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idk how i knew but i did

>be me

>join an alt social media to make moar friends
<its kinda like myspace but not? if that makes sense
>get a friend who has a pretty normal looking page
<shadow the hedgehog pfp, lists interests, cool black background made with html code
>get a feeling that shes gf material
>send friend request
>accepted
>try messaging her
>USER IS NOT ACCEPTING MESSAGE RIGHT NOW
>sadge.webp
<side note fuck webp I get its better o algo but its annoying
>talking to another friend from site on discord
>she says the site has a discord server
>join
>see girl talking in vents about feeling fake and personality-less
>I understand those feels quite a lot so I talk to her
>shes super nice and we get along well
>talking to her moar
>ask to see a pic of her
<I like to know what people look like
>shes a fucking 11/10
>tell her shes pretty cause like… y'all'd do the same
>we end up flirting for like 6+ hours and I fall asleep mid text
>ask her if she wants to date me
>she says yes but lets wait a few days just encase
>come to find out shes never had a boyfriend before or even a kiss
>makes me super excited to be her first(and hopefully last) for everything
>ask her for her user on the site
>its the damn shadow the hedgehog girl I had a feeling about

what is this black magic man HOW DID I KNOW?

 â„–44251[Quote]

women are not people and do this raisin to attract desperate men, this is just another simp niche and you are falling straight for it

 â„–44253[Quote]

>>44251
this is why you are single anon

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>>44251
This friend may be correct. He is correct about women being dried grapes. That's fact backed by history, religion, and science.

>>44241 (OP)
Friend you may have walked right into the spider's web.

>>shes a fucking 11/10

No.
Women wear more makeup than clowns. It's why it's called "make up" because they are "making up an elaborate lie about their beauty" Gets worse with the filters.

Your brain is in your head, not your pants. You came here, because your brain suspects something is wrong, you posted that weird gif of the fat guy in the monkey tank top. IF you are online enough you get a feel for what the poster is trying to convey by their posts. It's how we can spot a fed if you have been around long enough.

First off, how old is she? if she is in the the mid 20s then i highly doubt she has not been kissed or had a BF. Unless she escaped from a hyper religious family but even then. Also are you SURE that was a real picture of her. Catfishing has been around for a while and FPH used the term "myspace angles"

Let me give you a powerful technique for women friend: "What was the first movie you saw in a theater?" This is how you weed out underage women or women lying about their age. It's also a powerful conversation tool.

When a woman says she is a "KHV", that either means she is underage, locked away in some cult compound, or most likely LYING THROUGH HER WHORE TEETH.

So lets get some details now. You flirted with her for six hours, so what information did she give you? Was it vague? that's acceptable because this is online. Is it conflicting? Red flag. All things sonic are redflags. It either means furry, autism, or both.

What are the details that she gave you, and what do you think they mean? You were talking to a "beautiful girl" for six hours, you had to have learned something?

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>>44253
>Anon
Go back to xitter
Women are not human

 â„–44262[Quote]

>>44260
See? Flanders guy knows how it goes

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online dating is not dating
she might as well not be real

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bump of humilliation



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