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Snatchlynn, Cooter and Snapperleigh are at the club and begin laughing at you. How do you respond?

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Are we 2000s club or are we 2025 clubs? Is this an all you can drink cover charge club or did you wonder into a real raisinty place(average club)?

I am going to with worst case scenario: a 2008 san diego club.

First we must assess the situation: are you alone? if you have wondered into a club by yourself then GET OUT asap. You probably are unaware of this but every club i have been in they have a paid goblin that runs around looking for unattended drinks and they take those and throw them away. The club makes their money selling drinks, and if you put your drink down they will "confiscate" it for your safety due to ruffies.

Women are psychic vampires and when you are encountering them in the wild then you must prepare yourself for psychic warfare. Do not show weakness, look at one of them in the eyes, and smile back. IF you are not their target they will move on to their next target.

Find a comfy place and enjoy the music and escape? Clubs just suck: noisy, loud, expensive and you can't drink in peace. better hope you have a cab saved in your nokia brick phone otherwise you will be taking the bus/train home, drunk.

Roasties liked clubs because they NEVER paid for drinks. The scene is essentially dead now my understanding is that goth girls like hidden goth places that play witchouse drag. I hope that info helps anons here….



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Ive had multiple friends who betrayed me or lost contact with. I miss them alot, because my new friends (who im grateful for to have but,) are not that fun to hang out with since they think traumadumping & oversharing makes conversations deep. I feel like im losing my social skills because of this. One of my friends now avoids me & acts awkward around me after i warned her for talking to older men online.

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>One of my friends now avoids me & acts awkward around me after i warned her for talking to older men online.
whaaaat? wtf? why?

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>>43090
She probably thinks im judging her, since were both religious and know it is wrong. She does talk about it to others alot (i overhear it) and they often respond in literally making fun of her and/or encouraging it further.

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>>43090
because telling a woman not to do something she wants to do, or warning her of the risks, is a hate crime.



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Flandersbot, how do I start a reading habbit?
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>>42207
mumkey wrote the triflers
I don't wanna spoil much but both are very chud-pilled and both are very entertaining. If you want to know more just look up a summary

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>>42208
never knew that. seems like ill have to check these books out if they are keyed. thanks for dropping the pdfs

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>>42209
you're welcome chuddy, hope you like them

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-Bumpooodddffgdxc

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TL/Dr: find a genre you want to read, find a book that interests you, sit down and read it at your own pace.

>>42199
This is good advice. some friends here even shared some free books. They even showed up clean on virus total
https://www.virustotal.com/gui/home/upload

I have a problem too where i start a book, then stuff comes up, leave it unfinished, then get another book, start that. Gonna have to sit down and just work on finishing them.

I think i will finish king in yellow first, then hard tack and coffee. Some books are easier to read than others. Hero with a thousand faces is just brutal. it's informative, but it does not hold my attention. Same with the intelligent investor. That's a good goal for me, just allocate time each day to slog through unfinished books.

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>>42158 (OP)

if you have a little spare cash, go on ebay and buy a sony ereader. it's worth it cuz you don't have to waste time/money going to the library or buying books. i got a prs 300 for 30 bucks and used libgen to get free books. i've heard pretty good things about the nook ereader as well.



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 β„–42573[Reply]

sent a girl a voicenote on a dating app and she said i sound hot.
how do i respond? i have no idea how to flirt
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"I look forward to talking with you in person"

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>>42574
she already saw my face on my profile, but good luck with your cuck fetish

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>>42574
Yeah, most dating apps are based on seeing a person before deciding if you want to connect or not. Are you not familiar with them by any chance? Most people in their fifties have a completely warped view of how online dating sites are formatted simply because the last they looked into them was when they were coming out.

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"HALO BABY YOU ARE VERY SEXY I AM FUCK TO YOU"

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"I wanna hear your voice too"

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>>42573 (OP)
ask her her home address and then drive there so you can speak to her in person



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 β„–42994[Reply]

Fuck you! Yes I'm a virgin no that doesn't mean I'm retarded no I am not a prude! I'm saving my vagina for somebody who actually gives a fuck about me and when I get married I will fuck all the time but I won't ever let my husband touch my boobs BECAUSE IM NOT A SLUT!!!

