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the fags are racist now o algo Chud 04/08/25 (Tue) 03:40:20 №3976 [Reply]

tldr- south asian nigga mocked a fag and his bottomfriend, he says a racist right-wing statement telling the jeet to go back to his country geggg
https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/1jtt14c/today_i_told_someone_to_go_back_to_their_country/

Chud 04/08/25 (Tue) 03:51:21 №3978

https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/1jpra0o/as_a_top_heres_how_i_make_sure_bottoms_have_a/

https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/1jomnpm/my_bf_wont_let_me_top_and_im_lowkey_spiraling/

https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/1jq3tn5/hiv_less_than_2_months_into_gay_world/

https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/1jq8un4/straight_porn_during_a_hookup/
these people should have never been given rights i swear

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Schlog up for sale Chud 04/04/25 (Fri) 18:55:31 №3906 [Reply]

Two namefags announcing that they're e-dating in the Shiwi has led to Froot putting up the entire blogging website, soyjak.blog, for sale.

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Chud 04/07/25 (Mon) 01:01:38 №3925

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>>3906 (OP)
elaborate???

Chud 04/07/25 (Mon) 02:53:09 №3926

Price?

Chud 04/07/25 (Mon) 18:46:30 №3948

>>3926
6 million shekels

Chud 04/08/25 (Tue) 01:49:37 №3954

Who were the namefigs

Chud 04/08/25 (Tue) 01:49:49 №3955

>>3954
froot and doll

Chud 04/08/25 (Tue) 01:50:01 №3956

>>3955
Kek!

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Korn releases song about former soyjak.party admin Kuz Chud 04/07/25 (Mon) 17:17:04 №3945 [Reply]

In a move that left the music world stunned, classic nu-metal band Korn has released a song, inspired and dedicated to, former soyjak.party owner Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov. When asked for a comment on the story, Kuz said "Эта пecня наcтoлькo тoчнo oтражаeт мoю жизнь, чтo я заплакал. Спаcибo, Джoнатан Дэвиc". Below is the link to the song in question on spotify and youtube:
https://open.spotify.com/track/7kVrQ79jg4nd1r6H9CrmIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LsZt6z4_0I

Chud 04/07/25 (Mon) 17:17:31 №3946

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Klaus Schwab stepping down as World Economic Forums chair. Chud 04/06/25 (Sun) 05:45:42 №3918 [Reply]

ITS OVER 'EENS NU WORLD ORDER IS OVER

Chud 04/06/25 (Sun) 16:05:29 №3919

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but I wanted the new world order!

Chud 04/07/25 (Mon) 05:14:00 №3929

where’s my NWO? That German faggot lied to me

Chud 04/07/25 (Mon) 06:59:12 №3933

(((Yuval Noah Harari))) will take his spot and he is a homosexual (((jew))).

Chud 04/07/25 (Mon) 09:19:09 №3935

nigga you're like 8 months late i remember this news being stickied on /soy/ last year

Chud 04/07/25 (Mon) 11:52:07 №3938

>>3935
tsmt

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Soyjak Blog is selling Chud 04/06/25 (Sun) 00:33:52 №3916 [Reply]

The blog is currently being sold by froot, officially separating itself from the official soysphere and becoming a splinter after 2 autistic niggers (Soyteen Liker and Meursault) started edating, MoonMetropolis seems to be the highest bidder and plans to "unrulecuck" the place by unbanning every single user who isnt a confirmed pedophile/foodist and getting rid of most rules.
Some users and DOLL are planning to migrate to other forums/websites.

Chud 04/06/25 (Sun) 04:10:13 №3917

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😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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6666666 GET STOLEN BY POOPSON Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 09:53:10 №182 [Reply]

The 6666666 GET has been stolen by poopson
Not posting pic because janny would delete

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Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 21:21:45 №217

>>>215
>https://wiki.soyjak.party/GET#6666666_GET>>215
fail
https://wiki.soyjak.party/GET#6666666_GET

Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 23:14:32 №224

>>205
if only

Chud 03/28/24 (Thu) 17:41:13 №274

you didn’t see anything.

