/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

I don't know go ask her I'm sure she will let you know

ive shot so much cum to this chick

>>44168 (OP)
It happened yesterday ? Doe ?

Chud's Laws of Happenings:
1. Nothing ever happens.
2. Same as 1.
3. Same as 2.

you're hoping for ww3 aren't you? Good then. Because when ww3 happens real people are going to die you stupid fucking chud.

gyatto

I hope you have a good time just drink responsibly

I hope you have a bad time just drink irresponsibly

i hope you have an alright time just drink somewhat responsibly

I hope you have a time just drink

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>>44158
we did it sharty

somebody is willing to hire you,
buy a polo and comb your greasy ass hair for once.

quit bicching on this site lmfao. go to walmart or fred meyers. Hell' I make 18/hr at a job I landed just by walking in and asking.

>>44041
yeah ik its just really fucking hard given the current job market in my area. im trying to go back to school so telling all hiring prospects I cant start working until like 2 pm seems to deter them but I haven;t given up on putting in applications. still its tough to apply to like 30 places in two months and get only one interview and zero hirings. still a nusoialcoholic who wakes up at 1 pm no matter what I do THOUGH (only started drinking to deter suicidal thoughts and it helps me go to bed before 4 am)

>I've been unemployed for two months
Been there. The longest i had was a 6 month stint, but from what i understand i was VERY lucky it was only six months.

> I have become a NEET who wakes up at 1 pm every day and I've been drinking most nights for the past week.

You will have to correct this. ASAP. I have lost opportunities because some recruiters like to call at 8:00 am just to weed out candidates who stay up late. Still salty about that but then again i am where i need to be. Also you do not know who long you will be unemployed for so you should save. You don't want those bad habits when you start your new job either.

I was told to write custom cover letters and resumes for each job i applied to. I did NOT do this. i made the best resume that i felt captured my skills and played the numbers by sending it out to every relevant position. Last job hunt was 2020 and after 200 resumes i got about 20 interviews. One was an internship which i am VERY salty about because they were an insurance company but did NOT want to give out health insurance. I am very glad i shot that down. I could do that because i was still working. I was just looking for better opportunities.

These companies are evil. they assume that if you are a vet you get free healthcare from the government and offer "internships" that skimp on benefits. IF that is your only job offer, then might as well buy obama care but look to jump ship. Job hopping because they are greedy is a good reason to job hop don't let those boomers tell you otherwise. Leaving a paid internship for a real job is NOT going to look bad either. Yes, these corpos are trying to give ADULTS internships!
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Lowkey talk to a chatbot about how to solve your stuff

>>44061
fix the sleep schedule, just fix it, it's not fucking impossible. so don't tell yourself that it is. all you have to do is go to sleep earlier and wake up earlier. you have nothing to do all day it won't be devastating to shift your schedule.

>>44172 (OP)
My left testicle is being zapped

my right testicle is not being zapped

my middle testicle might be getting zapped

I remember that word filter geg
you

>>44161 (OP)
is that will sasso?

most women are fucking boring. even the smart ones who go to college are boring. maybe it's because I don't have friends or because i talk more to myself than other people but whatever

>>44137
There are no guarantees in life friend. I hope my advice helps but in the end success depends on the person, and sometimes in life following your gut, and doing things your own way works better. You can also do everything correctly, to the best of your ability, and STILL fail. At the end of the day if we can say we did our best then that's what matters.

>>44134

>I kinda feel bad because i don't actually miss her at all, i only miss the presence of a woman. I'm only a volcel since I have poor social skills that I am improving, and growing up I preferred self improvement over socialization. But now I am really really really alone.
Though in about 4 months I'll go to college so I'll meet someone else.

>In the end I used her because I was alone and she was the only good girl there was in my vicinity. She used me because she was raped a few years ago and saw me as a way to erase her trauma by being with a good guy.

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>>44148
tsmt but for the record i didnt use her sexually or anything. i used her to fill a void in my life but i pretty much did everything romantic that i could think of : paintings, poetry, letters, buying her stuffs… etc

I did NOT use her in the sense of exploitation. i literally waited 2 months to have sex with her


though i really feel bad for telling her i was only with her because i had no other options (which is true and she most likely knew already)


also i go to college because im a 160 mathgod autist, if that matters

also her parents REALLY liked me which i kinda regret i guess

>>44155
>though i really feel bad for telling her i was only with her because i had no other options (which is true and she most likely knew already)

That is just a horrible thing to say. you were NOT joking about the autism. I mean, it's honest. Brutally honest. For a career path i think you could be an actuary. They make good money. You have the math and the lack of people skills. It's a cold and brutal career that involves extremely complicated mathematical analysis. My only concern for that field is will AI take it over? But even AI don't want to do it…

Any way, Would you be happy if a girl said the same to you? Women are not rational, they are hyper emotional. You should still tell the truth but not in such a brutal way. That's the problem with honesty, how do you tell the truth but in such a way that it does not brutally cut? There is a time and place for brutal honesty, in my opinion i don't think that was the place.

