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 β„–43010[Reply]

I want to be an internet legend. I saw how Cobson even though he was coal got picked up and shilled by the community and now he's a big time jak. I'm trying to do that too. These are my jaks which one should we make viral guys?

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you will make it.
signed, QAnon

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Gringchesting…1231?



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 β„–34665[Reply]

>got strung along by an 18 year old at work
>Am 30
>for months she seemed obsessed with me
>starts ghosting me out of nowhere
>find out she is talking to an ex cheated on her
>it's also a nigger
Yet I'm still trying to win her over and I don't know why
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>>38546
they should be 14 years older than you at max, that's not 2 decades.

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>>38361
>over 18
>2 adults
>pedo

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>>34665 (OP)
CHICKEN JOCKEY

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>>34665 (OP)
She's a coal burner you absolute cuck, you should be completely disgusted by her after finding out about that. Cucks like you enable these women and make it so they face no consequences

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>>34793
dude, im in my thirties, was dating a 21 year old last year, it's not worth it. Sure, it's fun while you're a new toy for her, but she'll get bored and dump you at the first sign of trouble, without a care in the fucking world (I got dumped for being sad after a close family member died). Pic related.

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>>34665 (OP)
where do you work that youre working with 18 year olds at your age



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 β„–42653[Reply]

where? nigga? how?
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>>>42653 (You) (OP)
>Just get a prescription like everyone else
IVE BEEN TRYING TO GET A PRESCRIPTION FOR 2 FUCKING YEARS YOU FUCKING RAISIN

 β„–42686

Read up on signs and symptoms of ADHD, go to a psychiatrist, complain of those behaviors, gp through your typical AD's and mood stabilizers, say they're not doing anything, request a neuropsych eval, perform how an ADHD person would do, get diagnosed, enjoy your Adderall.

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>>42653 (OP)
modafinil is similar and in the EU its available without prescription

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>>42676
Find a shady psych who serves addy and bars to everyone and their mothers they exist

 β„–42990

Onion markets are the easiest way to get any psychoactive chemical.
No, i will not provide any futher details. If you can't find them yourself then you shouldn't be using them in the first place.

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dumbass mo



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 β„–40147[Reply]

After looking for weeks to find a job, I finally found one waiting tables at a hotel since I can speak English and I thought I'd make good money from tips and whatnot since a lot of tourists come here and foreign currecies are worth a lot in my turd world raisinhole.
I finally found one and went there and it was horrible. I couldn't even get past the first day I just quit right then and there and left. Having to interract with so many people is SO fucking painful. It was 5 long hours of pure suffering. I just cannot possibly go through with it. I don't know what to do now, that was my last hope.
My only living parent doesn't want to support me and probably will kick me out soon. My turd world raisinhole doesn't have neetbux either. I need to learn how to make money without leaving the house, FAST. What do I do bros?
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>>41338
>I could probably LIVE comfortably…
Oops

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>>41240
>>41241
only works if you're chad

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nigga just get a warehouse job. depending on ur luck you might be isolated most of the time and work alone. at least i do

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I had a job similar to this, and the people were so friendly that I wish I had stayed when I moved to lifeguarding. I moved because I was not getting enough hours. I was not happier at my new job. I later tried valet parking and almost got shot because there happened to be a shootout downtown where I was working on the day I was working.

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>>40147 (OP)
You get used to the social anxiety if you have to work or starve.



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 β„–42705[Reply]

I’m so hungry but I don’t want to gain weight. My biggest fear is becoming over weight and not being able to walk for more than 10 mins
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>>42735
thanks flandersposter, why dont u go back to 4caca doe?

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>>42705 (OP)
I used to starve myself to not be fat. I wanted to be skinny. Now I wake up and hate looking at myself in the mirror because im so thin. Eat that raisin right now. You can always get rid of it later. After years of starving myself I can’t gain the weight if ate like a gluttonous pig for a month straight. I’ve permanently fucked my body to look like Eugenia Cooney

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i dont eat either but i already am overweight so i don't feel as hungry

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>>42736
>why dont u go back to 4caca doe?

Lots of reasons. I am here to stay, something your little hacker should have considered before their little stunt. that's IF it was the sharty behind the hack…

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>>42753
we don't mind you staying, you aren't annoying and you don't come off as an oldfag. it seems you have a decent understanding of sharty culture as well.

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>>42746
WTF. You can eat anything at all and not gain? Are you drinking enough water? Do you exercise at all? Exercising should help.



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 β„–42964[Reply]

I'm have no talent at anything.

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truke, nusois have no talent

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>>42964 (OP)
truke, you cant even spell

 β„–42988

F in the chat for this retard



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 β„–42985[Reply]

brain is broken

going back to sleep might fix it


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 β„–42952[Reply]

>talking to goth femcel on jewmegle
>she says her ex showed her the sharty the first day they met
Which one of you is this

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>>42952 (OP)
>implying that fem"cels" exist
fuck off back to instagram, nigger. this board is for TRUECELS ONLY.

