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 â„–108754[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

BEGIN

You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

 â„–109654[Quote]

Alright, taking another break. That might be the last post for tonight, 'teens.

 â„–109655[Quote]

>>109654
Okay goodnight

 â„–109656[Quote]

>>109654
Sleep well because I just whip up award winning slow burn essay for ice good boy after brapvenger step outside

 â„–109657[Quote]

>>109653
take the solLet your heart be bright!rs medkits and heal your team

 â„–109658[Quote]

>>109653
do this prompt if the team step outside and face the fed)
In the sight of overwhelming forces , ice good boy does the following:
Turn 1 , he freeze the surrounding area making jagged icicle to form on overhead structure , freezing water pipe beneath, cracks expanding across the street and power line to sag dangerously with its wires exposed
Turn 2 , he detach the icicle to fall on enemies causing power outage followed by snapping wire hitting any unlucky foes in it's path
Turn 3 , he create micro fractures within the pressurised ice inside water pipe setting it off to blow ,it also ignites the nearby gas line resulting in fiery explosions and buildings to collapse on anyone

 â„–109659[Quote]

evens = there is an overhead structure
odds = no overhead structure, have to form it for an extra turn

 â„–109660[Quote]

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You attempt to loot medkits from your fallen foes.

Rolan
Evens = At least 1 + (number / 2)
Odds = (number / 3) rounded
Digits = (number + 1) x 2

 â„–109661[Quote]

>>109659
Take your time op , do the healing prompt first

 â„–109662[Quote]

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You loot 3 medkits, then use 2 of them to heal your entire team. You pocket the remaining medkit into your inventory.
Any extra preparation, or are you ready to face the cops outside?

 â„–109663[Quote]

>>109662
steal any other supplies and things the guards have

 â„–109664[Quote]

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You loot the guards for anything else.

Rolan loot table
0-4 +frag
2-6 +adrenaline
4-8 +sidearm
8-2 +frag
2-6 +frag
4-8 +sidearm
3, 5 or, 7 = 1 use missile launcher
4 or 6 = multi use missile launcher

 â„–109665[Quote]

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You loot 2 frag grenades from the NWO. Everyone else has empty pockets or destroyed equipment.

 â„–109666[Quote]

HOHOHO!

 â„–109667[Quote]

>>109665
Throw the grenades out to catch the enemies off guard

 â„–109668[Quote]

>>109667
well fuck me I guess it does donkeys now

 â„–109669[Quote]

>>109667
>>109668
I'll save it for outside. I guess we're proceeding.

 â„–109670[Quote]

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You proceed to the parking lot, where the cops are waiting.

Rolan
Even = Brapvengers attack first
Odd = cops attack first

 â„–109671[Quote]

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Nate takes the grenades out of his pocket and pulls the pins. He throws them into the officer's line of cars.

Rolan
0 = one is thrown back and explodes, other is barely effective
2 or 4 = barely effective
6 or 8 = several cops wounded
1 or 3 = kills at least one, others wounded
other odds = multiple cops killed
digits = every car explodes

 â„–109672[Quote]

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The blasts kill three cops.

>>109658
Ice good boy sources water from the pipes beneath to form a massive icecicle.

Rolan
Evens = Foundation cracks, causing wires to sag and sliding enemies into ground, stunning them for 1 turn.
Odds = No secondary effects, but foundation still cracks
Digits = Structure collapses on SWAT + evens effect

 â„–109673[Quote]

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It turns out the Ice Mage's attack is extra effective.
The foundation collapsed, the wires fall down. The officers slide and get stunned.
The structure collapses on the SWAT, taking them out.

Rolan
If above 6, a cop gets shocked to death
0, 2, or 4 = Cops get stunned for longer by electricity but survive

 â„–109674[Quote]

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The wire's electricity doesn't connect with the remaining cops, but they're still unable to attack.
Your party is free to attack.