In that situation, i would have used "i am going away for a while, and i have a hard time with people. i feel i am drifting away from you, but i think this is for the best for the both of us"

To be fair, i have many more moons under my belt than you, and have seen things you would not believe. This is one of those situations where if you had a dad or an uncle, or even her father, i would have gone to them for advice.
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>>44159
tsmt thank you flanders bro

Tl/DR The apps don't make money when you get a GF, they make money keeping you single. I think you guys are struggling because your community has been broken. Let's build up you presence in the community by volunteering, if that does not get you a GF there are OTHER benefits that will still help you out in the long run and make you happy.

Are you paying for hinge? I am not sure how those apps work, but let me give you a scenario: if the apps got everyone a date right away, no one would use them anymore. They have a financial incentive to keep YOU single.

I would not be surprised if a few years from now they have a massive leak or there is a lawsuit and the discovery phase reveals that there were special hidden plans where only hyper rich people got the connections so they could screw around.

Now, the boomers would be like "go to a bar dur dur boomer boomer" NO! first off they divorce more than any other generation, so they just SUCK at relationships. 2nd off bars are full of alcoholics(probably why the boomers divorce so much).

YOUR problems will require YOUR solutions. I know that's intimidating to find solution on your own, and i know covid nuked he social dynamic. That's the situation you are in. You go to war with the army you have. I suspect that part of why so many of you yougins are going back to church IS because of the social dynamic.

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>>43992
I do this, tbch

bro there's 4-5 men for every woman MINIMUM on apps in every western country

>>44075
Thank you Flanders! You're allright! Yeah I actually did start going to church every sunday half a year ago, and though I did start doing it for God, the possibilty to meet a noice gal was on ny mind aswell, and I know exactly what you mean. I did make lots of friends tho. I know about how bad dating apps are, but I literrally don't have any contact with girls at all (even my church is pretty male dominated) and I figured, that making an account is doing SOMETHING. But I was surprised HOW bad it is. You're telling me noone even bothered to reply with SOMETHING? Hinge does have a subscription that I don't use tho, so they might just shadowban all the freefags.

>using dating apps
If you want to fuck whores, just get a prostitute lol, saves you time and your dignity

I literally can't imagine anything more degrading than putting an image of yourself on a dating app and hoping for a morsel of pussy. This is the reality for like 90% of users of these apps. Either go flirt IRL, get a hooker or be celibate, but dating apps are fucking horrible and only useful for like 5% of men (the most attractive ones). The idea that every average guy can download some app and fuck nice chicks in his area is an absolute hoax and a multi-billion scam industry

>>43911
I think maybe 14 is a little young but past 16 they should know

>>43932
It's not an easy question, and it depends on the strength of the child. Remember that the purpose of the parent is to make sure the child is strong enough to stand on their won. We can't shelter them forever, but we should NOT be knocking them down.

at 16, they will be struggling with the teenage years, trying to figure out what to be when they grow up, trying to finish high school, trying to NOT get a girl pregnant, trying to stay out of jail, and all sorts of teenage problems.

Granted, the strength of the child varies from child to child too. They may have also figured things out too. I have to say, err on the side of protecting the child.

I grew up knowing I was adopted the whole time. I never really thought much of it, but I was also pretty much a single child because my youngest "sibling" is sixteen years older than me, so maybe if we were closer in age and fought they'd say adopting me was bad etc. because kids say stuff like that.
The only negative thing is that my "father" acts like spending a bunch of money to adopt me and raise was some sort of big deal that changed my life, but that's more because he's fucked up in the head.

As soon as they ask, if not earlier. I never understood why being adopted was seen as a bad thing. It just means that your parents thought about having a child and had the means to cover adoption fees to choose you. There's probably more thought and energy put into adopting a child than 90% of other kids out there. When you're adopted, you can be certain you weren't a mistake or accident.

>>43990
i like this post in particular
>When you're adopted, you can be certain you weren't a mistake or accident.
particularly like this thought. YOU chose to have them. its not a bad thing if they were adopted, it just means that YOU were chosen out of the millions of kids.

>>43904 (OP)
just tell em straight up honestly