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 43410[Quote]

I used to goon but now its just boring and I dont even do it ever day or every week, I need love or I cant get off, which is weird cause I still have insanely high labido but just need a woman who i love yk
but heres what happens when i talk to women
>OMG shes perfect
<shes like 28
>OMG shes perfect
<shes like 14
>OMG shes perfect
<shes like a troon
>OMG shes perfect
<shes like not a virgin
>OMG shes perfect
<shes like a lesbian
>OMG shes perfect
<shes like a lesbian but fucks men cause shes sexually attracted to us but not romantically
>OMG shes perfect
<shes not that good looking

these all have happened to me in the past 2 weeks since i started looking for a foid again

 43435[Quote]

Get over yourself and fuck the 28 year old

 43442[Quote]

28 isn't that old. she can still have kids for like 4 years bro.

 43483[Quote]

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Public service announcement: The US government will be garnishing paychecks to collect delinquent student loans. The foids are going to have lighter paychecks and will want to settle down soon. DON'T GET INVOVLED WITH THEM. You do not want a whore with 200k of trash degree debt.


How old are you? if you are early 20s than that 28 year old is a red flag. if you are in your 30s then why reject her? was she fat? Since the other one was 14 i suspect you are on the younger side, in that case avoiding the 28 year old is a very good call.

What the hell is "like a troon"? is that smell? or something gross? There is no "like a troon" it's either disgusting troon or ugly manly girl. Troons are not women. They will never be women.

define "not a virgin" are we talking town bicycle or can she count her partners on one hand?

>lesbian

Which kind? the tomboys that smoke unfiltered camels? I saw that in the wild once. it was a rebellious phase and they will get tired of female bullraisin. The camels are a real downside because those are old man cigarettes.

>fake lesbian

Yeah good call avoiding that.

>uggo

also good call.

Men get attacked for having standards, and these attacks have been so constant that we have forgotten the primordial red flags. When you reject a woman, it's not something irrational like the "ick" it's "the ancient survival part of the brain has turned on and is sounding an alarm". Sit down, review your interactions and observations with the girl, and ask yourself "what did i find wrong with her?" Then you will uncover a red flag.

Children do NOT consent to being born. When dealing with women always consider that there is a possibility that she will try to baby trap you or have an accident. IF you do not want to settle down with her or have an 18 year obligation with her, then avoid her.

 43503[Quote]

>>43410 (OP)
teach me to stop gooning

 43516[Quote]

>>>43410 (OP)
>teach me to stop gooning

Never stop jerk off to porn



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