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gracies preggo with my twins

the first born is named "best twin"

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I'm sad right now cause in the hall at school I passed a girl I at a time had a crush on, she used to be friend until she just began to hate me as most people do
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I'm over the crush but I'm still hurt by her calling me creepy and hating me for only the reason of trying to be friends, ask her about her interests, make up, fashion, music, etc
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I hate being hated, I don't wanna be popular just liked especially from someone like her who is heavily similar to me, making me doubt even my ability to be liked by those who I can deeply relate to
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pic rel is my cat Kitty, she's called that cause its the only name she responded to when we got her off the street
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>just began to hate me as most people do
every time someone says something like this i always come to discover the reason why everyone hates them

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>>42779
>Ouch, i think you will outgrow that, and i suspect that's a byproduct of modern school.

not really, PARTIALLY yes but also I am a weird guy, I much prefer animals and nature to human beings

>While having a GF is nice, what is NOT nice is having your life dominated by women.

yes but also please understand that I am 18 and the clock on getting a virgin girlfriend is ticking fast and I dont wanna lose mine to someone who has lost theres it feels gross to me

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>>42796

fair point

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>>42770 (OP)
Archangel Flanders putting in work.

>at school
Bud, I am similar to you. And it sucked in school. My secret was to literally just wait it out, got into a trade school, and now I'm chilling, life is 100x better now that I've moved out, and am "my own man" if you will. You'll learn girls as you grow older, which will give you more confidence with them (even if you rarely even talk to them, which is literally me), which in hand makes you more attractive.
<leddit
The 'normie' will always be who they are, so stay being who you are as a person, always get back up, because when it counts, they will be forced to respect you from the works and effort you've put in. And they will regret their irrational hatred.

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>>42797
>yes but also please understand that I am 18 and the clock on getting a virgin girlfriend is ticking fast and I dont wanna lose mine to someone who has lost theres it feels gross to me

Yeah, times have changed. I don't have any tricks or esoteric knowledge to help with that unfortunately. That's a good thing because i don't think i have the spiritual fortitude to not be corrupted by such powerful knowledge. People are having a hard time finding their forever wife, so a virgin on top? Not going to tell you to change your standards, but that will be a hard journey.

I am going to say, if that is the journey you choose, and i think you should follow it, then plan it out. Ask yourself what life you have to live and where you have to go to find someone that meets your criteria. Contrary to what the naysayers screech, living a wholesome, honest, and pure life has it's rewards. Rewards that you will enjoy. Sure you will be tempted by the what ifs, but in those moments stop yourself and say "i have".

Good luck and hang in there.

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>>42833
its not a full scarcity issue but i need to find me a girl in the next… call it 4 years

I have a friend that is near perfect but just not attractive to me sadly, wierdo like me and from a similar area but she looks like one of my aunts to its a no go for me


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Paper schizo thread, paper friends are welcome
I doodle sometimes
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Just realized MapleStory also uses a leaf
Hope people don't get confused thinking it's about maplestory instead of fpe

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I will be the second Joel excluding his cordism

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joel sucks
also i use the qa thread more often than here but i will still check

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>>41598 (OP)
(γ€€:ﾟ皿ﾟ) RADDA RADA

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8l trama dump

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CAB YOU FUCKING READ IT RETREATS?????? HUH


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i had a dream where a cute girl was flirting with me and trying to get me to join the army and shell fuck me or whatever . The gov is invading ur dreams for propaganda now.

So I sign up to all the EU armies (im american so idek) after bitching and whining ab how i dont want to die in the sahel. I accidentally signed up for the Ukraine army and I go to jail for draft dodging.

I didnt even get laid bro what an awful dream

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The government does have dream tech that can broadcast propaganda into your mind, I've had gory nightmares of people being set on fire, lit up with machine guns, or having their head crushed by a giant stick, i'm not even a violent person.

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>>41758 (OP)
this thred is now Dedicate to angelina the prety pink princes angle

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o divine

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ah bless

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thak u divine

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What were you eating before bed? Also lay off /pol/ for a bit.

Not going to say "oh noes government can't do that" i am going to say it is probably other stuff that made you have such a dream, like following global problems too closely.

While i don't claim to have esoteric meme magic knowledge, i do interpret your dream that you are both worried about the world, and that you probably want to enlist. I advise enlisting unless you don't want to be on the street or want to get out of town.

