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 â„–108754[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

BEGIN

You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

 â„–109554[Quote]

>>109553
do it good boydy

 â„–109555[Quote]

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>>109552
lil chuudy enters the room
>Woah, who beheaded the glowbad boy? because this is festive as fuck!

 â„–109556[Quote]

>>109555
FUCK HER NOW, DO IT NOW!!!!

 â„–109557[Quote]

>>9301736
max smacks the guards jaw with his gun and shatters it, while reed shoots at the other guard, eastern cobby shoves his Big santa denier Cock all the way down that bitches throat to make her shut up

 â„–109558[Quote]

Actually, nah, fuck this. Kill yourselves.

 â„–109559[Quote]

>>109558
nigga why did you schizo out suddenly?

 â„–109560[Quote]

>>109559
I don't even know if it breaks the rules or what not, and I think the rape would leave an unsalvageable taint on the adventure.

 â„–109561[Quote]

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The team returns to the other Brapvengers. What do you do next?

 â„–109562[Quote]

>>109560
nigga just tag it as NSFW if your that worried, why arou such a bitch ass nigga

 â„–109563[Quote]

>>109562
Look, it just passes certain moral boundries that I don't want to cross.

 â„–109564[Quote]

>>109562
Quit acting like a cordbad boy dude.

 â„–109565[Quote]

>>109563
holy raisin this nigga is hella gay, can't imagine being this much of a bitch ass nigga ong

 â„–109566[Quote]

>>109565
It fucks with my conscience dude. Apologies.

 â„–109567[Quote]

>>109566
aight nigga, if you don't like heckin raperino, then why did you do this prompt? >>108786

 â„–109568[Quote]

>>109567
because gay raisin is funny

 â„–109569[Quote]

>>109568
you ain't OP lil bro

 â„–109570[Quote]

>>109567
I barely permit it because I expect prompts like this and it happens in every adventure bread ever.

 â„–109571[Quote]

>>109570
fine, you kinda won, but you just proved yourself to be a bitch ass nigga, you ain't a hood nigga like me cuh

 â„–109572[Quote]

HOHOHO! >>109561

 â„–109573[Quote]

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>>109571
imagine starting an argumnt in a bread because of your gooner self wanting to have a rape scene

 â„–109574[Quote]

>>109570
Will you do my ice mage prompts or no ?

 â„–109575[Quote]

>>109561
they all start to quietly tell the info theyve been given

 â„–109576[Quote]

>>109574
I forgot but yeah sure

 â„–109577[Quote]

>>109573
we had like two of them already, so might as well add a third one, also told this nigga to cook bruh ong :skull_crossbones::pray:

 â„–109578[Quote]

>>109576
YES, I'LL ONCE AGAIN USE MY BRAINPOWER TO KILL MY FOES WITH CREATIVE METHODS, SO MANY THINGS TO DO

 â„–109579[Quote]

>>109577
So watching porn or something

 â„–109580[Quote]

I mean stop , fuck my ESL

 â„–109581[Quote]

>>109579
nigga i did it cuz it's funny and makes yall niggas smile like yall need to go back to reddit bruh ong

 â„–109582[Quote]

>>109561
an average /anthro/ poster appears

 â„–109583[Quote]

>>109561
Find a vehicle and get to the synagogue

 â„–109584[Quote]

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>>109578
>>109583
>>109582
good boy returns from the fireplace…
>Hello, soyteens. I've discovered the secrets of hyperborea, and now I've come to guide you to the Herschel Synagogue.

If evens, an /anthro/bad boy appears.

 â„–109585[Quote]

>>109584
does nate still have that crystal with him? also, tell us what the TJD are up to

 â„–109586[Quote]

>>109584
1.When will the blood ritual happen
2.when brapvenger steps outside, a whole platoon of police force arrive with swat team and glowies alike to arrest them

 â„–109587[Quote]

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>>109585
(Nate has the crystal, but it's red because it was used to cure good boyler from being a zombie)
Team TJD enters the room.
Brenton Tarrant says
>The feds are crawling all over the building… and they got it surrounded. What do we do?

 â„–109588[Quote]

>>109587
take a raisin

 â„–109589[Quote]

>>109587
Seeing no option, Nate higger and his team decided to fight the fed head on

 â„–109590[Quote]

>>109587
nate gives the crystal to tarrant, tarrant uses his aryan magic to purify the crystal and turm it back to normal

 â„–109591[Quote]

>>109590
Don't you mean recharge it ? :nerd: :point_up:

 â„–109592[Quote]

>>109591
it used to be green and evil, tarrant is going to purify it and turn it back to normal, no need to recharge my nigga

 â„–109593[Quote]

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>>109587
Helluva boss c0rd marioman pedo appears

 â„–109594[Quote]

>>109587
The guard trio tell the party about the important information they got from the secretary

 â„–109595[Quote]

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>>109593
hello furcord drama enforcer

 â„–109596[Quote]

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The team goes for a head-on approach against paw enforcement. First, they must get past the mercenaries and guards in the hallway.
Brenton Tarrant purifies Nate's Atlantis crystal, turning it purple.

