack.

 â„–109865[Quote]

>>109864
Big lez smashes 2 scrooges heads together and the tjd gang shoots TEH others

 â„–109866[Quote]

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>>109865
Big Lez stealth attacks the 2 guards at the gun, while TJD handles the other 2.

Rolan Lez, stealth attack
Evens = both guards knocked out
Odds, more than 5 = Both guards stunned
Less than 5 = fail
Digits = their heads explode from the force

Rolan TJD
Evens = half shots hit
Evens below 4, or 1 = no shots hit
Odds = most shots hit
9 = every shot
Digits = critical

 â„–109867[Quote]

>>109864
Feral elf cast ice mist to blind the guard while ice chuud rush past two guard slashing their sides

 â„–109868[Quote]

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The two guards are stunned, while another Let your heart be bright!s from the TJD's gunfire. Only one wounded remains. Now, he'll attack…

He vengefully blasts the shotgunner TJD.

Evens = 2 shots hit
Odds above 5 = 3 shots hit
9 = every shot
5 = 1 shot hits
Otherwise, misses all

 â„–109869[Quote]

>>109868
Alright change action for ice chuud, this time he just slit the guard throats

 â„–109870[Quote]

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The guard hits every shot on the TJD gang leader.

Rolan casualty
1, 5, or 9 = TJD Let your heart be bright!s
4 or 6 = coughs blood, losing more health, but not dead

 â„–109871[Quote]

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Your party is free to attack.
>>109869 will be enacted.

 â„–109872[Quote]

>>109870
so no major damage despite every bullet hitting?

 â„–109873[Quote]

>>109872
Built different

 â„–109874[Quote]

>>109872
Health system is unorthodeliver presents to here. When someone is damaged a bunch, they get wounded, or critically injured. Then, a roll happens, to see if it's enough to kill them. However, if someone gets like 10 bullet holes, they're automatically toasted, unless they're a tank like Duke Nukem.

 â„–109875[Quote]

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Ice good boy flies over to the guard and tries to stab with his ice daggers.

Rolan
Evens, 1, or 9 = stabbed
3, 5, 7 = out of range / failure
Digits = turned into ice cube gogogo

 â„–109876[Quote]


 â„–109877[Quote]

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Ice good boy turns the guard into an ice cube. gogogo

The stage is clear. Proceed to the inside of the fort?

 â„–109878[Quote]

>>109877
TJD swap their gun with the guards ak and human Tyrone drag the turret with him

 â„–109879[Quote]

>>109877
Yes. Also Mafia is already in there because he crashed into the wall

 â„–109880[Quote]

>>109879
My ID changes every single fucking time

 â„–109881[Quote]

>>109880
Dynamic IP award

 â„–109882[Quote]

>>109881
Oh that might explain it

 â„–109883[Quote]

how much time do you have left OP? im going to sleep

 â„–109884[Quote]

>>109883
get your rest. I'm sure we'll reach Epstein later

 â„–109885[Quote]

>>109884
thanks, i want this to be kinda early present introductionc, sobi don't wanna miss out on anything important you know? goodnight bro

 â„–109886[Quote]

>>109883
heck, I'll pause before epstein, if we reach him sooner. sleep is very important thougheever.

 â„–109887[Quote]

>>109885
'night

 â„–109888[Quote]

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>>109878
Tyrone drags the HMG and tripod, it'll take a couple turns for him to set up in combat.
Three TJD's trade up for Galils. They now have twice the fire output.
You reach the first room. You see that Big Lez's crew has taken care of the guards there. You also see two doors. Left or right?

 â„–109889[Quote]

>>109888
left I guess

 â„–109890[Quote]

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>>109889
You go through the left door.
You see three guards and a glowie.
Your party is free to attack.

 â„–109891[Quote]

>>109890
Mafia Toilet targets the glowie
Icechvd targets the middle guard
Nate fires at the guard closer to the glowie
Duke fires at the other guard

 â„–109892[Quote]

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>>109891
Mafia Toilet fires his acid cannon at the glowie.

Rolan
Most Evens = full hit
2 or 4 = full hit on other guard
Odds below 6, or 0 = miss
Other odds = partial hit

Nate and Duke fire their guns.

Rolan
Most Evens = partial hit
8 or 9 = meatshots
Most Odds = most miss
0 or 1 = all miss

Digits on either = critical and/or splash damage

Rolling icegood boy next post

 â„–109893[Quote]

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Ice good boy targets one of the guards

Rolan Ice good boy
Evens = stab
8 or digits = critical
Odds below 6 = miss
7 or 9 = stab + freeze stun

 â„–109894[Quote]

>>109892
>>109893
Wow we all missed

 â„–109895[Quote]

>>109894
good thing digits usurps other results

 â„–109896[Quote]

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Ice good boy ice cubes the middle guard. Duke Nukem, Skibidi Mafia, and Nate miss like Rudolfs.

