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 β„–44334[Reply]

I am literally addicted to black trannies

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Go be creepy somewhere else.

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>>44363
Ned Flanders is not a meme

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down into the sage pit

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>>44374
Nope. Hispanic trannies also make me hard

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No one asks, no one cares, and frankly it's sad watching you spaz out about your perverted freakshow fetish.



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 β„–42379[Reply]

Why is r9k so obsessed with getting a girlfriend? chill. enjoy yourself, have fun. it's honestly a lot less stressful to be single.
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>>42601
Feminism has fucking demolished, raped, and ruined society. I wish everyone involved with it would have never been born in the first place.

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>>42397
It is the most well-known form of coping actually.

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>>42604
And it is incredible that even when you present the harmful effects that have come out of feminism, people like to still distance themselves by you.

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>>42554
Just you wait bro, one day my efforts of messing tons of girls in Discord egirl servers will pay off.

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>>42379 (OP)
you prob need to learn to be happy without having a gf and then have confidence in that and that will make you not kill yourself if you break up or something and also make you less pathetic in the relationship if you gain confidence from that

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Because they have been told by society that they NEED to have one without actually stopping and thinking if they do



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 β„–43736[Reply]

>DUUUUUDE JUST ROLL THIS 1000-SIDED DICE OVER AND OVER AGAIN, YOU'LL GET YOUR 1000 ANY DAY NOW!
LIKE BRO, STATISTICALLY, IF YOU KEEP GETTING PUBLICLY HUMILIATED ENOUGH TIMES, THE UNIVERSE *HAS* TO THROW YOU A PITY GIRLFRIEND EVENTUALLY, RIGHT?

>DUUUUUDE JUST MIND RAPE YOURSELF INTO ENJOYING THIS HUMILIATION RITUAL!

REWIRE YOUR BRAIN, KING! EVERY REJECTION IS CHARACTER GROWTH! WHO NEEDS SELF-RESPECT WHEN YOU CAN CHASE VALIDATION FROM UNINTERESTED STRANGERS?

>DUUUUUDE JUST FORCE YOURSELF TO GET MASOCHISTIC PLEASURE FROM HEARING NO AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!

EACH "NO" IS JUST ONE STEP CLOSER TO NIRVANA, BABY. REJECTION IS THE FUEL THAT POWERS YOUR ENLIGHTENMENT. BONUS POINTS IF SHE LOOKS DISGUSTED
THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S WORKING!.

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just hire a hooker

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>>43736 (OP)
Dude it's not that hard. It's only a humiliation ritual if you allow it to be. I rizzed a girl by doing the no country for old men thing
>How about if I win this coin-toss you go out with me? Heads or tails…call it. But before you say what you pick. I already know what you were gonna pick.
>"What are you a mind reader? lol"
>Heads
>"Holy raisin. Are you a mind reader?!"
>Nah I'm fucking with you. The coin flip is 50/50 but statistically more people pick heads about 60/40.
>"That's pretty cool."
>I'm a cool guy

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>>43736 (OP)
Get girls marketers dial things up to the max as it is more entertaining (it has been a niche since the info-business first existed in its current form, at least 5 decades.)
But that basic idea, cold approaching, is a winning one and always will be. Be in a good mood, and say hello to people, and you will meet people, there is a similar vein of self-improoovement for business matters too.
It is not all or nothing, you can simply keep the idea in your back pocket as a "possible thing to do." One day, you might do this thing and be entertained, or disappointed, or whatever else. But the idea can stay in your back pocket regardless of outcome. This applies to many things.
I have not cold approached anyone in a very long time but I keep the idea in my back pocket myself. I did get some funny stories and interactions from it in the past, and I did end up meeting people who were in related business and offered opportunity etc. although I denied it as I was autistically focused on a different path.
It's the same as posting here at the end of the day…you cold approached me. I will not have sex with you however

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>>43775
sheldon, stay, this r9k is 10000000x better. its a bit slow, but its speeding up. almost zero leftist slop

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>>43736 (OP)
Just warm approach them you retard

>Hey wanna grab some coffee sometime?

<Wtf who are you why are you talking to me???

Vs

>Enroll into some club, random class, activity, sport

>Go there for multiple weeks and talk to people
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>>44366
I am more inclined towards this approach than cold approaching. It's also less risky. Lets take for example the scenario of her saying yes from cold approaching:

Well who is she? how many kids does she have? does she have a spade tattoo tramp stamp? Does she have a dog paw tramp stamp? Is she bipolar?

You don't know. You just asked her off the street and she said yes. Them saying no is NOT a bad thing.

Now with warm approaching you have a chance to learn more of her and she has a chance to learn more of you. It's calmer. it's more relaxed and you have the same interests.

I never had success with cold approaching, not for a pick up. I do strike up conversation with strangers when appropriate in public. The problem is women seem to be like cats, and when you are not interested and hate them they seem to be interested in you.



