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Along this though soyteens have united to try and contact Soot to restore him as owner, since Froot announced he would hand over the sharty to him if he were to answer, who knows if the promise stays true with Quote now being owner.
<nigger
Some are already showing discontent at Quote, who knows if they're real soyteens.
FROOT LEAVES THE SHARTY AND HANDS OVER OWNERSHIP TO QUOTE
On May 9th (or 10th if youre a nigger) Froot decided to step down and hand over ownership of the sharty to his developer, Quote, announced at the end of his last Q&A. (https://archive.md/i75HC)<nigger
Along this though soyteens have united to try and contact Soot to restore him as owner, since Froot announced he would hand over the sharty to him if he were to answer, who knows if the promise stays true with Quote now being owner.
<nigger
Some are already showing discontent at Quote, who knows if they're real soyteens.
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frootists, infuriated, created their own splinter as of 10/05/2025 at 1am, named cobson.party, people say there that the rulecucking is BRIMSTONE and that you need a whitelisted ip to check there, and that the only way to get your ip whitelisted is somehow talking to the admins.
https://cobson.party/
BREAKING: FROOTIST SPLINTER KNOWN AS COBSON.PARTY IS CREATED
today, as of 09/05/2025, froot resigned his role as the owner of soyjak.party, giving the role to quote (literal who)frootists, infuriated, created their own splinter as of 10/05/2025 at 1am, named cobson.party, people say there that the rulecucking is BRIMSTONE and that you need a whitelisted ip to check there, and that the only way to get your ip whitelisted is somehow talking to the admins.
https://cobson.party/
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Following this bizzare tweet, she posted a video of her fellating a black man, presumably one of her fans, while sporting a "Queen of Spades" tattoo, a symbol commonly associated with the BNWO (Blacked New World Order) fetish.
Popular youtuber "Jaiden Animations" posts "Blacked" porn video, denounces her asexuality.
Popular story time animation youtuber Jaiden Animations posted a tweet yesterday exclaiming that the phalluses of black men are "kinda fire doe" despite her past claims of being "AroAce", both not interested in sexual activities nor romance.Following this bizzare tweet, she posted a video of her fellating a black man, presumably one of her fans, while sporting a "Queen of Spades" tattoo, a symbol commonly associated with the BNWO (Blacked New World Order) fetish.
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https://youtu.be/ErpNryWDY7g
Kanye West releases song “Heil Hitler”
The song is part of Ye’s upcoming album, titled Cuck.https://youtu.be/ErpNryWDY7g
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THE TRIBE OF THE NORTH SENTINEL ISLAND COMMITS MASS SUICIDE
On May Ϫ, 2025 a brave reporter from Myanmar known as Noon Gever travels to North Sentinel Island after receiving word that Elon Musk had given the native people internet access via Starlink. Mr. Gever has attached this video as a retelling of his journey.0317x265
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4ch down rn
Sharty we done it
4ch down rn
Sharty we done it
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THE SHARTY IS BEING SOLD! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Contact sale@soyjak.st if you want to buy it.01599x1066
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India has launched a major military operation against Pakistan in an escalation of tensions between the two neighbors. The missile strikes early on Wednesday morning targeted “terrorist infrastructure” in Pakistan and Pakistan administered-Kashmir, according to India; Pakistan has denied the claim, saying the attack largely harmed civilians.
I hope both lose geg
WORLD WAR POO BEGINS
India has launched a major military operation against Pakistan in an escalation of tensions between the two neighbors. The missile strikes early on Wednesday morning targeted “terrorist infrastructure” in Pakistan and Pakistan administered-Kashmir, according to India; Pakistan has denied the claim, saying the attack largely harmed civilians.
I hope both lose geg
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FROOT INTENDS TO SELL THE SHARTY
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A NEW POPE HAS BEEN ELECTED
White smoke has come from the Sistine Chapel, and a new Pope has officially been selected. The new Pope will soon choose a name and address the crowd in front of St. Peter's Basilica. HABEMUS PAPAM01024x728
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Receiving reports that Cardinal Samuel Hyde has been elected pope.
He is reportedly taking the papal name Candiman I.01810x1286
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BBC News Iceland's DNA: The world's most precious genes?
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Amerimutts will be pleased to hear however that he is obe of them, a small consolation
New pope is in fact not a BBC
Saddened spadesons gather to hear the news that Cardinal Robert Sarah has not been elected pope and that the new pope does NOT posess a BBCAmerimutts will be pleased to hear however that he is obe of them, a small consolation
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This is now /POL/
/PHTO/
/Pol/ Has Taken Over Board
Why are Christian’s such cucks for kikes?
This is now /POL/
/PHTO/
/Pol/ Has Taken Over Board
Why are Christian’s such cucks for kikes?
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<India and Pakistan had a long conflict with their territories and people.
Now it escalated to a war, not exactly full-scale one, but we'll wait for other news.
War, niggers, soynews, nigecel, Indiandonotredeeem
Indian cobsons v.s Pakistani soyteens.<India and Pakistan had a long conflict with their territories and people.
Now it escalated to a war, not exactly full-scale one, but we'll wait for other news.
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The win came by a huge margin, Simion getting the same number of votes as 2nd and 3rd place combined. This is equivalent to 41% (oh my fauci) of total votes.
The 2nd and final round of elections will be held on May 18, between George Simion and Nicușor Dan.
Gold wins 1st round of Romanian elections by 41%
Bucharest, May 5, 2025: George Simion, leader of Romania's right conservative party, the Alliance for the Union of Romanians (AUR for short, which means Gold.) wins the 1st round of elections.The win came by a huge margin, Simion getting the same number of votes as 2nd and 3rd place combined. This is equivalent to 41% (oh my fauci) of total votes.
The 2nd and final round of elections will be held on May 18, between George Simion and Nicușor Dan.
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According to investigators, Satoko built a network that targeted teenagers through social media and fandom communities, offering substances disguised as prescription medication. His residence, filled with imported collectibles and electronics, also served as the base for his trafficking operation.
The DEA, working in coordination with Homeland Security, recovered significant quantities of carfentanil—an extremely lethal synthetic opioid—during a raid last month. Officials described the scene as "disturbing" and emphasized the danger posed to the local community.
“Carfentanil has no place in any human environment,” said DEA spokesperson Nat Figlet. “Even a few micrograms can kill. Distributing it to minors is unconscionable.”
Satoko, who had been residing in the U.S. illegally, was deported this week and is expected to face additional criminal charges in Mexico. Authorities are continuing to investigate potential links to larger trafficking networks.
SATOKO HOJOU FAN DEPORTED BACK TO MEXICO AFTER CAUGHT DISTRIBUTING CARFENTANIL TO CHILDREN O ALGO
Los Angeles, CA — A man known locally as "Satoko" has been deported to Mexico following a major federal drug bust involving the distribution of carfentanil, fentanyl-laced pills, and other street drugs to minors. Authorities say Satoko, 36, had a long-standing interest in anime culture and operated under several online aliases while conducting illegal activity.According to investigators, Satoko built a network that targeted teenagers through social media and fandom communities, offering substances disguised as prescription medication. His residence, filled with imported collectibles and electronics, also served as the base for his trafficking operation.
The DEA, working in coordination with Homeland Security, recovered significant quantities of carfentanil—an extremely lethal synthetic opioid—during a raid last month. Officials described the scene as "disturbing" and emphasized the danger posed to the local community.
“Carfentanil has no place in any human environment,” said DEA spokesperson Nat Figlet. “Even a few micrograms can kill. Distributing it to minors is unconscionable.”
Satoko, who had been residing in the U.S. illegally, was deported this week and is expected to face additional criminal charges in Mexico. Authorities are continuing to investigate potential links to larger trafficking networks.
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amerimutt pope
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HABEMUS PAPAM
HABEMUS PAPAM
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The BBC is dead
Today, BiBiCea was hijacked by the hacker known as "4Chan". Experts say "BiBiCea will convert into a therapy building. (Shoykelstein)".
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Courage The Cowardly Dog ran from 1999 to 2002, becoming an instant classic among American children for its blend of the adorable and the macabre.
Head writer of Courage The Cowardly Dog dies at 58
David Steven Cohen, Head Writer of ‘Courage the Cowardly Dog,’ Passes Away at 58. His friend Jerry Beck, a historian of animation, broke the news on Facebook and revealed Cohen succumbed to cancer.Courage The Cowardly Dog ran from 1999 to 2002, becoming an instant classic among American children for its blend of the adorable and the macabre.
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go back and doing it again and this time finish the job
4Chan
apparently, you didn't do a good enough job cuz 4chan is back online.go back and doing it again and this time finish the job
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FAGGOT JANNY FROOT, THE TRANNY OWNERS OF THIS SITE WANTS TO DELETE /SNEED/
INSHALLAH WE MUST BE READY TO SNEED THIS SITE INTO THE VOID IF HE TRIES TO CHUCK US
ALLAH HUCHUCKBAR
ALLAH HUCHUCKBAR
ALLAH HUCHUCKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
ALLAH HUCHUCKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
ALLAH HUCHUCKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
FROOT DELETING /SNEED/
IT'S HAPPENING SNEEDBROTHERSFAGGOT JANNY FROOT, THE TRANNY OWNERS OF THIS SITE WANTS TO DELETE /SNEED/
INSHALLAH WE MUST BE READY TO SNEED THIS SITE INTO THE VOID IF HE TRIES TO CHUCK US
ALLAH HUCHUCKBAR
ALLAH HUCHUCKBAR
ALLAH HUCHUCKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
ALLAH HUCHUCKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
ALLAH HUCHUCKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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11,000,000 GET TAKEN BY CTHULHU?
The 11,000,000 GET on /soy/ has been achieved, with it being "ct" many assuming it means Cthulhu, however the real meaning is unknown.0.282848x1911
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We are so back
We are now free from the Kolyma Network.0.0023024x3069
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google officially adds gem manager
after weeks of lobbying, google finally ads "gem manager" to google0233x250
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CHICKEN JOKEY
CHICKEN JOKEY
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ALSO REPORTEDLY CONSIDERING LAUNCHING A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION INTO THE BLM RIOTS IN 2020
Trump Update
TRUMP REPORTEDLY CONSIDERING PRESIDENTIAL PARDONING DEREK CHAUVINALSO REPORTEDLY CONSIDERING LAUNCHING A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION INTO THE BLM RIOTS IN 2020
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Welp, fucking 4troons is back up.
God fucking dammit, it would've been really been doing the world a favor if they would've stayed dead, now trooncoal is still going to exist.0.0182688x1666
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Other details on the license plate include:
-NT stands for Neamț county (literally translates to German county)
-the number on it is 18 (1=A, 8=H)
It is also worth noting that Suzuki, the manufacturer of the alleged TND car, calls their white paint "superior white".
TND car found in Romania
The TND car was found in Romania, as seen on its license plate.Other details on the license plate include:
-NT stands for Neamț county (literally translates to German county)
-the number on it is 18 (1=A, 8=H)
It is also worth noting that Suzuki, the manufacturer of the alleged TND car, calls their white paint "superior white".
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wypipo dont szn dey food
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The dolls, designed for intimate companionship, were rigged with Semtex explosives concealed in their groin compartments. The blasts occurred almost simultaneously during a private gathering in rural New Mexico, leaving the scene completely devastated.
Investigators have traced the origin of the dolls to an unregulated multinational supply chain involving manufacturers in Lesotho, Burundi, Mexico, and Iran. Intelligence sources are probing whether the incident was an act of targeted sabotage or an industrial safety failure of criminal negligence.
Customs agencies and Interpol have issued warnings about unauthorized or counterfeit “Soytan” dolls potentially being weaponized. Several online vendors have already been shut down as part of an international crackdown.
No terrorist groups have claimed responsibility, but officials are not ruling out the possibility of extremist involvement. This incident marks the first known fatal use of sex tech as a delivery mechanism for explosives.
Y'all rockin with it?!
