/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

somebody is willing to hire you,
buy a polo and comb your greasy ass hair for once.

quit bicching on this site lmfao. go to walmart or fred meyers. Hell' I make 18/hr at a job I landed just by walking in and asking.

>>44041
yeah ik its just really fucking hard given the current job market in my area. im trying to go back to school so telling all hiring prospects I cant start working until like 2 pm seems to deter them but I haven;t given up on putting in applications. still its tough to apply to like 30 places in two months and get only one interview and zero hirings. still a nusoialcoholic who wakes up at 1 pm no matter what I do THOUGH (only started drinking to deter suicidal thoughts and it helps me go to bed before 4 am)

>I've been unemployed for two months
Been there. The longest i had was a 6 month stint, but from what i understand i was VERY lucky it was only six months.

> I have become a NEET who wakes up at 1 pm every day and I've been drinking most nights for the past week.

You will have to correct this. ASAP. I have lost opportunities because some recruiters like to call at 8:00 am just to weed out candidates who stay up late. Still salty about that but then again i am where i need to be. Also you do not know who long you will be unemployed for so you should save. You don't want those bad habits when you start your new job either.

I was told to write custom cover letters and resumes for each job i applied to. I did NOT do this. i made the best resume that i felt captured my skills and played the numbers by sending it out to every relevant position. Last job hunt was 2020 and after 200 resumes i got about 20 interviews. One was an internship which i am VERY salty about because they were an insurance company but did NOT want to give out health insurance. I am very glad i shot that down. I could do that because i was still working. I was just looking for better opportunities.

These companies are evil. they assume that if you are a vet you get free healthcare from the government and offer "internships" that skimp on benefits. IF that is your only job offer, then might as well buy obama care but look to jump ship. Job hopping because they are greedy is a good reason to job hop don't let those boomers tell you otherwise. Leaving a paid internship for a real job is NOT going to look bad either. Yes, these corpos are trying to give ADULTS internships!

Then there are fake postings. What's real? i dunno? One tool is some sites will say "this employer is responsive" so go off of those? So if you do get a good interview, make a special custom resume and cover letter for them. If they ask why you have two different resumes, tell the truth: There are so many fake postings that it's more efficient to send out one universal resume 200 times than make 200 resumes. If that is a deal breaker for them, then they are unreasonable.

Hang in there, this is a raisinty problem, it's gotten worse, and tricks that work in one industry may not work in another.

Lowkey talk to a chatbot about how to solve your stuff

>>44061
fix the sleep schedule, just fix it, it's not fucking impossible. so don't tell yourself that it is. all you have to do is go to sleep earlier and wake up earlier. you have nothing to do all day it won't be devastating to shift your schedule.