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 β„–44342[Reply]

trannies are demonic in nature

and if you lay with one, youre just as bad as they are and are damned to hell
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when you die, you are judged by your sins

entering heaven is impossible, for you have nothing

while the angels carry burning swords, and wait for gods words to bannish you into hell

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i am the light

i am an angel

those who cannot be saved, go to hell

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>>44342 (OP)
you sound cute do you need a boyf? ^_^

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It's a promising start, but i am going to have to break out the sign on this one.

 β„–44367

only the m and crescent moon on your palm is worth listening to

if you have niether, then youre just a waste of time

 β„–44368

if you preach the gospel

then that only means you need the gospel to preach

angels are the gospel, for it is embedded within them



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cant get too much hands on experience = no gun ranges yet. scared to even go to one without knowing raisin front and back because i dont want to look like a troontard live target.

not asking /k/. those with a father figure; how can i learn about gun specifics etc without scrolling through some bullraisin video or article upselling some fag slop. cant hire someones dad to take me out back to learn how to shoot like a man unless i wanna end up raped.

theres no fucking way niggas on youtube know all that much about abbreviations and number combos without googling it first

i already know im retarded. how did YOU faggots figure it out. give me something that isnt made by a sweaty alabama nigger jerking off on camera

 β„–44243

bro just point the gun at the target and pull the trigger its not that hard

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go to a gunstore, tell them you have no experience, and ask if there is a gun club that teachers gun safety and shooting. You will be pleasantly surprised at how many there are.

>>44243
Did you know you have to lubricate the parts first?



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satan is a tranny

and so are some of his minions

his minion's goal is to groom children for sex and to indoctrinate them into the occult
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you're a faggot nigger

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the serpants tongue shouts in vulgarity

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i dont make the rules

i only follow them

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>i dont make the rules
>
>i only follow them
what rules, are you crazy?

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only a child questions right from wrong

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a subborn child is one who will never step into the light

for the darkness is where they are most comfortable



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Gaping another black bussy with my BWC

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I believe the correct board for this is the soy board. Or you could try raiding 4cuck.

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>>44190
Thats not how you do that

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Sageing this coal

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>>44339
Nusoicacas…



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this girl, goonsico, is fucking WEIRD
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and these are the girls that are help him run the pedo ring

this info can easily be disperse onto goonsico's tiktok page

redpill her fans

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adminny is the pedo whos currently grooming goonsico

her fans have no idea who he is

but i do

i can easily redpill her fans

lel

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this is gonna to be so fun

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there is something demonic about this girl, goonsico


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>>44323 (OP)
there is a negative energy that surrounds this girl

she lives on a farm

prolly kills animals out of boredom

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>>44331
negative energy also surrounds these girls

i tried saving them, but they didnt want to be saved



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 β„–44375[Reply]

i can feel your seethe

your dark hearts are angry at me

lel

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you will not be saved

you will continue to spiral into the dark abyss

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Ok then you can go feel them seethe somewhere else.



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psychic becomes deathly afraid when questioned about the crucifixion of jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-nIIyiBRUU

sinners go to hell

 β„–44372

This is the fat retarded incel board, /pol/ is the other way sir



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 β„–42525[Reply]

Why are you fat?
How hard is it to eat as much as you need and not more?
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>>42529
Famous incel words

 β„–42563

I lost 10kg the first 3 months I started smoking

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>>42525 (OP)
food is made to be addictive, im trying to stay away from this food, but its everywhere.

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>>42525 (OP)
I've had an eating disorder since childhood.
I use food as a soothing mechanism, the dopamine I get from eating fatty or sugary foods is what I want.
I'm not unlike a pot smoker or other drug user, except that I use food.a

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>>42525 (OP)
metabolism you stupid retard
I've been super skinny even in times I tried to eat more or had a dograisin mcdonalds diet

 β„–44328

some people burn more calories by sitting than others by weight training



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 β„–44321[Reply]

what if i send a giant teddy bear to gracie abrams

but i hide inside of it

and when she opens the package, i bust out of the bears chest and say "got cha bitch!"


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 β„–43360[Reply]

is anyone else only attracted to white girls? especially if they have blonde hair and blue eyes. I don't care if shes a little ugly, or flat, or chubby, if shes healthy and kind and white I can't get her out of my mind.
>my type
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>>43360 (OP)
>my type
She is BBC only doe. Get out of the way, Timmy. The real BLACK men will step up

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>>44208
kill yourself fucking nigger lover, this girl is from Iceland she doesn't fuck niggers

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>>44214
Cope, Timmy. Icelandic women are known to dream about bearing children from Black men. She is clearly a QoS. Only BLACK BVLLS for her.

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>>43360 (OP)
I generally prefer girls from the wider central european area but blonde and blue eyes is peak.
Do like cute black women too though, just not the ugly congolese squashed faced ones.

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>>44244
I hope you die you fucking devil sent nigger lover
>>44246
idk it just feels like I lost all attraction to black girls I don't even know why

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>>44276
>I lost all attraction to black girls I don't even know why
Low testosterone.
Don’t worry, you don’t need it. When the BNWO will be established, BLACK BVLLS will put you on estrogen anyway and put your tiny clitty in a cage and make use of your boipucci instead for BBC rape correction.



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