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 â„–108754[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

BEGIN

You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

 â„–109454[Quote]

>>109451
They question what he meant by venturing outside the realm of science and Soystein continues formulating the cure
>>109453
Nice

 â„–109455[Quote]

>>109407
Are you awake? Do you want to tease this? >>109300

 â„–109456[Quote]

>>109452
Also a group of glowies try to contact the one glowie that Mafia Toilet killed. He doesn't pick up and they question what happened to him. Epstein contacts them and says a bunch of people are attacking and he needs backup. The glowies and the Syrian rebels are both driving to the building

 â„–109457[Quote]

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>>109454
You ask what Dr. Soystein meant by "this is venturing outside the realm of science'
He responds
>You see, there aren't any special courses on this type of thing. There is no info in any textbook about zombies, or making a cure for said zombies. If this cure even works, I'm creating a new field of medicine.
Dr. Soystein's mystery cure is prepared. You may use it on the sleearly present introductionng zombie.

 â„–109458[Quote]

>>109457
Use the cure on that zombie. Then nate and the three disguised as UN guards look at the map on where to go next

 â„–109459[Quote]

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Dr. Soystein jabs the zombie. It's a coin flip on whether it works.

Rolan

Odds = cure zombie
Evens = doesn't cure

 â„–109460[Quote]

>>109459
good boyler is saved

 â„–109461[Quote]

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good boyler emerges from the bodybag cured.

 â„–109462[Quote]

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Nate examines the map, to see where to go next.

 â„–109463[Quote]

>>109461
lil good boydy appears

 â„–109464[Quote]

>>109462
Go to eastern affairs and find a bunch of russians and ukrianians raisinflinging

 â„–109465[Quote]

B6NAM7cn became a dead bad boy again award

 â„–109466[Quote]

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>>109465
>>109464
>>109463
The Brapvengers goes to the Council of Eastern Affairs. (They are opaque due to the room being crowded)
It's similar to the private council of international affairs: That is, it's countrywars and raisinflinging.

Rolan
If 2 or 4, a UN guard happens by
If above 4, lil good boydy appears

 â„–109467[Quote]

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Lil good boydy enters the room.

Alternate view:

 â„–109468[Quote]

>>109466
The three disguised as UN guards decide to go to the admin room from the map earlier

 â„–109469[Quote]

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>>109456
A device on the glowie's corpse sends a dead man's switch type signal, alerting more glowies.
Jeffrey Epstein coordinates with the glowies to integrate them into the sandbad boy glowies in the parking lot.

Rolan
If 3 or less, they do not disturb the van
Otherwise, they do and it blows up

 â„–109470[Quote]

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The van blows up, taking out the glowies and one of the sandbad boy teams.

If more than 3, law enforcement arrives because of the explosion.

 â„–109471[Quote]

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Law enforcement doesn't arrive. Only four sandbad boys will rnter the building, for the time being.

 â„–109472[Quote]

>>109471
The other glowies being dead makes the same alert to more of them

 â„–109473[Quote]

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>>109472
The same alert is broadcasted to glowie HQ.
The glowies contact Jeffrey Epstein again. This time, he'll send a team of Israeli solLet your heart be bright!rs to the scene. The glowies will also send double their pawns.

 â„–109474[Quote]

>>109473
Check up on santa cob

 â„–109475[Quote]

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>>109474
Santa Cob is imprisoned at Jeffrey Epstein's headquarters.

 â„–109476[Quote]


 â„–109477[Quote]

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>>109476
>>109468
You send your disguised trip to General Administration. It's unlike rooms encountered beforehand. You are met with a secretary.
She says
>Hello. Welcome to General Admin! I see some fresh faces here, today!

 â„–109478[Quote]

>>109477
OMGSISA
The three try to flirt with her. Roll decides if their flirting is any good

 â„–109479[Quote]

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>>109478
The trio of solLet your heart be bright!rs rizz up the secretary.
Lou Reed says
>I can see why they made you secretary, but I think you should be a stage singer instead.

Rolan rizz
Evens = W rizz
Odds = L rizz and bitchless

 â„–109480[Quote]

>>109479
Even dubs

 â„–109481[Quote]

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The secretary blushes at such a compliment. She is enamoured by the guards. How do you proceed?