BREAKING: SOYTAN FUCKDOLLS RECALLED AFTER SEMTEX EXPLOSIVES FOUND IN 321 OF THE PLUSHIES
May 5, 2025 — Authorities are investigating a shocking incident in which seven men—identified online as members of a fringe subculture referring to themselves as "Jartycucks"—were killed after their “Soytan” pleasure dolls exploded during use.The dolls, designed for intimate companionship, were rigged with Semtex explosives concealed in their groin compartments. The blasts occurred almost simultaneously during a private gathering in rural New Mexico, leaving the scene completely devastated.
Investigators have traced the origin of the dolls to an unregulated multinational supply chain involving manufacturers in Lesotho, Burundi, Mexico, and Iran. Intelligence sources are probing whether the incident was an act of targeted sabotage or an industrial safety failure of criminal negligence.
Customs agencies and Interpol have issued warnings about unauthorized or counterfeit “Soytan” dolls potentially being weaponized. Several online vendors have already been shut down as part of an international crackdown.
No terrorist groups have claimed responsibility, but officials are not ruling out the possibility of extremist involvement. This incident marks the first known fatal use of sex tech as a delivery mechanism for explosives.
Y'all rockin with it?!
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Nu-Salt has been found
the salt contains at least 14.88% Soy, too soyentists are researching the chemical makeup, which as of yet is found to be similar to that of frogs. (nusaltcacas…)0800x789
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FROOOOOOT STOP RAPING ME FROOOOOOOT
FROOT IS GANGSTALKING ME
FROOT IS GANGSTALKING ME AND TELEPATHICALLY RAPING ME VIA THE SEX SLAVERY OF MY FORMER EX WIFE SOYTANFROOOOOOT STOP RAPING ME FROOOOOOOT
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GTA VI Trailer 2 released or something
GTA VI Trailer 2 released or something
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MILITARY TENSIONS BETWEEN ICELAND AND DNALECI HAVE ESCALATED
Earlier this morning, Icelandic militiamen and villagers conducted an incursion into the Aryanheim province of Dnaleci. Reports say the incursion was quickly intercepted by Dnalecian patrols and resulted in high military casualties for both sides, as they clashed around the village of /pol/ovka. Several Dnalecian chuds were killed by the Icelandic niggers. The incident marked a rise in tensions as aggression between the two nations threatens to boil over into open warfare, partly due to Iceland's continued exploitation of Dnaleci's vast natural resource wealth, particularly gold and gems, moves condemned by the entire international community save Israel and the USA. Whatever the outcome of this marked escalation is, we shall see a rise in tensions as Dnaleci's leader has announced preliminary mobilization of Dnaleci's massive army, so as to counter potential future incursions by Icelandfags. God grant that peace prevails.0750x965
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The virus earned its unfortunate nickname after unexplained outbreaks in rural and urban areas across India, characterized by uncontrollable bowel movements, spontaneous squatting, and a mysterious compulsion to avoid restrooms at all costs. Other side affects included a craving for cow raisin, and the urge to swim in raisin.
“It was unlike anything we’d ever seen,” Dr. Soyberg explained during a live-streamed press conference from his subterranean lab in Geneva. “Indians would suddenly feel the urge, flee into the open air, and spew raisin from their clittys”
The virus, which spread primarily through cow raisin eating and
But thanks to Dr. Soyberg’s revolutionary treatment — a probiotic nasal spray called ClittyMax— infected individuals can now restore their intestinal balance in under 15 minutes. Field trials in Delhi showed a 100% reduction in public defecation and a sudden decrease in melanin.
Indian health officials cautiously celebrated the announcement. “We are relieved saar. And frankly, so are our sidewalks, saar,” said Minister of Urban Development, a Pal Jeet.
BREAKING: Dr. Soyberg Cures Mysterious “Indian Poop Virus”
In what experts are calling the most unexpected medical development of the decade, renowned scientist Dr. Soyberg has announced the discovery of a cure for the so-called “Indian Poop Virus,” a bizarre gastrointestinal phenomenon that has baffled researchers for years.The virus earned its unfortunate nickname after unexplained outbreaks in rural and urban areas across India, characterized by uncontrollable bowel movements, spontaneous squatting, and a mysterious compulsion to avoid restrooms at all costs. Other side affects included a craving for cow raisin, and the urge to swim in raisin.
“It was unlike anything we’d ever seen,” Dr. Soyberg explained during a live-streamed press conference from his subterranean lab in Geneva. “Indians would suddenly feel the urge, flee into the open air, and spew raisin from their clittys”
The virus, which spread primarily through cow raisin eating and
But thanks to Dr. Soyberg’s revolutionary treatment — a probiotic nasal spray called ClittyMax— infected individuals can now restore their intestinal balance in under 15 minutes. Field trials in Delhi showed a 100% reduction in public defecation and a sudden decrease in melanin.
Indian health officials cautiously celebrated the announcement. “We are relieved saar. And frankly, so are our sidewalks, saar,” said Minister of Urban Development, a Pal Jeet.
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Booru Gets Rules Revamped
See image/guide for more information.0429x552
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ALICIA GUNNED DOWN IN ST. LOUIS, MO
Alicia Transjakovitz, a well-known transgender advocate on reddit, was tragically shot and killed near a Section 8 housing complex in St. Louis this week. Known for her work in LGBTQ+ rights and owning chuds on Xitter, Alicia’s death has sparked grief and outrage across the community. Police are investigating, and local activists are calling for justice and increased protections for trans individuals, especially in underserved neighborhoods. Vigils and memorials are being planned in her honor.Y'all rockin' wit it?
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“Who knew meme legends could glow up this hard?” wrote one X (formerly Twitter) user, echoing the sentiments of thousands who were both confused and delighted to see a pop culture footnote become a full-blown lifestyle symbol.
Sources close to the icon say she’s embracing a new chapter, blending health, wellness, and satire in what some are calling “the ultimate redemption arc of meme history.”
Whether this sauna siren’s next act will be fitness influencer, political satirist, or something entirely unexpected, one thing’s for sure: the internet is watching — and sweating.
“Fauci: give us vaccines kid” STUNS in new transformation
The viral icon, once known solely for a now-infamous pandemic-era meme, has undergone what fans are calling a “full renaissance.” The latest photo, showing her confidently posing in a sleek black bikini inside a rustic wooden sauna, reveals not just a transformation of body but of brand.“Who knew meme legends could glow up this hard?” wrote one X (formerly Twitter) user, echoing the sentiments of thousands who were both confused and delighted to see a pop culture footnote become a full-blown lifestyle symbol.
Sources close to the icon say she’s embracing a new chapter, blending health, wellness, and satire in what some are calling “the ultimate redemption arc of meme history.”
Whether this sauna siren’s next act will be fitness influencer, political satirist, or something entirely unexpected, one thing’s for sure: the internet is watching — and sweating.
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Grand theft auto 6 got delayed by a year
Grand theft auto 6 got delayed by a year
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Lauren and Shriner married in 2005. The couple also have two children.
Weezer bassist’s wife shot by LA police and charged with attempted murder
Weezer bassist Scott Shriner’s wife was shot by police on Monday as officers searched for hit-and-run suspects in her Los Angeles neighborhood. Jillian Lauren, 51, was treated for a non-life-threatening gunshot wound at a local hospital after the incident, but later charged with attempted murder, according to Los Angeles police.Lauren and Shriner married in 2005. The couple also have two children.
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After this announcement, Soytan ASMR and Artificial Sourtan Braps stocks dropped by 20%, due to them being Lesotho's biggest export or something.
Trump imposes a 50% tariff on Lesotho or something
Earlier today, DQNALD TRVMP announced a comprehensive list of tariffs or something. Notably, Lesotho ranks the highest on the list with 50% or something.After this announcement, Soytan ASMR and Artificial Sourtan Braps stocks dropped by 20%, due to them being Lesotho's biggest export or something.
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It was a close election, with barely a 2.1% difference between the conservatives and liberals.
Most western provinces voted conservative except for some small parts of major cities, in the east the conservative votes are from the rural areas and the liberal votes are from the densely populated areas.
Libcucks win Canadian election
After 10 years of liberals being in power, they've been elected again.It was a close election, with barely a 2.1% difference between the conservatives and liberals.
Most western provinces voted conservative except for some small parts of major cities, in the east the conservative votes are from the rural areas and the liberal votes are from the densely populated areas.
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COBSONTALKS RE-ELECTED AS THE 6TH PRESIDENT OF /DEM/
It was a close election, with a 2 VOTE difference between TALKS and /webm/ revivalist.0.595265x360
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I fell asleep while watching a half life 2 iceberg
I fell asleep while watching a half life 2 iceberg
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4channel is back
After almost a week and a half, 4chan servers are back up and running. Whether the 4chan's survival is beneficial for us is up in the air. Nevertheless, it is unquestionably among sharty's greatest accomplishments, and its wounds will be visible on 4chan for many years to come. /qa/ won.0255x255
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NIGEL FARAGE HAS DECLARED VICTORY IN UK LOCAL ELECTIONS
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LATEST Amazon AND Temu to add tariff charges go price breakdowns in customer carts.
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Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has publicly called on Snickers to restore a beloved feature of the candy bar: the iconic chocolate "vein" that once adorned its top.
In a lighthearted yet passionate plea posted on social media Tuesday, Walz wrote, "Bring back the vein. It's what made Snickers look like Snickers." His post quickly gained traction, sparking a wave of nostalgic support from fans of the classic candy bar design.
The chocolate "vein" — a rippled swirl across the top of the bar — was quietly removed in recent redesigns, much to the dismay of long-time consumers. Mars, Inc., the maker of Snickers, has yet to respond to the governor's comments.
Tim Walz demands Snickers brings back the "vein"
April 30, 2025 — St. Paul, MNMinnesota Governor Tim Walz has publicly called on Snickers to restore a beloved feature of the candy bar: the iconic chocolate "vein" that once adorned its top.
In a lighthearted yet passionate plea posted on social media Tuesday, Walz wrote, "Bring back the vein. It's what made Snickers look like Snickers." His post quickly gained traction, sparking a wave of nostalgic support from fans of the classic candy bar design.
The chocolate "vein" — a rippled swirl across the top of the bar — was quietly removed in recent redesigns, much to the dismay of long-time consumers. Mars, Inc., the maker of Snickers, has yet to respond to the governor's comments.
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Certain types of NAS like Gigachad and Pepe are now allowed on Soybooru
https://booru.soyjak.st/post/view/116224
Certain types of NAS like Gigachad and Pepe are now allowed on Soybooru
https://booru.soyjak.st/post/view/116224
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raisinoko arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement
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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-2027
Froot under the username @nigger froot was banned earlier tonight on the Shiwi thread, due to making irl threats.
The noise on the street has been one of celebration, as vengeful soyteens rejoice that Froot is finally going to stop neglecting his own websites, can't circlejerk with shiwinamefags, and is currently kicking rocks as we speak.
The 'chlog won btwwwwwwhttps://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-2027
Froot under the username @nigger froot was banned earlier tonight on the Shiwi thread, due to making irl threats.
The noise on the street has been one of celebration, as vengeful soyteens rejoice that Froot is finally going to stop neglecting his own websites, can't circlejerk with shiwinamefags, and is currently kicking rocks as we speak.
The 'chlog won btwwwwww
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-2027
Froot under the username @nigger froot was banned earlier tonight on the Shiwi thread, due to making irl threats.
The noise on the street has been one of celebration, as vengeful soyteens rejoice that Froot is finally going to stop neglecting his own websites, can't circlejerk with shiwinamefags, and is currently kicking rocks as we speak.
The 'chlog won btwwwwwwhttps://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-2027
Froot under the username @nigger froot was banned earlier tonight on the Shiwi thread, due to making irl threats.
The noise on the street has been one of celebration, as vengeful soyteens rejoice that Froot is finally going to stop neglecting his own websites, can't circlejerk with shiwinamefags, and is currently kicking rocks as we speak.
The 'chlog won btwwwwww
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New dinosaur Discovered in Mexico.
