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May 5, 2025 — Authorities are investigating a shocking incident in which seven men—identified online as members of a fringe subculture referring to themselves as "Jartycucks"—were killed after their “Soytan” pleasure dolls exploded during use.

The dolls, designed for intimate companionship, were rigged with Semtex explosives concealed in their groin compartments. The blasts occurred almost simultaneously during a private gathering in rural New Mexico, leaving the scene completely devastated.

Investigators have traced the origin of the dolls to an unregulated multinational supply chain involving manufacturers in Lesotho, Burundi, Mexico, and Iran. Intelligence sources are probing whether the incident was an act of targeted sabotage or an industrial safety failure of criminal negligence.

Customs agencies and Interpol have issued warnings about unauthorized or counterfeit “Soytan” dolls potentially being weaponized. Several online vendors have already been shut down as part of an international crackdown.

No terrorist groups have claimed responsibility, but officials are not ruling out the possibility of extremist involvement. This incident marks the first known fatal use of sex tech as a delivery mechanism for explosives.

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