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Chud 05/04/25 (Sun) 04:31:11 №43264 [Reply]

What should I do if I think my vagina is haunted?

I did ghost stuff once a lot line ago and recently everything is getting worse downtown me. I think my vagina is haunted because when I put stuff in it I doesn't come out and I thought the ghost is eating it.

Chud 05/04/25 (Sun) 04:38:36 №43265

>>43264 (OP)
let me mate with you. my penis is renowned ''unstoppable force'' by many.

Chud 05/04/25 (Sun) 04:41:52 №43266

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>my vagina
>lust provoking image

Chud 05/05/25 (Mon) 03:37:51 №43547

>>43264 (OP)
if you put stuff up there, and it hasnt come out, GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR NOW

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 20:08:13 №43770

Post pics of the haunted cave

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 11:34:21 №43834

>tfw even ghosts get femoid pussy but I'm still incel

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 11:49:43 №43838

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That diaper wearing weeabo hon left the gate open to the sage pits when they escaped didn't they?

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Chud 05/04/25 (Sun) 03:01:54 №43239 [Reply]

Is 3.6 inches bad

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Chud 05/05/25 (Mon) 02:40:33 №43536

>>43495
IMPOSTER FLANDERS WOULD NEVER RECCOMEND THAT GTFO YOU FAGGOT

Chud 05/05/25 (Mon) 03:17:14 №43538

>>43495
That made me laugh

Op, is this something that you can fix? Do you really want doctors to touch your dick with sharp objects to perform dick surgery? You should be fine as long as you didn't get puberty blockers when you were young.

I hope this is a funny post so we can all have a good laugh, but at the same time if raisin like this gets under your skin it will make you lose sleep. Also i don't think the people here are dick experts. I for one do not go around looking at cocks all day. For that you will need a faggot. I advise just not worrying about it. If dick size was that important then the small dicked people would have been culled by evolution.

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 19:59:04 №43768

Bio printing will give us all monster cocks soon anon. Just hold on a bit longer

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 22:07:47 №43779

>>43534
this is mostly true. Its just depends on the woman.
Also, the myth is, more or less, perpetuated by porn.

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 08:34:02 №43820

>>43239 (OP)
yes bro its over unless you SEAmaxx

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 12:42:01 №43842

>>43417
kill yourself humblebragging faggot

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Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 03:58:19 №43702 [Reply]

im trapped in my room all day neeting in an apartment with my mom and pooner sister with loud raisinskin neighbors who play niggerrap and a retarded neigbor who blasts zogslop pop music

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 04:11:23 №43703

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>>43702 (OP)
Even more motivation to get a job, earn money and move away from them

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 14:54:59 №43731

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See>>43703

Getting out, and getting money just helps. I recommend working in a grocery store. You see all sorts of people, in all sorts of situations. It MAY help overcome social anxiety as you become more acclimated to people.

Are you neeting to avoid your mom and disgusting troon brother? Getting stable employment may help with escaping your situation.

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 04:52:49 №43808

>>43731
I can kinda second this. I work landscaping and it's kinda good to get out in the day and feel productive. In the end I'm not making enough nor will I ever with this job to make a difference in my life as a whole, but at least I can afford cigarettes

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Chud 05/04/25 (Sun) 06:12:11 №43275 [Reply]

What are y'all's weird wants, like unusual dreams for life?
not just the usual
<be rich
<have wife/husband
<get revenge
<etc

I wanna go on a looooong train ride like at least 8 hours preferably multiple days private car with my own bathroom just myself maybe my future gf/wife
ofc there'd be food
I'd want coffee, some sodas which I like, some nice cheese, crackers, venison, chicken, and mutton

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Chud 05/05/25 (Mon) 02:34:21 №43532

>>43498
locked like a cucks cock
>>43519
keyed of you to get better but locked that you were like that

Chud 05/05/25 (Mon) 02:46:12 №43537

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you know, i am in this weird place in my life where i am content and happy. I don't know how it happened. I am trying to backtrack how i got to where i am so that if/when things get bad i have an idea on what to do to make them good again. It scares me, that the good times won't last but that's life. We roll with the punches.