Mexidracon, It used its long hands to potentially pick up fish, It was an ornithomimid.
New dinosaur Discovered in Mexico.
Mexidracon, It used its long hands to potentially pick up fish, It was an ornithomimid.
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Coincidence noticed
antisemitic site hacked just after this…hmmm0520x438
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https://www.dw.com/en/zimbabwe-pays-white-farmers-compensation-but-is-it-enough/video-72337162
Zimbabwe is paying whitey their money back
Zimbabwe is begging white farmers to come back or somethinghttps://www.dw.com/en/zimbabwe-pays-white-farmers-compensation-but-is-it-enough/video-72337162
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Shedeur Sanders slides all the way to the 5th round of the NFL draft, listed below Dillon Gabriel on Cleveland's depth chart
Shedeur Sanders slides all the way to the 5th round of the NFL draft, listed below Dillon Gabriel on Cleveland's depth chart
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/qa/ may be dead but /qb/ still lives
/qa/ may be dead but /qb/ still lives
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Here's some commentary from notable citizens we contacted:
nigga that's nuts
-squirreljak
Meds, take sproke, NOW!
- Dr. Sprokeberg
>Very disheartening, I thought he would ABAG like me, but I suppose not…
- Cobson
chud pinned on 4cuck's /pol/
When our reporters bravely went undercover into the political section of this anime-themed secret club, we were horrified to discover our very own chud to be there!Here's some commentary from notable citizens we contacted:
nigga that's nuts
-squirreljak
Meds, take sproke, NOW!
- Dr. Sprokeberg
>Very disheartening, I thought he would ABAG like me, but I suppose not…
- Cobson
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Patrick Crusius, who admitted to killing 23 people and woulding 22 others, will not be facing the death penalty.
Patrick Crusius will be facing several life sentences instead.
Other sources:
https://eu.elpasotimes.com/story/news/crime/2025/03/25/da-james-montoya-to-drop-death-penalty-in-el-paso-walmart-mass-shooting/82649635007/
https://www.ktsm.com/el-paso-matters/walmart-gunman-wont-face-death-penalty/
https://www.texastribune.org/2025/03/25/walmart-el-paso-shooter-death-penalthy/
Patrick Crusius will NOT face the death penalty
https://elpasomatters.org/2025/03/24/james-montoya-patrick-crusius-death-penalty-aug-3-2019-walmart-shooting/Patrick Crusius, who admitted to killing 23 people and woulding 22 others, will not be facing the death penalty.
Patrick Crusius will be facing several life sentences instead.
Other sources:
https://eu.elpasotimes.com/story/news/crime/2025/03/25/da-james-montoya-to-drop-death-penalty-in-el-paso-walmart-mass-shooting/82649635007/
https://www.ktsm.com/el-paso-matters/walmart-gunman-wont-face-death-penalty/
https://www.texastribune.org/2025/03/25/walmart-el-paso-shooter-death-penalthy/
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also sorry mods i didn't see the notice
Ye, formerly Kanye west, has signed up for "Blacked"
holy crap loisalso sorry mods i didn't see the notice
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<plebbit
Nothing official has been said, this is backed up massively by schizoposters and believers of the admin 6 prophecies, but the veracity of this is yet to be proven.
/soy/ undergoes massive schizo meltdown
As rumours about the sharty shutting down in march 26 spread, chaos rules in /soy/ with people being confused about whether it will shut down or not, schizos absolutely sproking out, and fellow 'teens saying their goodbyes.<plebbit
Nothing official has been said, this is backed up massively by schizoposters and believers of the admin 6 prophecies, but the veracity of this is yet to be proven.
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Source:https://www.thestreet.com/retail/costco-drops-key-grocery-product-and-members-arent-happy
BREAKING: Costco cancles soy milk product
Costco cancels Kirkland Signature soy milk, leaving reddit soyboys in shambles.Source:https://www.thestreet.com/retail/costco-drops-key-grocery-product-and-members-arent-happy
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Schlog Sold
Froot finally sold the site to somebody for $3k0.017500x500
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1000th GET is achieved on /giga5/ (it's just a raisinty drawing btw)
https://soyjak.st/giga5/thread/1000.html0980x734
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The LNDC is accused of issuing a completion certificate to the main contractor, Unik Construction, despite objections from project overseer GWC Consulting Engineers, who insisted that outstanding corrective works needed to be completed first.
This controversy is detailed in correspondence between the LNDC and GWC, whose contract was also allegedly terminated prematurely while they were still supervising the works.
GWC had been engaged by the LNDC on 24 October 2016, under a M28 518 736.85 contract that spanned 56 months. However, multiple extensions were granted due to Covid-19 restrictions and the need for resurveys and digital terrain modelling.
GWC was responsible for designing civil and structural works, supervising construction activities, coordinating sub-consultants, administering the contract, and issuing completion certificates.
https://lestimes.com/m800m-ha-belo-infrastructure-declared-unsafe/
M800m Ha Belo infrastructure declared “unsafe”
CONCERNS have emerged over the safety of the M800 million Ha Belo Industrial Estate in Botha-Bothe, after the Lesotho National Development Corporation (LNDC) allegedly declared the works complete while the contractor was still carrying out major works and against advice from the contracted project engineer, court documents show.The LNDC is accused of issuing a completion certificate to the main contractor, Unik Construction, despite objections from project overseer GWC Consulting Engineers, who insisted that outstanding corrective works needed to be completed first.
This controversy is detailed in correspondence between the LNDC and GWC, whose contract was also allegedly terminated prematurely while they were still supervising the works.
GWC had been engaged by the LNDC on 24 October 2016, under a M28 518 736.85 contract that spanned 56 months. However, multiple extensions were granted due to Covid-19 restrictions and the need for resurveys and digital terrain modelling.
GWC was responsible for designing civil and structural works, supervising construction activities, coordinating sub-consultants, administering the contract, and issuing completion certificates.
https://lestimes.com/m800m-ha-belo-infrastructure-declared-unsafe/
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In an attempt to control the damage, 4cuck admins have taken all servers offline, but there are unconfirmed reports that the servers have already been completely compromised and may not be up for some time.
There has been a flood of refugees from 4cuck onto the sharty, most of whom are not adjusting well to the culture.
For nuteens, the few oldGODs that remain, and everyone in between, tonight has been a cathartic one.
TOTAL SOYTEEN VICTORY o algo
4chan hacked, /qa/ back, jannies ACKed
Tonight has been a very special night for many of us at the soyjak party. Today, April 14, 2025, a hacker, who has been in 4cuck's system for over a year, executed the true operation soyclipse, reopening /qa/, exposing personal information of various 4cuck staff, and leaking code from the site.In an attempt to control the damage, 4cuck admins have taken all servers offline, but there are unconfirmed reports that the servers have already been completely compromised and may not be up for some time.
There has been a flood of refugees from 4cuck onto the sharty, most of whom are not adjusting well to the culture.
For nuteens, the few oldGODs that remain, and everyone in between, tonight has been a cathartic one.
TOTAL SOYTEEN VICTORY o algo
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breaking BBC bulletin
breaking BBC bulletin
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<reddit
But today, the sharty has entered on a stalemate 2-2, somehow we managed to fuck up the /zelling/ GET and we have recently lost the most valuable /vg/ 500M GET.
<reddit
But dont worry, its just getting started, some 'teens have acquired new targets
> Wizchan /b/
> Leftypol /leftypol/
We are still waiting for someone to do something about it instead of sitting on his ass, the raids might begin tomorrow since leftypol is only 1k posts away.
This could end up in a disaster or become one great victory for the sharty.
ITS A STALEMATE: 2-2
In the last few weeks 'teens have managed to achieve the /vt/ GET in 4cuck and the GET in /3/.But today, the sharty has entered on a stalemate 2-2, somehow we managed to fuck up the /zelling/ GET and we have recently lost the most valuable /vg/ 500M GET.
But dont worry, its just getting started, some 'teens have acquired new targets
> Wizchan /b/
> Leftypol /leftypol/
We are still waiting for someone to do something about it instead of sitting on his ass, the raids might begin tomorrow since leftypol is only 1k posts away.
This could end up in a disaster or become one great victory for the sharty.
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>The US isn’t after our tariffs but our very survival,” Xia said in a televised speech. “The US has repeatedly contained and suppressed Hong Kong … and this will eventually backfire on itself.”
>Let those peasants in the United States wail in front of the 5,000 years of Chinese civilization,” he added.
China coping and seethinf
>China fumes ‘peasants in the US’ will suffer as country issues stark warning on Trump’s ‘shameless’ tariff war>The US isn’t after our tariffs but our very survival,” Xia said in a televised speech. “The US has repeatedly contained and suppressed Hong Kong … and this will eventually backfire on itself.”
>Let those peasants in the United States wail in front of the 5,000 years of Chinese civilization,” he added.
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You have poke the beehive, expect retaliation to be disproportionate, we dun forget, we dun forgive
You have poke the beehive, expect retaliation to be disproportionate, we dun forget, we dun forgive
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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-1468#post-21102686
Also from kiwifarms:
kiwifarsm:
"Alright, auto-phonebooked all of the emails in the leaked jannies/mods/admins list
Download here: https://files.catbox.moe/42w6h3.zip
File tree here: https://files.catbox.moe/f75ypv.txt (did this on a VPS in India, I am not a jeet)
All a bunch of JSON files named as username-email.json, I recommend using jq to parse through them all if you know what you are doing.
Cheers everyone." o algo
4cuck hack - source codes, jannie lists, etc
4cuck source code leaked. Its real because the poster had a unique name and the name field is disabled on /soy/https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-1468#post-21102686
Also from kiwifarms:
kiwifarsm:
"Alright, auto-phonebooked all of the emails in the leaked jannies/mods/admins list
Download here: https://files.catbox.moe/42w6h3.zip
File tree here: https://files.catbox.moe/f75ypv.txt (did this on a VPS in India, I am not a jeet)
All a bunch of JSON files named as username-email.json, I recommend using jq to parse through them all if you know what you are doing.
Cheers everyone." o algo
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the old /qa/ is back
The 4cuck /qa/ board has been revived by site admins with the headline "/QA/ RETURNS SOYJAK.PARTY WON #PACKWATCH", admins also claim it's dedicated to basedjaks0.0022761162836105480x798
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MAIN DOMAIN IS BACK!
frogoogagoogas thought we lost it forever but its back0.009191x255
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poopson just got posted and it's OVER.
poopson just got posted and it's OVER.
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is finally out of office. (for good hopefully)
Mark Carney, an arguably worse version of Trudeau, has replaced him.
I hope xe loses the election in October.
TRUDEAU IS OUT
After 10 years of pure niggerhell, Justin the fagis finally out of office. (for good hopefully)
Mark Carney, an arguably worse version of Trudeau, has replaced him.
I hope xe loses the election in October.
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poopson will be posted in…
poopson will be posted in…
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also sorry mods i fucked up the post several times
KTLA said Nigger
KTLA has said Nigger, such a gemmy must be preservedalso sorry mods i fucked up the post several times
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The April Fool's joke had "kuz" and "max" pretending to take over the website and moved it to ib.kolyma.org. Furthermore, they were allegedly able to password reset kuz's KiwiFarms account to make it more believable. Later on, a fake but convincing "frootcord leak" was also created, as all Discord posts and accounts within the leak were real. Additionally, the lassiez-faire moderation that kuz was known for was brought over, causing the entire catalog to look the worst it has ever been, excluding possibly during the nightly raids of his early tenure.
The shlog also played into this, with DOLL stating he would distance the website from the 'party.
Despite soyteens believing they have high IQ, many users fully believed that the takeover was real, with the takeover lasting until April second at around 6:30 eastern time.
We also reached multiple ex-sharty users of power for comment.
An anonymous ex-KolymaNET employee said:
"No this is all fake, and also I lost control of all my accounts."
Soot said:
"stfu it's midterms rn"
Angeleno simply said:
"You're a fucking dumbass if you believe it this is what Republicans are known for also I can't find soylent at my Walmart anymore it's all Trump's fault."