The enemy will now attack.

 â„–109897[Quote]

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The enemies retaliate against their targets, except the ice cube.

Rolan guards
Evens or 1 = partial
Most odds = miss
7 or 9 = meatshot

Rolan glowie
Evens = ray gun hits, partial pen
0 or 8 = ray gun hits, full pen
1 or 7 = ray gun hits but doesn't penetrate
Otherwise, miss like he regarded o algo

 â„–109898[Quote]

>>109896
Feral elf cast three lighting bolt in the guards firearm , Yakub channel his dark age edit vision into their Psyche before TJD open fire

 â„–109899[Quote]

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All the enemy misses like blindfolded niggers shooting left-handed.
70 turne until Santa Cob gets ACKed into George Floyd
Your party is free to attack.

 â„–109900[Quote]

>>109898
queued

 â„–109901[Quote]

>>109899
A24 Fires at the unfrozen guard next to the glowie
chvdler shoots at the other guard
Big Lez attempts to steal the glowie's ray gun

 â„–109902[Quote]

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First attacks…

Elf Feral slams the staff on the floor, activating the electric magic. It funnels into a ball and shoots towards the guard's guns.
Meanwhile, Yakub projects visions of dark age edits into the guards, potentially mindraping them.

Rolan Elf
4, 6, 8 = Destroys guns
0, 2, 1, 3 = jams the guns
Digits = stuns and damages guards, destroys guns
Otherwise, ineffective

Rolan yakub
0, 2, 8 = stuns guards
Other evens = hurts guards and lowers defense
3, 5, 7 = merely lowers the guards defense
Digits = AAAAAAAAA

 â„–109903[Quote]

>>109901
queued except for Big Lez

 â„–109904[Quote]

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The TJD and A24 spray their guns at the guards, in equal part.

Rolan
Evens = half shots hit
Evens below 4 = no shots hit
Odds = every hit
9 = critical
Digits = critical

 â„–109905[Quote]

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The guards get ahnihilated by the gunfire. Only Glowie remains.

good boyler aims and pulls the trigger twice.

Rolan
Most Evens = *BANG* *BANG*
6 or 8, or digits = *BANG* headshot
1, 3 = *BANG*
Other Odds = *click*

 â„–109906[Quote]

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good boyler hears a click, then pulls once more…
The bullet launches into the glowie's skull and paints his brains on the wall. He slouches over in his own blood.

Combat has concluded. You may proceed to the next room.

 â„–109907[Quote]

>>109906
Have a TJD scout the next room

If there's hostiles, he is shot dead on sight(evens) or escapes and alerts the Brapvengers with moderate wounds(odds)

 â„–109908[Quote]

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>>109907
You send a TJD in. You hear multiple gunshots.

 â„–109909[Quote]

And it's digit too gogogo

 â„–109910[Quote]

>>109908
Nate lob a Grenade into the room

1,5,9 the grenade goes off
Otherwise nothing happens

 â„–109911[Quote]

>>109909
pretty sure digits do something good but I didn't specify doe

 â„–109912[Quote]

>>109911
gunshots is that the scout takes out an enemy

 â„–109913[Quote]

>>109912
for the digits

 â„–109914[Quote]

>>109910
>>109911
if evens, i account the dubs and alter the outcome

 â„–109915[Quote]


 â„–109916[Quote]

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Nate looks for a grenade, but he used both of them way earlier. The party stands around awkwardly.

 â„–109917[Quote]

>>109916
Ok fuck it , feral elf cast icy mist into the room and freeze the floor before everyone except toilet mafia rush in

 â„–109918[Quote]

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>>109917
In the next room, you see an NWO soldjer beside two Israeli guards.
The floor is very slippery.

Rolan
Evens = Your team slides down and gives the enemy free shots
Odds = Enemy slides down and gives you free shots
Digits = Enemy slips and falls into tunnel

 â„–109919[Quote]

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The enemy slips on the ice. They have trouble recovering. Your party is free to attack.

 â„–109920[Quote]

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Elf Feral enters the room. He sees the dead TJD nigga and freaks out…

 â„–109921[Quote]

>>109920
The TJD guys, Duke Nukem, Tarrant and Nate fire at them

 â„–109922[Quote]

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>>109921
TJD, Duke Nukem, Tarrant, and Nate fire at the enemy guards.

Rolan
Evens or 5 = half shots hit
1 or 3 = no shots hit
Other Odds = every hit
Digits = critical

 â„–109923[Quote]

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Half of the shots hit the guards. The two guards are wounded badly, but the NWO guard's armor blocks some of the shots.

Rolan
If evens, the guards recover

 â„–109924[Quote]

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The guards get back on their feet. Your party is free to attack.

 â„–109925[Quote]

>>109924
Ice good boy, Eastern Cob, BP Fan and Tarrant attack them with their melee weapons

 â„–109926[Quote]

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>>109925
You send four to attack the guards. The slippery floor makes this move inherently risky.

