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Following kuz not renewing any of his domains, sharty admins were able to pick up kolyma.org for one of the highest effort april fool's jokes since the site's inception.

The April Fool's joke had "kuz" and "max" pretending to take over the website and moved it to ib.kolyma.org. Furthermore, they were allegedly able to password reset kuz's KiwiFarms account to make it more believable. Later on, a fake but convincing "frootcord leak" was also created, as all Discord posts and accounts within the leak were real. Additionally, the lassiez-faire moderation that kuz was known for was brought over, causing the entire catalog to look the worst it has ever been, excluding possibly during the nightly raids of his early tenure.

The shlog also played into this, with DOLL stating he would distance the website from the 'party.

Despite soyteens believing they have high IQ, many users fully believed that the takeover was real, with the takeover lasting until April second at around 6:30 eastern time.

We also reached multiple ex-sharty users of power for comment.
An anonymous ex-KolymaNET employee said:
"No this is all fake, and also I lost control of all my accounts."
Soot said:
"stfu it's midterms rn"
Angeleno simply said:
"You're a fucking dumbass if you believe it this is what Republicans are known for also I can't find soylent at my Walmart anymore it's all Trump's fault."
Root responded with the following:
"I don't care you brat check this out I got exclusive access to Deel 7 watch before it's gone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBsm7Jqvl"
An attempt to reach max was also made, but an AI-Generated response with a paypal link was delivered instead.

As for now, an anonymous source reports that there is an ongoing VC in the frootcord which has mostly been the janitors laughing at everyone for the past 14 hours or so.

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you're telling me froot allowed raisinl*ta and other pedophilic threads to stay up just to "own kuz"?

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told you so!

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so did they ban everyone that posted pedoraisin during that time after or

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to be honest it was somewhat better because it was easier to access catalogue view

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pedonigger "april fools" event that lasted two days because it wasn't even an april fools joke

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>all Discord posts and accounts within the leak were real

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>>3863
my retarded ass thought it couldn't be fake because froot surely wouldn't stoop that low
well done, frQQt! you really subverted my expectations by unbanning irl children being raped as a joke!

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the only irl children being raped I saw during the event before I left out of fear was a DNB with Cobson dancing

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>>3870
If I'm not mistaken, no actual irl children being raped was posted fortunately.

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>>3872
there was irl children being raped immediately after it was swapped over and it stayed up for a couple hours

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>>3874
yep I saw it too. Frootcord needs to be dealt with.

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only retards would believe this raisin was real

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>>3876
i guess im retarded

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>>3860 (OP)
Orange hands typed this. Dark-kuz won and the /soy/ log was the gemmiest it's been since I first started using the site.

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Allowing 'Lita and mass gay porn to epicly prank the chuds

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fake news nobody fell for it, it was all a larp

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nobody fell for it

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Let literal pedophiles on the site as part of an April fools joke award

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>be froot
>be old pedo
>allow irl children being rapedon the sharty to fuel your thinly veiled lita fetish
>allow racebait and other degenerate pedophile garbage
>le epic frqqt win!
yep, this is the gem that owned kuz and the stupid heckin "high iq teens"

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>>3884
video related

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nobody fell for it

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Aout has 90IQ award

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the reason everyone fell for it was because it lasted until april second, fuck froot

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kek

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We did NOT fall 4 dat shi unc 💀💀💀

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>>3885
fucking geg

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>>3870
kek so all the drawn irl children being raped on the log that everybody blamed kuz for was actually froot allowing it to stay up

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>lassiez-faire

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why did blud conjugue that verb in the imparfait [skull][skull][skull][skull][skull][skull][skull][skull][skull]

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heccin epic april fools prank evendoe it lasted 2 days and allowed people to post irl children being raped on the 'arty

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