Root responded with the following:
"I don't care you brat check this out I got exclusive access to Deel 7 watch before it's gone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBsm7Jqvl"
An attempt to reach max was also made, but an AI-Generated response with a paypal link was delivered instead.
As for now, an anonymous source reports that there is an ongoing VC in the frootcord which has mostly been the janitors laughing at everyone for the past 14 hours or so.
Soyjak.party pretends to be taken over by KolymaNET, most fall for it.
Following kuz not renewing any of his domains, sharty admins were able to pick up kolyma.org for one of the highest effort april fool's jokes since the site's inception.The April Fool's joke had "kuz" and "max" pretending to take over the website and moved it to ib.kolyma.org. Furthermore, they were allegedly able to password reset kuz's KiwiFarms account to make it more believable. Later on, a fake but convincing "frootcord leak" was also created, as all Discord posts and accounts within the leak were real. Additionally, the lassiez-faire moderation that kuz was known for was brought over, causing the entire catalog to look the worst it has ever been, excluding possibly during the nightly raids of his early tenure.
The shlog also played into this, with DOLL stating he would distance the website from the 'party.
Despite soyteens believing they have high IQ, many users fully believed that the takeover was real, with the takeover lasting until April second at around 6:30 eastern time.
We also reached multiple ex-sharty users of power for comment.
An anonymous ex-KolymaNET employee said:
"No this is all fake, and also I lost control of all my accounts."
Soot said:
"stfu it's midterms rn"
Angeleno simply said:
"You're a fucking dumbass if you believe it this is what Republicans are known for also I can't find soylent at my Walmart anymore it's all Trump's fault."
Root responded with the following:
"I don't care you brat check this out I got exclusive access to Deel 7 watch before it's gone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBsm7Jqvl"
An attempt to reach max was also made, but an AI-Generated response with a paypal link was delivered instead.
As for now, an anonymous source reports that there is an ongoing VC in the frootcord which has mostly been the janitors laughing at everyone for the past 14 hours or so.
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Trannies spam-reported the sharty as phishing
Whenever someone visits the site they get a phishing warning, which could also prevent newfags.01900x944
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Rising tensions between Nu-Kuzists and Frootists lead to a spam war
Roughly around the start of euromutt hours today, tensions between Froot loyalists and Nu-Kuzists rose dramatically. As for a brief primer on the two sides, Nu-Kuzists are those in favor of a greatly unrestricted /soy/, which is similar to what was seen for the April 1st event, and Frootists wish for /soy/ to remain as-is. Proper discussions and soyduels between both sides were observed, but formalities did not hold. Talks broke down, leading to a brutal spam war for control over the 'log. Nu-Kuzists declared that there would be 'Soyvil war 5', clashed brutally with anti-Kuz soyquote threads and third-party belligerents. Nu-Kuzists would eventually control a dominant share of the 'log and successfully wiped the catty within an hour. A janny was on the scene as the dust settled and banned the Nu-Kuzist spammer, leaving some troonslop and other rnca on the smoldering battlefield. Currently things are back to normal, but similar occurrences may happen as long as both sides continue to support their respective causes passionately.0.003580x465
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Ye, formerly Kanye west, has signed up for "Blacked"
Ye, formerly Kanye west, has signed up for "Blacked"
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https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/1jtt14c/today_i_told_someone_to_go_back_to_their_country/
the fags are racist now o algo
tldr- south asian nigga mocked a fag and his bottomfriend, he says a racist right-wing statement telling the jeet to go back to his country geggghttps://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/1jtt14c/today_i_told_someone_to_go_back_to_their_country/
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Schlog up for sale
Two namefags announcing that they're e-dating in the Shiwi has led to Froot putting up the entire blogging website, soyjak.blog, for sale.0.137889x892
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https://open.spotify.com/track/7kVrQ79jg4nd1r6H9CrmIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LsZt6z4_0I
Korn releases song about former soyjak.party admin Kuz
In a move that left the music world stunned, classic nu-metal band Korn has released a song, inspired and dedicated to, former soyjak.party owner Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov. When asked for a comment on the story, Kuz said "Эта пecня наcтoлькo тoчнo oтражаeт мoю жизнь, чтo я заплакал. Спаcибo, Джoнатан Дэвиc". Below is the link to the song in question on spotify and youtube:https://open.spotify.com/track/7kVrQ79jg4nd1r6H9CrmIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LsZt6z4_0I
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Klaus Schwab stepping down as World Economic Forums chair.
ITS OVER 'EENS NU WORLD ORDER IS OVER0.006523x194
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Some users and DOLL are planning to migrate to other forums/websites.
Soyjak Blog is selling
The blog is currently being sold by froot, officially separating itself from the official soysphere and becoming a splinter after 2 autistic niggers (Soyteen Liker and Meursault) started edating, MoonMetropolis seems to be the highest bidder and plans to "unrulecuck" the place by unbanning every single user who isnt a confirmed pedophile/foodist and getting rid of most rules.Some users and DOLL are planning to migrate to other forums/websites.
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Not posting pic because janny would delete
6666666 GET STOLEN BY POOPSON
The 6666666 GET has been stolen by poopsonNot posting pic because janny would delete
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Insider leaks info, Froot is selling the site to Lemon
Insider Nate Higgers has discovered that Froot is selling the 'arty to "Lemon". Small lemon cocks really won.0.2442524x651
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Coinslot is the 1000000 GET on /pol/, to no one's surprise
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Results of a recent Referendum indicate Froot will be sent to Jewish sleep away camp
Despite historically low turnout, with only 16 teens voting in the referendum, teens have overwhelmingly decided to send Froot to camp. It stands to be seen if Froot will respect the outcome of this referendum or if he will challenge it in court.0.001888x886
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https://www.al.com/news/2025/03/elon-musk-says-he-sold-x-to-his-own-company-for-33-billion.html
Elon Musk sold Xitter to his own company
Source:https://www.al.com/news/2025/03/elon-musk-says-he-sold-x-to-his-own-company-for-33-billion.html
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/soy/ gets hit with a circle cock disaster
A series of miss circle related disasters have hit the /soy/ log0.0011024x832
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Trump Sets Tariff Rate to 50% for Lesotho
Trump sets the highest tariff rate onto the Kingdom of Lesotho, home of the Jartycuck, to 50%, being the highest rate levied on April 2nd. Trump is reported as describing Lesotho as "[country] nobody had ever heard of".0.0061919x972
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New Soyjak Wiki interface imitating FANDOM wikis for April Fools
What do (you) think?0.005500x500
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Nothing ever happens
Many throught this would have been a fateful day for the sharty but in reality they were misled and it turned out to be the biggest nothing burger yet0.006600x664
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Boards locked, /mtv/ rebranded
Half an hour ago, most boards besides /soy/, /qa/, /mtv/, /pol/, and /q/ were locked and removed from the top bar. Large threads from many of the ACK'd boards were moved to /mtv/ which is now dedicated to general interests as well as media. Most users appear to like the change, but some are mourning the loss of /tech/.0.024255x244
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14 hours left, the end is near.
THE END IS NIGH
3.26.25.14 hours left, the end is near.
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‘Nu splinter being worked on
Soyjak.calm is a in-progress splinter being made on the Scratch platform. Like its name suggests, it is devoted to the posting of calmjaks. Suznetsov is the creator of soyjak.calm, along with Rowanjak. He has a 6th board plan that features /soy/, /pol/, /raid/, and /qa/ just incase both domains go down, but he hasn’t implemented that yet because he’s ip banned from Scratch in his home WiFi. What do you think of this, soyteens? Do you support the creation of a new /calm/ splinter or do you think it will be the jarty all over again? Let us know in the replies.0.0072000x1236
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ADAM SANDLER FUCKING WON
https://www.971theriver.com/news/trending/photos-scenes-set/GF6DVQHDZJDABEPI2YXUSTZP4Y/
HAPPY GILLMORE 2 IS HAPPENING
PHOTOS FROM THE SCENES OF HAPPY GILLMORE 2ADAM SANDLER FUCKING WON
https://www.971theriver.com/news/trending/photos-scenes-set/GF6DVQHDZJDABEPI2YXUSTZP4Y/
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THE TIMER ENDS, NOTHING HAPPENS
The timer that has been ticking down for months now has finally ended, causing mass panic across the Soysphere, but nothing happened.0.154500x500
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https://soyjak.st/giga5/index.html
9a0c brought /giga5/ back
HOLY BRAP ITS REALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!https://soyjak.st/giga5/index.html
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>>>/soy/11111111
FROOT ANOUNCES SHE IS A SLUT FOR SMALL LEMON COCK ON /SOY/
It's fucking real>>>/soy/11111111
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Failed Jewkrainian operation
Fall of Suzdha
https://meduza.io/en/feature/2025/03/12/ukraine-withdraws-from-sudzha-amid-russian-advance-in-kursk-regionFailed Jewkrainian operation
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THE TIMER WHICH WAS AT 4 DAYS AT THE TIME GOT REPLACED BY THE REAL TIME GCP DOT
THE DOT IS FLUCTUATING QUICKLY TOO0.0571170x663
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ALSO REPORTEDLY CONSIDERING LAUNCHING A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION INTO THE BLM RIOTS IN 2020, AND PROSECUTING THE CEO OF BLACK LIVES MATTER
TRUMP REPORTEDLY CONSIDERING PARDONING DEREK CHAUVIN
TRUMP REPORTEDLY CONSIDERING PRESIDENTIAL PARDONING DEREK CHAUVIN AND THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE GEORGE FLOYD EXPEDITIONALSO REPORTEDLY CONSIDERING LAUNCHING A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION INTO THE BLM RIOTS IN 2020, AND PROSECUTING THE CEO OF BLACK LIVES MATTER
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Mist Retires as janny
Due to personal reasons Mist steps down as janny, who will replace xim?0.006192x175
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TURKROACHES ARE STARTING TO PROTEST EVEN MORE
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ADMIN 6 IS COMING
(((IT'S OVER)))0.004558x747
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The dot replaces the /soy/ timer
what does this mean froot0.001359x67
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an ominous countdown appears on /soy/
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THE DOT WILL RAPE AND KILL US
timer gone, dot takes place
THE TIMER DISAPPEARS, THE DOT RETURNSTHE DOT WILL RAPE AND KILL US
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>>>>>Hello chudcels, today is international women's day, this means the following for this day:
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards women is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards AFAB folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards AMAB trans folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards enby folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards genderqueer folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards fem identifying folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards demigirl folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards femme folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards lesbian folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards butch folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards black female folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards birthing people who choose to be child-free is banned
>>>>>Take this as seriously as possible and help crush the patriarchy so that female-identifying can be uplifted.
>>>>>Black lives matter.
>>>>>Black bodies matter.
>>>>>Pregnancy-capable folks matter.
>>>>>Birthing bodies matter.
>>>>>Bonus holes matter.
>>>>>Uplift female identifying voices.
>>>>>Hello chudcels, today is international women's day, this means the following for this day:
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards women is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards AFAB folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards AMAB trans folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards enby folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards genderqueer folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards fem identifying folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards demigirl folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards femme folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards lesbian folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards butch folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards black female folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards birthing people who choose to be child-free is banned
>>>>>Take this as seriously as possible and help crush the patriarchy so that female-identifying can be uplifted.
>>>>>Black lives matter.
>>>>>Black bodies matter.
>>>>>Pregnancy-capable folks matter.
>>>>>Birthing bodies matter.
>>>>>Bonus holes matter.
>>>>>Uplift female identifying voices.