I guess i want to write a book that people like, it does not have to be popular but it has to be different enough to light a fire under the entertainment industry's ass to make some good content gain. It's bad not to have a dream, and it's good that op made me think for once.

As for the op
https://www.orient-express.com/trains/the-orient-express/
The orient express still exists. It looks expensive but you want an 8 hour luxury train, well there you go.

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 04:22:15 №43704

I'll be honest, I've been wanting to fuck my mother on a special date for quite some time now

I never liked that my father was a fucking drunk who barely contributed to the home. From a very young age I learned that I would be the man of the house for the same reason. My mother always gave me those ideas, that I was her support and that I should give my support to her, with time I understood that what she was asking for was not a responsible older son but a husband. I don't know since when I started feeling this raisin but there's something really messed up in my head that makes me love her in a way I'm not supposed to

There was one time in a laundromat where I stole one of her unwashed panties and just masturbated with it, it's such a twisted and morbid memory that it's stuck in my head and from time to time I remember it to jerk off. I'm a fucking loser with serious problems who wants to fuck his mother without condom

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 05:19:01 №43708

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>>43704
>I never liked that my father was a fucking drunk who barely contributed to the home. From a very young age I learned that I would be the man of the house for the same reason.
Same, although I wouldn't say that I dreamed about fucking my mother but I did have some weird fantasies back in the day.
It's admirable that you love your mother and support her, but don't let those perverted thoughts control you.
And it's okay to have at least one fucked up fetish at your age (especially if you're a chudcel like everyone here), everyone makes mistakes. What truly matters is that it will pass eventually if you don't let it consume you. Even you understand that it's wrong.
I'm sure your mother wants best for you and she wouldn't be happy if you gave in to such disgusting lust, you're the only man she can rely on, please don't let her down

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 20:05:34 №43769

My single deepest desire is to lead a violent revolution against the capitalist hell world we live in

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 04:36:02 №43804

Nice try FBI

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Bible study group Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 03:52:08 №43701 [Reply]

So I heard about a Bible study group in a local church, I'm thinking about joining.
Not sure what to expect though, what actually goes on in those?
<reddit space
Has anyone been to one? What was the experience like?

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Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 04:37:06 №43706

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It's just a book club but focused solely around the Bible (obviously). At least, that was my experience when I used to go to sunday school when I was younger.

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 11:33:35 №43726

I ran one for a while with a bunch of people from various denominations. We kept it civil until we left for the pub where we just spent hours dunking on each other. Good fun - you can learn a lot if the person leading it is well read. No harm in trying it. You dont need to know much theology to be able to engage with it either

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 12:15:28 №43727

Christ is a dead whore, lalalalala, can't hear your cries. You're a faithful cuck, bwahahahahahaha, nail yourself to a cross like the degenerate retard you are, lalalalalala cant hear you

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 14:51:34 №43728

you should try it. Jesus Christ changed my life.

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 14:58:09 №43733

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>>43726
Bible studies like other actions are influenced by the skills of the organizers and the participants. You should give it a try op. Ask questions, learn and if it's not your cup of tea that's ok. What's important is you are trying to grow and do new things!

Keep it up and if you feel inclined let us know how it goes!

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 04:32:09 №43803

>>43701 (OP)
It's not like every group is the same.
>youth group that was just me and an autistic kid
>youth group with lame ass kids who vape
>cliquey youth group that was lame ass 20ish year olds
>some church group thing where I used to work that all of the most unreliable people went to (I never actually went I just looked at the roster)
>mens group where one of the leader dudes is chill and kind of teaches things and the other is some jew worshiping end of the world schizoboomer
>there's one guy who asks questions a lot
>some autistic guy who highlights the entire page
>everyone else is ex military and it's a kind of straightforward vibe I guess
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Chud 05/05/25 (Mon) 01:03:27 №43520 [Reply]

Soycacas spend all day gooning to BBC, let me explain something to you. The average European Penis size is 15.494 centimeters or 6.1 inches. When all ethnically Subsaharan groups are averaged, the average penis size is 14.987 centimeters or 5.9 inches. This is the most recent study avaliable that didn't use self reporting. I'm sorry to burst your porn bubble, you don't have a "BBC" fetish, you have a self humiliation and degradation fetish.

