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Tim Walz demands Snickers brings back the "vein" Chud 04/29/25 (Tue) 22:23:56 №7471 [Quote]

April 30, 2025 — St. Paul, MN
Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has publicly called on Snickers to restore a beloved feature of the candy bar: the iconic chocolate "vein" that once adorned its top.

In a lighthearted yet passionate plea posted on social media Tuesday, Walz wrote, "Bring back the vein. It's what made Snickers look like Snickers." His post quickly gained traction, sparking a wave of nostalgic support from fans of the classic candy bar design.

The chocolate "vein" — a rippled swirl across the top of the bar — was quietly removed in recent redesigns, much to the dismay of long-time consumers. Mars, Inc., the maker of Snickers, has yet to respond to the governor's comments.

Chud 04/29/25 (Tue) 22:30:21 №7472 [Quote]

Chew you havisfaction a singlelicous satisfact to snack that up?

Chud 04/29/25 (Tue) 22:56:49 №7476 [Quote]

>>7472
Your chompointment to satisfema shgood be satisfinalized withindulge the cheweek, I've caramalready feastgussed the caramelatter with the snackator

Chud 04/29/25 (Tue) 23:57:24 №7479 [Quote]

Addicted to BBC award

Chud 04/30/25 (Wed) 01:50:10 №7488 [Quote]

I like how he gives more of a raisin about a dick vein in a chocolate bar than fixing his state

Chud 04/30/25 (Wed) 02:29:02 №7489 [Quote]

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>>7471 (OP)
I agree, they should bring back the vein

Chud 04/30/25 (Wed) 02:36:44 №7490 [Quote]

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Chud 04/30/25 (Wed) 03:37:11 №7493 [Quote]

i - Informational

Chud 04/30/25 (Wed) 07:39:47 №7499 [Quote]

Veinny 🤤

Chud 04/30/25 (Wed) 08:03:40 №7501 [Quote]

soul vs soulless bibisi

Chud 04/30/25 (Wed) 08:27:00 №7502 [Quote]

Tim Walz craves the big black vein.

Chud 04/30/25 (Wed) 09:42:05 №7503 [Quote]

This raisin sucks how am I going to eat BBC now?

Chud 04/30/25 (Wed) 12:30:06 №7506 [Quote]

>>7471 (OP)
Weren't the waves always there?

Chud 04/30/25 (Wed) 13:36:38 №7508 [Quote]

SNIGERS

Chud 04/30/25 (Wed) 16:11:01 №7515 [Quote]

Bibisi candy

Chud 04/30/25 (Wed) 16:50:25 №7517 [Quote]

nah fam they should add yellow m&ms incrusted in the chocolate instead

Chud 04/30/25 (Wed) 18:16:37 №7518 [Quote]

veiny ahh dih

Chud 04/30/25 (Wed) 19:19:34 №7520 [Quote]

This would explain why he lives in Little Somalia.

Chud 04/30/25 (Wed) 19:57:01 №7521 [Quote]

LMAO they akchtually quit the vein.

Fucking niggers

Chud 05/01/25 (Thu) 00:49:35 №7527 [Quote]

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>according to science

Chud 05/01/25 (Thu) 07:55:14 №7533 [Quote]

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>>7527
I heckin love science

Chud 05/01/25 (Thu) 16:24:43 №7538 [Quote]

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>>7527
The scientist in question:

Chud 05/02/25 (Fri) 11:25:27 №7579 [Quote]

it’s true what they say, OPs mom chewed my fucking dick clean off when she saw how veiny it was. i’m suing you’re entire generation for damages

Chud 05/02/25 (Fri) 13:21:40 №7583 [Quote]

i like Candy because it tastes Good What Candy Do you guys Like

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 01:10:30 №7600 [Quote]

My gf loves my veiny dick

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 09:05:06 №7606 [Quote]

faggot

Chud 05/03/25 (Sat) 23:30:22 №7620 [Quote]

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>>7583

I like butterfingers, cadbury's milk, ghirardelli, almond roca dark chocolate

Chud 05/04/25 (Sun) 19:50:35 №7643 [Quote]

>>7488
these commies deserve nothing but rope

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