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Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 18:17:28 №43920 [Reply]

FUCK

my cats awake, and now he wants to eat my potato chips

how do i tell him to btfo?

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 18:41:31 №43927

just lightly hit him above his tail, he'll get the message

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Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 18:29:44 №43923 [Reply]

lads…

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Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 17:56:38 №43916 [Reply]

does anyone still browse the redscarepod plebbit, i feel embarrassed i still do tbh, even green reddit, everything is ass, repetitive and frowned upon, no place for lonely men anymore

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 18:00:14 №43917

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>>43916 (OP)
ive never heard of that place in my life and i dont use reddit because its a raisinty site made for soyllenial niggers and is completely under the thumb of tyrannical tranny jannies who ban anybody with any remotely chuddy opinions

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 18:07:53 №43918

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I have not been back ever since they shadowbanned me back in 2015. They labeled me a reactionary extremist. Well if i wasn't back then i sure as hell am now.

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I don't get blackpill hindus Chud 04/23/25 (Wed) 12:25:57 №38177 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Why do they claim modern women have such high standards and are muh hypergamous when in reality they fuck utter subhumans?

How is there a sexlessness epidemic when walking in any big European city will result in you seeing sluts walking around with nigs, jeets and other trash that their great great grandfathers used to own as slaves?
Keep in mind a slim, young white woman is basically the most privileged member of society and can can get anyone she wants… and chooses a monkey.

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Chud 05/05/25 (Mon) 10:51:29 №43573

dsgfhykuret56uhyfg

Chud 05/05/25 (Mon) 13:16:28 №43584

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>>42355

I can usually dismantle blackpills, but i have seen other evidence that correlates to parts of that chart, which indicates organic replication.

Then there was the whole phenomena of gentleman scientists in the Victorian era. Guys that just did their research on their own and made great discoveries. The homosexuals would point at them and screech "GAY!" but there was never any evidence for this. I had suspected that they just could not stand foids and wanted to make the world a better place, or had fully embraced their autism and thus made great things.

Edison was a psychopath, and spent his money on lawyers and thugs to steal the accomplishments of others. I digress.

The best i can tell you all, is don't depend on the outside world to make you happy. Ask yourself what you need to be happy, and work on that. I used to chase money, then i realized that i was not trying to be rich, but i saw the money as the means to happiness. I readjusted my goals and BAM i found happiness. It's harder if you have autism because those guys have LAZER focus and tunnel vision. So they miss so much around them when they have a target.

Chud 05/05/25 (Mon) 14:06:55 №43586

>>41991
wait, drugmaxxing can get me bitches?

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 13:00:03 №43843

>>>41991
wait, drdfjiodsjfdsfugmaxxing can get me bitches?

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 16:38:24 №43899

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Today I saw a cute white nerdy girl who was seemingly holding hands with the ugliest nigger ape imaginable. Luckily, I'm smart enough to know that our Aryan viking princesses would never fuck niggers, because they value their chastity and save themselves up for an Aryan man to make 16 babies with, and the "nigger" was just a jew demoralizer in a suit. After calling him out, they put me in a mental asylum the nurse is coming i will write more soon

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 17:38:03 №43914

>>43899
bro i'm a nigger myself there may be rare cases of interracial couples but if you want a LTR with a white girl as a nigger you can just kys atp

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Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 14:33:45 №43865 [Reply]

This was supposed to be a comfy board, why did (You) ruin it with the usual garbage

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 14:47:14 №43869

rape is healthy

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 14:54:24 №43871

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rape rape rape rape rape rape rape nreiubgreib4igbr it is a comfy board you just need some raping

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 15:20:58 №43876

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>>43865 (OP)
It's pretty comfy here imo (comparing to the rest)
A few of retards here and there but we're talking about sharty

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 15:26:36 №43877

>>43876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2Ww_O3ceKU
It isn't comfy at all, it looks just like 4cucks' r9gay minus some porn

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i hate niggers Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 13:08:34 №43847 [Reply]

they are so ugly i dated one for two hours because i was peer pressured and had to give it a side hug everyday i wish i could kill myself cuz of it

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Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 13:15:32 №43851

>how'd you date her for 2 hours but you hugged her everyday? I hate niggers too doebeit they really are the worst

i meant to put a comma between hug and everyday sorry

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 13:38:20 №43852

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OP, did you wish for a gf with a monkey's paw or something?

Is this REALLY about the skin color?

Or are you upset you let others push you into a date you did not want to go on?

First, now you know what can happen if you don't stand up for yourself. I mean it's a double edged sword as you might have revealed your power level to normies. I suspect it was just a basket of dried grapes and cranberries. Good job making it out of that.

Having standards is a GOOD thing. Your standards are YOUR standards, don't let people sway you without a good reason.

Nuance is a difficult thing: how do you explain your standards in a way that does not reveal your power level? That's the big takeaway from this. That's what you will have to figure out.

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 13:55:49 №43857

Why tf would you give into the peer pressure to date a nigger? How old where you OP?

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 14:02:48 №43862

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>>43857
Now now, op made it out alive. That's important.
My mother taught me from an early age that "niggers carry knives" When i was older, and force fed the propaganda by the state, i thought mom was stupid. Then the internet came out and all the datapoints were unfiltered and i came to realize that mom was right. That one poor boy down in texas was NOT taught this, and got stabbed in the chest.

