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Is 3.6 inches bad

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yes, it is bad

 â„–43242[Quote]

if that's on soft, not really. if that's on hard, yes that's terrible.

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not really. It depends on how much she likes you, female arousal is mostly mental. if you ever do have sex (unlikely) make sure to work her clit, or get a vibrator or something if you really care about making her cum because women don't really cum just from penetration no matter how fat your cock is.

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>>43239 (OP)
try congolese cock lengthening 'teen. tie a large rock or cinderblock (really any weighty objhect will do) around the helmet of your peener, and chuck it off a bridge. its uncanny how effective it is.

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>>43247
DO NOT do this OP, you will literally rip your dick off

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>>43251
donmt listen to this guy chudOP, this is a tired and bogus method used by the congolese spear chuckers GUARANTEED to legnthen your dicklet. (it will be 20 feet away from you when youre done)

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>>43242
It's 3.6 soft. I haven't measured it when it's fully erect yet.
>>43247
I'm good, thanks

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>>43417
Nigger nobody cares about the flaccid size, it's all about that BPEL

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>>43419
What does the BP stand for

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>>43430
Bonepressed, you gotta press the ruler into your pubic bone to get the correct measurement

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bigger than mine. And thats for when its hard

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>>43417
What a fucking nigger slide thread

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Considering the average male dick size is around 5 inches for white men, you may want to consider a cock extending strap on!

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holy fuck nigga its over
at that point lock it up and become a slvt for bibisi

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>>43239 (OP)
its small sure but not like unheard of yk, motion of the ocean

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>>43495
IMPOSTER FLANDERS WOULD NEVER RECCOMEND THAT GTFO YOU FAGGOT

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>>43495
That made me laugh

Op, is this something that you can fix? Do you really want doctors to touch your dick with sharp objects to perform dick surgery? You should be fine as long as you didn't get puberty blockers when you were young.

I hope this is a funny post so we can all have a good laugh, but at the same time if raisin like this gets under your skin it will make you lose sleep. Also i don't think the people here are dick experts. I for one do not go around looking at cocks all day. For that you will need a faggot. I advise just not worrying about it. If dick size was that important then the small dicked people would have been culled by evolution.

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Bio printing will give us all monster cocks soon anon. Just hold on a bit longer

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>>43534
this is mostly true. Its just depends on the woman.
Also, the myth is, more or less, perpetuated by porn.

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>>43239 (OP)
yes bro its over unless you SEAmaxx

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>>43417
kill yourself humblebragging faggot



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