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 β„–58StickyLocked[Reply]

Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.

 β„–13296

Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!



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 β„–44263[Reply]

Is it ok to jork it with out porn semi regularly (once every 4 days?) asking for a friend

 β„–44274

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not really because it will leave you constantly miserable and craving for the next session whenever you aren't doing it for just a little bit of pleasure that hardly lasts one night. read this.

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>>44274
holy caca that's long. I'll give it a read.

 β„–44295

It is not okay.

 β„–44297

>>44263 (OP)
i think wet dreams used to be our way of natural purging. ive literally never had a wet dream. when the sack is full, our hormone levels make life 10x better, when they are empty, when jorkin it to screen porn, especially when there is another man in the vid/pic, its subconsciously cucking, and writes into your brain the normaility of seeing other men having sex with the women you want to, feminizing you.
<
ALL PORN WITH OTHER MEN IN IT, FORCED INTO THE MINDS OF YOUNG MEN, IS DESIGNED TO FEMINIZE YOU, CUCK PSYOP ITS A FUCKING CUCK PSYOP, TO EMASCULATE YOUNG MEN, TO WEAKEN THEM, FLEE FROM THE PRON, TO FIGHT AGAINST IT, IS TO FIGHT AGAINST YOUR BIOLOGICAL URGE TO HAVE SEX, THIS IS A IMPOSSIBLE FIGHT, YOU MUST FLEE FROM IT, RUN BROTHER, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>44297
Nuclear device of truth
Don't take your meds

 β„–44299

we've been able to masturbate ever since we've had arms so masturbation is natural

porn however,,, IS NOT natural and is bad



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 β„–44074[Reply]

What do you do to fall out of love? She's my best friend and is getting married next friday and everytime I meet her I fall in love even more. I'm really happy that she's happy with her bofriend but every night I can't do anything but think about her and pray fpr her happiness. The worst part is that our first meet up irl was she asking me out, and I rejected her and suggested being friends. It's been almost 2 years. The only hope I see is to find a blonde Texan girl to fall in love with even more to try and lose feelings and just be friends. Did you experience anything similar? I wish I was blonde and girls actually would find me attractive instead of men.
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>>44284
obsessed sh1thaired subhuman

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>>44286
:l why say this?

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>>44290
because all sh1thaired boys live under the mercy of GQLDHAIRED SVPERHVMAN men
kys obsessed sh1thaired faggot

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>>44291
Lmao, nobody cares

 β„–44294

>>44292
everybody cares

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>>44291
you copy my 'sh1t', i started doing this here. you serve me, by propagating my lexicon. thank you. stop believing the worlds psyops. they are designed to make you suffer.



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 β„–44233[Reply]

a month ago, i had no idea how to animate a horse

 β„–44278

good work chud!

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outstanding effort



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 β„–44107[Reply]

>be me, 7th grade
>fall for this blonde bimbo that is an alright looksmatch
>tell my friends i like her
>ginger fag tells her and she says ew and blocks me
>i write a disstrack about her and i am the talk of the town
>get pulled into police station during school cuz i said i would blow her families head off lmao
>i get suspended for a couple days
mfw i cant get a gf because everyone knows im weird for doing that raisin
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 β„–44213

unless you're underage most people should've forgotten about this by now, you should be fine bro

 β„–44216

dude that's cool. being ashamed of it makes u gay

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>>44110
youre a tool

 β„–44282

>>44110
>We let foids manage things so of course we live in a pearl clutching nanny state.
Any advice on living in this gay world we've inherited flanders? I get so fucking angry at this bullraisin sometimes and it threatens to overwhelm me. Prayer helps, but I sometimes feel like the enemy is using my anger at this feminized system to turn me against the Lord.

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>>44282
I know that anger. Boy do i know it well. You just have to put it towards building yourself up. I know this is going to sound weird, but i improved my life out of spite. In spite of the homosexuals in charge i made my life better.

Anger is an important and natural tool. It's how you use your anger that can hurt you. Use it to energize you to getting to a better place and you will go far.

