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 β„–44094[Reply]

its you, gracie

youre the one

not those whores!

im just fucking with them and those faggots

 β„–44105

dude shes so Slavic why do you like this girl so much she looks like a borderline sandnigger

 β„–44106

>>44105
god points me to her, and i listen

simple as



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 β„–44073[Reply]

nah

im was just joking

gracie abrams is my wife

fuck all you dumb, no good whores

 β„–44097

why did you post this at 4am bro…

 β„–44098

>>44097
because i was thinking about her



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 β„–43739[Reply]

I sometimes wonder if my parents already know I'm a faggot, but they're just too old and tired to care
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>>43895
I'd love to, but I don't wanna make this into a fagmaxxing thread, sorry. Ask /fit/
>>43891
Not molested. My love for men is likely the result of genetics + me discovering masterbation too early.
>>43928
I wouldn't exactly call myself a proud faggot. I'm too ashamed to ever tell my parents, and I'm planning to stay in the closet for as long as I can.
>>43909
I've tried becoming normal nigga. I even went 3 weeks without gooning because 'teens told me I'd make me less of a fag. I don't think there's a way I can be fixed.

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>>43912
Apologies
>>43938
It’s over for you or something

 β„–43952

>>43940
That's what what I thought

 β„–43956

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>>43928
this, so much this GEEEEEEEEEG

 β„–44086

>>43798
You have to gradually shift your sexual thoughts and attraction away from masculine people and towards feminine people.
So if you usually think about twinks for example, you should try thinking about femboys instead, until you regularly will think of more and prefer femboys over twinks. And then when you do that you move on to trannies, until trannies becomes the norm, and then after that you finally make the effort to be fully heterosexual.
Wherever you are sexually, you find the straightest thing you can be attracted too, and you make that the norm, and doing that will make it possible for you to be attracted to other, straighter, things.
This is how porn addict bisexual or homosexual men who say they were heterosexual once got that way. They kept looking at gayer and gayer porn because it was more exotic. But it works in the opposite direction too, it's just often less exciting because being straight isn't really taboo or exotic the way being gay is.

 β„–44089

>>44086
Twinks - femboy - tranny - hetero, what a retarded pipeline, it should be gay porn - tranny - masculine futa - twink - femboy - feminine futa - masculine women - hetero



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 β„–42291[Reply]

So, I'm 18 years old, autistic and unemployed. And I live in a turd world raisinhole (that's important) so I can't get neetbuxx. I have no skill that can make me money and I absoulutely cannot work. My parent is gonna kick me out sooner or later because we can't stand each other.
I'm aware that I'm not attractive and I won't make a fortune from onlyfans. I won't have to. I'll do fetish stuff that doesn't have much content (don't worry nothing gross) and I'll advertise it on reddit.
For context, a month's rent costs 400 dollars in my country. If I sold it for 5 dollars, I would need to have 100 subscribers to make that (onlyfans' commision is 20%). It takes about 6 months for hrt to show it's full affects so if I start taking it now I'll be able to pump out content in 6 months. And in those 6 months I can better prepare for it like working on my physique. I'll have to invest in stuff like a camera and lightning or whatever so it won't work right off the bat but it can work if you're smart about it. You could eventually even make a living off of this. It seems feasable.
But on the other hand, this would feel like betraying everything I believed in since I'm not a tranny and I've always been transphobic. But I really don't see any other way, it's pretty much survival for me at this point.
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>>44118
def turkey lmao

 β„–44130

who keeps bumping this?

 β„–44132

bdkskfbdolsbs

 β„–44138

>>44124
GEEEEEEEEEEG funny if true. How do you know?

 β„–44139

>>44138
there was an autistic turk on /pol/ and /int/ that kept complaining that he was living in his 3rd raisinhole but i could be wrong

 β„–44144

>becoming a slopjak will get me a job



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 β„–43687[Reply]

i requested my monthy royalty check be sent in this month

 β„–43867

for what

 β„–43881

>>43867
I invented slopjaks

 β„–44081

>>43881
I don't believe your being honest.



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 β„–44032[Reply]

its only 8 frames

but i think im getting the hang of animating horses now

lel

 β„–44056

>>44032 (OP)
Aren't the Avatar animals meant to have 6 legs?

