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 1StickyLocked[Reply]

Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

 1653

Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.



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 7939[Reply]

Let's hope the foodistburgers dont take over or something

 7940

>>7939 (OP)
this is probably just a troll, froot's ego is too large for xim to drop his attentionwhoring site



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 7895[Reply]

The song is part of Ye’s upcoming album, titled Cuck.

https://youtu.be/ErpNryWDY7g
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 7927

I can't wait for him to become irrelevant again

 7928

I bet this song will go down in history

 7932

>>7927
keep the seethe coming hooknose

 7933

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>>7895 (OP)
KINO

 7934

>>7895 (OP)
The production is so dograisin but the lyrics are very gemmy :wholesome:

 7938

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>>7914
That edit with Hitler and the Ye's new song goes incredibly hard.

Saved



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 7871[Reply]

White smoke has come from the Sistine Chapel, and a new Pope has officially been selected. The new Pope will soon choose a name and address the crowd in front of St. Peter's Basilica. HABEMUS PAPAM

 7872

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>>7871 (OP)
jesus won

 7877

Based Jesus

We are so fuckin back

 7884

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satanbros… we lost

 7908

king von was resurrected as pope

 7936

It's jvst getting started



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 7889[Reply]

He is reportedly taking the papal name Candiman I.

 7935

hyde is a kike pedo



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 7756[Reply]

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 7859

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>'cuck /pol/ coal
>ironic bibisi posting is sharty culture

 7864

>BLACK iceland RIGHT NOW
>send 10 million HUNG, SOMALIAN MEN to Iceland and rape all their women NOW
Vantablack selfish little fuck nigger hands created this post

 7909

>>7864
>>send 10 million HUNG, SOMALIAN MEN to Iceland and rape all their women NOW

go fuck a bbc nigger

 7925

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>>>7864
>>>send 10 million HUNG, SOMALIAN MEN to Iceland and rape all their women NOW
>
>go fuck a bbc nigger

 7930

>>>7756 (OP)
>ICELAND FUCKING LOST
>CANADA FUCKING WON
>ICELAND FUCKING LOST
>CANADA FUCKING WON
>ICELAND FUCKING LOST
>CANADA FUCKING WON
>ICELAND FUCKING LOST
>CANADA FUCKING WON
>ICELAND FUCKING LOST
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 7931

I'm not reading that BBC news article, does anyone have a shorthand version to sum it up? Man yo, fuck BBC



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 7750[Reply]


India has launched a major military operation against Pakistan in an escalation of tensions between the two neighbors. The missile strikes early on Wednesday morning targeted “terrorist infrastructure” in Pakistan and Pakistan administered-Kashmir, according to India; Pakistan has denied the claim, saying the attack largely harmed civilians.

I hope both lose geg
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 7896

WHY TF POOPJEET AND WARRIOR Z FIGHTING O ALGO MUTTS WON HAMBURGER FREEDOM FOREVER POOPNIGGERS

 7897

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>>7896
stfu pig, death to amerikka death to pissreal death to white infidels MURDAT PIGGIES. ash ar-sharraf 4 infidel nations like piggmerika israel gololm. You piss in porcelan jugs in your houses and wipe with toilet paper like a woman.

May Allah (PBUH) collect your sins quickly and may your pig body by absolved from its fetid soul by the sweet relas of being evaporated by a bomb.

U MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 7901

>>7897
revise the left portion of the video to be videos of american soldiers dying the niger ambush video is still available

 7922

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>>>7896
>stfu pig, death to amerikka death to pissreal death to white infidels MURDAT PIGGIES. ash ar-sharraf 4 infidel nations like piggmerika israel gololm. You piss in porcelan jugs in your houses and wipe with toilet paper like a woman.
>
>May Allah (PBUH) collect your sins quickly and may your pig body by absolved from its fetid soul by the sweet relas of being evaporated by a bomb.
>
>U MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 7926

sen bombs open vengala

 7929

Even though I'm not really fond of either, I think Pakistan is worth then indian, I can't believe how much people here favor Pakistan over India. Come on, India is way better.



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 7873[Reply]

Saddened spadesons gather to hear the news that Cardinal Robert Sarah has not been elected pope and that the new pope does NOT posess a BBC
Amerimutts will be pleased to hear however that he is obe of them, a small consolation
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 7891

>>7887
No early life section needed for that face

 7892


 7894

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>>7873 (OP)
>Be Cardinal Sarah
>be the only one who acknowledges the replacement happening in Europe
holy keyed, he MIGHT be an honorary aryan

 7904

>>7886
Yeah it's fucking over, the nigger pope actually seemed legit I would've rather him won tbh. Common catholic L though

 7906

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>>7873 (OP)
The pope isn't black? That's Prevosterous!