 β„–44288

>dude that's cool. being ashamed of it makes u gay

im not i shouldnt of even gotten in trouble that bitch deserved it



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 β„–44067[Reply]

(Thanks to the Chad who told me to write this somewhere else for more visibility)

Today I had planned to tell the girl I like, that I have feelings for her and if she would like to be my girlfriend

The plan was to go slow and then strike, but when I was about to tell her, she started talking to me about a friend we had last year (But since he was a fucking retarded faggot, we preferred to distance ourselves from him). The thing was that he spoke to her again but only to bother her again about whether she saw him as a candidate to be her boyfriend and if she saw herself as his partner in the future

Cause this guy had been raisinty to her before and practically harassed her with the same question, she told him to fuck off. When she told me all this, it cut me off and, with great sadness, but out of respect for her, I had to swallow my confession for another time. I don't think it's good for her to have two retarded come and ask her the same question in the same week
Any ideas on what I should do? Aside from the obvious giving her some space and time?

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>>44067 (OP)
Well you guys talk it would seem. Are you friends? If so, then good luck. This sort of thing rarely ends well BUT if it does it will be beautiful. Just keep in mind that it can end just as poorly. If you aren't friends and are just aquatinces, then its a green light. Since you have enough social intelligence to know that asking her out then was a bad move, I think you have a chance. Give her some space, but still try and get closer to her. But before you get too close, shoot your shot. Don't try and pretend to be her friend just to get with her, girls hate that. They feel lied to and, if they actually liked you, she loses a good friend too. All you gotta do is make her laugh, be a little rude to her and be nice when it counts. You got this champ

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>>44069
>>44067 (OP)

Great work you two! Op whatever happens you have done your best!

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>>44067 (OP)
>OP in love with girl that considers him a friend and nothing else because she doesn't find him attractive (She'll never have the courage to tell him doe, she'll just say he's not her type)
>girl still thinking about chad that treated her like raisin 2 years ago
>girl talks about chad to OP cucking him to his face
Don't even think about dating that foid, OP. Don't embarrass yourself any further. If a girl's into you, trust me, you'll know. If you even have to ask yourself the question, she doesn't like you. No woman that likes you would talk about other men infront of a possible boyfriend. Foids may be retarded, but not that much. She's using you for attention and validation, OP. You ain't gonna hit. Now uhh maybe she'll go for you if chad rejects her, albeit that type of foid would leave you the second a slightly more attractive or successful man shows her a smidge of attention. I'm not even some incel or some blackpiller btw, I'm just saying that once you're friends with a foid and she starts talking about other dudes that she likes infront of you, it's over. You're knee deep in the friendzone. Doesn't take a genius to figure that out either, but hey. Yes I'm speaking from experience BTW don't think I'm judging you OP we've all been there

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>>44067 (OP)
maybe she wanted to see what you'd say. there was a girl who did something like this to me once, i was basically in a very similar situation. i don't want to tell you how it all ended because it would ruin the element of surprise for you.



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 β„–43736[Reply]

>DUUUUUDE JUST ROLL THIS 1000-SIDED DICE OVER AND OVER AGAIN, YOU'LL GET YOUR 1000 ANY DAY NOW!
LIKE BRO, STATISTICALLY, IF YOU KEEP GETTING PUBLICLY HUMILIATED ENOUGH TIMES, THE UNIVERSE *HAS* TO THROW YOU A PITY GIRLFRIEND EVENTUALLY, RIGHT?

>DUUUUUDE JUST MIND RAPE YOURSELF INTO ENJOYING THIS HUMILIATION RITUAL!

REWIRE YOUR BRAIN, KING! EVERY REJECTION IS CHARACTER GROWTH! WHO NEEDS SELF-RESPECT WHEN YOU CAN CHASE VALIDATION FROM UNINTERESTED STRANGERS?

>DUUUUUDE JUST FORCE YOURSELF TO GET MASOCHISTIC PLEASURE FROM HEARING NO AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!

EACH "NO" IS JUST ONE STEP CLOSER TO NIRVANA, BABY. REJECTION IS THE FUEL THAT POWERS YOUR ENLIGHTENMENT. BONUS POINTS IF SHE LOOKS DISGUSTED
THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S WORKING!.

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Just say hi to a girl

 β„–44202

>>43736 (OP)
I'm so glad the internet has (mostly) left PUAtards in the 2010s.
>>43741
First of all those AI detection tools don't work. Second, it literally says 12.89% in your own screenshot. How are you this dumb?

