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The president of /dem/, Gold has been impeached after 190 people voted to kick him out of office.

The golden era has come to an end.

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hi guys im trans btw

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W trans dudes IG

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Geg


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 â„–3183[Reply]

a dev added a script which made every post display "Content hidden" instead of any actual text

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 â„–3150[Reply]

SPROKE SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT P*RRY FACTORIES CONTAIN HIV AND AIDS IN THE COLA STREAM, DO NOT DRINK IT AND DRINK SPROKE INSTEAD

 â„–3151

ONE PERSON HAD TO SAY THIS
>Mannn my nigga ass drank perry, tasted good until i got aids, shieeeeeeeeet!

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Gem timing, sproke won


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 â„–3015[Reply]

Gold!, the president of /dem/, has been successfully impeached following a vote of no confidence in which impeach got 190 votes out of 69, while keep got 70.
As /dem/ has no written constitution,It is unclear what will happen now; whether someone else (possibly Vice-President Donald Trump) will take his place or whether early elections will be held.
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GQLD WILL RISE AGAIN

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free GQLD he did nuthn wrong

 â„–3093

FUCK NIGGERS

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>>3018
it's just that he wasn't able to do all that much for his ambition, i suppose

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>>3143

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cold hearted aryan monster why did they impeach him


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 â„–3171[Reply]

Team USA has lost a Hockey Tournament to team Canada.
Local American Juan Mcmutt had this to say:
>Uuhhh we lost or something?
>It's because we didn't care enough to send dejaunqantavious niggalicous the third to your stupid sports game. I only care about the Burger King bowl or whatever anyways

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 â„–2979[Reply]

A new Sproke/Samsry competitor has been developed in Pepsi's special soda labs. It is a mixture of Pepsi and Starry, the complete antithesis of Sproke. They've named it Perry in their latest press releases.

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We at the coca cola company are to busy with meximutts that this competition

 â„–3035

I will buy this PepsiCola won

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>IT'S PEEEEERRYYYYY, PERRY THE PLAATIPUUUUS!

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>>2979 (OP)
Sproke won

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Sproke WON


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 â„–3145[Reply]

Soyteens won

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 â„–3005[Reply]

its over
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 â„–3051

scientolojak in le /news/ geg

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It exploded… It's over, everyone except /soy/ lost I guess

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Make /anthro/

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>>10000000

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>10000000

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>>3113
>>10000000


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Recently some soyteens raided a French imageboard and mainly the comfy board for banning soyjaks.
<Redditspace
They are attempting to make it into a colony by replacing the jannies and admin with soyteens and making it into a second soy site for the sharty.
<redditspace
The imageboard: https://trashchan.xyz/index.html
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its 0pph all over who cares warra nothingburger

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fail

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Kosher food and Beta Israelis living

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We must secure the existence of our people and a future for new soyteens.

 â„–3003

fucking gemerald
shartyGODS won

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>>3003
you won nothing soicaca
GEG


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 â„–3044[Reply]

its getting started

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>>3044 (OP)

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>>3046
ew nigger why tf are you gooning
put his gooning sounds on bald man award


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 â„–3008[Reply]

frogteens successfully BTFO'd furries on their own board, /bp/, by stealing the 40000 GET. mods have 48 hours to respond by making /bp/ oil ONLY, or by deleting the entire board.

 â„–3009

but you CANT delete /soy/ just because furfags stole the 10000000 GET, because it doesn't count, because…. it just doesn't, ok?

 â„–3050

praise froot we have won

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It's for the best, there has been a cancer growing for quite some time
Many of the innocent have been spared, we are thankful for the cleanseing


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Fuck yeah!

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 â„–2965[Reply]

Kanye West releases 30-second Super Bowl commercial telling normies to go to yeezy.com. The only merchandise on the Shopify storefront is a singular shirt with a swastika on it. Not 48 hours after the release of the shirt, they shut the storefront down at around 8AM EST on 2/11.
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>>2980
>>2984
Diddy is a nigger pedo parasite

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How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Goblin Mode’ during sex?

TLDR; My husband says ‘Goblin Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Goblin Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward.

I really love my husband and he’s always been great in bed. But recently he’s been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in ‘Goblin Mode’. We didn’t really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. He’s an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time I’ve ever seen him cry. I think since then, he’s been a little emotionally unwell. I’ve heard him muttering, ‘Goblin’ repeatedly when he didn’t notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said ‘Goblin Mode activated’, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I’ve ever had, but I’m worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice?

Edit: The problem isn’t the ‘Goblin Mode’, it’s that he could be ill

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up get
>flood

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unfortunate i wish i could’ve bought it.. smh

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>>3030
If this was drawn in MS Paint, could he be a Soyteen?


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