Rolan turns
Evens = Brapvengers attack first
Odds = Enemies attack first

 â„–109597[Quote]

This bread became coal after Jax was changed

 â„–109598[Quote]

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>This bread became coal after Jax was changed

 â„–109599[Quote]

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The guards shoot their guns at the Brapvengers.

Rolan
0 = all miss
2 or 4 = Most miss
Other evens = Half hit
1, 3, 5 = Most hit
7 or 9 = All hits
Digits = All miss

 â„–109600[Quote]

>>109596
Mafia toilet shoot acid at the enemies general direction while the Semitic trio flank the UN solLet your heart be bright!r

 â„–109601[Quote]

>>109599
raisinoko release the brap toward the enemies while TJD and the rest open fire upon them with ice mage shoots out three ice saw at sandbad boy and cops

 â„–109602[Quote]

>>109599
Also Brent charge along the trio

 â„–109603[Quote]

>>109599
Yakub curves the bullets with his mastery of magnets?

 â„–109604[Quote]

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>>109600
>>109601
>>109602
Your entire party fires, Brent and the disguised trio will flank soon, and good boy will fire some ice saws.

Rolan guns
0 = all miss
2 or 4 = Most miss
Other evens = Half hit
1, 3, 5 = Most hit
7 or 9 = All hits
Digits = All critical hits

Rolan acid cannon

Odds except 9 = Miss
9, 0, or 2 = Nondirect
Otherwise, full hit on somebody
Digits = multi kill

Rolan Ted
Evens = Hit
7 or 9 = critical
Digits = critical
Otherwise, miss

 â„–109605[Quote]

>>109603
Stealing this idea for later

 â„–109606[Quote]

>>109604
oh, and another thing i want to mention, the atlantean crystal that nate has can amplify the power of any magic/electromagnetic/electric/laser attack that goes through the crystal, bullets, acid, explosions, etc don't work, just wanted to add a little buff to it and maybe help the brapvengers a bit too

 â„–109607[Quote]

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Half of the Brapvenger's rounds hit, doing small damage to each of the enemy team. Ted's arrow also hits the NWO UN guard. The acid cannon kills one of the sandbad boys.

You pick some units to push the enemy. This makes them easier to hit, due to less range.
Satoko braps to get closer to the enemy team.
The trio and Brenton seek to flank the enemies.

Finally, Ice Mage good boy catches up and fires 3 ice blades at the enemies.

Rolan good boy

Evens = (number / 2) hits, up to 3
Odds = (number / 3) hits, up to 3
If hits exceed 3, it counts as a critical.
If rounds down to 0, no hits
Digits = all critical

 â„–109608[Quote]

>>109607
3 hits flat

 â„–109609[Quote]

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Satoko is now behind enemy lines.

good boy Ice Mage's spikes all hit, causing bleeding to the enemy.

It's now the enemy's turn to attack.

 â„–109610[Quote]

>>109609
(Do this prompt after enemies turn)
Eastern cob hack away at one of the UN guard while Brent ran his sword through another and raisinoko tries to tackle one to the ground

 â„–109611[Quote]

Evens = NWO and cop target satoko
Odds = They target others instead

 â„–109612[Quote]

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NWO and Cop target Satoko.

NWO goes for a buttstroke and cop blasts him with his shotgun.

Rolan NWO
evens = stun
odds = ineffective

Rolan Cop
Evens except 0 = most hit
0 or 1 = all miss
3, 5 = most miss
Other odds = all hit

The UN fire at the trio and tarrant.

Rolan
0 or 2 = all miss
Other evens = most hit
1, 3, 5 = most miss
other odds = all hit

The Israelis and Sandbad boys target the main group. Less guns = less likely to hit

Rolan
0 or 2 = all miss
4 or 6 = Most miss
8 or 1 = Half hit
3, 5 = Most hit
7 or 9 = All hits
Digits = All miss

 â„–109613[Quote]

If below 5, rat gets hit :(

 â„–109614[Quote]

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It's a bloodbath, as the enemy's shots all hit the Brapvengers. Satoko gets the worst of it - a meatshot to the chest, and his rat gets hit by the blast as well… He gets critically injured

Rolan
If 3 or 5, Satoko and the mouse Let your heart be bright!.
Other odds = incapacitated but survive

 â„–109615[Quote]

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With his last breaths, Satoko clutches the rat. They both Let your heart be bright! from vital organ failure…

 â„–109616[Quote]

>>109615
Satoko lets out one more brap at the enemy before he acks and he whispers his last words

 â„–109617[Quote]

>>109616
he also raisins

 â„–109618[Quote]

>>109614
Alright my prompt should be next after the enemies turn

 â„–109619[Quote]


 â„–109620[Quote]

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>>109610
Eastern Cob slashes one of the guards while Brent stabs his bone sword into the other.

