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 â„–43717[Reply]

why are normie niggers like this?

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>>43717 (OP)
I'm an oldfag and at work everyone carry their laptop in a backpack. Backpacks are just more logical, fashion faggots are jobless anyway so they don't need to carry anything

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>>43720
Gather around younglings, oldsoy is speaking trvth

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as fashion guru, fat people shouldnt wear skinny jeans

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>>43722
As a skinny guru,fat people should fucking die

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>>43724
as a fat obese neck bearded nigger, i hope you kill yourself lol!



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 â„–43716[Reply]

fuck that raisin

i gotta post something…


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 â„–43715[Reply]

im also in love with beso because she draws better than me

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Ok

Are they paying you to post this? I understand that times are tough but wouldn't there be something better you could do?



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 â„–43712[Reply]

fuck it


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 â„–43699[Reply]

shes pregnant


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 â„–43713[Reply]

my wife, gracie abrams, is so badass

so powerful

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damn, shes so hot

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Why are you obsessing with JJ Abram's kid?



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 â„–43561[Reply]

my god

why is this taking so long to animate

FUCK MY LIFE

and why are the pouches black???

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ching chong bing bong

 â„–43565

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dfhsdhsdjsdgjsfjgsgsfg

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>>43561 (OP)
Looks awesome anon. Keep doing what you love! the effort will pay of when its done.

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>>43561 (OP)
okay, so this shot is done (will post later)

now im thinking which shot i should do next…

maybe one of these



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 â„–43332[Reply]

>wake up
>browse imageboards & goon
>go to sleep
Literally every day has been exactly this for the last 3 months. What do I do?
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Buy a bible and read it

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>>43332 (OP)
the cuckternet is raping our minds

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>>43332 (OP)
Adderall prescription, get a job, start from here

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There are not a lot of details there.

Do you have a job? In my shoes if i was not employed, i would be in a slump.

What happened three months ago?

>>43355
Has done a good job with this advice. We sometimes fall in toxic places, and don't realize they are toxic until it's too late.

You want to change, that's important. For the next step I would analyze what i am doing to cause this and adjust. Some of these image boards are nasty, they have nice conversations than BAM some jerk posts a thread where he wants images of what just happens to be very tempting stuff.
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>>43332 (OP)
get a job nigga

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>>43539
EVERYBODY NEEDS TO DO THIS



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 â„–43622[Reply]

>NED FLANDERSON IS A NEWFAG WHO DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SAGE
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>>43671
it goes in the email field, you just type it lowercase, no exclamation mark, just
sage
or
supersage
sage means your reply wont bump the thread, and supersage means the thread goes down a page.

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>>43678
Why thank you for the sage advice friend! So is a super sage just "super sage" in the email?

 â„–43683

yeah just "supersage" no caps no spaces. you can also type bump in the email field too but it doesn't do anything special. it used to skip a post number until 2 gets got stolen with one post on /soy/ by the now massacred /bp/ board

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>>43680
>supersage
>sage means your reply wont bump the thread, and supersage means the thread goes down a page.

I knew about sage from 8chan and 4cuck, and just did it in all fields. This super sage is new to me. So it knocks things down a page? that's very useful. Is there an option to tag a thread for the /nate? or is that up to the jannies? Are they called jannies here?

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>>43684
you can report threads and that might get them moved (idk I don't report anything) but only use urgent report for cp otherwise the jannies will leak

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>>43671
kys nusoi



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 â„–43592[Reply]

The simps are responsible for gassing up and providing for used up whores. Weak men are always the root causes of societal problems; women are just the clay dolls

 â„–43594

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Simps have been disappearing for a while. What intrigues me is how after USAID got cut there seems to be even LESS simps now, almost as if some of these "models" were getting government money in some form of grant.

Take a moment, take a deep breath, and ask yourself: who has the money to waste on this stuff? Who has the money to waste on women?

Then remind yourself: You are NOT responsible for the world. Not your burden. God didn't make you atlas and stick the world on your shoulders. Yes stupid people are being stupid, but don't let that get to you.

Get our ducks in a row, get your life together, Stick to your standards, and eventually you will find someone to build love with. Love is NOT found but built.

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>>43592 (OP)
Well someone has to eat the leftovers eventually

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>>43594
You're on to something here. The whole "rich onlyfans girl" thing is a demoralization psyop.
Who the hell would wage slave while some thot is raking in millions?

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>>43675
There is a lot that does not make sense. Granted reality does not make sense at times. But one of them is that most girls don't make a lot of money on only fans. My understanding is most of the girls there get 200 a month. It's similar to crypto for guys: We only notice the rich crypto bros, but the vast majority who lost money are completely ignored and forgotten.

I suspect that these huge donations are either money laundering, or some sort of sneaky means to adjust the algorithm. I don't know how the OF system works. My hunch is it promotes the top earners to the top. So giving yourself a sneaky donation may pop you up to the top.



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 â„–43612[Reply]

is it better to be a Twink with an attractive face or be built with the ugliest face ever?

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>>43612 (OP)
twinks are aryan doe, so attractive face, face mogs every other body part

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>>43613
everyone on /pol/ says I'm a Twink with big hips and girl eyes but I'm really ugly and don't like my body so I was wondering what you guys think

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>>43621
i have hips and thighs thicker than my waist too we should breed and create the perfect twink

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>>43624
what bro? I have big hips but they don't even look feminine just ugly. I just want to have an actual masculine body type.

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>>43627
NUSOIPOOPAS ARE FAT

 â„–43674

I'd rather be ugly and swole



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 â„–43600[Reply]

something happened to me today

>be me, 21M, average guy, definitely not a chud but far from a chad

>be friends with low-mid tier 20F, total femcel, we'll call her annonete
>be into stacy from another class
>waiting at the bus stop outside campus with anonette
>stacy walks by
>"oh hey anon, is that your girlfriend?"
>autistic-brain.exe has stopped working
>stacy walks away before I could say anything
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>>43661
NTA personally I would, I prefer genetics and personality over straight looks. I don't care if shes flat, or has an ugly face, as long as shes white with blue eyes and has a decent personality I'm in love.

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>>43665
account based in india

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>>43666
>account
newfag
>based in india
I'm from north Carolina nigger.

 â„–43668

>>43667
you're from north delhi you fucking pajeet

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>>43668
kek, you wish. I'm from north Carolina, the homeland of the white race.

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>>43670
whatever you say, Apu



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 â„–43596[Reply]

I'm a trans, jewish nigger, If that matters.

 â„–43597

ok

 â„–43603

your so valid

 â„–43610

Powerful

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I look like this, but don't say this



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