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 43736[Quote]

>DUUUUUDE JUST ROLL THIS 1000-SIDED DICE OVER AND OVER AGAIN, YOU'LL GET YOUR 1000 ANY DAY NOW!
LIKE BRO, STATISTICALLY, IF YOU KEEP GETTING PUBLICLY HUMILIATED ENOUGH TIMES, THE UNIVERSE *HAS* TO THROW YOU A PITY GIRLFRIEND EVENTUALLY, RIGHT?

>DUUUUUDE JUST MIND RAPE YOURSELF INTO ENJOYING THIS HUMILIATION RITUAL!

REWIRE YOUR BRAIN, KING! EVERY REJECTION IS CHARACTER GROWTH! WHO NEEDS SELF-RESPECT WHEN YOU CAN CHASE VALIDATION FROM UNINTERESTED STRANGERS?

>DUUUUUDE JUST FORCE YOURSELF TO GET MASOCHISTIC PLEASURE FROM HEARING NO AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!

EACH "NO" IS JUST ONE STEP CLOSER TO NIRVANA, BABY. REJECTION IS THE FUEL THAT POWERS YOUR ENLIGHTENMENT. BONUS POINTS IF SHE LOOKS DISGUSTED
THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S WORKING!.

>DUUUUUUDE IT'S A NUMBERS GAME!

YOU JUST HAVE TO EMBRACE YOUR NEW LIFE AS A DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMAN FOR YOUR OWN EXISTENCE. SELL YOUR PERSONALITY LIKE A VACUUM CLEANER. KEEP KNOCKING. EVENTUALLY, SOMEONE WITH LOW STANDARDS WILL OPEN.

>DUUUUUUDE JUST REMOVE THE FEELING OF SHAME OF BOTHERING LITERAL STRANGERS AND TURN YOURSELF INTO A SOCIAL NIGGER!

WHY CARE ABOUT SOCIAL CUES OR BASIC HUMAN DECENCY WHEN YOU CAN BRUTE-FORCE AFFECTION LIKE IT’S DARK SOULS? IGNORE THEIR BOUNDARIES—THEY'RE JUST SIDE QUESTS IN YOUR MAIN CAMPAIGN FOR VALIDATION!

>DUUUUUDE JUST GASLIGHT YOUR BRAIN INTO THINKING THIS ISN'T DEMORALIZING OR PATHETIC!

BE YOUR OWN CULT LEADER. SHAME IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT, BRO. YOU'RE NOT DESPERATE—YOU’RE *RESILIENT*. AND IF IT FEELS DEHUMANIZING? JUST MEDITATE HARDER.

>DUUUUUDE JUST TREAT DATING LIKE A SPEEDRUN OF AWKWARD ELEVATOR PITCHES!

TIME TO OPTIMIZE YOUR OPENING LINE EFFICIENCY. WHO CARES IF IT MAKES EVERYONE AROUND YOU VISIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE? YOU'RE ON A MISSION FROM THE REDDIT GODS OF SELF-IMPROVEMENT.

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>YOU'RE NOT DESPERATE—YOU’RE *RESILIENT*. AND IF IT FEELS DEHUMANIZING? JUST MEDITATE HARDER.
No human writes like that. This post was 100% generated by AI. You just capitalized all the letters and added "DUUUUUDE" at the beginning of every sentence to make it look like it was written by you. Imagine reaching the point where the fucking AI is creating your posts. It's funny how you try to make fun of overused and unoriginal platitudes, but you quite literally are unoriginal yourself. Are 4cuckers really that pathetic? I'm a ESL but I atleast write my own posts.

 43775[Quote]

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Just say hi to a girl

 44202[Quote]

>>43736 (OP)
I'm so glad the internet has (mostly) left PUAtards in the 2010s.
>>43741
First of all those AI detection tools don't work. Second, it literally says 12.89% in your own screenshot. How are you this dumb?

 44205[Quote]

just hire a hooker

 44229[Quote]

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>>43736 (OP)
Dude it's not that hard. It's only a humiliation ritual if you allow it to be. I rizzed a girl by doing the no country for old men thing
>How about if I win this coin-toss you go out with me? Heads or tails…call it. But before you say what you pick. I already know what you were gonna pick.
>"What are you a mind reader? lol"
>Heads
>"Holy raisin. Are you a mind reader?!"
>Nah I'm fucking with you. The coin flip is 50/50 but statistically more people pick heads about 60/40.
>"That's pretty cool."
>I'm a cool guy

I just shizomaxx. The future belongs to us OP. The schizos, the sociopaths, the autists…
Do not try to measure yourself up to the normie. You don't want to be a normie. They've outlived their usefulness in biology. In the coming years they'll be the ones paralyzed with fear and reprisal. Not even because of us. They just won't be able to adapt to how commerce and technology operates. Look at boomers. What would a boomer be without his tantrum fits to get his way? It's soft psychopathy. And thats just a taste of what's to come. When boomers die out… Normies will still be in the gene pool, but they'll be up a creek without a paddle.

 44273[Quote]

>>43736 (OP)
Get girls marketers dial things up to the max as it is more entertaining (it has been a niche since the info-business first existed in its current form, at least 5 decades.)
But that basic idea, cold approaching, is a winning one and always will be. Be in a good mood, and say hello to people, and you will meet people, there is a similar vein of self-improoovement for business matters too.
It is not all or nothing, you can simply keep the idea in your back pocket as a "possible thing to do." One day, you might do this thing and be entertained, or disappointed, or whatever else. But the idea can stay in your back pocket regardless of outcome. This applies to many things.
I have not cold approached anyone in a very long time but I keep the idea in my back pocket myself. I did get some funny stories and interactions from it in the past, and I did end up meeting people who were in related business and offered opportunity etc. although I denied it as I was autistically focused on a different path.
It's the same as posting here at the end of the day…you cold approached me. I will not have sex with you however

 44280[Quote]

>>43775
sheldon, stay, this r9k is 10000000x better. its a bit slow, but its speeding up. almost zero leftist slop

 44366[Quote]

>>43736 (OP)
Just warm approach them you retard

>Hey wanna grab some coffee sometime?

<Wtf who are you why are you talking to me???

Vs

>Enroll into some club, random class, activity, sport

>Go there for multiple weeks and talk to people
>Ask girl from there for a coffee
<Oh yeah, you're that guy from X place right? Sure why not

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>>44366
I am more inclined towards this approach than cold approaching. It's also less risky. Lets take for example the scenario of her saying yes from cold approaching:

Well who is she? how many kids does she have? does she have a spade tattoo tramp stamp? Does she have a dog paw tramp stamp? Is she bipolar?

You don't know. You just asked her off the street and she said yes. Them saying no is NOT a bad thing.

Now with warm approaching you have a chance to learn more of her and she has a chance to learn more of you. It's calmer. it's more relaxed and you have the same interests.

I never had success with cold approaching, not for a pick up. I do strike up conversation with strangers when appropriate in public. The problem is women seem to be like cats, and when you are not interested and hate them they seem to be interested in you.



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