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Democracy abolished in one day
After just a day of the 'Direct Democracy Week' event, a poll calling for the end for the user-ruled has been passed through, ending it around 6 days before it's planned term.0.0171895x67
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Red returns to the sharty, banned and doxxed immediately
why is xhe so obsessed with us?0604x520
R: 12 / I: 5
My balls itch
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https://x.com/playboicarti/status/1900014438754738582
Carti announces that "I AM MUSIC" is dropping this Friday after a 3.5 year wait
Famous Georgian rapper Jordan Carter has announced that his 4th studio album, "I AM MUSIC" will be dropping this Friday.https://x.com/playboicarti/status/1900014438754738582
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/soy/ has been locked for 8 hours
/soy/ has had posting barred for 8 hours. The admins and jannies have left 'teens in the dark as to why this, but some assume it is an attempt to increase the pph of other boards, thereby increasing the value when froot sells it to the jews for sheckels.0.011001x823
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How TRQMP could niggerape rußianxueens and WHQTE Jartimir Braptin's bbcclitty (IT BRINGS HOPE)
https://thehill.com/opinion/5184738-trump-russian-economic-sanctions/0.021825x378
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replacing 'nate-higgers' with anything else in the URL enables the search feature
4cuck /qa/ is back
'teen accidentally unveils the underground bunker for 4chans /qa/ which is located in this website: https://animalia-life.club/qa/pictures/nate-higgers<readability space
replacing 'nate-higgers' with anything else in the URL enables the search feature
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q
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Im gonna explode
Im gonna explode
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Here is a footage caught on camera:
A frog went on a rampage
Supposed "killer Frog" was spotted on /soy/ and /pol/ killing newsоуs, he supposedly has affiliations with terrorist organization "Ribbit Rally" and also armed with 10mm Glock with a switch.Here is a footage caught on camera:
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Typical critics of Pepe say their hearts have grown soft after seeing thus, like and share ❤️
MUST-SEE: Cute video of Pepe and Buster
He is being described as being like as bouncing baby boy!Typical critics of Pepe say their hearts have grown soft after seeing thus, like and share ❤️
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'Sphere experiences yet another downtime
A yet another downtime was brought upon the sharty and no one was able to post yet again.0.0031024x1024
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URGENT NEWS
I WIPED MY COINSLOT TOO HARD AND IT HAD BLOOD….0.0011024x1024
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https://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/politics/2025/03/14/government-shutdown-averted-senate-advances-funding-bill/82419425007/
U.S. government almost shuts down for the 6 gorilionth time
Why does this raisin keep happeninghttps://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/politics/2025/03/14/government-shutdown-averted-senate-advances-funding-bill/82419425007/
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/lgbt/ ddos soyjak.st, irc and soybooru
for 10 minutes KEK i posted some gegerald bait and xhey said they would take it down for some months1982x1025
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AS WE CAN SEE, THIS SCUꬺBAG BEGAN RANDOꬺLY INTO A CROWD OF INNOCENT 'TEENS AND SHOT A POOR, INNOCENT, DEFENCELESS BABY!
DO NOT BELIEVE THIS "ꬺAN'S" ATTEꬺPT TO DECEIVE YOU INTO BELIEVING THIS WAS ACCIDENTAL, REꬺAIN VIGILANT AND BIGOTED TOWARDS THIS BEAST!
WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE, PREFERABLY THE FORꬺER.
CHILD ꬺURDERER ON THE LOOSE IN /soy/!
ATTENTION ALL 'TEENS! A SAVAGE DEꬺONIC CHILD ꬺURDERER IS ON THE LOOSE IN THE /soy/ BOARD!AS WE CAN SEE, THIS SCUꬺBAG BEGAN RANDOꬺLY INTO A CROWD OF INNOCENT 'TEENS AND SHOT A POOR, INNOCENT, DEFENCELESS BABY!
DO NOT BELIEVE THIS "ꬺAN'S" ATTEꬺPT TO DECEIVE YOU INTO BELIEVING THIS WAS ACCIDENTAL, REꬺAIN VIGILANT AND BIGOTED TOWARDS THIS BEAST!
WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE, PREFERABLY THE FORꬺER.
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SOURCE:
https://xcancel.com/PeteFlores_TX status/1900208755502960753
America makes lolicon illegal, cunnyfag seethe ensues
America has signed a law which bans all AI-generated 'p. This also notably includes all even non-AI animation and cartoons featuring 'p. All the replies are cunnyfags just coping and seethingSOURCE:
https://xcancel.com/PeteFlores_TX status/1900208755502960753 01904x1162
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There is also an raid thread on >>>/dem/55744
/qa/ reduced to two pages
/qa/ getting raped by janitors.There is also an raid thread on >>>/dem/55744
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Solomon Henderson
guys some black man did some valid stuff today0.1241280x720
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Gold won the election, retook /dem/
Gold won with 75% of the votes0.004750x1000
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i sharted on the sharty
i sharted on the sharty
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<NIGGER
post more cobson to r34 o algo
COBSON IS NUMBER 1 IN iCAME COUNT ON r34xxx
probably all chuds gooning to rapeson 'aping soytan o algo<NIGGER
post more cobson to r34 o algo
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Soyteens completely miss the 500,000,000 /pol/ GET
Normally, a raid thread would have been made for such a huge occasion, but since it was eurocuck hours nobody was online. Technically not a sharty loss, but we missed a huge opportunity to cause nuclear levels of seethe. There is still a glimmer of hope as the /x/ GET approaches, which is 43 hours away as of now.0.011661x595
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GEORGE FLOYD FOUND ALIVE AND FIGHTING IN RUSSIA
An image of a Russian soldier that appears to be George Floyd has begun circulating on the internet, it seems that he survived the fentanyl overdose and now he's fighting for the Russian Federation against Ukraine0.028830x856
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Toм Cruise 'NISHED froм posting on The Sharty
Due to a new rule passed via the Direct Deмocracy Week Event, faмous actor Toм Cruise, best known for the мovie Top Gun, has been prohibited froм posting on Soyjak Party. While 0 posts were confirмed to be posted by hiм on the Sharty yet, 'teens around the world can breathe a sigh of relief that they will never have to see any hypothetical coal the actor would've posted if he still had access to the site.01001x636
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antique 'arty telegraphs unveiled.
Some 'teen discovered his great-great-grandfather's concealed stockpile of antique telegraphs, demonstrating how 'teens, well, perhaps 'chaps, 'jakked by that time. You can see in the picture that a 'chap is wondering if his well-mannered caricature is a gem or not. It allows us to comprehend the extent of the sharty kulchur. And this further demonstrates how the sharty has an extended history than any other web-based community.0.008146x195
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<nigger
The 'ki was mostly unaffected, but it was impossible to log in, therefore making it impossible to edit anything, the irc presented no damages.
<nigger
This happened because the servers ran out of storage, according to the 'ki and randoms in the irc.
THE SOYSPHERE ACK'S ITSELF FOR 6 HOURS
All official soysphere sites were completely down for 6 hours, the 'ru and schlog completely inaccesible, the sharty was still able to be browsed, thoughbeit under complete lockdown.<nigger
The 'ki was mostly unaffected, but it was impossible to log in, therefore making it impossible to edit anything, the irc presented no damages.
<nigger
This happened because the servers ran out of storage, according to the 'ki and randoms in the irc.
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We have found the reason why (((the 'cord))) is blasphemed in the soysphere, it is created by a filthy (((jew))) named (((Jason Citron))), Who is an (((ashenkazi jew))). Just be aware, if you are installing or using the cord, you are using (((mossad))) spyware to collect on data on us soyteens and attempt to shut down the soysphere as a whole.
THE 'CORD IS MADE BY DA JOOZ
ATTENTION:We have found the reason why (((the 'cord))) is blasphemed in the soysphere, it is created by a filthy (((jew))) named (((Jason Citron))), Who is an (((ashenkazi jew))). Just be aware, if you are installing or using the cord, you are using (((mossad))) spyware to collect on data on us soyteens and attempt to shut down the soysphere as a whole.
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<reddit spacing
at the time this is posted a huge civil war consisting of offsiters chuddies and troons coming from r/all is currently in progress.
'teens managed to colonize r/WojakDrawings
an effort to inject the soyculture into reddit was done the last day of february, currently is being considered a WINcolonization since most of the natives of the 'dit are embracing the arts of 'jakification.<reddit spacing
at the time this is posted a huge civil war consisting of offsiters chuddies and troons coming from r/all is currently in progress.
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Naked Nate Won
Naked Nate Won0.004890x359
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The schlog and soybooru are down
The soyjak blog and the soybooru are currently down, their domains are currently not functioning, and there is not much info, but it's assumed it doesn't currently work.0.04375x409
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The schlog is down
The schlog is down currently, how brootal!0.015202x255
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Blabberson has been taking over /soy/ lately
Blabberson has been taking over /soy/ lately
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Influx of 4chan users on the sharty
Due to a temporary shutdown of famous imageboard and our former home, 4chan, the party has become a (hopefully) non-permament shelter for it's users.0.0281348x1080
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Soicacas make the first sharty band
Absolute brimstone raisin niggercoal noise band but its friggin historical o algo https://archive.is/dNLk601125x1499
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ROOT has passed away at age 42
His corpse has been found on a train track, most likely after being hit by a train.
His resting place is in Mumbai, India.
ROOT has passed away at age 42
His corpse has been found on a train track, most likely after being hit by a train.
His resting place is in Mumbai, India.
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>>>>>Making a thread on a different board to soyquote someone
>>>>>Making a thread on a different board to soyquote someone
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ANOTHER TOTAL SHARTY VICTORY WE CANNOT STOP WINNING
https://eientei.xyz/3/thread/999993#p1000000
/3/ GET: TOTAL /CACA/ VICTORY
Cacaboreans have achieved the GET on 4cuck's 3d modelling board.ANOTHER TOTAL SHARTY VICTORY WE CANNOT STOP WINNING
https://eientei.xyz/3/thread/999993#p1000000
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4chan is up and running now!
No announcements or statements have been made about its downtime yet.0.016167x192
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New drink was found by a 'teen: Spruke Punch
It's 1/3 Sprite, 1/3 fruit punch, and 1/3 Coca-Cola.0.094450x395
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225, Gold and Princess celestia, the three most voted candidates from the last election (when excluding) Trump and Stroheim) are the participants
Von Stroheim Resigns
Von Stroheim, the president of /dem/, has resigned in face of an almost-certain impeachment. Per the new constitution he had passed beforehand, a recall-election is now underway.225, Gold and Princess celestia, the three most voted candidates from the last election (when excluding) Trump and Stroheim) are the participants
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Fun Party candidate [VON STROHEIM] has won the election with a WOPPING 51.4% of the votes. [VON STROHEIM] is now the new president and will soon elect his cabinet and lead /dem/ in a new era. Donald J. Trump, a very popular candidate, dropped out after he was voted for the final 3 candidates to endorse [VON STROHEIM]. THIS IS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.
[VON STROHEIM] WINS /DEM/ ELECTION
CONGRATULATIONSFun Party candidate [VON STROHEIM] has won the election with a WOPPING 51.4% of the votes. [VON STROHEIM] is now the new president and will soon elect his cabinet and lead /dem/ in a new era. Donald J. Trump, a very popular candidate, dropped out after he was voted for the final 3 candidates to endorse [VON STROHEIM]. THIS IS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.
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Could this be a revelation or sign of things to come?
Shills paid by big salad have tried to invalidate this finding in >>>/soy/10121306
The face of Chud is revealed in a sandwich
While making a sandwich, I noticed that the slice of meat in it looks like Chudjak.Could this be a revelation or sign of things to come?
Shills paid by big salad have tried to invalidate this finding in >>>/soy/10121306
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A whxlesome hxmeless wxman named Ms. Troonella Ackermann died after xervalium estrogen was poisoned by bigoted chudcels who really need to get a life and stop being pissbabies, y'all.
>The death of a woman in Troon may have been caused by fake street valium it is feared.
>The 22-year-old’s body was found in homeless unit Succession House last Wednesday at 10am.
>She was pronounced dead at the Barassie Street scene by paramedics.
>Her death is not being treated as suspicious but it is believed could be linked to fake street valium according to police sources.