 â„–109675[Quote]

>>109674
yakub spawns multiple clones of the officers to attack them

 â„–109676[Quote]

>>109672
The team provide firing cover to protect ice good boy while he prepare for next phase of attack

 â„–109677[Quote]

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>>109675
>>109676
Yakub attempts to clone the cops, creating friendly cops.

Rolan
0, 2, 4 = Ineffective
6 or 8 = Only one cop
1, 3, 5 = 2 cops
7 or 9 = 4 cops
digits = 8 cops

The team provides covering fire for good boy Ice Mage.

Rolan
Less than 5 = Fire ineffective
Odds higher than 4 = Reduces their accuracy for next turn
Evens higher than 4 = Reduces accuracy + several hits
Digits = stuns them and hits them

 â„–109678[Quote]

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>>109658
The suppressive fire is ineffective.
Yakub successfully clones the cops 1:1, except the cloned are friendly.

Ice Mage attempts to drop the icecicle on the cops. It isn't quite above them, so he pulls it into them.

Rolan
Evens = Hit (wound probably)
Odds = Miss
Above 5 + hit = Kill

 â„–109679[Quote]

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The icecicle misses.

It's the enemy's turn to attack.

They're feeling demoralized by being BTFO'd in one turn. It's a coin flip on whether they continue fighting courageously.

Rolan morale
Odds = run
Evens = attack

 â„–109680[Quote]

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The remaining cops GTFO. The battle has been won.
You still need transportation to get to the Herschel Synagogue quickly.

Also, your wanted level is at like 5 or 6 stars at this point. Be prepared for future intervention by law enforcement.

 â„–109681[Quote]

>>109680
Ting nates run across the ground

 â„–109682[Quote]


 â„–109683[Quote]

>>109680
Steal the cop cruiser to get to the synagogue while ice good boy move on to his final phase to cause mayhem and overwhelming police response to buy time

 â„–109684[Quote]

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>>109683
The Brapvengers converge on the police cruisers.

Rolan
7 or 9 = works but some of the cruisers are destroyed
Other odds = Doesn't work
0, 2, 4 = works but other cops arrive
Other Evens = Works

 â„–109685[Quote]

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Best fucking bread ever

 â„–109686[Quote]

>>109684
Proceed with ice good boy final phase of attack for incoming cop reinforcement

 â„–109687[Quote]

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The team takes the cop cars, and races to the Herschel Synagogue.
They hear sirens, and look through the rear view mirrors… Police are after them, and they're gaining quickly…

 â„–109688[Quote]

Okay, that's probably it for today. I'm taking another break. >>109686 will be enacted first turn.

 â„–109689[Quote]

>>109688
Just incase if the police still follows after the final phase of his attack , have ice good boy to freeze the road to make it slippery

 â„–109690[Quote]

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Wake up B6NAM7cn. It's time for the combat encounter

 â„–109691[Quote]

blaaaarrhh

 â„–109692[Quote]

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>>109689
>>109658
Ice Mage good boy causes the pressurized ice inside water pipes to expand, probably creating a land mine, or at least a spike strip.
The pursuants speed towards it.

Rolan
0, 2 = heckin nothing happene
4, 6, 8 = one of them pops a tire
1, 3 = one of them crash
5, 7 = explodes + multiple crash
9 or digits = explodes + all of them crash

 â„–109694[Quote]


 â„–109695[Quote]

>>109694
the post itself already rolled doe

 â„–109696[Quote]

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The icecicle strip heckin explodes and destroys all the cop cars, just like the action movies. Their deaths are violent.
Pursuit negated.

 â„–109697[Quote]

>>109696
a police helicopter starts following you

 â„–109698[Quote]

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>>109697
Meanwhile, at higher altitudes, the police helicopter trails the Brapvengers.

 â„–109699[Quote]

>>109698
the helicopter drops those strip things with spikes on them used to pop tires on the road

 â„–109700[Quote]

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The Brapvenger's GPS indicates that they're reaching Herschel Synagogue. Proceed to the location?