Chud 05/05/25 (Mon) 01:51:47 №43522

this is true. I used to be into some sick things but atleast I never like BBC/cuck raisin.

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 17:31:53 №43745

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>>43520 (OP)
>The average European Penis size is 15.494 centimeters or 6.1 inches
Where did you get that figure?
Your size queen of a mother is obviously biased

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 19:56:00 №43767

NIGGERS HAVE SMALL DICKS LMAO

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 21:06:57 №43774

>>43745
thats my size and i'm about 80% white 20% native

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 03:26:28 №43801

Why do you even care about dicks? Are you a faggot? Only faggots care about dick sizes.

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Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 00:02:36 №43788 [Reply]

The sharty's r9k is great and I love seeing groups sage and super sage threads to death, I love it so much.

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Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 18:49:39 №43755 [Reply]

I have no friends I have no girlfriend I dont work (I pretend to doe so my parents wont kick me out)
I learn how to code™ everyday to escape poverty but it's just so fucking hard to be a lonely chudcel.
I WANT TO HAVE SEX I WANT TO BE LOVED. Most of the time I don't think about it but when I do I want to slit my throat. I'm avearge looking ungroomed 21 years old 6'0 btw

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Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 19:14:00 №43759

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>>43755 (OP)
Code yourself a better life

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 19:32:21 №43761

I also have a life like this but I'm 18 and I'm 6'8

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 19:46:27 №43763

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Tl/Dr: >ungroomed
Correct this.

>'m avearge looking ungroomed 21 years old 6'0 btw
>ungroomed
>ungroomed

Op, you know what the problem is, you put it right there in your post, yet what are you doing about it? I hate to ask but how ungroomed are you? You need to: brush your teeth twice a day, when you wake up and before bed. You may also need to shower twice a day, depending on how you smell. You should at least wash your face and if not shave trim your beard. I should NOT be telling adults this but i have come to terms with that fact too many of you never knew your fathers, or your dad's were too busy getting kicked around by a raisin economy or were just raisin parents.

Don't do this for others so much as do it for you. Do you WANT to be stinky? Do you WANT a Gandalf bro-vet beard? Do you WANT cavities? do you want gross goblin finger nails? Of course women will avoid you! Would a man who can't take care of his appearance and self make a good husband and father? If all they have to work with is appearance, then that is what they will work with.
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Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 19:52:13 №43765

>>43763
It doesnt matter how much showers a day I take, I'm too autistic to talk to people. It's a symptom of a problem that can't be solved

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 19:54:37 №43766

A woman never initiated an interaction with me. Why me, why am I forced to make the first move? And when I try to I'm being ignored or told off. I get no matches on dating sites also.

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 22:30:25 №43781

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>>43765
Are you in school? do your teachers have office hours? Bring a question to them once a week. Ask them what they research, ask them where they think computers will be in 5 years. Ask them how to prepare for the job market.

I won't to enable your disability, neither should you. I am not going to pretend that i can cure crippling autism by saying "just get out and talk to people". However, i am going to tell you that you are you, that you are the one that lives your life and you will have to work with or around your autism. You are going to have to figure this out, and on your own. It's going to be hard and i understand that intimidates you. But you will have to address this.

Growing up you were taught by women, homosexuals and cowards that degeneracy and disabilities were "stunning and brave". The truth is that overcoming adversity and odds stacked against you is stunning and brave. Chopping your dick off, being a foid, being gay? Those were just adjectives that they put on a pedestal to cover up the fact that they were hollow people, with a hollow ideology that have nothing to show for their efforts but insider trading and corruption.

You're smart, you made it this far, sit down and plan out how you will address this, and if/when those plans fail, analyze what happened and move on from there. You got your whole life ahead of you, that's not just motivation, that's a warning: you got your whole life ahead of you. Best start working on your problems now.