 â„–109482[Quote]

>>109481
They ask where Epstein is currently located

 â„–109483[Quote]

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>>109482
You ask the secretary where Jeffrey Epstein is located.
>Hmmm…

Rolan
If evens, she somehow KNOWS
If odds, she gets you in contact with administration

 â„–109484[Quote]

>>109483
They also ask where Santa is aswell

 â„–109485[Quote]

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>>109482
>… Let's just say, I heard from a guy, who heard from their uncle… That Jeffrey Epstein is a part of a little crew, that operates from a synagogue tunnel, and that they might have a little… fortress outside of it… but don't tell anyone!
WTF!

 â„–109486[Quote]

>>109483
since she knows the 3 of them give her a kiss on the cheek

 â„–109487[Quote]

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>>109486
The three guards kiss her on the cheek. They now know of Epstein's whereabouts!

 â„–109488[Quote]

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>>109484
They also ask of Santa's location.
>Erm…
If evens, she somehow KNOWS this too
If odds, she doesn't

 â„–109489[Quote]

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She frowns
>He got abducted by Epstein. They're holding him in the tunnels near the synagogue and fort.
She knows a scary amount of info.

 â„–109490[Quote]

>>109489
They ask for the location of the tunnels and fort, maybe where the entrance is or a map of it

 â„–109491[Quote]

>>109490
this will only have a chance to happen if one of them kisses this ugly foid pig on the lips

 â„–109492[Quote]

does anyone hat

 â„–109493[Quote]


 â„–109494[Quote]

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>>109490
You ask for the location of the tunnels and fort.
>The fort is at Herschel Synagogue…
If evens, she even draws a map for you.
If odds, that's the extent of her knowledge.

 â„–109495[Quote]

>>109493
does anyone hat army?

 â„–109496[Quote]

>>109494
cobson rapes her and turns into rapeson

 â„–109497[Quote]

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Finally, she says
>I've never been there. Be careful.

 â„–109498[Quote]

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>>109497
Cobson turns into rapeson

 â„–109499[Quote]

>>109498
I saw those odds

 â„–109500[Quote]

I don't feel like doing the rape prompts.

 â„–109501[Quote]

It's getting late. Good night, 'teens.

 â„–109502[Quote]

>>109494
They ask where the Herschel Synagogue is

 â„–109503[Quote]

>>109502
They don't need to ask about the location of Herschel Synagogue.

 â„–109504[Quote]

>>109503
Okay I don't know if that's a real place or not but anyway they thank her and return to the main group

 â„–109505[Quote]

I am having a break will come back later evendoe you might be asleep when I come back

 â„–109506[Quote]

>>109505
In an hour or two

 â„–109507[Quote]

>>109503
I'm back. Are you awake?

 â„–109508[Quote]

>>109504
The trio call the main group and they tell them the new info

 â„–109509[Quote]

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Holy gift

 â„–109510[Quote]

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>>109501
I'm Rudolfed and I didn't take notice of this post

 â„–109511[Quote]

>>109500
You lied to me :(

 â„–109512[Quote]

>>109497
FUUCCKKK HER NOOOOOWWWWWW

 â„–109513[Quote]

>>109512
He said he doesn't like rape scenes but it may work if we're consensual with it

 â„–109514[Quote]

>>109513
oh my science… please do this saars…

 â„–109515[Quote]

>>109513
also sorry for leaving so soon, i had to abruptly leave, i might tell you why later, but idk

 â„–109516[Quote]

>>109497
Before I go to bed they try to call the main Brapvengers group but their phone ran out of battery or the glowies hacked it or some excuse so they can't communicate easily

 â„–109517[Quote]

>>109515
It's fine saar, also when will you tease Epstein's creation

 â„–109518[Quote]

>>109512
Maybe Nate can later on

 â„–109519[Quote]

I'm not late thank god

 â„–109520[Quote]

>>109503
(Save this prompt for later)
Courtesy to Adolf Hitler , the chuud that Let your heart be bright!d from previous bread revived as ice mage after his soul reached hyperborea

 â„–109521[Quote]

>>109517
very sqqn, also expect me to leave abruptly again today, but i will try to contribute anyway

 â„–109522[Quote]

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>>109516
>>109508
The trio attempts to call the main team, but it gets intercepted.

Rolan
If evens, a glowie breaks in and combat is initiated

 â„–109523[Quote]

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A glowie breaks in
>YOU KNOW TOO MUCH GOYIM! Let your heart be bright!!
He fires his ray gun.

Rolan
Evens except 0 = Partial hit
0, 1, 3, 5 = Miss
7 or 9 = Full hit

 â„–109524[Quote]


 â„–109525[Quote]

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The glowie fires at Max. The round melts his armor and damages his whole body.
Your party is free to attack.

