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COBSON IS NUMBER 1 IN iCAME COUNT ON r34xxx Chud 03/08/25 (Sat) 20:01:31 №3365 [Reply]

probably all chuds gooning to rapeson 'aping soytan o algo
<NIGGER
post more cobson to r34 o algo

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Chud 03/11/25 (Tue) 21:32:49 №3453

>>3399
i am not gooning to these pictures right nowf

Chud 03/12/25 (Wed) 10:37:16 №3459

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>>3399

Chud 03/12/25 (Wed) 13:44:37 №3463

Nusoycucks are all porn-addicted gooners geg

Chud 03/12/25 (Wed) 20:43:32 №3466

>>3459
nusoicacas are gay lol

Chud 03/13/25 (Thu) 03:19:38 №3468

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>mfw when maggie simpson 'p

Chud 03/14/25 (Fri) 17:03:41 №3506

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>Lisa simpson
embedded 'p

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Soyteens completely miss the 500,000,000 /pol/ GET Chud 03/10/25 (Mon) 12:24:21 №3424 [Reply]

Normally, a raid thread would have been made for such a huge occasion, but since it was eurocuck hours nobody was online. Technically not a sharty loss, but we missed a huge opportunity to cause nuclear levels of seethe. There is still a glimmer of hope as the /x/ GET approaches, which is 43 hours away as of now.

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Chud 03/11/25 (Tue) 06:02:34 №3440

keyed Christ stays winning

Chud 03/11/25 (Tue) 12:27:15 №3445

christ won doe

Chud 03/11/25 (Tue) 15:24:46 №3447

ChristGODs won doe…

Chud 03/12/25 (Wed) 06:55:29 №3455

post creator here I know christGODs won and it DID cause some seethe from 4tran but there was much greater potential here. like this would've outdone the s4s 10000000 GET by a lot

Chud 03/12/25 (Wed) 13:42:26 №3462

>has a white supremacy flag
>Christ is king o algo
/Pol/tards are literal spastics lmel
Also that board doesn't matter anymore - it's all obsessed mentally disturbed boomers, edgy kids who make one post per day, vantablack ESL third worlders pretending to be white and lolishota gooners with automated thread spam. Stealing a get from /b/, /d/ or /4t/ would cause much more malding.

Chud 03/14/25 (Fri) 03:05:41 №3485

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Aryan GET

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GEORGE FLOYD FOUND ALIVE AND FIGHTING IN RUSSIA Chud 03/14/25 (Fri) 02:38:20 №3484 [Reply]

An image of a Russian soldier that appears to be George Floyd has begun circulating on the internet, it seems that he survived the fentanyl overdose and now he's fighting for the Russian Federation against Ukraine

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Toм Cruise 'NISHED froм posting on The Sharty Chud 03/11/25 (Tue) 02:50:58 №3434 [Reply]

Due to a new rule passed via the Direct Deмocracy Week Event, faмous actor Toм Cruise, best known for the мovie Top Gun, has been prohibited froм posting on Soyjak Party. While 0 posts were confirмed to be posted by hiм on the Sharty yet, 'teens around the world can breathe a sigh of relief that they will never have to see any hypothetical coal the actor would've posted if he still had access to the site.

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Chud 03/11/25 (Tue) 18:14:37 №3449

this is a good decision, 9a0c might actually be a good admin now

Chud 03/12/25 (Wed) 10:07:24 №3458

what did tom cruise do again?

Chud 03/12/25 (Wed) 12:06:27 №3460

>>3458
put embedded 'p in his new movie

Chud 03/12/25 (Wed) 12:19:37 №3461

we cant post hanging tom cruise its so over marge

Chud 03/12/25 (Wed) 18:41:53 №3465

Chud 03/12/25 (Wed) 21:59:44 №3467

Crypto.exe

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antique 'arty telegraphs unveiled. Chud 03/09/25 (Sun) 07:36:45 №3387 [Reply]

Some 'teen discovered his great-great-grandfather's concealed stockpile of antique telegraphs, demonstrating how 'teens, well, perhaps 'chaps, 'jakked by that time. You can see in the picture that a 'chap is wondering if his well-mannered caricature is a gem or not. It allows us to comprehend the extent of the sharty kulchur. And this further demonstrates how the sharty has an extended history than any other web-based community.