Rolan
Most Evens = both effective
1, 3, 2, 4 = both ineffective
5, 7 or 9 = bleed
digits = big bleed

 â„–109621[Quote]

ONE OFF

 â„–109622[Quote]

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The guard's armor does its job and negates the sword strikes.

Satoko unleashes a post-mortem shart.

Rolan
Most Odds = Ineffective
0, 2, or 4, 7 = Distraction
6 or 8, 9 = Knockout

 â„–109623[Quote]

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The brap isn't even smelled by the NWO or the cop. It's now the enemy's turn to attack.

 â„–109624[Quote]

>>109622
SEVENTY PERCENT CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING BTW

 â„–109625[Quote]

>>109623
We'll try melee again after enemies turns and ice mage freeze them

 â„–109626[Quote]

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The enemy generally shoots at the Brapvengers. The two UN guards target Brent and Eastern Cobby point blank.

Rolan general
Rolan
0 = all miss
4 or 6 = Most miss
8 or 1, 2 = Half hit
3, 5 = Most hit
7 or 9 = All hits
Digits = All miss

Rolan UN
Odds = Half hit
0 or 2 = No hits
Other evens = all hits
Digits = All miss and guns jam for 2 turns

 â„–109627[Quote]

>>109626
TJD fire another volley of shots and mafia toilet spit more acid

 â„–109628[Quote]

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The enemy gets another good volley, wounding some of the Brapventers considerably.
Brent and Eastern Cobby may also require medical attention soon, especially if they push so aggressively.

Your party is free to attack. >>109627 will be enacted.

 â„–109629[Quote]

>>109625 will also be enacted to some capacity

 â„–109630[Quote]

>>109628
Duke Nukem fires his shotgun blasts and Feral Elf uses the glowie ray gun, not knowing what it does

 â„–109631[Quote]

taking a short break

 â„–109632[Quote]

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>>109625
>>109627
>>109630
Eastern Cobby and Tarrant melee the UN guards again.

Rolan Melee
Most Evens = both effective
1, 3, 2, 4 = both ineffective
5, 7 or 9 = bleed
digits = big bleed

Duke Nukem and Elf Feral fire their guns at the enemy.

Rolan
Even = Partial hits
1 or 3 = Miss
5, 7, or 9 = Full hit
Digits = Criticals

Will roll other attacks next post

 â„–109633[Quote]

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Mafia toilet fires his acid cannon at the enemy. Ice Mage good boy fires a freezing beam.

Rolan
0, 1 or 3 = Miss
Other Odds = Partial multihits
2 = good boy hits only
4 = Mafia hits only
6 or 8 = Both full hits
Digits = Both full multihits

Rolan TJD
0 = all miss
4 or 6 = Most miss
8 or 1, 2 = Half hit
3, 5 = Most hit
7 or 9 = All hits
Digits = All critical hits

 â„–109634[Quote]

>>109633
ONE
OFF

 â„–109635[Quote]

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Mafia toilet's acid cannon kills one of the kikes.
Ice Mage good boy's freeze cannon misses.
Duke Nukem and Elf Feral kill one of the sandbad boys.
Brenton Tarrant and Eastern Cobby make the UN guards bleed by cutting them.
The TJD niggas wound the NWO, the cop, the sandbad boy, and one of the UN guards.

It's the enemy's turn to attack.

 â„–109636[Quote]

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The enemy fired at the Brapvengers. They have less men, hurting their damage output and accuracy.

Rolan
0 or 2 = all miss
4, 6, 5 = Most miss
8, 1, 3 = Half hit
7 = Most hit
9 = All hits
Digits = Guns jam for two turns

 â„–109637[Quote]

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Before a shot is fired, everyone's guns jams miraculously. They get demoralized by this and their losses.

Your team has 2 turns of not getting shot at.