 â„–109526[Quote]

>>109525
they whisper to the secretary asking her to seduce the glowie

 â„–109527[Quote]

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>>109526
You whisper to the secretary to seduce the glowie. It's time to test if she has the rizz.
>Mr. Glowie, doesn't it get boring fighting all day? Why don't we take a break and talk over a coffee?

Rolan
Evens = Glowie stops fighting and tries to flirt with secretary
1, 3, or 5 = Glowie continues fighting
7 or 9 = Glowie is at least distracted

 â„–109528[Quote]

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>Get out of the way, goyim.
The glowie interacts with the secretary.
>I wouldn't touch you with my co-workers hands, bitch!
The secretary breaks down crying.
L rizz, I guess.
Your party is free to attack.

 â„–109529[Quote]

>>109528
they all attack at the same time, but eastern cobby goes for the hand holding the ray gun

 â„–109530[Quote]

>>109529
i mean he tries to cut it off

 â„–109531[Quote]

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The gunmen fire at the glowie while Eastern Cobby prepares to swing his machete on the glowie's hand.

Rolan gunmen
Evens = Partial hit
1 or 3 = Full Miss
5, 7, or 9 = Full hit

Will roll machete next post

 â„–109532[Quote]

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>Ahh! SON OF A GOY!
Eastern Cobby swings his machete at the glowie.

Rolan
1 or 3 = Ineffective
5 or 7 = Partial cut
9 = gun falls off
Evens = Hand cut off

 â„–109533[Quote]

>>109532
try again next turn, but beware of (((his))) trick!

 â„–109534[Quote]

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>OUUCCH!
The glowie's hand and gun are blooLet your heart be bright!d, reducing his accuracy.
He fires at Lou Reed reflexively.

Rolan
Evens = Miss
1 or 3 = Miss
5 or 7 = Partial hit
9 = Full hit
Digits = Gun explodes somehow

 â„–109535[Quote]

Logically this had like a 9% chance to happen, everybody, makes me want to mcnutt

 â„–109536[Quote]

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The glowie gets a lucky hit on Lou Reed, damaging him significantly.

Your party is free to attack. >>109533 will be enacted.

 â„–109537[Quote]

>>109536
after lou reed is shot, eastern cobby says a prayer and tries to behead him

 â„–109538[Quote]

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>>109537
Eastern Cobby sees Lou Reed getting shot and says a short prayer, before he swings his machete.

Rolan
Evens, digits or 9 = Behead
1 or 3 = Machete bounces off
5 or 7 = Partial cut

 â„–109539[Quote]

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The glowie gets beheaded by Eastern Cobby's machete. The prayer must've worked.

Combat has concluded. What next?

 â„–109540[Quote]

>>109539
loot his corpse and check for a dead man's switch

 â„–109541[Quote]

>>109539
eastern cobby wears the glowies head on his back, they all rizz up the secretary again to cheer her up and make her not tell anybody

 â„–109542[Quote]

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>>109540
>>109541
Max loots the body and finds the dead man's switch. It'll alert glowies of his death. Destroying it might not work.

Eastern Cobby takes the glowie's head, then he and Lou Reed rizz up the secretary some more, and cheer her up. She is very likely to be open to joining your party, at this point.

 â„–109543[Quote]

>>109542
THIS IS A TEASER, AND HAS ALREADY HAPPENED MANY TURNS AGO

meanwhile, a group of israeli engineers are wheeling in a large object to some location, the object is covered by a white cloth, so we can only guess what it can be inside…

 â„–109544[Quote]

>>109543
oh, is it a BOSS?

 â„–109545[Quote]

>>109544
you will see…

 â„–109546[Quote]

>>109542
they ask her if she'd like to join them

 â„–109547[Quote]

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>>109543
The Israelis wheel in a big object near the fort.

 â„–109548[Quote]

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>>109546
They ask the secretary if she'd like to join the Brapvengers.

Rolan
1, 4, or 8, she says no
Otherwise or digits, yes

 â„–109549[Quote]

bad boy

 â„–109550[Quote]

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She says that she can't join your party. What a shame. You can merge with the Brapvengers, or go get heals from Soystein.

 â„–109551[Quote]

>>109550
rape her for veing a selfish little fuck

 â„–109552[Quote]

>>109550
lil chuuddy enters the room to join the party

 â„–109553[Quote]

>>109551
niggardly bad boy



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