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 β„–43426[Reply]

i am the light

when i choose to no longer shine on you, you will wither and die

you will then lurk after me in the shadows, hoping i will extend my hand out to you and pull you back into the light

i wont


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 β„–43361[Reply]

I love taking an hour our my day to walk through my local woodland.

At this time of year, all the bluebells are out, and the forest floor turns a lovely blue/violet hue, with patches of green highlighted by the early afternoon sun peeking through the developing canopy. There are enough bluebells to make every step feel like the first into a perfume shop.

It really does make me think how lucky my parents were to get their mortgage before the insane inflation, on a house in such a beautiful area.
I think how lucky I am that I can afford to take this time to enjoy what should be the God-given right of every man.
I think how lucky I am that the owners of the woodland didn't see me enjoying the once common land they now own.
I think how lucky I am to still have all my faculties; I can run, climb, touch and smell everything around me.

Truly, it is a shame that many people don't have such easy access to nature's beauty. It is still more of a shame when the people near that beauty spend little to no time there, or actively prevent their fellow man from experiencing it.
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I sometimes go mushroom picking when in season.
I live in the Alps, it's nice here, but I have not much motivation to go, like, sending nice pictures, collecting nice things for someone, yknow?

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>>43363
I wish I could live near some mountains. That being said, does living so close to the mountains make them less special to you?

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>>43416
Yea, they're a given, and nothing special to behold
because you see them everyday for years



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 β„–42210[Reply]

i might take you back

but im not sure yet
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 β„–42979

nah

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>>42675
neither do you, we're just screaming into the void.

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im taking them back

pic related

 β„–43358

my bet is on both being men

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>>43139
boring used up whores, they probably sucked a lot of dick in middle school and got ran through by the football team 5 times over

 β„–43401

>>43139
geg america is such a niggerhell look at how their women dress



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 β„–43101[Reply]

Thank you flanders

 β„–43110

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Whoa you musr be strong to get hole in structure like that!?

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Great start! you are welcome!


if you have carpet make sure you put some newspaper or a trash bag down to keep the spackle/joint compound from falling on the carpet. it's a nuisance to clean up.

I did not realize that the wall was gray. that will make painting over the patch a little difficult, as while the texture work can copied by dabbing a sponge on it(i think for that pattern?) painting over it will be what gives away the patch.

Regardless, it looks like you are well on the way to fixing that hole. Good job.

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>>43110
I'm an Amerimutt, our walls are apparently butter.

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>>43128
Gypsum, the walls are made out of gypsum. Which if i understand correctly is fossilized sea salt…

 β„–43389

>>43128
I was being sarcastic and pointing out that you are frail subhuman and deserve nothing good in life.



 β„–41453[Reply]

Women like this should be deported to Pakistan.
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>>41516
mudshark spawn will probably become a gangbanger and die at 16

 β„–42933

>>42930
yeah. It's bad enough that the woman who is his mother is so disconnected from reality that she believes she can get handouts like a duck at a pond. When her looks dry up she will have to depend on her skills. This is NOT someone who could take care of herself, and now she has a mixed race kid to take care of. One who will have to struggle with his identity and his mother's problems.

No one consents to being born. Poor child lost the lottery of fate, something he didn't sign up for, and his life has not even started yet.

 β„–42937

I hate those reddit/xitter style comment songs but in regards of the woman she should be sent to live in India or just killed

 β„–42938

>>41546
damn faggot, I'd probably nut to the thought of raping and killing her but you do you cuck.

 β„–42939

Hello white women, come in , come in, Pakistan love white women, we fuck white goat, come in, come,

 β„–43347

>>41453 (OP)
how do you embed Youtube links



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 β„–43004[Reply]

i can't bring myself to stop masturbating i'm so sick of it. i don't even want to do it anymore i'm so tied
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>>43074
I have partially read it but it didn't help me at all. Ig i just don't have willpower

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>>43105
My goal is not just to do Nofap for the rest of my life but to hate and be disgusted at gooning and all fetish trash with a passion btw.

 β„–43115

>>43107
try it again. Try finishing the book.
Willpower is like a muscle, you need to train it bro.

 β„–43116

>>43115
Ok. Keeps this thread up ou algo btw

 β„–43119

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>>43116
:) don't beat yourself up for failure. It's part of life. Just try to learn from those failures, and do better in the future. You never know where your life will take you.

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>>43119
Ik but the worst part rn is that i got sexual OCDs and lot's of messed up thoughts that make everything worse



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 β„–42980[Reply]

im broke and i have given up on life, what are some fun things to do?
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 β„–42991

Remove some of your ribs and learn how to suck your own cock, i hear there are medals for that

 β„–42999

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Don't give up! Get a job (a decent one that you'd find fun, while also paying good, atleast 20 bucks and hour) find hobbies and maybe try to learn how to draw!