 â„–109638[Quote]

>>109636
Yakub uses his magnetic power to bend one of the guard's weapon , duke nukem and feral elf fires a shot again while ice good boy summon ice spike to impale one of them

 â„–109639[Quote]

>>109637
I'm once again asking Brent and eastern cob to melee the UN guard again

 â„–109640[Quote]

>>109637
Mafia Toilet uses his jetpack to fly and uses his buzzsaw arm on them

 â„–109641[Quote]

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>>109640
>>109639
>>109638
Yakub uses his magnetic powers to try and bend the NYPD cop's shotgun

Rolan
Odds = Failure
Evens = Success
Digits = Success

The Ice Mage good boy summons an ice spike on the enemies.

Rolan
1 or 3 = Ineffective
7, 8 or 9 = Critical hit on NWO
5 or 6 = Finishes the Israeli
Other evens = Wounds NWO
Digits = kill both

Tarrant and Eastern Cobby melee the UN guards once again.

Most Evens = both effective
1, 3, 2, 4 = both ineffective
5, 7 or 9 = bleed
digits = big bleed

Will roll other attacks next

 â„–109642[Quote]

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The cop's shotgun is bent by Yakub's magnets and it gets rendered useless permanently. The cop grabs the barrel, to use the gun as melee.
The Ice Spike hits the NWO guard, cutting up his leg very badly.
Tarrant and Eastern Cobby cut the UN guards.


Duke Nukem and Feral shoot again, aiming at the NWO guard.

Rolan
Even = Partial hits
1 or 3 = Miss
5, 7, or 9 = Full hit
Digits = Criticals

Skibidi Mafia flies towards the enemies. His saw is ready to cut somebody up.

Rolan
Evens = chops somebody up
1, 3, 5 = Crushes somebody
7 or 9 = Miss

Enemy demoralisation roll
1, 2, or 5 = try to escape from now on

 â„–109643[Quote]

Let your heart be bright!

 â„–109644[Quote]

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The NWO guard is practically blasted to pieces by the gunfire. He loses a bunch of blood then expires quickly.
Skibidi Mafia Toilet saws one of the solLet your heart be bright!rs in half. The blood sprays all over the solLet your heart be bright!r and floor.

It's the enemy's turn to attack.

 â„–109645[Quote]

>>109642
Big oil fan threw water balloon filled with gasoline toward NWO before TJD open fire , Eastern cob and Brent attempt to finish UN guard off with series of swings , ice good boy threw a massive ice block at police

 â„–109646[Quote]

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The enemy all melee.

The cop swings his shotgun at the TJD crew.

Rolan
Evens = Ineffective
1, 3, 5 = stuns a TJD
7 or 9 = knocks out a TJD
Digits = He gets knocked out

The UN guards punch Brent and Eastern Cobby.

Rolan
2 or 4 = Their hands get sliced
6, 8, 0 = Ineffective
Most Odds = Stun
7 or 9 = knockout
Digits = Their hands get cut off

 â„–109647[Quote]

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The UN guards get their hands sliced when they punch Tarrant and Eastern Cobby. This freaks them out.
The cop's swing misses.

Demoralization roll
4, 5, 6, digits = They try to escape

Your party is free to attack.

 â„–109648[Quote]

>>109647
Ok change the gasoline dosing target to the cop

 â„–109649[Quote]

>>109647
Mafia aims his cannon at the remaining two guards

 â„–109650[Quote]

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>>109645
>>109648
>>109649
Ice Mage good boy materializes and drops an ice block on the cop.

Rolan
Evens = Knocked over
1, 3, 5 = Ineffective
7 or 9 = Stunned
Digits = Knocked out

Eastern Cobby and Brent attempt to finish the UN guards.

Evens = Guards get Executed
Odds = Ineffective

 â„–109651[Quote]

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Mafia toilet fires his acid cannon at the UN guards.

Rolan
0 or 1 = friendly fire
3 or 5 = miss
2 or 4 = one guard partially hit
Other Odds = Both guards partially hit
Other evens = guards fully hit

BP fan fills a balloon with gasoline and throws it at the cop.

Rolan
Evens = hit
Odds = miss

 â„–109652[Quote]

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Both UN guards are covered in the acid, which finishes both off.
The cop gets covered in gasoline. The TJD fire at him.

Rolan
If Evens = caught on fire
If Odds = Not caught on fire
0-4 = full hit
5-9 = partial hit

 â„–109653[Quote]

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The cop gets shot numerous times and catches on fire. Both of these kill him quickly.

The Brapvengers win the battle.

You look outside the windows of the lobby. You see dozens of cars lined up, all cops that are waiting for you. It seems that you have to go through them to escape.
Your party also needs to heal. You have a medkit, or you can go visit Dr. Soystein at the hospital wing. You also discovered earlier that the solLet your heart be bright!rs tend to carry medkits.



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