 â„–109701[Quote]

you start getting hit with heavy howitzer (white phosphorous) fire

 â„–109702[Quote]


 â„–109703[Quote]

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>>109702
Your team reaches the Herschel Synagogue. It's currently closed, but you know, of course, that Jeffrey Epstein and Santa Cob are nearby.

 â„–109704[Quote]

>>109700
The back row started to shoot at the helicopter rotor

 â„–109705[Quote]

>>109703
Ice good boy channel all his magic to summon a blizzard making it almost impossible for backup to arrive but he couldn't use his magic for 10 turn

 â„–109706[Quote]

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>>109705
Ice Mage good boy uses all his magic to channel a heavily localized blizzard that stretches for about a mile out. This impedes law enforcement from entering the perimeter.
His magic can't be used for 10 turns.

 â„–109707[Quote]

>>109706
Ice good boy kills the officers

 â„–109708[Quote]

>>109707
nigga he just used all his magic so you gotta wait the cooldown

 â„–109709[Quote]

>>109707
There aren't even officers present

 â„–109710[Quote]

>>109706
big lez spies on them

 â„–109711[Quote]

>>109710
he works for (((them)))?

 â„–109712[Quote]

>>109711
no but he's a rapist and he secretely wants to rape the brapvengers

 â„–109713[Quote]

>>109710
>>109712
i'm rolling since i did that for other characters. evens, he appears, odds, he doesn't.

 â„–109714[Quote]

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>>109712
>>109710
Big Lez waits behind the synagogue's window. He secretly wants to rape the Brapvengers, for his sick pleasure, and nothing else.

 â„–109715[Quote]

>>109714
the brapvengers enter the building while big lez calls his friend group of santa denier rapists to come there

 â„–109716[Quote]

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>>109715
The Brapvengers enter the Synagogue. Big Lez smirks as he waits for his santa denier friends to arrive, which will be very shortly.
You see a bathroom, and a backdoor exit to Epstein's fort.

 â„–109717[Quote]

>>109716
Duke Nukem notices Big Lez and questions him why he's here

 â„–109718[Quote]

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>>109717
Duke Nukem questions Big Lez.
>Why are you at a synagogue, Big Lez?
<I'm, erm, the attendant of the synagogue. In case any scrooges want to visit at night. I'm waiting for a couple of scrooges to arrive.

 â„–109719[Quote]

>>109718
go to the bathroom

 â„–109720[Quote]

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>>109719
You give Lez a break and go to the bathroom. It's empty. Oddly enough, they have a shower stall, but not a stall for the toilet.

 â„–109721[Quote]

>>109720
check for hidden rapists

 â„–109722[Quote]

>>109721
totally normal thing to do

 â„–109723[Quote]

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>>109721
>>109722
You do a precursory check: You open the shower stall to see if a rapist is there. Nope, not even a fly in there.

 â„–109724[Quote]

>>109723
the ghost/spirit of k uz looks at you through the window

 â„–109725[Quote]

>>109723
the santa deniers finally arrive

 â„–109726[Quote]

>>109724
you don't see him though, since he's just a ghost/spirit, but you can feel his presence

 â„–109727[Quote]

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>9318144
>>109725
>>109726
K uz's ghost peaks in for some reason. He's invisible. Everyone feels his presence.

Big Lez and his santa denier friends box the brapvengers in.
>Hey, nothing personal, but we haven't gotten our fix of anal fleshlights this week. I'm kindly demanding that you all look the other way, pull your pants down, and bend over.

 â„–109728[Quote]

>>109727
tell them that you'll only allow them to rape you if they help you fighting the scrooges

 â„–109729[Quote]

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>>109728
Nate says
>Okay. You can have your way with us all if you fight for us after.

Rolan
If evens, your team consents and some of them get fucked in the ass

 â„–109730[Quote]

>>109729
That's not rape if there's consent doe

 â„–109731[Quote]

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>>109728
>>109730
Big Lez and his friends fuck some of your team for a few minutes. It's gay as raisin. Big Lez just fucks Nate.
>Thanks, but it's not enough. We'll join if you let us rape some soldjers next.