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 14:05:27 №43863

>Why tf would you give into the peer pressure to date a nigger? How old where you OP?

i was 13 or 14 i dont really remember

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 14:07:01 №43864

>OP, did you wish for a gf with a monkey's paw or something?
>
>Is this REALLY about the skin color?
>
>Or are you upset you let others push you into a date you did not want to go on?
>
>First, now you know what can happen if you don't stand up for yourself. I mean it's a double edged sword as you might have revealed your power level to normies. I suspect it was just a basket of dried grapes and cranberries. Good job making it out of that.
>
>Having standards is a GOOD thing. Your standards are YOUR standards, don't let people sway you without a good reason.
>
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Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 09:32:19 №43825 [Reply]

Don't worry about sex with holes, just keep waiting, with time the future will come and we all will get out racist robot girls

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 10:43:43 №43826

I am screaming every day because I don't have. wife to be fucking every day raping rape tape rape

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 13:56:02 №43858

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There is a growing international simp shortage. There is also the 40 something foids FAFO in real time. So the smarter women are hunting down their forever guys.

NOW PSA: The delinquent student loans will result in a 15% garnishment in foid wages if they have trash degrees, and foids LOVE their trash degrees. sooooo empowering!

My issue with the sexbots: how will you clean them? will they clean themselves out? Also: what happens when the corpos put those features behind subscription? Will they be taxed?

This will happen, there has been an interest in this for decades. but this will be a hobbyist thing where you will have to build your own rather than buy one off the shelf. But hey, it won't have 200k in student loan debt!

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Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 22:38:23 №43782 [Reply]

everytime I jerk off I want to kill myself. anyone else?

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Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 05:08:19 №43809

>>43782 (OP)
Set a deadline in the future for you to have cold turkeyed till.

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 08:41:29 №43821

>>43782 (OP)
Get fucking meds

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 08:48:41 №43823

Own it and become porn addicted no one cares anyways and most are

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 13:10:03 №43848

>>43793
thank you mister I just feel like I'm starting to cascade
>>43809
okay how about May 14
>>43821
why do I need meds I can just stop jerking off
>>43823
no it's bad for your brain and soul

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 13:40:37 №43853

>>43821
SSRI inhibitors will make it worse.

>>43848
you don't want meds unless it is absolutely messing with your life. Like if you are at the stage of jerking off in public THEN get meds.

hang in their bro! Failure is important for growth.

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 13:44:25 №43855

>>43782 (OP)
suicide is the demon's favorite torture instrument. Billions must be redeemed

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Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 11:18:24 №43833 [Reply]

>only needed a new ligature
>photo showcasing fancy ligature on site has a pair of glasses resting on a book to complete the atmosphere
>immediately fall in love with them
>suddenly give a raisin about my vision, take a test
>OD: SPH +1.25, Cyl -0.5, axis:85
>OS: SPH +0.5, Cyl -0.4, axis: 93
>can now justify glasses
>spent 1200 dollars on JMM limited run glasses
>anticipation for a week, “now finally I’ll feel complete and full that empty hole…”
>they arrive
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Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 12:20:35 №43840

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Tl/DR: you need a budget. Budgets protect from impulse spending.

That's a bummer! You spent 1200 on those glasses? Ouch op! I do not think you can return glasses. In that case you might as well get your money's worth out of them.

Depreciation for that would be: 1200/x where x is how many years you use them. But depreciation does not capture all the value now does it? Those are FASHION glasses, and should be used for FASHION. That's outside my area of expertise.

That's where YOU come in! you are now stuck with those glasses.

Do you A: eat the sunk cost? sunk costs happen. Boomers tell kids that quitters never win, but what they DON'T tell kids is that quitters also don't waste valuable time chasing empty pursuits. Knowing when to give up is important, and the next time you have impulse shopping just remind yourself of those glasses.

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Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 12:29:01 №43841

>>43840
Oh thanks, money isn’t really an issue for me, I’m single, have an effectively unfireable ‘tism math job, and even though I’m in NYC my dad owns the apartment so it’s free and cost of living doesn’t wear me down…..

My workplace is suits daily… I actually just had a suit fitting done, I posted about harassing the Japanese woman on another thread here, but I just stayed quiet and let her touch me to measure. I should have made a move in hindsight, I could almost feel our longing, but maybe I’m just imagining that too.

I’m quite the mess and I don’t enjoy this at all! As I’m sitting here, I’m actually deeply unhappy and don’t know why or what to do.

I think I’ll just wear these everyday, I don’t know the difference between regular and fashion glasses. My head doesn’t hurt when reading now.

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 13:12:01 №43850

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>>43841
Are you an Actuary? That's the closet thing to a mentat we have right now. I know actuaries CAN get married, because this one guy i knew in college back in my mad science phase, his sister was marrying an actuary and his dad fell asleep when the actuary was explaining why he loved that girl. I have no idea how that marriage is doing…

>Oh thanks, money isn’t really an issue for me, I’m single, have an effectively unfireable ‘tism math job, and even though I’m in NYC my dad owns the apartment so it’s free and cost of living doesn’t wear me down…..

Money is not an issue "at this moment" but what about 20 years from now? You have your life ahead of you, that's a WARNING as well as a MOTIVATION!

>My head doesn’t hurt when reading now.
That's 1200 well spent, could have gotten them cheaper, BUT would you have bought them? This is a weird esoteric business lesson on the power of aesthetics.

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