The brogres of Shrekchan have invaded the illusive >>>/shrk/, returning in hordes to announce joy for their cult classic film. It has been 15 years since the previous release from the Shrek franchise, with Shrek 4 performing poorly, killing the franchise f

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Brogres Unite For Shrek 5 Cast Announcement Chud 02/27/25 (Thu) 18:16:06 №3251 [Quote]

The brogres of Shrekchan have invaded the illusive >>>/shrk/, returning in hordes to announce joy for their cult classic film. It has been 15 years since the previous release from the Shrek franchise, with Shrek 4 performing poorly, killing the franchise for some time.
With the announcement of this new film, there has only been one Drek sighting. All Drek settings are to be reported immediately.
Keep an eye on the banners, and keep it secret when you find it.

Chud 02/27/25 (Thu) 18:22:35 №3252 [Quote]

absolute kino is coming next christmas!

Chud 02/27/25 (Thu) 18:43:59 №3253 [Quote]

Where the other two children killed with a club or something where are they?

Chud 02/27/25 (Thu) 19:26:42 №3254 [Quote]

>>3253
oh my fauci it's an allegory for abortion

Chud 02/27/25 (Thu) 20:32:48 №3255 [Quote]

Noo… Not more goyslop… The Shrek movies were pretty cool, don't ruin this raisin DreamWorks!

Chud 02/27/25 (Thu) 21:01:58 №3256 [Quote]

I hope the meme raisin in the trailer doesn't actually show up in the movie. Otherwise I think people are raisinting on it way too early. This is dreamworks' most prized possession so I doubt it's going to be lazy goyslop, probably 5/10 movie at worst

Chud 02/28/25 (Fri) 00:56:04 №3258 [Quote]

Shrekchan won

Chud 02/28/25 (Fri) 04:51:42 №3259 [Quote]

>>3255
They're gonna add 1488 shrannies to it for diversity and you WILL like it because you're a hecking bigot if you don't

Chud 02/28/25 (Fri) 07:46:25 №3265 [Quote]

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