I hated the navy, and apparently the other branches are either just as bad or God awful worse. You kids are high strung. I know times are very hard, and you got the short end of the stick, but the world is not ending and i am confident that you guys will come through these tough times as strong men.


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Frens, how to make friends at school??
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>approach
>talk

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>>42131 (OP)
Pee on them to assert dominance

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>>42131 (OP)
I feel you OP. Even though the entire town near my school is having a blackout, and people are being brought together, I still am struggling to make connections.

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What grade? or is this college?

Clubs would be the best start.

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>>42131 (OP)
Skip these normies. Focus on grades

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Give help and ask for help. The best friends are made between people who help each other repeatedly. Leisure sports/games/interests are also there but I don't think they stick around so much


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Why do Zoomer boys keep peeing on me?

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>>42814 (OP)
Sandnigger rapegang spawn are not "zoomer boys"

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huh??? what in the Sam hill…


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Idk who you are or what your game is but to whoever is doing all the Flandersposting may God bless you; it's nice to see a little positivity amid a sea of "i hate niggers/faggots/women/my life" posts

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i hate niggers, faggots, women and my life but i like that flander avatarDEITY

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up
>unori-ACKKKKKK


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omg

i LOVE avatar now!!!

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i dont wanna work on this avatar stuff anymore

…

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>Iraq, post US war.
>Government is corrupt, schools are a joke, more cheaters in national tests than the cheaters in France.
>Somehow everyone still worships the state when it comes to education.
>Instead if laughing at the absurdity, now students are pressured by their family and society at large to get 99.9% marks on the national finals, just so they can get into le med school.
>Tfw my family cares more about what the corrupt state thinks of my intelligence than they care about me.
>Tfw now I understand why westoids hate boomers.
>Tfw I feel like I am getting indirectly cucked, like the state is a step-father and he's banging my mom while she tells me to just accept it and bend over.

I can't take it Soys. Imagine you being a mess and the only thing your mother says is "if only I beat you so you studied harder" because grades are the only metric she acknowledges. Help me, Impaler of Foes…

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I'd like to be your mothers' impaler, just call me Vladdy Daddy

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How much does a plumber make? Take a long, realistic look at the careers you have available, and what it takes to get into them.

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>>42751
Don't get me wrong, I am not a bad student. I am of the top of my governorate actually.

The job isn't the problem, neither is money. I can do anything from programming to carrying bricks to climb the laborer job ladder. It's easy here since no income taxes yay. The problem comes when society looks down on you for not going to college and sitting for 4 years to get the "approved by nobodies!" badge. Their hands pull away from you in disgust no matter how well dressed, behaved, knowledgeable, etc. you are, they'll have easier time shaking hands with the devil.

Though, I am open for recommendations. What skilled jobs could a 3rd world raisinhole require?

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>>42754
OUCH! Boomers suck everywhere.

>Though, I am open for recommendations. What skilled jobs could a 3rd world raisinhole require?

ALL of them. Seriously, people look down on plumbers until they need plumbing, they look down on electricians until the lights go out.

IF you have the grades, then civil engineers would be helpful. They would tie into the oil industry via soil assessment and road building. so good ole haliburten would hire you. IF you don't want to work for the oil industry, well civil engineering projects. Roads, water, public works just a lot of stuff.

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>>42762
Hmmm I see I see. Looks like I will be studying civil engineering in Syria, at least there the colleges are functional. How ironic.

Thanks for the advice, random internet Anon

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>>42764

I hope it works out for you! Maybe this random internet conversation will result in a skilled engineer who rebuilds places torn asunder by war? Regardless i pray for your success.


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okay

the animatic is done

who do i send it to

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is this a photo of you

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>>42690
no

its a pic of my wife

thats my hoodie though

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marge what animatic

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check out gracie abrams newest ig story

she gave me a shout out

im IN!!!