>CID officers combed the scene and removed evidence as part of the ongoing investigation.
A funeral will be held for xer at the Troon Town Clock. Bring your Nintendo 3DS and copies of Celeste. Xhe will be buried in the Troon Cemetery in South Ayrshire. RIP trans qveen ;-;
Troon dies in Troon
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/police-sources-fear-death-troon-8893232A whxlesome hxmeless wxman named Ms. Troonella Ackermann died after xer
>The death of a woman in Troon may have been caused by fake street valium it is feared.
>The 22-year-old’s body was found in homeless unit Succession House last Wednesday at 10am.
>She was pronounced dead at the Barassie Street scene by paramedics.
>Her death is not being treated as suspicious but it is believed could be linked to fake street valium according to police sources.
>CID officers combed the scene and removed evidence as part of the ongoing investigation.
A funeral will be held for xer at the Troon Town Clock. Bring your Nintendo 3DS and copies of Celeste. Xhe will be buried in the Troon Cemetery in South Ayrshire. RIP trans qveen ;-;
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With the announcement of this new film, there has only been one Drek sighting. All Drek settings are to be reported immediately.
Keep an eye on the banners, and keep it secret when you find it.
Brogres Unite For Shrek 5 Cast Announcement
The brogres of Shrekchan have invaded the illusive >>>/shrk/, returning in hordes to announce joy for their cult classic film. It has been 15 years since the previous release from the Shrek franchise, with Shrek 4 performing poorly, killing the franchise for some time.With the announcement of this new film, there has only been one Drek sighting. All Drek settings are to be reported immediately.
Keep an eye on the banners, and keep it secret when you find it.
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Black history Month is Over
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeiatOxCCcE
Badlandschugs aka Chugsjak NOOOTICES the sharty in his video
Badlandschugs referenced steam game "Gem Defenders: Soyjak Survivors" while chugging 2 liters of Sproke. His thumbnail consists of Chudjak holding a sproke can.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeiatOxCCcE
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>Uhhhh Hey I am going to protect Canada from drumpf and lower beer taxes or whatever.
<OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS JUST LIKE CANADIAN HITLER!!!!
Canadian rnca
Local crack addict Doug Ford wins overwhelming victory in Ontario provincial election, as the Progressive Conservative party takes over 80% of the McSeats or something>Uhhhh Hey I am going to protect Canada from drumpf and lower beer taxes or whatever.
<OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS JUST LIKE CANADIAN HITLER!!!!
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Soyentists recently discover chud was retarded
After a deep psychological analysis, Soyentists have discovered that Patrick Crusius (AKA The Original Chud) had and IQ of approximately 68, thus classifying him as a retard0.0041080x2172
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Sharty succumbs to spam
The spamfags have taken over. Hopefully muttGODS will save us.0.06802x1337
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Guys… I've been hearing something outside of my house in the woods for the past 3 days… I checked it at 11 AM this morning and saw what vaguely looked like a cross of a goat and person. Is this a weird prank, because this is actually making me nervous, I live in the middle of nowhere and the neighbors are all old people so I am just alone… any ideas on what to do? Mind the image, it's random
Guys… I've been hearing something outside of my house in the woods for the past 3 days… I checked it at 11 AM this morning and saw what vaguely looked like a cross of a goat and person. Is this a weird prank, because this is actually making me nervous, I live in the middle of nowhere and the neighbors are all old people so I am just alone… any ideas on what to do? Mind the image, it's random
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A rogue spammer spotted on /soy/, /qa/ and /nate/
As seen in his posts, he loves BBC. The fact of xim being a single person is not confirmed.0.0091500x1500
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Captain Coal has passed away
Captain Coal, also known as Captain Nigger, has been found dead after xe drowned in a lake in northern Lesotho, because as we know, niggers can’t swim. His funeral will be held on February 29th.0.0051163x851
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/BP/ BOARD SHUTS DOWN
The infamous petroleum board has been officially exploded, but we nusois our response?0.005410x424
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Coal Coal Coal
Fkin Coal because adobe kikes cant keep anti-aliasing on and institution dikes wont let me use other software0.006600x800
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The NASsacre is on full swing.
In February 19th, 2025. 9a0c has started moving and deleting any post deemed NAS. Many Soyteens have liked this desicion and even demanded more stuff such as spadeson banned too.0.0351517x326
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https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soot_Interview
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/10102985.html
SOOT RETURNS FOR A NEW Q&A
Soot replies to a 'een's email, saying he will conduct an interview over video.https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soot_Interview
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/10102985.html
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BREAKING NEWS: KUZ IS BACK
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My ass itches
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The golden era has come to an end.
GOLD IMPEACHED
The president of /dem/, Gold has been impeached after 190 people voted to kick him out of office.The golden era has come to an end.
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Devs accidentally make the sharty unusable for ~10 minutes
a dev added a script which made every post display "Content hidden" instead of any actual text0.002629x275
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P*RRY WILL GIVE YOU AIDS
SPROKE SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT P*RRY FACTORIES CONTAIN HIV AND AIDS IN THE COLA STREAM, DO NOT DRINK IT AND DRINK SPROKE INSTEAD0.048255x255
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As /dem/ has no written constitution,It is unclear what will happen now; whether someone else (possibly Vice-President Donald Trump) will take his place or whether early elections will be held.
Gold removed from power
Gold!, the president of /dem/, has been successfully impeached following a vote of no confidence in which impeach got 190 votes out of 69, while keep got 70.As /dem/ has no written constitution,It is unclear what will happen now; whether someone else (possibly Vice-President Donald Trump) will take his place or whether early elections will be held.
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Local American Juan Mcmutt had this to say:
>Uuhhh we lost or something?
>It's because we didn't care enough to send dejaunqantavious niggalicous the third to your stupid sports game. I only care about the Burger King bowl or whatever anyways
Amerimutts loose 4 nations face off
Team USA has lost a Hockey Tournament to team Canada.Local American Juan Mcmutt had this to say:
>Uuhhh we lost or something?
>It's because we didn't care enough to send dejaunqantavious niggalicous the third to your stupid sports game. I only care about the Burger King bowl or whatever anyways
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ATTENTION: New soda competitor just dropped (Perry)
A new Sproke/Samsry competitor has been developed in Pepsi's special soda labs. It is a mixture of Pepsi and Starry, the complete antithesis of Sproke. They've named it Perry in their latest press releases.0.0111080x2182
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Baraag.net is kill
Soyteens won0.001560x592
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/bp/ steals 10000000th GET on /soy/
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<Redditspace
They are attempting to make it into a colony by replacing the jannies and admin with soyteens and making it into a second soy site for the sharty.
<redditspace
The imageboard: https://trashchan.xyz/index.html
Soyteens create a sharty colony by conquering a French imageboard
Recently some soyteens raided a French imageboard and mainly the comfy board for banning soyjaks.<Redditspace
They are attempting to make it into a colony by replacing the jannies and admin with soyteens and making it into a second soy site for the sharty.
<redditspace
The imageboard: https://trashchan.xyz/index.html
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>>>/bp/ IS NOW LOCKED
its getting started0.086399x898
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furfags lose yet again
frogteens successfully BTFO'd furries on their own board, /bp/, by stealing the 40000 GET. mods have 48 hours to respond by making /bp/ oil ONLY, or by deleting the entire board.0.009474x474
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/bp/ 50,000th post was retaken by /soy/
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Kanye's Nazi Storefront Shut Down After 48 Hours
Kanye West releases 30-second Super Bowl commercial telling normies to go to yeezy.com. The only merchandise on the Shopify storefront is a singular shirt with a swastika on it. Not 48 hours after the release of the shirt, they shut the storefront down at around 8AM EST on 2/11.0800x600
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Soytan has been spotted in the protests that have started, following the president's announcement.
Romanian president resigns (soytan spotted at protests)
The Romanian president, Klaus Iohannis, has announced his resignation mere hours ago. The resignation comes in light of the cancelled election from November, due to Călin Georgescu being promoted by Kuz's bot network on tiktok or something.Soytan has been spotted in the protests that have started, following the president's announcement.
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3d modelers are required for the multiplayer arcade racing game, release date unknown.
IAScar Announced
Soyvelopers newest game, IAScar, has just been announced.3d modelers are required for the multiplayer arcade racing game, release date unknown.
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>This subreddit was banned due to a violation of Reddit's content policy against creating or repurposing a sub to reconstitute or serve the same objective as a previously banned or quarantined subreddit.
Froot's subreddit gets banned
>r/oldfrogcacas is banned>This subreddit was banned due to a violation of Reddit's content policy against creating or repurposing a sub to reconstitute or serve the same objective as a previously banned or quarantined subreddit.
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nigger
nigger
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jarty shutting down
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BREAKING NEWS: COBBLOX IS NOW REAL
On September 14th, 2024, an old Roblox clone by the name of "Hexagon" had gotten hacked to spam images of famous sharty star Cobson. This shocked many autistic old Robloxians who got traumatized due to the incident. If you see an incident like this again, report it to your local janny immediately.0415x707
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A GIANT BIBISI HAS BEEN SPOTED ON /SOY/!
At 9:00 am cst a giant BIBISI was spotted on /soy/ with scientists estimating its size to be over 20 inches. When questioned if Fundemantal paper education was a gem the BIBISI responded “Sheit nigga, I ain’t finna know about that crap”. Onlookers have held mixed reactions with some claiming the the BIBISI was “forced brimstone” while others thought the BIBISI was a gift from god and wished to pleasure it. As of now the BIBISI has been peaceful hanging around downtown /soy/ near the George Floyd super monument. That is all from Fox News.0680x680
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Name/tripcode/avatar fags, Kiwifarms-tier posts about shitposters, non-happenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting belong on >>>/nate/.
Past happenings: https://wiki.soyjak.party/Soyjak.party/Happenings
See how active Party boards are in real time: https://marge.moe/
Search soyjak.party: https://soyjak.party/search.php
Public 'nishments archive: https://soyjak.party/bans.php
How to access Froot's inbox and contact the mods: >>>/soy/6574068
soyjak.party Happenings Thread
ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit.Name/tripcode/avatar fags, Kiwifarms-tier posts about shitposters, non-happenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting belong on >>>/nate/.
Past happenings: https://wiki.soyjak.party/Soyjak.party/Happenings
See how active Party boards are in real time: https://marge.moe/
Search soyjak.party: https://soyjak.party/search.php
Public 'nishments archive: https://soyjak.party/bans.php
How to access Froot's inbox and contact the mods: >>>/soy/6574068
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) and >>>/lgbt/. Overall this is a pretty bad change. Also there are images of froot flowing around the sites background which is FUCKING ANNOYING KYS.
FROOT ADDS 113 BOARDS, USRES FURIOUS
Froot added 113 new boards (that nobody will use) and users are mad because they think he is ruining the site. IMO i think this is terrible since there are boards like >>>/p/ () and >>>/lgbt/. Overall this is a pretty bad change. Also there are images of froot flowing around the sites background which is FUCKING ANNOYING KYS. 0800x1500
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WHY DOES MY DICK ALWAYS GO TO THE LEFT SIDE???
WHY DOES MY DICK ALWAYS GO TO THE LEFT SIDE???
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GOLD becomes president of /dem/
Gold has become president of /dem/ with an overwhelming majority vote.0.0011080x1432
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Satoko's sister just got arrested
Satoko's sister just got arrested
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THE SHEMMY OFFICIALLY PULLS THE PLUG AND SHUTS DOWN
this, so much this.0.002753x465
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The Dallas Mavericks sent 25 year old superstar Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris to the LA Lakers. They received Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a first round draft selection in 2029.
Basketball expert Lebron James had the following to say:
>Sheit nigga, they done traded my big nigga AD? How tf am I supposed to ball now? This raisin is worse than the time I got called a bitch ass nigga by Donald Trump fr. At least dat white boy Luka is fire.
Luka Doncic Traded to the Lakers
Massive sports announcement that nobody cares about because 'teens don't go outsideThe Dallas Mavericks sent 25 year old superstar Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris to the LA Lakers. They received Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a first round draft selection in 2029.