 β„–44205

just hire a hooker

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>>43736 (OP)
Dude it's not that hard. It's only a humiliation ritual if you allow it to be. I rizzed a girl by doing the no country for old men thing
>How about if I win this coin-toss you go out with me? Heads or tails…call it. But before you say what you pick. I already know what you were gonna pick.
>"What are you a mind reader? lol"
>Heads
>"Holy raisin. Are you a mind reader?!"
>Nah I'm fucking with you. The coin flip is 50/50 but statistically more people pick heads about 60/40.
>"That's pretty cool."
>I'm a cool guy

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>>43736 (OP)
Get girls marketers dial things up to the max as it is more entertaining (it has been a niche since the info-business first existed in its current form, at least 5 decades.)
But that basic idea, cold approaching, is a winning one and always will be. Be in a good mood, and say hello to people, and you will meet people, there is a similar vein of self-improoovement for business matters too.
It is not all or nothing, you can simply keep the idea in your back pocket as a "possible thing to do." One day, you might do this thing and be entertained, or disappointed, or whatever else. But the idea can stay in your back pocket regardless of outcome. This applies to many things.
I have not cold approached anyone in a very long time but I keep the idea in my back pocket myself. I did get some funny stories and interactions from it in the past, and I did end up meeting people who were in related business and offered opportunity etc. although I denied it as I was autistically focused on a different path.
It's the same as posting here at the end of the day…you cold approached me. I will not have sex with you however

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>>43775
sheldon, stay, this r9k is 10000000x better. its a bit slow, but its speeding up. almost zero leftist slop



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 β„–44279[Reply]

it's stop day today at school
everyone is out partying having fun
but im too busy grinding sleeping
grinding my skills on counter-strike
so who is more of a fag
the guy outside partying and having fun
or me, the guy inside playing games alone
and btw
yes i do feel some slight resentment towards these people
it's probably projection
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 β„–43364[Reply]

I give up guys, I fell in love with a black girl and I definitely don't regret it

Fuck white power, fuck superior genes, she understands me and knows how to listen to my problems and handle them with the necessary tact. She has a sense of humor as rancid as mine and sometimes it seems like we take turns using the same fucking brain cell

I love nigger girls, the most beautiful thing I have ever come across in my life
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 β„–43861

I don't know why but I'm just not even attracted to nigger girls any more I only like white girls and some asians

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>>43369
Literally every kid is a mutt nowadays, hell, the most popular kids at my school were mutts, I doubt they’ll get bullied

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>>43906
this is pretty true honestly, a lot of the popular kids when I was in school were half black half white kids with the puffy hair

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I've read all your comments and I'd like to hear your thoughts on this but my opinion will remain the same as before guys

I love niggers, I love jews, spix and micks, dagoes and chinks but my mouth to God's ears I really LOVE those nigga rats

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>>44009
i dunno about you, but i dont see anything about these sisas that makes you diamonds.

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at least redpill her and your future children
the banks, big pharma, blackrock, nestle, etc
you know the drill



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 β„–43360[Reply]

is anyone else only attracted to white girls? especially if they have blonde hair and blue eyes. I don't care if shes a little ugly, or flat, or chubby, if shes healthy and kind and white I can't get her out of my mind.
>my type
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>>43458
>brown eyes
>BPD
No wonder geg

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>>43360 (OP)
>my type
She is BBC only doe. Get out of the way, Timmy. The real BLACK men will step up

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>>44208
kill yourself fucking nigger lover, this girl is from Iceland she doesn't fuck niggers

 β„–44244

>>44214
Cope, Timmy. Icelandic women are known to dream about bearing children from Black men. She is clearly a QoS. Only BLACK BVLLS for her.

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>>43360 (OP)
I generally prefer girls from the wider central european area but blonde and blue eyes is peak.
Do like cute black women too though, just not the ugly congolese squashed faced ones.

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>>44244
I hope you die you fucking devil sent nigger lover
>>44246
idk it just feels like I lost all attraction to black girls I don't even know why



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 β„–44267[Reply]

I felt too comfortable with how "in control" I was so I decided to remove the sleep meds I took to sleep.

But the problem was that it worked enough to convince me it was going to work in a short enough time. After doing sleep restriction therapy whilst being off the meds, sleep started to improve, so I just stuck with it. but I never returned to my full self of "100% well rested" that I had, and then at some point it all fell apart.

I had to redo sleep restriction therapy, and it started working again, but then sleep quality was just too variable, so I gave up for the time being and retook my meds.

I took them yesterday and my sleep is still bad and I don't know how long it'll take to go back to my full self. I have my final exams (something ameriGODMUTTS don't have) in 1 month and I feel fucked. I initially started doing it during the holidays but this experiment lasted way too long than it should have.