 β„–44057

>>44056
hey shut up

 β„–44060

the third pair is hidden

when activated, the animal releases its hidden pair

 β„–44070

okay, if we set the story on pandora, then were gonna have to cut out all that spaceship stuff from the beginning

 β„–44071

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>>44056
plus, the horses dont really look like that

they look more like pic related

sculpted by aaron sims



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 β„–44068[Reply]

my real REAL gf

i promise


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 β„–44010[Reply]

uh

theres actually different girl

shes my REAL gf

shes really skinny

i wont say who though
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>>44052
yeah, I went up a few times this year, but the clips wern't as good

 β„–44062

>>44033
Mexico, I'm using a translator to speak to you

I mean, I can read the messages and understand what you say but I can't write English

 β„–44063

>>44047
CΓ³mo me gustarΓ­a conocer la nieve algΓΊn dΓ­a

 β„–44064

>>44050
Damn bro nice trick

 β„–44065

>>44044
And what's it like there? At least here in southern Mexico, it's fucking hot. Disadvantages of living on the coast, I suppose

 β„–44066

>>44049
Ash_Baby.png



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 β„–43740[Reply]

I really need a diaper bf… who will (optionally) crossdress with me in diapers…
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 β„–43905

op is a raisinalalalalalian raisinskin poopcel lockedstonerald

 β„–43960

>>43905
I'm white though

 β„–43964

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>>43740 (OP)
if youre a SISA or an effeminate HISA I would be your boyfriend thoughever there's no way I'd wear diapers. sorry

 β„–43981

>>43740 (OP)
):<

Stop gooning, you are rotting your brain into oblivion

 β„–44055

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>>43964
We're just not meant to be… and that's okay!

 β„–44058

>>44055
One day, I will murder you



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 β„–44053[Reply]

What did Nedbro do during his time in the Navy? From the way he's talked about it, it doesn't sound very fun.


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 β„–44039[Reply]

Ahemmmm, listen to my poem.

Soy, soy, soy
It's in my system
Goym I was born
Hebrew overlords rule us all

Women, women, women
Can't get any of them
Women, women, women
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

 β„–44051

>>44039 (OP)
It doesn't even rhyme, oldfag



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 β„–44018[Reply]

you guys are praying india gets nuked, right?

 β„–44019

i dont think any on the planet has to pray for that to happen

 β„–44020

anyone*

 β„–44025

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something in fact… happens



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 β„–43082[Reply]

why is it so hard to sleep? I do a lot of exercise everyday, I barely eat, I don't jerk off anymore, and I don't use my phone or anything before I sleep, yet it still takes an hour minimum if just laying in bed and looking at the ceiling to fall asleep. it feels like I have too many thoughts in my head and I usually sleep better when I take melatonin or something but last time I did that it fucked up my sleep even more for the rest of the week. what should I do?
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 β„–43873

>>43797
I have autism I don't think I have ADHD doebeit

 β„–43955

>>43082 (OP)
okay, this is going to sound counterintuitive, but unironically, more cafeine
before I was sleeping 10-11h/day, but waking up intermittently and still tired at daytime, so I thought "well fuck it"
I started taking caffeine pills (2x 400mg/day) with the idea of at least being less tired throughout the day, but i've noticed I can finally sleep without waking up every 2 hours

 β„–43958

>>43873
The two commonly co-occur with each other.

>>43955
Further proof of ADHD. Stimulants don't "up" us with ADHD. It actually calms us down. It's a paradoxial effect that doctors can use to determine if the person actually has ADHD or not. Get evaluated. Join us.

 β„–43973

>>43199
My psychologist told me not to work out before bed because even though you're tired afterwards the released chemicals make it harder to sleep.
I also noticed some granola bars I was eating had caffeine in them and they were definitely fucking up my sleep because I'd usually have one before going to bed.

 β„–43974

>>43958
>the two commonly co-occur with each other
do they? I guess that makes sense.
>further proof of ADHD. stimulants don't "up" is with ADHD.
I'll try drinking coffee or something before bed.

 β„–44008

>>43958
>Further proof of ADHD.
I've tried stronger stimulants (kratom, ritalin) but they've quite different effects
the effects of ritalin are more influenced by genetics than ADHD or NON-ADHD (lost the study albeit)



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