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Massive sports announcement that nobody cares about because 'teens don't go outside

The Dallas Mavericks sent 25 year old superstar Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris to the LA Lakers. They received Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a first round draft selection in 2029.

Basketball expert Lebron James had the following to say:
>Sheit nigga, they done traded my big nigga AD? How tf am I supposed to ball now? This raisin is worse than the time I got called a bitch ass nigga by Donald Trump fr. At least dat white boy Luka is fire.

The Chiefs vs the Chickens or some raisin

I ran out of bud

klaus schwab catty wiped /nate/ because theyre all niggers and got nates pph to 1200 geg

Right now I’m pushing down hard but nothings coming out I’ll have to push hard

Trvmp ACKED troons from women's sports

Hello everyone. I’m Froot, President of Soyjak Party. Have you heard of Suba? Today I would like to announce a new collaborative project featuring Suba: Soyjak.st Featuring Suba. Suba exists in a board called /qa/. /qa/ enables you to post NAS coal. A character named Suba is one such coalpost. A great feature is you can namefag and attentionwhore on the board. I knew our talented Froot Dilation League could work together and create sharty killing brimstone. Soytan, Averi, Tama, Miss Circle, everyone! Brimstone coalposts have been created with the fantastic imagination of the niggers from all over BRAPzil. The challenge was successfully carried out, and this new collaborative site was produced. Based on Suba’s image, Soyjak.st changes its appearance. A lot of SMVs and 'Jaks produced by the Froot Dilation League are here. From the 'log to the threads, it looks very niggerlike; just like Suba. Once your coal is posted, have some fun with Suba! It comes with a social camera function, and you can take various poses, pictures of Suba: Very cool. And last, but not least, the live performance! Start the VC and have jeets and niggers join and the thread will turn into Canada. A live demonstration of the janny approval process produced by the Froot Dilation League! Here we go! Suba porn! Let’s goon to it, with Soyjak.st!

Froot here, I would like to share a message with you all, I’ve been considering it for a long while and I hope you will accept me because this is who I am.

~ WARNING ~

This is a super sensitive subject and I will be coming out as transgender in this message. Anyone against this subject can be gone and be a disgusting person. I will accept no hate from anyone and will continue my life happily as a female.

~ Where it all starts ~

I was born a boy on January 10th 2003, a what so seemed happy, normal kid. But this is NOT the case. It all started when I was about 3/4 years old. I started to take great interest in my sister's clothes, dolls, and beautiful long blond hair. I was spanked and yelled at by my parents. I would cry so hard. I then stopped acting like a girl in front of my parents and started doing things while they weren't looking. School was really tough for me, I would hang out with the girls and I would use markers and color my nails. Years passed and I started to take interest in things such as shoes!!

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Freddy and his fans have made a thread on >>>/soy/ threatening all 'teens that if it gets slid, he will appear in their dreams and kill them.
>>>/soy/9814874

In a more recent development the soyjak.party board >>>/dem/ is expected to begin voting a new head-of-board in 2 days from the moment this post is published. Election (((experts))) forecast a high turnout as this is the first elections cycle for the party.

This is viewed as a reflection of the new (?(?(?Admin?)?)?)'s vision; along with this democratization, the unbanning of VPNs has been heralded by 'teen as a sign of a brighter future for the sharty as a whole.

And now to (((the adverts)))…

some 'een decided to steal that get btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDqZU8O7MR8
thoughts on sham flart?