My worst weakness and greatest strength would be my perseverance, because I clung onto the hope it would work but no.

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My only hobbies are learning, working out, running, learning chinese, maths, physics and amassing random knowledge. that's it. what are (you)r hobbies?

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>>44268
Shooting white ropes

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>>44268
Jerking off and Shooting white ropes

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>>44269
ermm chuddy jerking off is not a hobby

 β„–44272

that sounds really tough. I think you should try to find fulfillment other than social relationships. I have autism too so I understand what you mean when you say it takes energy just to socialize. maybe try starting a project, or doing self-improvement for (You) instead of for others. become the person you want to be, not what you think people expect you to be. I know it sounds cliche but it's true. I cant really help you with the sleep part but it seems like feeling empty is your real problem.

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TL/DR: focus on your exams first, work with the doctors after the exams to taper off of the medication.


>>44267 (OP)
>tw flanders bro are you an actual 'teen ? or you're like a 30 year old who came across the bald man glasses website r9k board somehow?

I am MUCH older than you guys think. The first time i came to the sharty i got a weird "disable lan intrusion" message and backed off. Then the 4cuck hack occurred. I have been wondering the net for a long time. I assumed that most of you guys were teens and have no father figures. sharty /pol/ was homosexual. Thankfully one of the old strong holds was rediscovered and research is being resumed there. The flanders posts just happened. There is this weirdness to memes where the good ones organically happen. I can't explain it.

One weird thing i have noticed with the ai and the llms: they progress at the same rate as memes. When the memes change, then the llms and AI seem to get better. I don't understand this. Might be a redherring and i am seeing too much into this. the world's an interesting place when you pay attention to it.

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 β„–44248[Reply]

How does one overcome this

 β„–44249

Just don't be a beta-male gooner

 β„–44255

men tend to overstate the importance of sex in relationships. relations are meant to be mundane.

 β„–44257

learn about the juggernaut law

it's a juggernaut world, you just live in it

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reddit is for bots to talk to each other and sell each other crap.

The best answer is age. Let me explain this to you, as you have been poisoned by reddit degeneracy: Married minded people marry, everyone else fucks around. When a marriage minded man finds a marriage minded woman, they get married and that's it. They are permanently removed from the dating pool. They are that 50% in the divorce stats that are the ones that don't get divorced.

the red pill would screech about awalt, but they completely miss nuance. They would screech about finding unicorns but their flaw was approaching women rationally, and there is NOTHING rational about women. That's why they were so damned confused when it came to women.

This guy does not want a relationship, he wants to pump and dump. Sounds cool right? Except i have NEVER seen these guys hold on to success for any amount of time. Think about how many women are absolutely batraisin insane, and these guys are going around and getting to know tons of them? Then consider how much effort, money, and time goes into this. It's a lifestyle, it's a life style that drains you in similar ways to being an alcoholic, junky, or over eating. Instead of chasing a dragon you are chasing ass.

So you overcome it by really asking yourself what you want. Then you determine if what you want is what you need, or even good for you. Wanting to drink 5 gallons of gin is NOT something you need nor is it good for you.

The prodigal son was forgiven, because the Prodigal son realized his mistake. Granted, he had to hit rock bottom, some of us are stupid like that. Yes his brother was right to call out that bullraisin, but he was too busy being angry to realize that he dodged a firing squad of bullets by living a clean lifestyle.



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 β„–44241[Reply]

idk how i knew but i did

>be me

>join an alt social media to make moar friends
<its kinda like myspace but not? if that makes sense
>get a friend who has a pretty normal looking page
<shadow the hedgehog pfp, lists interests, cool black background made with html code
>get a feeling that shes gf material
>send friend request
>accepted
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women are not people and do this raisin to attract desperate men, this is just another simp niche and you are falling straight for it

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>>44251
this is why you are single anon

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>>44251
This friend may be correct. He is correct about women being dried grapes. That's fact backed by history, religion, and science.

>>44241 (OP)
Friend you may have walked right into the spider's web.

>>shes a fucking 11/10

No.
Women wear more makeup than clowns. It's why it's called "make up" because they are "making up an elaborate lie about their beauty" Gets worse with the filters.

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>>44253
>Anon
Go back to xitter
Women are not human

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>>44260
See? Flanders guy knows how it goes

 β„–44264

online dating is not dating
she might as well not be real



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