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 β„–43172[Reply]

Just to make you sad niggers day worse, there's a bronynigger in /qa/ whos gonna get married soon. Even fat niggers like them get laid

 β„–43175

kys op

 β„–43269

So there is hope for me..?

 β„–43272

Fuck this board



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 β„–43270[Reply]

stomach just made noises like a hotel ice machine refilling


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 β„–43261[Reply]

not much because subtle horse motion is hard to animate

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can i have richie as my producer, please



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 β„–43229[Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTBLtcApUcY
he came for us r we gonna take it?

 β„–43235

we are not ready -NEETS

 β„–43240

this was really gay. why'd you make me watch this?

 β„–43254

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTBLtcApUcY
>he came for us r we gonna take it?
faping for kam



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 β„–43148[Reply]

my gf goes to arizona state

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My cousin went to asu.
So did some of my friends.
It's alright.
If you are worried about breaking up then talk to her.

 β„–43196

damn, I'm sorry. just look for a new girl.

 β„–43203

>>43148 (OP)
whats wrong with arizona state? i liek an educated lady on account of me being a tard. i find that im so dense and pitiful i activate most womens maternal instincts especially if her IQ is 3x my own

 β„–43208

>>43203
its the sluttiest university, every girl that goes their gets ran through.

 β„–43211

>>43208
wnat if she just is from arizona and happens to want to attend the state university to further her education…? i know that the site assigns CHUD as the poster ID but that doesnt mean you guys hav to act like it now

 β„–43224

>>43208
theyre taught by their whore mothers that you only live once, and that your whore adventure is best experienced in college far away from home



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 β„–43260[Reply]

turn off your computer and sate your boredom with something else. Instant life improvement. Then will come confidence when you are proud of yourself and eventually women will come

 β„–43271

bait or mental retardation, I'm leaning the latter



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 β„–43086[Reply]

You niggas better not be switchin' up on yo brothers.

 β„–43194

Why is that kid in a dress?

 β„–43202

>>43194
mud slime



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 β„–43136[Reply]

I had a nice start to my day today. I made scrambled eggs for breakfast and gave some to my cat. I helped my mother cook lunch and I washed the dishes. I then had a nice short nap. I went outside and posted something I sold on eBay and bought some stuff my mother and sister needed.
Then I spent 8 hours doomscrolling or playing vidya. I have exams in 2 weeks. I haven't studied properly in 3 years. I struggle to even do my homework. My grades are in the lowest 10% of my year. I go to a selective school and people treat you like raisin if you're retarded like me. I have some friends, but I feel like raisin because I get so jealous of them, so I try to isolate myself.
I want to learn to draw. I want to get good grades. I want to be an engineer. I want to be so much more, but I just can't. I have horrible anxiety about studying and I can't focus at all. I've internalised all the voices calling me a retard and I've given up. And that's why I'm whining on an imageboard about fucking soyjaks.

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Don't give up now

You sound just like me from about 2 years ago geg.

>I had a nice start to my day today. I made scrambled eggs for breakfast and gave some to my cat. I helped my mother cook lunch and I washed the dishes. I then had a nice short nap. I went outside and posted something I sold on eBay and bought some stuff my mother and sister needed.


Sounds nice! I spent the day walking around my local woodland thinking of how much I'd love a nice beer right now.

>Then I spent 8 hours doomscrolling or playing vidya.


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>>43136 (OP)
Time to get an Adderall prescription. You'll study like never before

 β„–43190

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TL/DR: Take a deep breath, don't let your coursework scare you. Take time each day to study. Get sleep, eat well, and use the resources that are available to you.

See >>43155

>I want to learn to draw. I want to get good grades. I want to be an engineer.

great!

> but I just can't.

Why?

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 β„–41617[Reply]

So yeah, 24 hours after site is back online the front page of /r9k/ looks like this. /bioslut/ thread is back, feminist patriarchy bullraisin, jew shilling, BBC and troon porn. Ive had it. This a thread from which we will launch raids onto the board.

