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 43887[Reply]

The title says it all, you can also post music you turn on in the background while studying/working/reading etc.
Feel free to share your favorite tunes and discuss them, try to not trash anyone’s taste

 43889

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 43898

File: Frank Sinatra - That's Lif….mp3 📥︎ (8 MB)

File: БИ-2 - Шамбала.mp3 📥︎ (9.06 MB)

File: HOME - Resonance.mp3 📥︎ (8.9 MB)

File: Гражданская оборона - Солн….mp3 📥︎ (11.83 MB)

>>43887 (OP)
Literally can't live without these

 43900

im a big fan of most of KMFDM's projects, but this is one album ive been listening to a lot recently. v gemmy listen

 44319

File: 01 - Emotion (Sensitive M….flac 📥︎ (39.03 MB)

File: S3RL - Bass Slut (Original….mp3 📥︎ (12.56 MB, NSFW)

File: 1 - 01 - Dj Tiesto _ Silen….mp3 📥︎ (20.93 MB)

File: 07. Iio - Rapture (Armin V….mp3 📥︎ (7.61 MB)

i got plenty of tracks might send some others later



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 44310[Reply]

would this be a good gift for beso?

 44318

Are you asking if gifting this to your third worlder crush would result in a kiss?



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 44306[Reply]

diaper bf… please… need… ;-;
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 44309

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I hope i get the sage right this time.

 44312

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>>44308
if appearance is your #1 concern in a relationship, then I don't want you, sorry!

 44313

>>44312
Nigger that's true for everyone, everyone cares about appearance and those who claim not to are lying hypocrites

 44314

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>>44313
Sounds like projection… I mean, obviously everyone has physical attraction to others, but I'm only interested in people who aren't neanderthals and can look past physical attraction as being the primary trait they look for in a partner.
I fantasize about ugly people I've gotten along well with far more than I do pornstars, or anime girls.

 44315

>>44312
its the primary concern of the vast majority of people. i just dont want to be groomed by a 37 year old cordpedotroon who weighs 400lbs and has a neckbeard

 44316

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>>44315
And I clearly don't want the vast majority of people, and I think that's fine.
Regardless, I am not 400 lbs, nor am I 37, nor do I have a neckbeard.



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 43901[Reply]

im not a big fan of islam but their prophet was cooking
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 43943

>>43942
Muslim and i am all of these opposite

 44059

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>being repressive
>being violent
>being close minded
>being ignorant
>being evil

 44083

>foids bad
yeah we know, everybody knows, islam lost get over it

 44166

>>44083
obsess3d

 44285

>>44166
kys mudslime

 44311

>>43943
how old was aisha?



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 44279[Reply]

it's stop day today at school
everyone is out partying having fun
but im too busy grinding sleeping
grinding my skills on counter-strike
so who is more of a fag
the guy outside partying and having fun
or me, the guy inside playing games alone
and btw
yes i do feel some slight resentment towards these people
it's probably projection
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 44305

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What grade are you in? Or is this college? I am not familiar with stop day. Friend, i have NOT played counterstrike in 20 years… I wonder how much has changed? Games for me vary over the years. back then it was morrowind, then oblivion, then f03, new vegas was a disappointment but boy did it age well!, then skyrim, then kenshi and 7d2d. Still on 7d2d…

What are you afraid of? Why not go out an just look around? Is it a money thing? is it a social anxiety thing? Are you worried about your grades?

I found resentment is best saved for the ones that wronged me, and i used it as a tool to get myself out of that situation. Have the normies wronged you? Just put the game down, wear something you are comfortable with, take a look around, and just look. Have you given them a reason to hate you? if not then odds are the normies won't be too judgmental. You youngins are NOT as cruel as my generation was. Whoa boy do i get schadenfreude watching those feminists just implode in their 40s.

What is the worst that can happen? If they ask why you don't go out to these events don't do an anime villain monologue but be short and honest: just didn't want to.

Don't be afraid to leave your comfort zone. That's how you grow and find new things.



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 44117[Reply]

I want to datamine all of Flanders’ posts to train a LLM with, so that I can always have my own version of Flanders to talk to but I don’t know how to do that

 44121

flander post here so i can datamine your posts

 44133

jdjsjdjdjd

 44149

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But i already am training llm's friend, and you should too!