 â„–109732[Quote]

>>109731
Have Lez rape the (((guards)))

 â„–109733[Quote]

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>>109732
<Deal.
>Okay. We'll play the unarmed loss stranger routine, if you cover us later. Then we'll rape some more while you fight them.
They disappear.

 â„–109734[Quote]

>>109733
k uz decides to join you, because he is bored and wants to watch you kick some ass, he can't attack cause hes a ghost, but he can't Let your heart be bright! either, sice hes already dead

 â„–109735[Quote]

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>>109734
K uz joins your party, outside of your knowledge. He's a spectator as much as he's a specter.

 â„–109736[Quote]

>>109735
head to the fort

 â„–109737[Quote]

>>109734
he basically just watches, like how cucks watch their wife get BLVCKED

 â„–109738[Quote]

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>>109736
>>109737
You go through the Synagogue's back door.
Nearby, you see a lone guard posted outside the fort. The others must've went with Big Lez's crew.
In the distance, you see plenty of guards, tanks, and even a large object covered in cloth.

 â„–109739[Quote]

>>109738
shoot the guard and go further

 â„–109740[Quote]

>>109738
tarrant goes over to speak with the guard, yakub is able to see k uz's aura due to his evolved spiritual senses, he gets his ouija board out, and tries to communicate with k uz

 â„–109741[Quote]

>>109739
>>109740
if evens 309, if odds 314
either way yakub tries to communicate with k uz

 â„–109742[Quote]

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>>109740
Yakub tries speakig with K uz, while Brent Tarrant tries speaking with the guard.

Rolan
Evens = Guard is confused
Odds below 7 = Guard attacks Brent
7 or 9 = Guard doesn't attack but says he's about to

 â„–109743[Quote]

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The guard doesn't immediately attack, but he questions Brent. He's confused by him.
>Are you undercover, or are ya just another goy?

 â„–109744[Quote]

>>109743
Cut off the guards foreskin and let nate eat it

 â„–109745[Quote]

>>109743
the guard notices eastern cobby, yakub, and the other non-scrooges, and he starts smiling

 â„–109746[Quote]

>>109744
(((he already lost his foreskin doe)))

 â„–109747[Quote]

>>109745
*see thing

 â„–109748[Quote]

>>109744
>>109745
Rolan
Evens = 372
Odds = 373
Above 5 = either is successful if they're selected

 â„–109749[Quote]

>>109743
Kuz tells yakub about the legendary golden bibisi that's located somewhere inside the fort

 â„–109750[Quote]

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>>109745
>>109749
The guard smiles when he notices semitic faces behind Brenton.
>Ah, fellow scrooges, I see. You still shouldn't be out here. This is a restricted area.

Meanwhile, Kuz tells Yakub about a rare artifact: The golden bibisi, being located somewhere in the fort.

 â„–109751[Quote]

>>109750
tarrant tells him they are allowed or something, but slips up and accidentally speaks in an aryan sigma voice, the guard gets HIGHLY suspicious

 â„–109752[Quote]

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>>109751
Brenton Tarrant says
<You're mistaken. We are allowed inside as we are diplomats.
>Wait a minute. You aren't jooish, are ya?

Rolan
Below 5 = Guard attacks
Evens = Guard arrest Brent and brings him to the fort.
Odds = If guard doesn't attack, he is just suspicious

 â„–109753[Quote]

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Guard shoots Brent. The gunshots AUTOMATICALLY alert everyone else. Expect the full brunt of the fort pushing you out. Stealth approach is out of the question. Epstein will be alerted soon.
(Honestly, this was kinda inevitable if you keep talking to him too much)

Rolan
0, 2, 4 = Most shots miss
6 or 8 = All hit the sword or miss
Odds = Most shots hit
Digits = critical injury (digits are le bad this time)

 â„–109754[Quote]

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Most shots miss because he's legally blind or some raisin.

Rolan reinforcements (overlapping)
Odds = 2 guards
3-8 = + 1 guard
5 = +1 tank



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