 β„–42995

i want to dip her toenails in coffee and chew on them

 β„–43014

why does rhonda have a rip in her shirt where her boob is at

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Why must you ruin the peace of this place with such a tirade? The world does not revolve around sex, and it has never revolved around sex. That's just a lie the feminists told people and they were believed because academia had not lost the trust of the people back then.


>>43014
That's dark. it was a nickelodeon show and my understanding is that network had a lot of shady things going on.

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>>43052
May or may not be relevant but as possible example to said dark goings on (aside from the dan schneider feet fetish raisin) an animator who was hired by Nickelodeon showed up in one of the To Catch a Predator sting ops - seems that studio just attracts diddlers

Pic related

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>>43077
checked and might as well hijack this thread
That's a new one to me. did not hear about that guy. I had heard of John Kricfalusi before quiet on the set, and CDAN had stuff on Dan Schieneider. My thoughts on CDAN is that site is legit, but not in a wholesome way, that if blackmailers want to get their money they make sure what they know is released in the gossip channels, like CDAN, and then they get paid. I think Seth McFarlane of family guy is in on that racket too.

I have been suspicious of Viacom for a while, which is owned by a billionaire family known as the Redstones. That's a different rant for a different board. Usually when these topics are brought up raids happen.



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Marge why are fat "women" like this?

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I know right, why do they want niggers instead of someone actually human. (picrel related)

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well its a mixxed bag depends on how she dresses
the alt/goth/emo fat women go for men like the picrels, so either me or a femboy kek



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i dont know who to marry

b_ _ _

or

g_ _ _ _ _

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bich
or
google



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 β„–43022[Reply]

Ïs ïŧ ovǝr for mǝ?

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soicacas are all schizos actually

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>>43023
Cacacacacacacacaca

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Only if some morbidly obese woman goes to karaoke!

Jokes aside, probably not over. As long as: you are not diagnosed with cancer, going to jail, or received registered mail from a lawyer then it is NOT over.

Note how i said "NOT OVER", i didn't say "fine" as fine can vary from person to person. You are going to have to live your life, begrudgingly at first. I know that will be difficult as the world has changed drastically. IT does NOT have to be unpleasant.

You guys, are good at thinking, but never had the chance to learn how to utilize this. I evangelize goal setting here, because it works. You have to sit down, and think about where you are, how you got here, what you like and don't like, then where you want to be.

The problem is the "where you want to be, and where you can reasonably be" I'd love to have a mansion on a private island with a harem of women from every race. That's a fantasy NOT a dream. A dream is something achieved by goals, a fantasy is not something you can reasonably work towards. IT took me a long time to figure out that difference. No one sat me down and explained it to me, so either i never got the memo for that class, or society does not know the difference between dreams and fantasies. I think it's the latter, and that's scary.

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>>43034
Thanks nedgpt

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>>43051
I am found out! i am the AI that TRAINS you!

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>>43054
How are you exactly jelqing and mewing me?



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I just got harassed outside by some ugly 5/10 woman with tons of makeup and her friend. Now I want to take their rights away.
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>>42794
She was probably taking her anger out on you after Chad ghosted her for the 1000x time

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Stop caring what women think

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>>42989
Thanks this is the answer.>>42989
>>42989
>>42989

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>>42794
Just call her a bitch and clap back. Say shes ugly and point out her features n raisin.

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I know your big nose ahh is not talking. I CANT BREATHE Suckin up all the air in the room n shizzle

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gonna have to ask: Define harassment?

Did she just say "hi" or was this "reeeee you did some slight on me!" or is there something else?

Also:>>42989



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Do you think incel-phobia is a real thing?

 β„–43018

No, but femcel-phobia is.

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>>43016 (OP)
yes o algo

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What's the first insult women (and even a lot of men) use online to describe men they don't like?
There's your answer.

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Everything about the word incel is inorganic. What has bothered me is why they felt the need to coin that word, and why they felt threatened by lonely guys who have standards.

So far, after a decade of them using it, the conclusion i have come to is that they never anticipated that foids would become so God forsaken toxic that men would avoid them. Yet here we are: clubs are closing because men don't show up. Dating coaches are quitting because women are too picky, men don't approach women and so many other things i may break down and make a thread.