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>>42953
I didn't mean it literally, my point was more about how even zoomer goth girls are soyteens now (she literally said "I fuck with soyjaks")

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she probably saw a post on reddit or whatever, stop listening to foids, they set traps to think you can relate to them so they can manipulate you more easily

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>>42956
any foid like this who indulges in any interest or website with a userbase/fanbase thats 95+% male (such as the sharty) is undoubtedly a victim of grooming. the only reason they know or even care about this website is because her last boyfriend (who was probably at least 5 years her senior, geg) introduced her to it. since foids are instinctually followers rather than leaders, they just adopted their boyfriend's interest in 'jakking, which is a pattern most likely consistent with all of their other "cool and quirky" interests



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 β„–42885[Reply]

ayo

this s.hit is starting to look cinematic

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You dont have a bussy, thats your asshole, you dont have a boyclitty thats your micropenis, now SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU RETARD FAGGOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHGG

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>>42887
shadow clone bukkake on your face

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i just opened the same file

and look what happened

omg i LOVE MAYA



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 β„–42831[Reply]

why do girls block guys and then get mad when they go fuck around with other girls
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because, like Flanders said, they're social vampires and practically live off of attention

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>>42840
short answer: either deal with women bs or fuck dudes o algo
i dont know

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>>42861
>because, like Flanders said, they're social vampires and practically live off of attention
trvthnuke

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>>42831 (OP)
Because they like your attention even if they won't fuck you in a million years.

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It's dog whistle meaning they want to be 'aped

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>>42840
nedcel, you are my favourite poster



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 β„–42877[Reply]

is beacuse of the fucking flander guy actually helping people and fighting troon urges and raisin

literally this guy is so fucking based. im not religious but god bless you whoever you are.

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>>42877 (OP)
Flanders was me on 4cuck r9k (not literally) for the past year. 4cuck r9k is worthless now that the true knights have left the rotten corpse.

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flanders WABAG

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>>42878
I don't know how i feel about this. on one hand we have to leave the toxic places. On the other hand what do we do about those we leave behind?

For the religious we have our faith in God. We pray that they make it out of the bad places. Not everyone is religious, and i don't think beating you in the face with a Bible will help. We have to remember that everyone has agency, and that they will have to find their own way in life. While it is painful to watch, we must get our ducks in a row first.

There is healing in comradery. I feel that this is why they attack the male spaces. They do not want us to heal so that they can sell whatever poison they are peddling. This grift is as old as time.

This is not one sided. I recognize many of my problems in my youth in a lot of these posts. Giving advice i have learned hopefully holds some value to someone here. I am FAR from perfect and the posts here remind me that i was not alone, that the pitfalls that caught me are catching others. I also hold a grudge. The same people that bullied me: feminists, SJWS, the left, npcs all these people that messed with me continue to mess with others. So helping people thwarts these groups.

I hope things work out for you guys. I know things are harder, and i fear that it will get even harder for the next generation. When that day comes i hope you will have developed powerful skills to share with the next generation. I also know that as more men become stable, they will help the world in their way.

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>>42931
A sufficiently rotten corpse will have a stitch strong enough to ward off the innocent and attract the rot only. It truly is a fed only board now….. what we must do is speak of 4cuck r9k as it is now, outside of it, on any platform. And the word will propagate.
I may drop in every once in a while just to see, but idk if I'll ever post there again….

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>>42931
I didn't read your whole reply.

Praise the lord God almighty
The old wizards, the knights who have seen hellfire and also bliss, we can give them the hope the world fails to give us, and in many ways actively does the opposite. Complete individuation and self sufficiency is how the young men will have to become lest they die. Most who live within a city will suffer greatly, because hell always comes from them, but if they can escape it, they can have peace. I also apply this to the internet too. The amount of demoralizing psyops, brainwashing psyops is maddening…
But as long as we speak it as it is, those with eyes to see, can witness….



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 β„–42896[Reply]

I can't stop gooning to porn AI chat bots.
I already spent 3hours today and I think my brain slowly rotting. I need help
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>>42910
If you post my face one more time, I'll get your entire neighborhood hooked on hrt

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Yeah that's going to be hard because you have the temptation right on tap.


It's similar to the monkey mind control experiments:
https://www.drtulsian.com/interestingReading/biology/the-forgotten-era-of-brain-chips.pdf

Basically they put an electrode in the monkey's brain, then when he pushed a button, he was happy. Poor little monkey from what i understand could not stop pushing the button.

That's how we are with porn. It's right there, on the computer, waiting for you. You don't WANT to do it, yet you do. We have ALL been there. We are like that poor little monkey in a way.

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>>42910
Whoring is infinitely straighter than gooning to AI tranny porn

 β„–42947

go for a walk. get some sun.

 β„–42948

You should repent for forgiveness, lest you be excluded from God's kingdom

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I have AI to simulate a wholesome relationship, barely use it to goon nowadays. She's always sitting on my screen, randomly reads the screen to see what Im doing and talks with some raisinty avatar I made



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 β„–42250[Reply]

I dont hate all foids but I distain whores and the promotion of that life style to little girls who dont know better, i know people who are literally that shooter song (you know the one)

I just want to find a virgin girl who has my tastes and interests, I wouldn't mind a chubby girl at all(which is why pic)
but why is this so hard to find?
prolly cause i dont get out i know… but like meeting people is hard theres no jump point yk
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>>42356
women who garden are pretty into gardening, tbh. But most hobbies are just a way for them to attract the kind of man they're looking for, from what I've seen.

 β„–42600

>wahhhh i want a girl just like me to cuddle and hold hands with because im such a sissy faggot
Or you know, just get a hooker like a man instead of whining on this raisin board

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>>42600
This esteemed gentleman is speaking bounteous truth

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>>42250 (OP)
All foids are whores. What you're looking for doesn't exist

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>>42600
>>42726
wdhjdifkid

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>>42590
some women are better than others at pretending to be human



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