Chud 11/07/24 (Thu) 18:04:14 №2098

mod

Chud 11/08/24 (Fri) 18:41:02 №2109

>>2108
Do you know that we dont give a fuck we just wanna have some fun

Chud 04/05/25 (Sat) 19:32:09 №3915

did it really?

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Insider leaks info, Froot is selling the site to Lemon Chud 03/25/25 (Tue) 02:09:43 №3731 [Reply]

Insider Nate Higgers has discovered that Froot is selling the 'arty to "Lemon". Small lemon cocks really won.

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Chud 03/26/25 (Wed) 22:02:30 №3809

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the end of the party

Chud 03/29/25 (Sat) 03:08:19 №3840

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Yay! SFW furries will finally be allowed on /qa/! ^w^

Chud 03/29/25 (Sat) 04:26:38 №3842

>>3743
it does doe
https://global-mind.org/
https://gcp2.net/

Chud 03/29/25 (Sat) 18:42:15 №3846

>>3782
no one cares about literalwhos on the 'ru doe

Chud 04/05/25 (Sat) 17:32:25 №3914

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I need a big strong chud to fill my bussy >_<

Chud 04/08/25 (Tue) 04:01:47 №3983

j

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Coinslot is the 1000000 GET on /pol/, to no one's surprise Chud 04/04/25 (Fri) 15:50:54 №3898 [Reply]

Mutt posters fought valiantly, though

Chud 04/04/25 (Fri) 15:52:47 №3899

>>3898 (OP)
biased news today
>to no one's surprise [citation needed]
>fought valiantly [citation needed]

Chud 04/04/25 (Fri) 15:53:49 №3900

>>3899
It just is, ok?

Chud 04/04/25 (Fri) 15:54:12 №3901

>>3900
you didnt even include an archive link you kike, delete this thread and remake it

Chud 04/04/25 (Fri) 16:37:04 №3904

>>>/pol/1000000

Chud 04/04/25 (Fri) 18:22:45 №3905

Coinslotty won

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Results of a recent Referendum indicate Froot will be sent to Jewish sleep away camp Chud 04/04/25 (Fri) 16:22:05 №3902 [Reply]

Despite historically low turnout, with only 16 teens voting in the referendum, teens have overwhelmingly decided to send Froot to camp. It stands to be seen if Froot will respect the outcome of this referendum or if he will challenge it in court.

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Elon Musk sold Xitter to his own company Chud 03/29/25 (Sat) 16:17:26 №3844 [Reply]

Source:
https://www.al.com/news/2025/03/elon-musk-says-he-sold-x-to-his-own-company-for-33-billion.html

Chud 03/29/25 (Sat) 17:49:33 №3845

Why?

Chud 04/03/25 (Thu) 00:32:44 №3868

>>3845
idfk

Chud 04/04/25 (Fri) 07:05:42 №3895

Is this insider trading?

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/soy/ gets hit with a circle cock disaster Chud 04/04/25 (Fri) 07:01:12 №3894 [Reply]

A series of miss circle related disasters have hit the /soy/ log

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Trump Sets Tariff Rate to 50% for Lesotho Chud 04/04/25 (Fri) 00:10:23 №3891 [Reply]

Trump sets the highest tariff rate onto the Kingdom of Lesotho, home of the Jartycuck, to 50%, being the highest rate levied on April 2nd. Trump is reported as describing Lesotho as "[country] nobody had ever heard of".

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New Soyjak Wiki interface imitating FANDOM wikis for April Fools Chud 04/01/25 (Tue) 07:23:56 №3852 [Reply]

What do (you) think?

Chud 04/02/25 (Wed) 23:29:21 №3862

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it featured my ad so it was gemmy or something, yeah

Chud 04/03/25 (Thu) 04:33:10 №3880

>>3862
Geg i love it

Chud 04/03/25 (Thu) 11:50:19 №3887

>>3852 (OP)
very gemmy loved the gates foundation larp