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porn addicted bf Chud 05/05/25 (Mon) 11:57:14 №43576 [Reply]

my boyfriend has cheated on me 3 times, two of the girls have long brown hair and dress basic, all of them where mentally ill. one was a femboy i dont know the details of, i dont want to continue life with him but i dont want to be lonely forever, so im trying to be the exact opposite of those girls, i cut my hair short, its dyed black and i dont dress like them, i know a part of him must hate it

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Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 01:11:13 №43697

Why would your boyfriend give a raisin about anything you do to be more unlike the people he cheated on you with? You obviously have no self respect and will stay with him even after he cheats on you.

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 08:05:57 №43718

>>43576 (OP)
You got cheated on with a man LOL

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 08:07:04 №43719

>>43576 (OP)
>i know a part of him must hate it
He doesn't give a raisin about anything you do

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 14:53:45 №43730

>>43719
>>43697
both true, why would you want him to hate you, he clearly doesn't give a raisin about seeing as he cheated three times. just break up with him and move on. stop being an obsessed foidcuck.

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 18:41:47 №43753

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Break up nao

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 21:09:29 №43776

>>43576 (OP)
girl… girl… GIRL

break up with him
HE. IS. NOT. GOOD. FOR. YOU.
unless you're into being a cuckqueen then you do you ig

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Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 19:50:59 №43764 [Reply]

gods choosen one does not follow anyone but god nor does a choosen one need to a part of something lower than him

now FUCK OFF

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>jesus forgives

im not jesus

im an angel in human form

i expose, combat, and kill evil

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 21:03:29 №43772

i asked for your death

and god obliged

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 21:06:45 №43773

and i will ask for more…

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Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 22:14:14 №43780 [Reply]

what a perfect face

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 22:56:05 №43783

I hope you are not doing this for free

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 23:55:37 №43786

gracie pays me in kisses

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 01:00:21 №43794

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No, no she does not. i don't know how i feel about this, on one hand at least it's real human, but on the other hand it's a meh singer.

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Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 19:35:25 №43762 [Reply]

I want to fuck a fembot longhard.

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How to know if a girl is willing to cheat on her current bf Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 05:14:01 №43707 [Reply]

Any remotely attractive woman I encounter is taken.

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 05:28:28 №43709

Why would you want to be with a cheating whore? If she is willing to cheat on her current bf she will definitely do the same with you

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 05:32:11 №43710

>Why would you want to be with a cheating whore? If she is willing to cheat on her current bf she will definitely do the same with you
I have specific tastes faggot.
Women I like only come once in a blue moon.
My motto: if she's not a goth, she's uglier than a moth.

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 06:47:27 №43714

>>43710
Does she fart hard?

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 11:02:15 №43725

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Tl/DR: what you are observing are the relationship minded girls in relationships with guys they knew before you. It's not you, it's them being loyal to men they just happened to know before you. It stings at first but once you learn it's not personal it makes sense.

That's normal. I saw that a lot when i was younger. It stings a bit, but over the years of analyzing the red pill, what they got right, and what they got wrong, i think i found an answer? That answer is that it is nuance. We only notice the whores because they are the loudest, and we forget that half of the women settle down and those marriages would last a hundred years if both partners lived that long.

Just like guys, there are women who want relationships and women that want to screw around. When we remove God's creative design from the equation natural selection is NOT survival of the fittest, but survival of the adequate.

This means that since both strategies result in a kid, both strategies work. Now enter the modern world: the kids raised in the stable loving homes? They tend to do sooooo much better than the kids raised by single mothers.

That's why you should not "fuck around" you do NOT want to be stuck with a kid who has a mother who is terrible. it's why i warn you never to stick your dick in: crazy, stupid and heaven forbid evil. The purpose of dating and courting was not to find a warm hole, but to find a stable person that got along with you and that the two of you can work toward building a loving relationship.
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Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 15:48:25 №43737

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>>43710
you sir, are picrel

because you're such a picky SLF or something

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 18:40:42 №43752

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