Basketball expert Lebron James had the following to say:
>Sheit nigga, they done traded my big nigga AD? How tf am I supposed to ball now? This raisin is worse than the time I got called a bitch ass nigga by Donald Trump fr. At least dat white boy Luka is fire.
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The Superb Owl Is happening or something
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I ran out of bud
I ran out of bud
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Klaus Schwab absolutely nvkes /nate/
klaus schwab catty wiped /nate/ because theyre all niggers and got nates pph to 1200 geg0.064428x390
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I’m on the toilet at 6:41 am taking a raisin
Right now I’m pushing down hard but nothings coming out I’ll have to push hard0.1061280x720
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Trump bans trannies from women's sports
Trvmp ACKED troons from women's sports0.631888x2400
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Froot ## Soyjak.st Featuring Suba
Hello everyone. I’m Froot, President of Soyjak Party. Have you heard of Suba? Today I would like to announce a new collaborative project featuring Suba: Soyjak.st Featuring Suba. Suba exists in a board called /qa/. /qa/ enables you to post NAS coal. A character named Suba is one such coalpost. A great feature is you can namefag and attentionwhore on the board. I knew our talented Froot Dilation League could work together and create sharty killing brimstone. Soytan, Averi, Tama, Miss Circle, everyone! Brimstone coalposts have been created with the fantastic imagination of the niggers from all over BRAPzil. The challenge was successfully carried out, and this new collaborative site was produced. Based on Suba’s image, Soyjak.st changes its appearance. A lot of SMVs and 'Jaks produced by the Froot Dilation League are here. From the 'log to the threads, it looks very niggerlike; just like Suba. Once your coal is posted, have some fun with Suba! It comes with a social camera function, and you can take various poses, pictures of Suba: Very cool. And last, but not least, the live performance! Start the VC and have jeets and niggers join and the thread will turn into Canada. A live demonstration of the janny approval process produced by the Froot Dilation League! Here we go! Suba porn! Let’s goon to it, with Soyjak.st!0.631888x2400
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~ WARNING ~
This is a super sensitive subject and I will be coming out as transgender in this message. Anyone against this subject can be gone and be a disgusting person. I will accept no hate from anyone and will continue my life happily as a female.
~ Where it all starts ~
I was born a boy on January 10th 2003, a what so seemed happy, normal kid. But this is NOT the case. It all started when I was about 3/4 years old. I started to take great interest in my sister's clothes, dolls, and beautiful long blond hair. I was spanked and yelled at by my parents. I would cry so hard. I then stopped acting like a girl in front of my parents and started doing things while they weren't looking. School was really tough for me, I would hang out with the girls and I would use markers and color my nails. Years passed and I started to take interest in things such as shoes!!
I would go into my Mom's closet and while she was at the supermarket and while my sister was with her friends I decided to put on her heels and walk around the house and put on my sisters clothes. I would always make sure she left and was gone before I did it. When her grey range rover left the property I leaped and laughed and smiled. I ran like a cheetah up the walnut stairs and went into my mom's wardrobe. I would take the tallest pair and pretend I was a Victoria's Secret model. When I was 10 I decided to shave my legs with a shaver. It went perfectly well!!
My dad had caught me a couple times almost. While I was having a shower in the master suite I was wearing the heels and strutting around the closet. I didn't know he was going to open the door and do the trash can! He almost saw me I was in the closet and dropped the heels. He asked what I was doing in there as I slammed the door for zero evidence. I said ''Dada!! Don't walk in I'm changing in here!" I was shaking like crazy and locked the door.
I then started to wear a dot of my sister's nail polish on my thumb and just say that it was painted. Years passed again and I started to drop hints I want to be a girl. Like coming home crying saying that people said I was trying to be a girl. Walking on my tipping toes, the way I would go shopping and hold my bags, take interest in what my mom was buying with my sister on makeup websites.
~ Why I wanna transition ~
I get up out of my plush seat, my lushes hazel curls bounce in the air every strut. My heels clicking on the marble floor as my emerald green eyes gaze into the distance. I lightly tap on my blush on my soft peachy skin. I have dreamt of this for my whole live. It's time for me to express who I am and to me the person I have wanted to be. I want to be a female more than a drowning man wants air.
So, if all of you could be the amazing, supportive people I know you can be and accept me for who I have wanted to be my whole life. I have suffered and I will no longer suffer. I will be the beautiful, strong, slaying queen I know I can and WILL be.
No one will ever let me down and I am not going to listen to anyone who hates me. I have been depressed for too long and I will live life to the fullest.
Thank you.
Froot ##
Froot here, I would like to share a message with you all, I’ve been considering it for a long while and I hope you will accept me because this is who I am.~ WARNING ~
This is a super sensitive subject and I will be coming out as transgender in this message. Anyone against this subject can be gone and be a disgusting person. I will accept no hate from anyone and will continue my life happily as a female.
~ Where it all starts ~
I was born a boy on January 10th 2003, a what so seemed happy, normal kid. But this is NOT the case. It all started when I was about 3/4 years old. I started to take great interest in my sister's clothes, dolls, and beautiful long blond hair. I was spanked and yelled at by my parents. I would cry so hard. I then stopped acting like a girl in front of my parents and started doing things while they weren't looking. School was really tough for me, I would hang out with the girls and I would use markers and color my nails. Years passed and I started to take interest in things such as shoes!!
I would go into my Mom's closet and while she was at the supermarket and while my sister was with her friends I decided to put on her heels and walk around the house and put on my sisters clothes. I would always make sure she left and was gone before I did it. When her grey range rover left the property I leaped and laughed and smiled. I ran like a cheetah up the walnut stairs and went into my mom's wardrobe. I would take the tallest pair and pretend I was a Victoria's Secret model. When I was 10 I decided to shave my legs with a shaver. It went perfectly well!!
My dad had caught me a couple times almost. While I was having a shower in the master suite I was wearing the heels and strutting around the closet. I didn't know he was going to open the door and do the trash can! He almost saw me I was in the closet and dropped the heels. He asked what I was doing in there as I slammed the door for zero evidence. I said ''Dada!! Don't walk in I'm changing in here!" I was shaking like crazy and locked the door.
I then started to wear a dot of my sister's nail polish on my thumb and just say that it was painted. Years passed again and I started to drop hints I want to be a girl. Like coming home crying saying that people said I was trying to be a girl. Walking on my tipping toes, the way I would go shopping and hold my bags, take interest in what my mom was buying with my sister on makeup websites.
~ Why I wanna transition ~
I get up out of my plush seat, my lushes hazel curls bounce in the air every strut. My heels clicking on the marble floor as my emerald green eyes gaze into the distance. I lightly tap on my blush on my soft peachy skin. I have dreamt of this for my whole live. It's time for me to express who I am and to me the person I have wanted to be. I want to be a female more than a drowning man wants air.
So, if all of you could be the amazing, supportive people I know you can be and accept me for who I have wanted to be my whole life. I have suffered and I will no longer suffer. I will be the beautiful, strong, slaying queen I know I can and WILL be.
No one will ever let me down and I am not going to listen to anyone who hates me. I have been depressed for too long and I will live life to the fullest.
Thank you.
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>>>/soy/9814874
Freddy Kreuger and his cult threatens to kill all Soyteens
Freddy and his fans have made a thread on >>>/soy/ threatening all 'teens that if it gets slid, he will appear in their dreams and kill them.>>>/soy/9814874
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>Do we even know, who is this Evan… person or website?
HACKER KNOWN AS EVAN STEALS /SOY/ 9777777
CHUD NEWS NETWORK BREAKING REPORT>Do we even know, who is this Evan… person or website?
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This is viewed as a reflection of the new (?(?(?Admin?)?)?)'s vision; along with this democratization, the unbanning of VPNs has been heralded by 'teen as a sign of a brighter future for the sharty as a whole.
And now to (((the adverts)))…
SHARTY FIRST ELECTIONS CYCLE TO BEGIN SOON
In a more recent development the soyjak.party board >>>/dem/ is expected to begin voting a new head-of-board in 2 days from the moment this post is published. Election (((experts))) forecast a high turnout as this is the first elections cycle for the party.This is viewed as a reflection of the new (?(?(?Admin?)?)?)'s vision; along with this democratization, the unbanning of VPNs has been heralded by 'teen as a sign of a brighter future for the sharty as a whole.
And now to (((the adverts)))…
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9696969 GET HAS BEEN MADE
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Elon Musk has thrown the Nazi salute TWICE in a row on stage
Is he a chud?0.007775x849
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VPNs finally allowed on the sharty
One of the best days for the 'party since the pedocaust, they won't like this0.003192x192
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VPNS do NOT work don’t attempt using them!!!!
After careful (((peer-reviewed))) studies (trust the science) It has been concluded that VPNS in fact do NOT work and trying to use a VPN will get you RAPED by jannies.0.595265x360
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I fell asleep while watching a half life 2 iceberg
I fell asleep while watching a half life 2 iceberg
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The 'log calls for coal with a chance of brimstone
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NIGCEL SHARTY SHOOTER
a (literal)nigger from the sharty shot up his school in Antioch Tennessee0.002800x800
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Kilauea episode 6 ends.
Those eruptive episodes keep getting weaker and sloggier.
Kilauea episode 6 ends.
Those eruptive episodes keep getting weaker and sloggier.
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>sudden influx of gems on the 'ru
'jakkers are we healing? Did the white supremacists negro make us realize how lame and gaythis heccing Nazi chuddy larp really was?
>sudden influx of gems on the 'ru
'jakkers are we healing? Did the white supremacists negro make us realize how lame and gaythis heccing Nazi chuddy larp really was?
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>FUCKING ZOOMER NEWFAG WOAHJACK SPAMMERS GTFO MY DESU OLDGOD SITE!!1 THIS IS A TRANIME WEBSITE
<geeeeeg, 4cuck oldtroon millennial is Mindbroken over soyGODs again
^blud what are these goofy ahh incomprehensible soyboy woahjacks in Ohio 💀
<KYS Z̶o̶o̶m̶e̶r̶ NEWFAG XITTER IMMIGRANT GTFO OF MY GEMERALD SITE!1! THIS IS A SOYJAK WEBSITE
>FUCKING ZOOMER NEWFAG WOAHJACK SPAMMERS GTFO MY DESU OLDGOD SITE!!1 THIS IS A TRANIME WEBSITE
<geeeeeg, 4cuck oldtroon millennial is Mindbroken over soyGODs again
^blud what are these goofy ahh incomprehensible soyboy woahjacks in Ohio 💀
<KYS Z̶o̶o̶m̶e̶r̶ NEWFAG XITTER IMMIGRANT GTFO OF MY GEMERALD SITE!1! THIS IS A SOYJAK WEBSITE
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FIVE NIGHTS AT COBSONS FINALLY RELEASED
On Monday the long awaited spine tengeling A24 horror experience FNAC has been released0.0012250x2850
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Inauguration of Trvmp
Donald John Trvmp becomes the 47th president today, becoming the second president to serve two non-consecutive turns. The inauguration can be watched but it has many SNCA namefags showing up for some reason before the orange man shows up.0.001331x385
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>An Australian father considered one of the world's worst paedophiles has received a mammoth jail sentence for raping toddlers alongside his depraved Filipina girlfriend as part of a child abuse ring.
>Scully sold videos of his disgusting crimes for up to $10,000 to American, German and Brazilian men on the Dark Web.
>One victim was a child whose body was found buried under the floorboards of a house rented by Scully in Surigao.
>The first conviction of Scully and his then live-in girlfriend, Carme Ann Alvarez, came in 2018, when the pair were sentenced to life imprisonment.
>Alvarez was believed to have become Scully's girlfriend when she was a 14-year-old prostitute.
>She offered food and shelter to young girls whom Scully raped and tortured and made to wear dog collars and chains.
>Alvarez eventually led Filipino police to an apartment where an 11-year-old was buried.