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Chud 03/10/25 (Mon) 07:01:46 №3419

>>3412
any secret society or gentleman‘s club

Chud 03/10/25 (Mon) 11:24:42 №3422

Hang yourself, you dark skinned negroid

Chud 03/10/25 (Mon) 11:31:23 №3423

shut up nigger

Chud 03/10/25 (Mon) 16:57:51 №3429

Lynch yourself obsessive negro!

Chud 03/11/25 (Tue) 20:45:53 №3450

This was spammed years ago on this site get new material…

Chud 03/12/25 (Wed) 14:23:22 №3464

Looks like a Chud-Soyak hybrid turned into a mental nutcase

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THE SOYSPHERE ACK'S ITSELF FOR 6 HOURS Chud 03/09/25 (Sun) 07:12:28 №3382 [Reply]

All official soysphere sites were completely down for 6 hours, the 'ru and schlog completely inaccesible, the sharty was still able to be browsed, thoughbeit under complete lockdown.
<nigger
The 'ki was mostly unaffected, but it was impossible to log in, therefore making it impossible to edit anything, the irc presented no damages.
<nigger
This happened because the servers ran out of storage, according to the 'ki and randoms in the irc.

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Chud 03/09/25 (Sun) 07:22:41 №3386

felt more like 3 hours it was down for, but I was being too obsessed over other stuff to help pass the time without my bald man with glasses website

Chud 03/10/25 (Mon) 00:50:21 №3408

they actually featured it oh my science

Chud 03/10/25 (Mon) 01:03:01 №3409

It felt like 6 years… I was aching thinking about not being able to post bald cartoon men

Chud 03/10/25 (Mon) 01:33:45 №3410

>>3382 (OP)
notice aswell how it was 6 hours, its all orchestrated by him

Chud 03/10/25 (Mon) 14:04:14 №3427

It's Manny Horowitz's fault

Chud 03/12/25 (Wed) 08:11:06 №3456

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>too bad i was sleeping

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THE 'CORD IS MADE BY DA JOOZ Chud 03/11/25 (Tue) 21:37:22 №3454 [Reply]

ATTENTION:
We have found the reason why (((the 'cord))) is blasphemed in the soysphere, it is created by a filthy (((jew))) named (((Jason Citron))), Who is an (((ashenkazi jew))). Just be aware, if you are installing or using the cord, you are using (((mossad))) spyware to collect on data on us soyteens and attempt to shut down the soysphere as a whole.

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'teens managed to colonize r/WojakDrawings Chud 03/01/25 (Sat) 19:48:58 №3274 [Reply]

an effort to inject the soyculture into reddit was done the last day of february, currently is being considered a WINcolonization since most of the natives of the 'dit are embracing the arts of 'jakification.
<reddit spacing
at the time this is posted a huge civil war consisting of offsiters chuddies and troons coming from r/all is currently in progress.

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Chud 03/04/25 (Tue) 22:26:55 №3313

subreddit is back to being brimstone, we need to do multiple tours like afganistan

Chud 03/05/25 (Wed) 05:01:36 №3320

is the raisin locked or something?

Chud 03/06/25 (Thu) 20:45:12 №3350

>>3287
Reddit is so cucked

Stay away from my family. Chud 03/07/25 (Fri) 01:20:17 №3353

This is too far. I just didn't want you posting gore and crud on my funny wojak memes subreddit, when I asked you to stop you didn't, so I got them taken down myself. That should have been it, but instead, everywhere I go I see threats. A couple buildings in my town burnt down the same night one of you said you knew where I lived. I keep my door locked and a weapon around. All this over a reddit war? Because we didn't let you break the rules? You're insane, psycotic even. Stay the hell away from me. Regards - The leader of The Union of Reddit.

Chud 03/09/25 (Sun) 06:48:12 №3381

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>>3353
>psycotic

Chud 03/10/25 (Mon) 05:59:16 №3417

ev&o we didn't colonize it and actually just killed it, hasn't been a single post in days, it's dead.

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Naked Nate Won Chud 03/10/25 (Mon) 00:32:09 №3407 [Reply]

Naked Nate Won

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The schlog and soybooru are down Chud 03/09/25 (Sun) 01:51:39 №3378 [Reply]

The soyjak blog and the soybooru are currently down, their domains are currently not functioning, and there is not much info, but it's assumed it doesn't currently work.

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