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On Thursday, September 26, 2024, a teenager named Nathaniel Higgers went on to shoot and kill several students and staff members, it took approximately 14 minutes for him to kill them and reports from onlookers say he was yelling obscene phrases such as "KILL YOURSELF OBSESSED PEDO TRANNY FPE WILL NEVER BE SHARTY CULTURE" while doing so.

The victims of the shooting include Miss circle and several others that I can't be assed to add.

We visited his mother, Nighlydislike Higgers to interview her and her thoughts on his son's actions, "He was a bit strange, talking about how vegetables cause porn addiction. He would call me things such as an obsessed cord mom, whatever the hell that meant".

The FPE community is mourning the victims of the shooting and will be hosting a vigil this Sunday night at 8pm.
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^^^
namenigga worshipers above me

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^^^
namenigga worshipers above me

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>>1547
Nobody cares about your namefags

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DOCTOOOOSSSSS

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I predicted it

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shooter was inspired by this geg



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>tldr school shooter Solomon Henderson who was supposedly affiliated with our site could be a falseflagger
<GODdit spacing
Screenshot of a deleted thread because I'm a selfish little nigger


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I now have a BBC and a BWC.
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>>2635
incomprehemsible soy wojacks

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>>2635
>DA COOOORD is secretly responsible for the random mod who pins these things
Lmfao

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Marge

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man froot is letting anybody on the news nowadays

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>>2635
leaking

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Let's see it



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Ross Ulbricht, owner of the Darknet black market Silk Road, has been pardoned, as per Trump's promise at the Libertarian rally prior to his presidency.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/21/ross-ulbricht-silk-road-trump-pardon

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He had been in prison since 2013.

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literal who

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he won

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>>2702
internet drug dealer and lolbertarian crypto guy



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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!


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THE FIRST EVER SHARTY SCHOOL SHOOTER IS BLACK ARYAN AND THIS MAY BE THE END OF EVERYTHING

>Nothing has happened tho

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is this real tho

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>>2724
I went on xitter and yeah it's probably xe truth

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>>2723 (OP)
Kek soyniggers gonna have their site taken down by feds for this raisin

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it's a jewish op it always is ITS THE JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS



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BREAKING NEWS!

NOTHING IS OUT OF THE ORDINARY!


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we need more soytan feet pictures
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Jannies moved thread to the wrong board award.

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>>1259
LETS FUCKING GOOOWOOWOOW OHO HO H OO JOO KO LOOOOOOOOOO

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Some 'teen (You) needs to make a commission to DA troons.

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>we need more soytan feet pictures
What we do need is a hero! A hero called bbghast to save the thread!

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Bump

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up gem



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In a stunning development, chuds on /soy/ discovered an active and thriving soy posting empire hidden on the chinese side of the internet.
Early reports have discovered a telegram channel run by a mysterious han race supremacist only known as β€˜Ricehan’, and a diffuse and sophisticated β€˜jakking culture. Nigger OP has also hinted at the existence of a 900 PPH chinese imageboard supposedly named β€˜niminxa’ although failed to provide working links.
Soyteens on the thread have expressed the sentiment that this foreign style of β€˜jakking holds immense gemmy potential, potentially offering a breakthroughmerald in the art of gemcrafting.
Contact, however, has not been established yet. A few brave chuds are now attempting to infiltrate the chinese website β€˜bilibili’ in hopes of cultural exchange, while others look to contact the elusive Ricehan.
The future looks bright for the Sharty. Gemmy, even.
First bilibili gemerald discovered: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1xk6wYWENF/
Ricehan’s telegram channel: https://t.me/ricehan
Current thread (it’s still alive get in here): https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/9588434
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>>2550
Said the brownest nigger on earth. Chinks are the Aryans of Asia, you could include japs/gooks but chinks are just alot advanced

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niminxia could be translated as "you lesser people"

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>>2537
>japanese music in background
ancestor cry

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Show Quotes

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up

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>>2488 (OP)
We must unite to return to our homeland of /qa/!



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The Marge website known as Quora.com has been successfully colonized by the Sharty. Soyteens reached mod and admin positions on several Quora spaces with tebs of thousands of followers, one having 70k, and BTFOd all the trannies.

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I'm 13 and my penis is 3.6 inches long, is this normal?

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>>2523
I want to have sex with you

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My daughter only got 99% on her AP Calculus exam, so I fed her to my pitbulls. Am I the asshole?



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I still have yet to recover.

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>>2655 (OP)
You are homosexual, just rope already



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>wake up
>decide to visit my favorite imageboard while all comfy
>site is erupted into chaos, jannyjaks everywhere, mass reply spammers, bbc spammers, and soiduelers nvking every thread
>mustard is seething in random threads with capcode
>and seething in the IRC
>moves 5500 threads around, sometimes to multiple boards
>moves an innocent IAS
>writes out sootbait-tier reeing in >>>/q/
>xe stickies a link to https://soyjak.st/rules.html in thrembillion point font and then picrel (all caps btw)
>later on xe stickies cobsontalks spam
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*ahem* refer to the board

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>>2613
that was the corniest possible reply

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>>>2613
>that was the corniest possible reply

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>>2613
>nothing ever happens
>bump



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did xhey returned it o algo.
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nothing ever happens :(

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WE ARE SO BACK

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the chinks have given up their propaganda platform to the jews for them to spread theirs.

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>>2650 (OP)
Gay

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>>2651
Xitter Fag

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Nothing ever happens



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