>In the Philippines Scully set up debauched cybersex businesses, filming teenage girls and children from poor families having sex or being forced to.
>One such film, titled Daisy's Destruction, caused prosecutors to break down in tears after they discovered it.
>The video was alleged to show a baby girl being tied upside down by her feet, sexually assaulted and bashed repeatedly.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11407445/Australian-paedophile-Peter-Scully-gets-129-years-jail-Philippines.html
DAISY’S DESTRUCTION MAKER JAILED FOR 129 YEARS
>An Australian father considered one of the world's worst paedophiles has received a mammoth jail sentence for raping toddlers alongside his depraved Filipina girlfriend as part of a child abuse ring.
>Scully sold videos of his disgusting crimes for up to $10,000 to American, German and Brazilian men on the Dark Web.
>One victim was a child whose body was found buried under the floorboards of a house rented by Scully in Surigao.
>The first conviction of Scully and his then live-in girlfriend, Carme Ann Alvarez, came in 2018, when the pair were sentenced to life imprisonment.
>Alvarez was believed to have become Scully's girlfriend when she was a 14-year-old prostitute.
>She offered food and shelter to young girls whom Scully raped and tortured and made to wear dog collars and chains.
>Alvarez eventually led Filipino police to an apartment where an 11-year-old was buried.
>In the Philippines Scully set up debauched cybersex businesses, filming teenage girls and children from poor families having sex or being forced to.
>One such film, titled Daisy's Destruction, caused prosecutors to break down in tears after they discovered it.
>The video was alleged to show a baby girl being tied upside down by her feet, sexually assaulted and bashed repeatedly.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11407445/Australian-paedophile-Peter-Scully-gets-129-years-jail-Philippines.html
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Through the infinite wisdom of Froot and jannies, they have decided to allow gempass users to see IPs of posters. One malicious actor or one fed is all it takes for your life to be completely ruined. My only guess is that Froot wants to accelerate the downfall of the sharty so he made this feature to make PPH plummet. Stay safe 'eens
GEMPASS USERS CAN SEE IPS
CEASE POSTING WITHOUT A VPN IMMEDIATELYThrough the infinite wisdom of Froot and jannies, they have decided to allow gempass users to see IPs of posters. One malicious actor or one fed is all it takes for your life to be completely ruined. My only guess is that Froot wants to accelerate the downfall of the sharty so he made this feature to make PPH plummet. Stay safe 'eens
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The victims of the shooting include Miss circle and several others that I can't be assed to add.
We visited his mother, Nighlydislike Higgers to interview her and her thoughts on his son's actions, "He was a bit strange, talking about how vegetables cause porn addiction. He would call me things such as an obsessed cord mom, whatever the hell that meant".
The FPE community is mourning the victims of the shooting and will be hosting a vigil this Sunday night at 8pm.
==+=DOCTOS THEY SHOT UP PAPER SCHOOL=+==
On Thursday, September 26, 2024, a teenager named Nathaniel Higgers went on to shoot and kill several students and staff members, it took approximately 14 minutes for him to kill them and reports from onlookers say he was yelling obscene phrases such as "KILL YOURSELF OBSESSED PEDO TRANNY FPE WILL NEVER BE SHARTY CULTURE" while doing so.The victims of the shooting include Miss circle and several others that I can't be assed to add.
We visited his mother, Nighlydislike Higgers to interview her and her thoughts on his son's actions, "He was a bit strange, talking about how vegetables cause porn addiction. He would call me things such as an obsessed cord mom, whatever the hell that meant".
The FPE community is mourning the victims of the shooting and will be hosting a vigil this Sunday night at 8pm.
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>tldr school shooter Solomon Henderson who was supposedly affiliated with our site could be a falseflagger
<GODdit spacing
Screenshot of a deleted thread because I'm a selfish little nigger
>tldr school shooter Solomon Henderson who was supposedly affiliated with our site could be a falseflagger
<GODdit spacing
Screenshot of a deleted thread because I'm a selfish little nigger
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I have successfuly transplanted BBC.
I now have a BBC and a BWC.0.001634x763
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/21/ross-ulbricht-silk-road-trump-pardon
Ross Ulbricht is free
Ross Ulbricht, owner of the Darknet black market Silk Road, has been pardoned, as per Trump's promise at the Libertarian rally prior to his presidency.https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/21/ross-ulbricht-silk-road-trump-pardon
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BREAKING - SHARTY SERVERS WILL EXPLDE IN T-12 HOURS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!0.008762x772
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>Nothing has happened tho
BREAKING NEWS
THE FIRST EVER SHARTY SCHOOL SHOOTER IS BLACK ARYAN AND THIS MAY BE THE END OF EVERYTHING>Nothing has happened tho
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NOTHING IS OUT OF THE ORDINARY!
Breaking News!
BREAKING NEWS!NOTHING IS OUT OF THE ORDINARY!
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soytan feet
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Early reports have discovered a telegram channel run by a mysterious han race supremacist only known as ‘Ricehan’, and a diffuse and sophisticated ‘jakking culture. Nigger OP has also hinted at the existence of a 900 PPH chinese imageboard supposedly named ‘niminxa’ although failed to provide working links.
Soyteens on the thread have expressed the sentiment that this foreign style of ‘jakking holds immense gemmy potential, potentially offering a breakthroughmerald in the art of gemcrafting.
Contact, however, has not been established yet. A few brave chuds are now attempting to infiltrate the chinese website ‘bilibili’ in hopes of cultural exchange, while others look to contact the elusive Ricehan.
The future looks bright for the Sharty. Gemmy, even.
First bilibili gemerald discovered: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1xk6wYWENF/
Ricehan’s telegram channel: https://t.me/ricehan
Current thread (it’s still alive get in here): https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/9588434
Chinese Soysphere discovered
In a stunning development, chuds on /soy/ discovered an active and thriving soy posting empire hidden on the chinese side of the internet.Early reports have discovered a telegram channel run by a mysterious han race supremacist only known as ‘Ricehan’, and a diffuse and sophisticated ‘jakking culture. Nigger OP has also hinted at the existence of a 900 PPH chinese imageboard supposedly named ‘niminxa’ although failed to provide working links.
Soyteens on the thread have expressed the sentiment that this foreign style of ‘jakking holds immense gemmy potential, potentially offering a breakthroughmerald in the art of gemcrafting.
Contact, however, has not been established yet. A few brave chuds are now attempting to infiltrate the chinese website ‘bilibili’ in hopes of cultural exchange, while others look to contact the elusive Ricehan.
The future looks bright for the Sharty. Gemmy, even.
First bilibili gemerald discovered: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1xk6wYWENF/
Ricehan’s telegram channel: https://t.me/ricehan
Current thread (it’s still alive get in here): https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/9588434
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SHARTY COLONIZES QUORA
The Marge website known as Quora.com has been successfully colonized by the Sharty. Soyteens reached mod and admin positions on several Quora spaces with tebs of thousands of followers, one having 70k, and BTFOd all the trannies.0.01255x170
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My boyfriend who browses the sharty ghosted me about three weeks ago
I still have yet to recover.0.0011530x1092
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>decide to visit my favorite imageboard while all comfy
>site is erupted into chaos, jannyjaks everywhere, mass reply spammers, bbc spammers, and soiduelers nvking every thread
>mustard is seething in random threads with capcode
>and seething in the IRC
>moves 5500 threads around, sometimes to multiple boards
>moves an innocent IAS
>writes out sootbait-tier reeing in >>>/q/
>xe stickies a link to https://soyjak.st/rules.html in thrembillion point font and then picrel (all caps btw)
>later on xe stickies cobsontalks spam
>rest of the jannies are left wondering wtf just happened
>Woah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP bots.
Mustard has a schizo attack
>wake up>decide to visit my favorite imageboard while all comfy
>site is erupted into chaos, jannyjaks everywhere, mass reply spammers, bbc spammers, and soiduelers nvking every thread
>mustard is seething in random threads with capcode
>and seething in the IRC
>moves 5500 threads around, sometimes to multiple boards
>moves an innocent IAS
>writes out sootbait-tier reeing in >>>/q/
>xe stickies a link to https://soyjak.st/rules.html in thrembillion point font and then picrel (all caps btw)
>later on xe stickies cobsontalks spam
>rest of the jannies are left wondering wtf just happened
>Woah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP bots.
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TIKTOK HAS BEEN UNBANNED IN THE US
did xhey returned it o algo.0.532801270484921900x2776
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Day at the farm
Day at the farm
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Poop
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He's back
Donald Trump has been inaugurated as the 47th president of the United States.0.0271059x929
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Burkina Faso opens a $12 million dollar tomato factory
In Burkina Faso, President Ibrahim Traore is spearheading the development of an $8 million tomato processing facility, with an aim to transform the country's agricultural sector. Despite producing 290,000 tons of tomatoes in 2021, the country faces challenges with a considerable amount of its harvest exported to Ghana and losses due to perishability. Due to most of the country's economy being agricultural, the factory should bring a large number of jobs to local families, and reduce reliance on imported goods.0.009393x351
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SOYNEWS EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW:
[CHUD#176]:To see such innapropiate comments from squirreljak himself really puts into question who we should allow into our community
[EDUARDO ALIAS "KUZ"):i dont see anything wrong with what squirreljak has done i think people should stop overeacting
[GEORGE FLOYD]:MAN THESE PEPLO FUCKED UP IN THE HEADMAN I COULDNT BREATHE FROM SEEING MY IDOL DOING THIS
Famous Rapper Squirreljak found gooning to underage characters on pixiv
SQUIRRELJAK ENTHUSIASTS ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE IN TOTAL SHOCK TO THIS UNPRECEDENTED REVELATIONSOYNEWS EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW:
[CHUD#176]:To see such innapropiate comments from squirreljak himself really puts into question who we should allow into our community
[EDUARDO ALIAS "KUZ"):i dont see anything wrong with what squirreljak has done i think people should stop overeacting
[GEORGE FLOYD]:MAN THESE PEPLO FUCKED UP IN THE HEADMAN I COULDNT BREATHE FROM SEEING MY IDOL DOING THIS
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TIKTOK HAS BEEN OFFICIALY BANNED IN THE US
gemstones all along.0.049854x480
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The Nintendo Switch 2 has been announced
After nearly 8 years, the much-anticipated Nintendo Switch 2 is ready to hit the zog market. This coincides with the creation of soyak in the same year; one could argue that we've come full circle, and that the swede will rise from his grave and make a gemerald so glittering that it will usher in a new golden age for the sharty.0.11242x1203
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>sharty is kill
<no
Where were you when sharty is kill?
I was in /bp/ gooning to mare when phone ring>sharty is kill
<no
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its confirmed that the counter is when the sharty will shut down
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California is burning to hell
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FDA BANS RED DYE NO. 3
the food and drug administration has banned the use of red dye no. 3, a petroleum based food dye which was prevalent in many goyslop food products. the ban could be connected to RFK jr, as he made a video talking about goyslop and how it contributed to the amerimutt obesity crisis.0.006229x250
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I hacked shoyjak.party
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https://variety.com/2025/film/news/david-lynch-dead-director-blue-velvet-twin-peaks-1236276106/
David Lynch just killed himself
His peanuts went sour or somethinghttps://variety.com/2025/film/news/david-lynch-dead-director-blue-velvet-twin-peaks-1236276106/
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Is Nikocado Avocado trooning out?
Nikocado Avocado recently shared a video from a hospital titled "which gender should I change to?" While many 'teens consider this as a satirical video, given that he has previously pulled stunts comparable to this. While the other 'teens are completely devastated, there are reports that some 'teens have already begun to delete their coinslot folders. 'Cado has always been semi-present in the Sharty culture due to its rich history dating back to the Qway; trooning out means entirely ruining his legacy and memory in the soysphere. The reports are still fresh, and we're just hoping that he's two steps ahead again.0.001225x224
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It burns when i pee
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Welcome to >>>/news/.
/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.
Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.
Topics areunrestricted and can be anything from global news or just soysphere news, as long as it is notable.
Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.
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Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.