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i haven't had any meaningful friendships for a few years ever since i've finished school, i only briefly talk with people in work (cafe) and go to the gym talking to nobody as well the occasional video game with a friend or two, but its getting boring and im considering quitting gaming

im honestly so lonely that i have started deluding myself to pretending that i have access to thousands of sharty "friends" that i can talk with anytime, in reality i just lurk this site to fill that social craving otherwise i just feel so alone, its like im having faith in having friends due to sharty friends or something

genuinely how do you make friends outside of work or should i just go into hermitude

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>im honestly so lonely that i have started deluding myself to pretending that i have access to thousands of sharty "friends" that i can talk with anytime
I mean you kinda do, alot of people here can relate to you and you don't seem like you're annoying to talk to or something. you should probably just talk to people more at work. idk though.

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idc about having friends anymore, people are fake af to me and only reach out to me when they need something. i also have a gamer friend but he only plays rnca and i want to quit gaming as well. i think i'm going to be lonely for the rest of my life and i've stopped being rebellious against this fate since resistance is futile, but i'm also an braindead autist so idk

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Church.

Part of me wants to just copy and paste church a thousand times in this box but i know that some church suck and church is NOT for everyone.

Next is volunteering. This helps with networking, skill development, and more importantly you are helping the community. So even IF you don't make a friend, well you STILL did something so not wasted.

by school do you mean highschool or college. I know college is expensive so it's not an option for most.

>>42413
I am sorry to hear that. Unfortunately finding a good person can be hard. You have to go to where the good people are, and even then there are snakes in the grass.
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Same, i never really had any actual friends because i keep changing schools and push away those who care about me.


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I feel like I have lost a sense of my identity. I don't know what I'm TRULY interested in, everything is either taken away from me in some way, is inherently flawed, or gets dull after some time.
I want to explore who I truly am, but every single time I try to build a pair of wings some absolutely retarded nigger comes in, ruins them, raisins on them, leaves and tries to convince me that this was a good thing and my interest was raisin to begin with.
God fucking damn it nothing I do seems to be right and I'm tired of fighting, but I know that giving up is not an option anymore, since I'd have to get a degree in something. What the hell should I do?

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>>42720 (OP)
Just play Dark Souls anon, it's that easy.
Or Enter The Gungeon if your pc is potatoe.

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>>42721
geg why those games specifically? I'm not spending thrembillion hours on video games. I actuallly thought about playing games like billiards or checkers but I have no one to play with

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Dubstep bruh

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>>42722
Well those games are difficult, have a chill community, and is anti-tourists because you need actual skill to enjoy them.

Other than games you may want some hard hobbies like WoodWorking. You will make beautiful stuff that will always remind you how skillful you are.

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Give us some more details, what you are comfortable giving, there may be someone who has more experience with this and they might just chime in.


Why are you caring what other people think? Granted what are these interests they are destroying? Were they healthy? I need to ask because message board.

Anyway lets get your sense of identity back, not sure if this will work but it's something? First, sit down and ask yourself what you succeeded at. You HAVE successes, big and small and self esteem issues are just not noticing those. Next sit down and ask yourself "what do i regret and why?" regret is a wonderful and powerful tool. It means we did something wrong, know we did something wrong, and want to fix it. Having regret means you have a soul and are NOT an NPC.

> since I'd have to get a degree in something.

Hold up, are these people messing with your college majors? Ignore them. YOU are the one enrolled not them. The trick to college is not so much the degrees but the classes. A strategic elective here and there can mean all the difference.

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>>42742
>Give us some more details, what you are comfortable giving, there may be someone who has more experience with this and they might just chime in.
I'll try. Let's see how it goes. If you have any more questions, ask.

>Why are you caring what other people think? Granted what are these interests they are destroying? Were they healthy? I need to ask because message board.
Mostly my parents who always think they know everything. Can't say raisin anymore because they always respond with either "Don't talk back to me" or "I am who I am and you have to get used to it". It's tiring at this point. They have a certain image of me and if I don't make the cut ONE TIME they get mad about how disobedient I am. They will make a huge scene out of a single mistake I did and remember it forever, but they seemingly shut their eyes off as soon as I try to correct it.

>Anyway lets get your sense of identity back, not sure if this will work but it's something? First, sit down and ask yourself what you succeeded at. You HAVE successes, big and small and self esteem issues are just not noticing those. Next sit down and ask yourself "what do i regret and why?" regret is a wonderful and powerful tool. It means we did something wrong, know we did something wrong, and want to fix it. Having regret means you have a soul and are NOT an NPC.
Thanks, I'll try it. I do have a couple of hobbies but their quality isn't the highest, or at least that's what I think.

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