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You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

BEGIN

You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)
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Gigachvd breaks the barrel open, having hit most of his shots and avoiding friendly fire.

Rolan
If evens, front guard Let your heart be bright!s

 â„–110981[Quote]

if evens, red beret breaks out of confusion early and attacks baron cob

 â„–110982[Quote]

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Two guards break out of confusion and fire at the party.


(this is because the player's attack was limited to one party member)

Rolan 11d
9,10,11=full hits
6,7,8=partial(most)
3,4,5=partial(few)
1,2=full miss

 â„–110983[Quote]

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 â„–110984[Quote]

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Most of the guards' shots miss. Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110985[Quote]

>>110984
CERN resets reality and deletes everything

 â„–110986[Quote]

>>110985
schizorald but not doing this

 â„–110987[Quote]

>>>9373664 (You)
>schizorald but not doing this
even dough it happened

 â„–110988[Quote]

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>>>>9373664 (You)
>>schizorald but not doing this
>even dough it happened

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>>>>>9373664 (You)
>>>schizorald but not doing this
>>even dough it happened

 â„–110990[Quote]

>>110984
Tarrant gets his Big Mac ready while Baron Cob finishes off Red Beret and others fire

 â„–110991[Quote]

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>>110990
Everyone fires on the guards while Brent aims and Baron Cob swings at Red Beret again.

Rolan 11d
9,10,11 = full hit
6,7,8 = partial hit (most)
3,4,5 = partial hit (few)
1,2 = miss
evens = some friendly fire on baron cob
9,10,11= baron cob beheads red baron
6,7,8,9=baron cob cuts Red Baron again for more bleed

 â„–110992[Quote]

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 â„–110993[Quote]

hitlerian trips therefore all shots hit and are crits

 â„–110994[Quote]

>>110993
tsmt

 â„–110995[Quote]

>>110993
okay I'll make it count

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With the power of Hitler, the party shreds through the k1ke guards, initiating TKD on the barracks.
Baron Cob beheads Red Beret and the rest of the guards are blasted to pieces.
Baron Cob arrived from the canteen, so the rest of the area is probably clear…

 â„–110997[Quote]

suddenly, barack obama comes in

 â„–110998[Quote]

get it? because we are in the barracks and his name is barack?

 â„–110999[Quote]

>>110997
>>110998
bad boyald

 â„–111000[Quote]

You should use mouthwash instead.

 â„–111001[Quote]

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>>110997
>>110998
obama is actually involved…
teaser:

 â„–111002[Quote]

>>111001
if you aren't joking and obama will actuall come, then i guess we can have robama fight them instead, if it's important

 â„–111003[Quote]

kinda like george droyd, but obama style

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The team breaks out a medkit and begin healing. They'll soon merge with the rest of the Brapvengers…

TO BE CONTINUED…

 â„–111005[Quote]

>>111004
/cvive/?

 â„–111006[Quote]

VBSQLVTE CINEMV

 â„–111007[Quote]

>>111004
Right we haven't seen what Nate and the rest of the group were doing

 â„–111008[Quote]

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>>111004
giftmiest bread in months. Take as much time as you need to make the next part

 â„–111009[Quote]

>>111007
this bread has run its course
Dunno when the next bread will begin doe

 â„–111010[Quote]

>>111007
they're waiting at the junction
>>111005
perhaps

 â„–111011[Quote]

>>111008
thanks
>>111009
planning on part 3 dropping in a few days

 â„–111012[Quote]

>>111006
thanks

 â„–111013[Quote]

>>9374108
some features are breaking and it does get laggy when viewing full bread

 â„–111014[Quote]

>>111013
Will the aliens play a part in part 3?

 â„–111015[Quote]

>>111014
they'll be hovering over nyc, maybe they will

 â„–111016[Quote]

i hope they do, because i want them to be the next big villain o algo

 â„–111017[Quote]

Have a Merry Christmas, everyone!

 â„–111018[Quote]

>>111017
thanks saar

 â„–111019[Quote]

>>111017
You too

 â„–111021[Quote]

Up

 â„–111022[Quote]

>>111017
Merry Christmas.

 â„–111023[Quote]

>>111017
You're going to drop the next installment on Christmas right OP?

 â„–111024[Quote]

>>111023
I'd imagine that he's spending time with his family on Christmas rather than running a bread on bald man with glasses wesbite for half the day

 â„–111025[Quote]

>>111011
>Few days
>A week later

 â„–111026[Quote]

Still waiting…

 â„–111027[Quote]

Any update on when part 3 will come out OP? Take your time if you need to

 â„–111028[Quote]

I'm so sorry but part 3 has been delayed until further notice, and it might not even release.

 â„–111029[Quote]

>>111028
Oh, why so?

 â„–111030[Quote]

>>111028
At least it's nice to get a response instead of leaving me hanging


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