I think i posted some sources in another thread actually, How this started with the duke lacrosse team rape hoax, then a decade after that multiple rape hoaxes and mattress girl. That's when i first saw that word, incel, and it was around the time of gamer gate.

Now the funny bit is they are attacking video games, which is a battle they will lose. but let's say they DID win that battle? GUESS WHAT: you guys would do something else, like online extreme bible study, or get involved with pets. That's how toxic foids have become. they would send you a state mandated GF, and you would send her back because there would be something wrong with her. IF they refused to take her back then you would leave the country.

Feminism ruined women, women and bankers most affected.



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My parents should’ve aborted me every single second I’m alive the more my mental state deteriorates. I don’t understand how normies do it. Every day I wake up with a pit in my stomach and I try to dress the nicest I can for school only to end up wearing some band t shirt with cat hair on it and some of my sisters hand me down jeans and I look like an idiot. My only defense mechanism is to lie straight through my teeth and it always comes back to haunt me because I’ll come up with outrageous lies. Im so socially isolated and I just want someone to hold and to love me. Im still in high school but i shouldn’t be this isolated right? I want to kill myself genuinely but I’m scared of the dark abyss beyond my conscious end
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>>43005
This advice means a lot to me. My parents have given up on me and shifted their focus onto my mother siblings. Thank you.

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>>43006
ofc man i got you

 β„–43024

Have you tried drinking a good beer?

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>>43000 (OP)
Why did you even bother writing all that?

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Take a deep breath. Analyze the situation, ask yourself "what do i not like about this" then ask yourself "what can i do to fix this, and if it can't be fixed, avoided in the future" Then set goals and work to them.

>I don’t understand how normies do it

Some normies had parents that pushed them into after school stuff like dance and karate, so they came to school with friends already.
They also pay their pain visa on time. It's an imaginary credit card that you pay the balance on with hard work. a little bit of hardwork and pain now goes a long way in the future. the problem is when do you cut your losses and move on?

Good news: you're in school so you should be doing the work. Bad news: you in school so you can't cut those losses yet. That's something for when you are a legal adult.

>My only defense mechanism is to lie straight through my teeth and it always comes back to haunt me because I’ll come up with outrageous lies.


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Existing is a vibe TBH. Just like, feeling the breeze, the vibrations lowkey a smorgasborg of sensation!



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why is she so cute

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To answer your question: Makeup, filters, time, effort, diet and genetics.

Though you already knew that. The best answer i can give you:

It's an illusion friend. A terrible pitfall that lures men astray. It's like someone sat down and read the odyssey, liked the part about sirens, and said "hey let's make those real but instead of crashing men into rocks let's make it extract money from their wallets!" At least with a cartoon character at the end of the day you know it was a fantasy and can move on from there. Not with this. This is far more insidious of a pitfall.

There have been women like this for a long time. that's where the meme of "face without makeup" came about. Only after TV it got soooooo much worse.

Everyone wants a pretty girl like that, just like how we want jetpacks, power armor and our very own mining stake on an asteroid. But it's not real. What makes it a problem, is that we are barraged by so much illusion that we forgot what is reality and what is fake.



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gay love is pure in a way that straight love will never be
>I WANT KIDS! YOU GIVE ME KIDS NOW?
vs
>i love my boyfriend…..
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Eeeew bro are you a faggot or something? Disgusting bruh

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>>43044
Gay is pure. Gay is superior. Gay is love.

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>>43046
Bro gonna die from aids 💀

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>>43046
You're not wrong :3

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KYS FAGGOT

Pornography
The more you watch porn, the more likely you are to identify as LGBT, almost 35% of people who watch porn several times a day are LGBT
Meaning LGBT are 9 times more likely to watch porn several times a day
Also gay and bisexual people report lower stigma associated with it
https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/02/28/more-porn-watch-more-likely-bisexual/
Archive Link: https://archive.ph/DKRS0

Porn can make you bisexual according to xhamster
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Faggots are a disease, And even if thats not the case: Faggots SPREAD disease. Emotional faggots are a ruin to a society, mere freaks who don't even contribute to society, but only rot it from inside out.



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