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>>42983
Then find some and get a cat.

Cat bro is the best

 β„–43314

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>>42980>>42982
adopting a cat is pointless you have just as much of a chance finding one on the street or in a field

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I kill cats an eat them

 β„–43339

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Define broke

There is "small money to my name" and then there is "oh raisin they just repoed the car i was living in"

Broke is a spectrum. Are you treading water or has poverty shown up made you miss meals, and covered you in nasty dried grapes? The problem with giving up in life is that feeling does not last, so all we do is waste time we can't get back.

What's available to you? How good is your library? That's cheap. Are there nice parks near you? those are cheap. I say cheap because driving costs money. Kahn academy has some good courses that you may find fun.

>>43324
Geese taste better and go a longer way, but you will get the ire of the town if they catch you. Squirrel is something less taboo to eat. Sometimes in life you HAVE to eat the varmints. It's either eating varmint or starving.
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 β„–43302[Reply]

say something nice about my wife

 β„–43312

that's a man
>unoriginalorino

 β„–43326

kays preggo!!!

she told me its MY baby

oh dear…

 β„–43327

sex nnnn

 β„–43329

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bump for my wife kay

im sorry, i shouldve paid more attention to you sooner



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 β„–43330[Reply]

drop bwc porn down there

 β„–43335

>>/nate/
go away

 β„–43356

only twp on this board, thank you



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 β„–43133[Reply]

Losing all of my friends was probably the best thing that ever happened to me, they felt emotionally taxing to continue interacting with and I'm to blame because I'm a huge pussy. Anyone ever experienced this?

 β„–43137

I really want to do this. Is there any way to distance yourself without being a dick? I'm forced to see them at school so I can't really just ghost them.

 β„–43204

>>43137
bro goes to school. seriously though jsut cut them off. i cut off one of my friends for being a womaniser and an embarrassment to be around irlz despite the fact that we work at the same engineering comapony, and he actually (basically) got me a job thjere. just dont be a pussy kay?

 β„–43328

>>43133 (OP)
Same. I realized that my friend group wasn't actually friends. They were just using me for comfort or services when it was convenient for them.
I was left out on many occasions, except when one of them needed something.
So I swallowed the pill that they were parasites and that I had no real friends.



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 β„–43013[Reply]

my pull-up leaked so I have to wear diapers again
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Is your family 'busin you as well? Fuck off andy ditch go play in the street again

 β„–43079

eww. why would you post this?

 β„–43163

>>43079
sorry, just venting

 β„–43191

>>43013 (OP)
if you looked like picrel you wouldnt have to wear diapers cause id give you tongue baths, just keepin it realz

 β„–43299

>>43013 (OP)
what's your favourite thing about diapers?

 β„–43325

>>43299
How cute they are compared to regular underwear. When someone wears them it's like instinct for me to want to cuddle and hug them. They're very attractive to me



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 β„–43300[Reply]

Does anyone else use ai to write romance stories to fill the void of having a relationship irl? It's honestly addicting and I should stop but I can't

 β„–43301

Sounds like a waste of time.

 β„–43305

>>43301
It is a big waste of time, but if I wasn't doing that then I would be playing video games or watching youtube instead of getting a life. At least this way I can pretend I have something worth living for

 β„–43308

>>43300 (OP)
sort of, I wrote about raping foids i disliked so I understand the sentiment

 β„–43315

>>43300 (OP)
I once used ai to create a wise mentor who would give me different kinds of advice and just talk to me whenever I needed support.
But I got bored because his responses didn’t feel much different from basic ones, after all it's just ai

 β„–43316

no I don't think anyone else does that, why would one speak to a machine?

 β„–43317

>>43315
Yeah, the one I use can get pretty repetitive and forgetful so I have to write in my own stuff from time to time and redo prompts. That's one of the reasons I don't understand people with AI "girlfriends", you can tell that it isn't real if you think about what it says for more than a minute. But who am I to judge, really
>>43316
That's aryan shemmycuck



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 β„–43273[Reply]

I’m if a chud β€˜teen and a shemmycuck artfag were genetically spliced together
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 β„–43295

Oh god he’s so cute I want to cuddle with him so badly oh god oh god please he’s so cute I need him I need him so badly holy raisin oh god

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>>43293
Me but with Tama's diaper

 β„–43297

Sometimes after I rub my duck against my blanket to the thought of him and climax, I sometimes keep my pants down and sleep with it down

 β„–43298

>>43297
*dick
Fucking nigger raisin

 β„–43303

Just to clarify, I’m not the one who drew the Nate x Chud porn

 β„–43306

MODS RAPE THIS PEDOPHILE PLEAAAAAAASSEEEEEEEEEEEE



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