/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

Get over yourself and fuck the 28 year old

28 isn't that old. she can still have kids for like 4 years bro.

Public service announcement: The US government will be garnishing paychecks to collect delinquent student loans. The foids are going to have lighter paychecks and will want to settle down soon. DON'T GET INVOVLED WITH THEM. You do not want a whore with 200k of trash degree debt.


How old are you? if you are early 20s than that 28 year old is a red flag. if you are in your 30s then why reject her? was she fat? Since the other one was 14 i suspect you are on the younger side, in that case avoiding the 28 year old is a very good call.

What the hell is "like a troon"? is that smell? or something gross? There is no "like a troon" it's either disgusting troon or ugly manly girl. Troons are not women. They will never be women.

define "not a virgin" are we talking town bicycle or can she count her partners on one hand?

>lesbian
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>>43410 (OP)
teach me to stop gooning

>>>43410 (OP)
>teach me to stop gooning

Never stop jerk off to porn

>>43511 (OP)
Become one of them

Try gooning instead

the GOON!!!

its a funny comic

>>43390 (OP)
*0* foid presidents elected in 250 years

shiet accidentally saged kek

White men resigned to the fact that they will have to subsidize literally everything about black women's existence.

How? these are people too retarded to get a real ID. The USAID funding has been cut, so the democrats are going to have to fund the legal challenges to the executive order while the states pass their voter id laws.

This will be on top of the other legal challenges they will have to fight in court with the limited funding that they have.

>>43393 (OP)
>sloptran
>femjak
kys op

Meds anon, take xhem

And what is stopping you op!?

Try a model kit, try a book, try a walk. What's the worst that can happen?

You have identified a problem. Great! that's the first step. Now analyze and try to figure out what is the method to solve the problem you want to try.

Goals are a great way, hence the goal thread. Write yourself up some small goals, and work towards them.

>SHOYTA
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS

guys am i muted why did nobody respond? 🤣🤣

Hilarious!

>>43462
i wasn’t trying to be funny, I just noticed that the logo looks like the letters is

They used to have a different domain but the logo was the same, just a coincidence

>>41672
Dial 8 what? Finish the phone number

>>41963
They're not freaks though. They're weird, nerdy men just like you, except some of them are cute.

No.

I SAGE this to HELL! or at least NATE.

That's like trying to make a whore a housewife! NOT going to happen. What next? you going to turn straw into gold? Water into gasoline?

>>40103 (OP)
No, don't even try, seriously.
All troons, gays etc. either become normal or live as sexual degenerates for the rest of their miserable short life
You don't need it fren

>>41906
I don't understand trannies.
>You want to fuck me? Ew! Chaser!
>You don't want to fuck me? Bigot! Transphobe!
What the hell do you want? Don't you understand that if a guy wants to go and fuck a woman, he'll just go find a real woman instead of compromising with a chick with a dick or a rotting neobussy?

i occasionally have a desire to be a christian tradwife or something
but i realize im better off a man
good luck finding a girl that doesnt just use for resources. I had one like that. and now i dont want a gf at all.

>>43446 (OP)
How old are you?
If you are between 16-25 I think it's not too late to fix things up, especially if you are 16-20.
>I don't serve any noble cause
Like most people? I mean, you don't have to be a hero or accomplish something great to be a good person.
As long as you don't parasitize on people near you and your labor benefits society and yourself it's already quite noble lifestyle

>>43446 (OP)
Make money and enjoy your hobbies

>>43446 (OP)
NUSOIS ARE MIXED

I'm handsome, I'm lonely, I'm pure Anglo-Saxon, I'm not especially close with my family and I don't serve any noble cause except 'jakking. I feel like just a worthless goy

>>43096 (OP)
Sounds like things are going well.

In your shoes i would: focus on trade school, then half way through trade school i would start asking around for potential employers who may need my skills.

Figure out where i want to live, how much i need to save for the car of my choice, what tools i need, and set aside an emergency "some nigger stole my tools fund"

Tradies own their own tools, and i have heard of guys having to skip important bills because some nigger kicked the door down on a house they were working on, and stole all the tools on the first floor. A "smash and grab" as we call it in 7d2d. they WILL warn you about this in trade school.

One benefit of the trades is that when work is over, it's over. It does not follow you home like computer work does. Ever notice that the boss babe coders who "kode" have vanished? Welcome to the world of oncall rotations foid. Want to have a quiet Saturday? NOPE Asok Pajeetramhikhran from terrordata has dropped a key table, and ruined the database in a way that is unnatural and not supposed to happen. He did this while testing an unapproved change in prod. Thus you must be called in to repair it. No you will NOT be getting that day back, welcome to salary foid. No Asok will NOT be punished either. Corporate is understanding though and you can leave after the Tuesday meetings to work from home.
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>>43099
its not a meme for me its what i want

>>43103
i live in appalachia and aint leaving
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niggers dont kike raisin here only really spics and rednecks who do meth , gonna be an electrician so my raisins going in an armored van

completely unrelated but I love fat women, but I'm also worried that if I fall in love and get a fat gf then she will die early because of her being a fat obese fuck, so I'm going to have to get her to lose weight so we can live long and happy lives together. chubby chasers are truly the most oppressed minority on earth fuck my retarded bbw warrior life

>>43186
yeaaa fuck man ur a brother in this with me, i didnt choose to like the fat emo girls its how my cards were delt, i like the skinny ones too but they're often whores or have tits thats too big(i need skinny small tits or fat big tits)

>>43345
I can't stand skinny girls, and it sucks because all the girls that like me are skinny whores. I need a nice fat girl that has been ignored by uncultured men all her life to spoil and drown in affection. fuck.

>>43337
sounds keyed. I love my guns so much. reading about guns or cleaning mine always calls me down.

Last time I had an auditory hallucination was coming out of a sleep and what happened was that this figured started talking behind my head as a Laid on my belly. Thinking it was asleep paralysis I noped out of the slumber and just went back to bed later.

I noped out of trying to coax the voice cause the last time it happen before hand, I was fingered in my butt by a DMT entity named "Jessica"

So yeah, OP you are crossing the threshold of normality and experience the supernatural.

>>43342
I once had this weird kind of "panic attack" after I got really mad and punched a hole in my wall, I got really scared and saw a crazy nigger monster come out of the hole and start standing there, I sat in a corner next my bed and cried and just kept saying "I'm sorry nigga I'm sorry" for like an hour. nothing like that happened again.

>>43321
This actually worked. Thanks

>>43344
well i am glad to hear that>>43321 worked and that i was completely off the mark. I am also glad that you guys are working things out and being civil with each other.

This is completely new to me. So you guys are getting so stressed out that you are hearing voices? When did this start and how long as it been going on? This is my first time hearing about this and i have been terminally online since 2009. Is this a drug thing? i avoided dope because it was either dope or vidya, and i chose vidya each and every time. Sixth house won't mourn itself you know.

Looks like i learned something new today.

>>43344
Oh I'm glad that helped you. Honestly I just asked ai what to do in such situations.
How are you now?