Spam it with gore, rape threads and reminders than trannies will be women. Drive the jannies mad.

Pay especial attention to this thread
https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/80981195

Thats the bioslut general.
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 β„–41702

just dont use the old 4chan. dont interact with it if you do not like it.
boycott it instead of falling for the bait.

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>>41699
You're really stretching hard to twist Christ's words.

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>>41617 (OP)
Their janitors are really pathetic LMAO

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>>41632
Obligatory NYPA - that being said, have you tried enlisting the logfag? He's been seen spamming here and maybe he could be convinced to focus his logposting on the old r9k - if he is not already

 β„–43081

the vore one is turning me on and I'm trying to stop jacking off I hate 4cucks so much

 β„–43256

>Thats the bioslut general.
So you are a tranny and got excluded? Sounds more like a personal problem. nypa.



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 β„–43180[Reply]

hah i was ffeeling pretty miserable but then these 2 chicks i met online started taking pity on me nd now i feel liek life is wroht living…….maybe my graphic and brtual suicide will be delayed a little while longer broz…..

 β„–43183

this happened to me once but when we met up the two chicks were actually black thugs that laughed at me and called me bitch made (whatever that means??) be careful

 β„–43189

>>43183
i will cuhz,,,,i m pretrty sure one of them iz black but itz ok cause shes hawt nd the other one is latina nd chubby,,,,im literally winning rite now broz i almost dont belive this shiz is real i might just be having a full blown schizo ep but these ladies r hot as f plus the latina one is a few yrars older than me 2 which is cool cause i have issues



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 β„–43141[Reply]

being an autistic male is the worst thing you can experience. i hate it so much, i wouldnt wish this on my worst enemy. im extremely thankful that im tall and somewhat good looking otherwise id be completely doomed, not that being a failed normie is much more preferable though

 β„–43188

>>43141 (OP)
itz not evern that bad brodie im autistic nd the the ladiez love me….not lying u just have 2 get drunk nd be really cringe and loving 2 them…aslso helps if they r autistic ladies i belive, but thats just a game theory cuhz



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 β„–43134[Reply]

Im 135 iq

That means i have LITERALLY double the iq of the average somalian

These people are supposed to be equals

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>>43134 (OP)
While you are being a virgin and posting about your IQ on a soyjak image lard these somalian Chads are busy pillaring raping and taking hostages.

Who's winning now

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>>43166
Literally where is the distinction line between niggers and monkeys, i actually dont understand it

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>equals

God how i hate that lie! that is a buzzword and a spin so that they can murder fairness. On one hand i don't like saying bad things about the retarded, but on the other hand there is something foul with the Somali culture. i can't be patient with them anymore.

>Im 135 iq


I have mixed opinions on this. It's great that you have confidence in your ability, but the big number does NOT guarantee success. It get's thrown around, and we say "smart" but i think what we should consider are "accomplishments". At the same time i have realized, with full horror, that the younger generations have had their sense of accomplishments stolen by the people that preach equality.

So let me explain the pitfall: If you are double the IQ of the Somalis, then why are you not double their accomplishments? That's the vile trick that the people in charge have set up. They will give the somalis all sorts of advantages, while hindering everyone else, and use the excuse of "equality". meanwhile when you ask for ANYTHING they will beat you over the head with your IQ saying that you don't need the help, when in reality you would be the better investment.

Our human nature says we should be nice to everyone, but we have scarce resources, and vile people use this aspect of human nature against us for their nefarious purposes. the Somalis are just more pawns in a game played by people operating against us. IF they were left in Somalia, would they really have had it that bad? The flip side is i give it 6 months and we will be deporting them in mass.

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>>43134 (OP)
I wish I was a cirno

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>>43166
truth nuke holy raisin



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 β„–43167[Reply]

i think shes supposed to be my wife

 β„–43169

Youre into subhuman eyes?

 β„–43173

it might also be beso

not sure yet



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