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FLINT AND STEEL
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WATER BUCKET ! RELEASE !
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Is this the thread? Seems there was a little confusion this morning. Nevertheless,
*AHEM*
>"Harry, I must confess that I haven't been completely honest with you."
"About what, Professor Dumbledore?"
>"About the Unforgiveable Curses. You see, there aren't just three of them, but four; only a handful of wizards throughout history have known about the fourth."
"Does Voldemort know?"
>"No, thank goodness. I can only imagine the horrors he would wrought, did he know."
"And what is this fourth curse?"
Dumbledore turned to Harry, his brow furrowed.
>"Bussymus Maximus; also known as the Tranny Curse."
"What does it do?"
>"The curse takes the freshest of young men and distorts them into something… tempting."
"Tempting?"
Dumbledore nodded.
>"Would you care for a demonstration? ACCIOUS MALFOY!"
Draco Malfoy suddenly appeared before the two, completely naked.
"Wha-" Malfoy sputtered, a confused expression on his face. "What is this?!"
>"A demonstration."
Dumbledore pointed his wand at Malfoy.
>"BUSSYMUS MAXIMUS!"
Malfoy's thighs and ass suddenly began to balloon outward, growing plumper by the second. His penis soon became hidden by exorbitant amount of fat now present beneath his torso.
"I-" Malfoy stammered, "I don't understand..!"
"Fascinating," whispered Harry.
>"Brace yourself, Draco.
"For what?!" screamed Malfoy.
>"For the grand finale."
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Dumbledore closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
>"Delicious."
Dumbledore bellowed violently calmly as gentle as a screen door in a hurricane
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BIG OL RED ONES
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C-C-C-CHICKEN
J-J-J-JOCKEY
STEVE'S CHICKEN JOCKEY IT'S FUNNY AS HELL
OOH LIL JANNY NOW YOU'RE RINGING THE BELL
CUTE AND FUNNY, NOW YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH
OOH SUPER TRENDY, IT'S A raisinPOST ATTACK
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>C-C-C-CHICKEN
>J-J-J-JOCKEY
>STEVE'S CHICKEN JOCKEY IT'S FUNNY AS HELL
>OOH LIL JANNY NOW YOU'RE RINGING THE BELL
>CUTE AND FUNNY, NOW YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH
>OOH SUPER TRENDY, IT'S A raisinPOST ATTACK
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>CHICKEN JOKEY
Pedophile