Rolan
Below 5 (any) = slip and failure
Other evens = successful attacks
Other odds success + knocks guards over
Digits = critical

 â„–109927[Quote]

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Your berserkers slip and fall onto the floor. This exposes them to point blank gunfire. The enemy will take full advantage of this.

 â„–109928[Quote]

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The NWO points a shotgun in Ice good boy's face.

Rolan shotgun
3 or 7 = slip and failure to fire
9 or digits = critical
4 or 6 = partially missed
Otherwise = devastating gunshot

The guards point their rifles at Brent and BP fan.

Rolan
Most Odds = all shots land
9 or digits = critical
4 or 6 = most shots missed
3 or 8 = slip and failure to fire
Other Evens = 3 shots each

 â„–109929[Quote]

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Your team gets it easy. Every enemy slips and falls to the ground before they can fire.
Your party is free to attack.

 â„–109930[Quote]

alright, that's all for tonight, folks. next part will have some interesting modifiers to the gameplay

 â„–109931[Quote]

>>109930
Sleep well and goodnight sir

 â„–109932[Quote]

>>109931
you too, 'night

 â„–109933[Quote]

>>109929
(When he wakes up)
The four gets up from the ice and try to melee the guards. The rest of the party hold their fire just in case they accidentally miss and hit one of the four

 â„–109934[Quote]

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>>109933
Also, while Mafia Toilet isn't present during combat, he calls some members of the G-squad to come support the Brapvengers (SWAT Mutant arrives to Mafia, others may or may not come later)

 â„–109935[Quote]

>>109934
naah bro chadstein is cooked :skull::pray:

 â„–109936[Quote]

>>109886
it's fine bro, I'll probably introduce the creation before the big fight happens, also you should make the cloth a lot bigger, because it's gonna be sonething BIG, and i mean it literally

 â„–109937[Quote]

>>109929
Same as >>109933 but ice chuud cast frost spike to impale the guards first

 â„–109938[Quote]

>>109935
Actually I plan for ice chuud to 1v1 chadstein while the rest rescue Santa and fight his creation

 â„–109939[Quote]

>>109929
Post a list of the current party members and items.

 â„–109940[Quote]

>>109939
Inventory: 2 NWO passes, 2 medkits, 4 smoke grenades
Party members: Four TJD gangsters, Eastern Cobby, Max, Lou Reed, Elf Feral, good boyler, Big Lez, Duke Nukem, Brent Tarrant, A24plier, Ice Mage good boy, good boyler, Tyrone, BP fan, Postal Ted Kaczinski, Yakub, Ghost of Kuz, Skibidi Mafia Toilet, and Nate Higgers.

 â„–109941[Quote]

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>>109933
>>109937
Ice good boy considers casting Ice Spikes, but he doesn't have his wand.

The melee crew attempts to recover.
Evens = success
Odds = failure

 â„–109942[Quote]

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The melee crew cannot recover this turn.

The enemy guards attempt a recovery.
Evens = success
Odds = failure

 â„–109943[Quote]

>>109934
Rolan
If above 5, SWAT Skibidi Mutant will arrive next turn.

 â„–109944[Quote]

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Both the guards and your melee crew fail to get back on their feet. Your party is free to attack.
SWAT Skibid Mutant will enter the room next turn.

 â„–109945[Quote]

>>109941
What if it's just the nwo since he's the closest and when I said ice spike I mean like shoot up from the ground which doesn't count as projectile

 â„–109946[Quote]

>>109944
Chuudler aim for precision shot for the guard head > duke nukem gets closer to nwo and go for killshot > the melee team tries to get up again

 â„–109947[Quote]

>>109945
Most offensive moves require a wand, including summoning a big ice spike from the ground. Ice good boy can still do pocket sand type stuff though.

 â„–109948[Quote]

>>109947
What if I bypass it by touching the ground and channel his magic to summon ice spike

 â„–109949[Quote]

>>109948
It'd be a small ice spike.

 â„–109950[Quote]

>>109949
I mean if it's girth is at least 1 inches thick , I take it

 â„–109951[Quote]

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good boyler aims at one of the guard's heads.

Rolan
Evens = *click*
Odds = *BANG!*

 â„–109952[Quote]

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good boyler's gun has run out of rounds to fire - That, or it's just an old, unreliable piece of crap.

Duke Nukem aims his shotgun at the NWO's face.

Rolan
Evens = gruesome shot
8 = critical
Odds higher than 5 = partial hit
Digits = critical
Otherwise, miss

 â„–109953[Quote]

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At the last few milliseconds, something jerks his gun to the left and he misses entirely. He nearly slips down and cusses.

The melee crew attempt to recover.

Rolan
Evens = success
Odds = failure

 â„–109954[Quote]

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>>109953
missing frame, first frame



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