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 â„–44107[Quote]

>be me, 7th grade
>fall for this blonde bimbo that is an alright looksmatch
>tell my friends i like her
>ginger fag tells her and she says ew and blocks me
>i write a disstrack about her and i am the talk of the town
>get pulled into police station during school cuz i said i would blow her families head off lmao
>i get suspended for a couple days
mfw i cant get a gf because everyone knows im weird for doing that raisin

 â„–44108[Quote]

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>tell my friends i like her
first mistake. no matter how much you may think you trust anybody giving them any sort of confidential information like that is just like handing somebody a dagger and then telling them not to stab you with it. its just setting yourself up for failure

 â„–44110[Quote]

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>i write a disstrack about her and i am the talk of the town
>get pulled into police station during school cuz i said i would blow her families head off lma

Why did you think that would be a good idea? Who on God's green earth said that would be a good idea?

We let foids manage things so of course we live in a pearl clutching nanny state. The actual dangerous kids your age are completely unknown to the cops.
I don't agree with the suspension, back in my day that would have been two weeks of detention with specialized assignments on respect. But that time was long ago and degenerates murdered mentorship and growth.

You have been fed a metric diddly load of propaganda that you should be dating and having a GF in school. No. School is for studying and preparing for your future. the people that are feeding you that propaganda want you to ruin your life so they can easily dupe you into an enlistment overseas. The last thing you want so to have to enlist in the navy and be micromanaged by thrice divorced functional alcoholic psychopaths.

Let me red pill you on these "young relationships": you know diddly squat about her family, you know diddly squat about her, you know diddly squat about yourself. You don't know how credit score works, and you don't know any of the basic fundamentals of adulting. You should NOT be knowing these things. Those things are stress.

200 years ago this age would be a good time to start courting under the close supervision of the two families. Well those times are gone.

a 7th grader is a child. The great news is that this will be one of those funny stories that haunt you for the rest of your life where you talk about that distrack. Focus on your school, ask who you want to be, ask what you want to do in the future, and learn about the world around you. Worrying about a GF is an adult problem that trust me, you do NOT WANT TO WORRY ABOUT.

Go sit in the corner and think about what you did, then think about where you will be in 5 years. Ask yourself what you did wrong. Ask yourself what is important.

 â„–44211[Quote]

>>i write a disstrack about her and i am the talk of the town
>>get pulled into police station during school cuz i said i would blow her families head off lma
>
>Why did you think that would be a good idea? Who on God's green earth said that would be a good idea?
>
>We let foids manage things so of course we live in a pearl clutching nanny state. The actual dangerous kids your age are completely unknown to the cops.
>I don't agree with the suspension, back in my day that would have been two weeks of detention with specialized assignments on respect. But that time was long ago and degenerates murdered mentorship and growth.
>
>You have been fed a metric diddly load of propaganda that you should be dating and having a GF in school. No. School is for studying and preparing for your future. the people that are feeding you that propaganda want you to ruin your life so they can easily dupe you into an enlistment overseas. The last thing you want so to have to enlist in the navy and be micromanaged by thrice divorced functional alcoholic psychopaths.
>
>Let me red pill you on these "young relationships": you know diddly squat about her family, you know diddly squat about her, you know diddly squat about yourself. You don't know how credit score works, and you don't know any of the basic fundamentals of adulting. You should NOT be knowing these things. Those things are stress.
>
> 200 years ago this age would be a good time to start courting under the close supervision of the two families. Well those times are gone.
>
>a 7th grader is a child. The great news is that this will be one of those funny stories that haunt you for the rest of your life where you talk about that distrack. Focus on your school, ask who you want to be, ask what you want to do in the future, and learn about the world around you. Worrying about a GF is an adult problem that trust me, you do NOT WANT TO WORRY ABOUT.
>
>Go sit in the corner and think about what you did, then think about where you will be in 5 years. Ask yourself what you did wrong. Ask yourself what is important.

thank you ned

 â„–44213[Quote]

unless you're underage most people should've forgotten about this by now, you should be fine bro

 â„–44216[Quote]

dude that's cool. being ashamed of it makes u gay

 â„–44217[Quote]

>>44110
youre a tool

 â„–44282[Quote]

>>44110
>We let foids manage things so of course we live in a pearl clutching nanny state.
Any advice on living in this gay world we've inherited flanders? I get so fucking angry at this bullraisin sometimes and it threatens to overwhelm me. Prayer helps, but I sometimes feel like the enemy is using my anger at this feminized system to turn me against the Lord.

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>>44282
I know that anger. Boy do i know it well. You just have to put it towards building yourself up. I know this is going to sound weird, but i improved my life out of spite. In spite of the homosexuals in charge i made my life better.

Anger is an important and natural tool. It's how you use your anger that can hurt you. Use it to energize you to getting to a better place and you will go far.

 â„–44288[Quote]

>dude that's cool. being ashamed of it makes u gay

im not i shouldnt of even gotten in trouble that bitch deserved it



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