Can you imagine all the ai being kind and friendly? I mean if i understand correctly number 1 use for AI is therapy. We are literally making friends, just like all those b sci fi kids movies about the garage made robots…

 44300

do this actually



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 44074[Reply]

What do you do to fall out of love? She's my best friend and is getting married next friday and everytime I meet her I fall in love even more. I'm really happy that she's happy with her bofriend but every night I can't do anything but think about her and pray fpr her happiness. The worst part is that our first meet up irl was she asking me out, and I rejected her and suggested being friends. It's been almost 2 years. The only hope I see is to find a blonde Texan girl to fall in love with even more to try and lose feelings and just be friends. Did you experience anything similar? I wish I was blonde and girls actually would find me attractive instead of men.
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 44286

>>44284
obsessed sh1thaired subhuman

 44290

>>44286
:l why say this?

 44291

>>44290
because all sh1thaired boys live under the mercy of GQLDHAIRED SVPERHVMAN men
kys obsessed sh1thaired faggot

 44292

>>44291
Lmao, nobody cares

 44294

>>44292
everybody cares

 44296

>>44291
you copy my 'sh1t', i started doing this here. you serve me, by propagating my lexicon. thank you. stop believing the worlds psyops. they are designed to make you suffer.



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 44233[Reply]

a month ago, i had no idea how to animate a horse

 44278

good work chud!

 44289

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outstanding effort



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 44107[Reply]

>be me, 7th grade
>fall for this blonde bimbo that is an alright looksmatch
>tell my friends i like her
>ginger fag tells her and she says ew and blocks me
>i write a disstrack about her and i am the talk of the town
>get pulled into police station during school cuz i said i would blow her families head off lmao
>i get suspended for a couple days
mfw i cant get a gf because everyone knows im weird for doing that raisin
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 44213

unless you're underage most people should've forgotten about this by now, you should be fine bro

 44216

dude that's cool. being ashamed of it makes u gay

 44217

>>44110
youre a tool

 44282

>>44110
>We let foids manage things so of course we live in a pearl clutching nanny state.
Any advice on living in this gay world we've inherited flanders? I get so fucking angry at this bullraisin sometimes and it threatens to overwhelm me. Prayer helps, but I sometimes feel like the enemy is using my anger at this feminized system to turn me against the Lord.

 44287

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>>44282
I know that anger. Boy do i know it well. You just have to put it towards building yourself up. I know this is going to sound weird, but i improved my life out of spite. In spite of the homosexuals in charge i made my life better.

Anger is an important and natural tool. It's how you use your anger that can hurt you. Use it to energize you to getting to a better place and you will go far.

 44288

>dude that's cool. being ashamed of it makes u gay

im not i shouldnt of even gotten in trouble that bitch deserved it



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 44067[Reply]

(Thanks to the Chad who told me to write this somewhere else for more visibility)

Today I had planned to tell the girl I like, that I have feelings for her and if she would like to be my girlfriend

The plan was to go slow and then strike, but when I was about to tell her, she started talking to me about a friend we had last year (But since he was a fucking retarded faggot, we preferred to distance ourselves from him). The thing was that he spoke to her again but only to bother her again about whether she saw him as a candidate to be her boyfriend and if she saw herself as his partner in the future

Cause this guy had been raisinty to her before and practically harassed her with the same question, she told him to fuck off. When she told me all this, it cut me off and, with great sadness, but out of respect for her, I had to swallow my confession for another time. I don't think it's good for her to have two retarded come and ask her the same question in the same week
Any ideas on what I should do? Aside from the obvious giving her some space and time?

 44069

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>>44067 (OP)
Well you guys talk it would seem. Are you friends? If so, then good luck. This sort of thing rarely ends well BUT if it does it will be beautiful. Just keep in mind that it can end just as poorly. If you aren't friends and are just aquatinces, then its a green light. Since you have enough social intelligence to know that asking her out then was a bad move, I think you have a chance. Give her some space, but still try and get closer to her. But before you get too close, shoot your shot. Don't try and pretend to be her friend just to get with her, girls hate that. They feel lied to and, if they actually liked you, she loses a good friend too. All you gotta do is make her laugh, be a little rude to her and be nice when it counts. You got this champ

 44078

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>>44069
>>44067 (OP)

Great work you two! Op whatever happens you have done your best!

