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Is Nikocado Avocado trooning out? Chud 01/12/25 (Sun) 23:58:05 №2470 [Quote]

Nikocado Avocado recently shared a video from a hospital titled "which gender should I change to?" While many 'teens consider this as a satirical video, given that he has previously pulled stunts comparable to this. While the other 'teens are completely devastated, there are reports that some 'teens have already begun to delete their coinslot folders. 'Cado has always been semi-present in the Sharty culture due to its rich history dating back to the Qway; trooning out means entirely ruining his legacy and memory in the soysphere. The reports are still fresh, and we're just hoping that he's two steps ahead again.

Chud 01/13/25 (Mon) 03:20:30 №2473 [Quote]

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I can’t wait for him to ACK himself if he troons out.

Chud 01/13/25 (Mon) 03:32:37 №2474 [Quote]

He is going to identify as prolapsed/blown out.

Chud 01/13/25 (Mon) 04:21:16 №2475 [Quote]

what years of goyslop does to a brain

Chud 01/13/25 (Mon) 05:39:20 №2477 [Quote]

This will either save the sharty or kill it- it is yet to be seen.

Chud 01/13/25 (Mon) 05:46:25 №2478 [Quote]

>>2470 (OP)
Oh my fucking god

Chud 01/13/25 (Mon) 06:20:35 №2479 [Quote]

new soyical arts incoming

Chud 01/13/25 (Mon) 06:25:32 №2480 [Quote]

>>2477
What is certain, is that this will forever change the face of the party.

Chud 01/13/25 (Mon) 06:45:26 №2481 [Quote]

https://www.x1entertainment.com/twostepsahead

Xe's doing a tour, how can we raid it?

Chud 01/13/25 (Mon) 07:45:41 №2482 [Quote]

Whatever will fix his crusty anus and rattlesnake looking limpy dick.

Chud 01/13/25 (Mon) 10:04:19 №2483 [Quote]

he put up emojis of my favourite gender, niggers. he's baiting

Chud 01/13/25 (Mon) 10:20:09 №2484 [Quote]

>>2473
HE MUST ACK MOOOOOODS

Chud 01/13/25 (Mon) 18:23:15 №2490 [Quote]

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He's always two steps ahead.

Chud 01/13/25 (Mon) 19:12:21 №2491 [Quote]

>>2470 (OP)
new cado arc

Chud 01/14/25 (Tue) 02:20:01 №2494 [Quote]

actual news for once! gawd

Chud 01/14/25 (Tue) 08:12:10 №2499 [Quote]

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Chud 01/14/25 (Tue) 08:31:01 №2500 [Quote]

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were
so
back

Chud 01/14/25 (Tue) 18:34:29 №2503 [Quote]

If this happens, can we revive /cado/?

Chud 01/14/25 (Tue) 18:58:39 №2505 [Quote]

>>2470 (OP)
This is another play, another step in his plan, trvst thv plQn…

Chud 01/14/25 (Tue) 21:11:31 №2507 [Quote]

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Hi

Chud 01/15/25 (Wed) 08:49:51 №2517 [Quote]

>>2477
Even dough nothing ever happens

Chud 01/16/25 (Thu) 07:01:01 №2528 [Quote]

No he’s making fun of trannies

Chud 01/16/25 (Thu) 08:29:58 №2531 [Quote]

'Cado posters mindbroken

Chud 01/16/25 (Thu) 16:06:53 №2540 [Quote]

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Xis various social media posts indicate that it is simply a loose skin operation. Crisis is averted. Continue to cadoposting as usual

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