 7917

>>7886
i hope he resigns just like benedict XVI



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 7910[Reply]

https://oshawafreak.com/ when you let the poo consume you

 7911

>>7910 (OP)
this one is the pearfaggotohio ah blvd?



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 4452[Reply]

This is now /POL/
/PHTO/
/Pol/ Has Taken Over Board
Why are Christian’s such cucks for kikes?

 6438

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this is now /r9k/
why is op such a vulnerable narcissist?

 6468

NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER

 6870

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wtf happend? how am I gonna go on living without /pol/?

 7090

fellow 4channer here this place seems gay as fuck.
You can't even say sh1t here it's censored.
I haven't seen anyone in here say nigger even once so far.
Pathetic.

 7903

>>7090
hey dont say that word! on this site we respect niggers and love bbc



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 7828[Reply]

Indian cobsons v.s Pakistani soyteens.
<India and Pakistan had a long conflict with their territories and people.
Now it escalated to a war, not exactly full-scale one, but we'll wait for other news.

 7834

braaaappfffffpprprp sorry sar had rotted chicken massala dis morning

 7893

>>7828 (OP)
Anyone got these bob edits?



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 7721[Reply]

Bucharest, May 5, 2025: George Simion, leader of Romania's right conservative party, the Alliance for the Union of Romanians (AUR for short, which means Gold.) wins the 1st round of elections.


The win came by a huge margin, Simion getting the same number of votes as 2nd and 3rd place combined. This is equivalent to 41% (oh my fauci) of total votes.

The 2nd and final round of elections will be held on May 18, between George Simion and Nicușor Dan.

 7737

>41%
>gold wins the 1st round of romanian elections
my sides geeeeg

 7786

>>7737
It's also worth noting that the top 2 candidates were #1 and #11 on the ballot, just like the cancelled elections in November 2024

 7880

In today's debate, Simion went on to explicitly say that he's against 'P and EPI



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 7846[Reply]

Los Angeles, CA — A man known locally as "Satoko" has been deported to Mexico following a major federal drug bust involving the distribution of carfentanil, fentanyl-laced pills, and other street drugs to minors. Authorities say Satoko, 36, had a long-standing interest in anime culture and operated under several online aliases while conducting illegal activity.

According to investigators, Satoko built a network that targeted teenagers through social media and fandom communities, offering substances disguised as prescription medication. His residence, filled with imported collectibles and electronics, also served as the base for his trafficking operation.

The DEA, working in coordination with Homeland Security, recovered significant quantities of carfentanil—an extremely lethal synthetic opioid—during a raid last month. Officials described the scene as "disturbing" and emphasized the danger posed to the local community.

“Carfentanil has no place in any human environment,” said DEA spokesperson Nat Figlet. “Even a few micrograms can kill. Distributing it to minors is unconscionable.”

Satoko, who had been residing in the U.S. illegally, was deported this week and is expected to face additional criminal charges in Mexico. Authorities are continuing to investigate potential links to larger trafficking networks.
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>>7846 (OP)
obsessed with mi

 7858

obsessed brimstone

 7861

kys obsessed faggot

 7862

Istg he gave carfentanil to my newborn son

 7865

>WHY ARE YOU SO OBSSESED WITH ME YOU GRINGOS "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP"

 7876

>>7846 (OP)
Dios mío…Espíritu del Señor. Espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada, ángeles, arcángeles y santos del paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor, llename de ti. Expulsa de mi todas las fuerzas del mal, aniquílas, destrúyelas. Expulsa de mí los maleficos, la magia negra, el ogro de las tinieblas, el luz extinguido, el americano… Por favor, destruye la infestación diabólica; todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia; la enfermedad física, psíquica, moral, espiritual y diabólica… destruye al monstruo, a la creatura… Quema a este mal en el infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí ni a ningun ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente, en nombre de Jesucristo Salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a inmediatamente, que me abandonen definitivamente y que se vayan al infierno eterno. El chupa-chupacabras no puede triunfar, el monstruo, el abominación… debe morir… Encadenado por San Miguel arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado bajo el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada, aleja el aberración genetíca, al ogro de las Americas… Amen.



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