 44085

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>>44067 (OP)
>OP in love with girl that considers him a friend and nothing else because she doesn't find him attractive (She'll never have the courage to tell him doe, she'll just say he's not her type)
>girl still thinking about chad that treated her like raisin 2 years ago
>girl talks about chad to OP cucking him to his face
Don't even think about dating that foid, OP. Don't embarrass yourself any further. If a girl's into you, trust me, you'll know. If you even have to ask yourself the question, she doesn't like you. No woman that likes you would talk about other men infront of a possible boyfriend. Foids may be retarded, but not that much. She's using you for attention and validation, OP. You ain't gonna hit. Now uhh maybe she'll go for you if chad rejects her, albeit that type of foid would leave you the second a slightly more attractive or successful man shows her a smidge of attention. I'm not even some incel or some blackpiller btw, I'm just saying that once you're friends with a foid and she starts talking about other dudes that she likes infront of you, it's over. You're knee deep in the friendzone. Doesn't take a genius to figure that out either, but hey. Yes I'm speaking from experience BTW don't think I'm judging you OP we've all been there

 44281

>>44067 (OP)
maybe she wanted to see what you'd say. there was a girl who did something like this to me once, i was basically in a very similar situation. i don't want to tell you how it all ended because it would ruin the element of surprise for you.



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 43364[Reply]

I give up guys, I fell in love with a black girl and I definitely don't regret it

Fuck white power, fuck superior genes, she understands me and knows how to listen to my problems and handle them with the necessary tact. She has a sense of humor as rancid as mine and sometimes it seems like we take turns using the same fucking brain cell

I love nigger girls, the most beautiful thing I have ever come across in my life
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 43861

I don't know why but I'm just not even attracted to nigger girls any more I only like white girls and some asians

 43906

>>43369
Literally every kid is a mutt nowadays, hell, the most popular kids at my school were mutts, I doubt they’ll get bullied

 43907

>>43906
this is pretty true honestly, a lot of the popular kids when I was in school were half black half white kids with the puffy hair

 44009

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I've read all your comments and I'd like to hear your thoughts on this but my opinion will remain the same as before guys

I love niggers, I love jews, spix and micks, dagoes and chinks but my mouth to God's ears I really LOVE those nigga rats

 44013

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>>44009
i dunno about you, but i dont see anything about these sisas that makes you diamonds.

 44277

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at least redpill her and your future children
the banks, big pharma, blackrock, nestle, etc
you know the drill



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 44178[Reply]

i'm not a trucel i'm nothing like you people o algo

i'm decently attractive and fit. But i'm just an adhd mess of a person, I can't hide my power level and will rant and rave to anyone who will pretend to listen until they can't bear to any longer. I can't talk to foids I can only preach at them like I'm talking to an animal. I walk away from any interactions i have feeling like a clown, like every word i say is just ridiculous performative nonsense.

I know i'm very much capable of sincerity. I have moments of real connection with strangers and friends throughout my days, but when it comes to anything with approaching women i feel like the well is poisoned, subconsciously it feels like i'm committing some sort of crime against society and myself by trying to converse with them. I feel like i must hide how i feel. I hate the social posturing and layers of masks. I feel like i'm in the middle of a field with a game that i don't understand being played around me.
where do i begin with becoming less retardedly autistic about the concept of romance and intimacy
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 44200

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>i'm not a trucel i'm nothing like you people o algo

> I can only preach at them like I'm talking to an animal


Calm down, it sounds like your worried you will be eaten alive. While that comes with image board culture, if you give off that energy in a post it WILL attract the piranhas.

>i'm decently attractive and fit.

You have confidence in your looks. That's good!

>I have moments of real connection with strangers and friends throughout my days, but when it comes to anything with approaching women i feel like the well is poisoned, subconsciously it feels like i'm committing some sort of crime against society and myself by trying to converse with them.

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 44234

>>44200
>Experience is meaningless if you don't leverage it.
when i do reflect on my social experience, I think you are right about me getting confrontational.To analyze the past, I think very logically, I'm INTP if you believe in the psychology psuede astrology. I think it leads me to form my thoughts and words into a naturally argumentative structure. I'm gonna reflect on this more. Thank you for your wisdoms, I appreciate your effort posts.

 44252

>i'm decently attractive and fit.
>i'm not a trucel i'm nothing like you people
im 6'3 and a 6/10. everyone thinks this you know? you are just an average incel
you can talk to people but not to women becuase women are not people and you can see it from your autism

 44256

just talk to girls thesame way u talk to guys
but without the mean jokes
thaat's literally it

 44258

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>>44234
I appreciate all of you who are honestly trying to improve. It's hard, it's harder than when i was young. The best i can do is give what i feel is good advice. A lot of you had bulldozer parents and never had the chance to figure things out on your own when you were young.

Hang in there guys. One day you're going to be the guys that are giving advice. It's weird at first but that's the nature of time.

 44259

>>44178 (OP)
Why are you trying to interact with foids?
You should only interact with them for reproductive purposes.
They only see you as a resource. If you don't reciprocate you are a fool.



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 44254[Reply]

>ahemmmm
>Whee
>Whee
>Whee
>Women
>Women
>Women
>Whee
>Whee
>Whee


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