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>>110356>>110355okay he can pilot something then the second phase will be him using the secret item
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>>110355>Another much just like swaglord and the goon oneBoring
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>>110354Motherfu-:skull_crossbones:
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>>110360All the hyping up of the cloth just for it to be another mech. Come up with something less predictable.
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>>9356436
well raisin, i don't know man, that's all i could really come up with, im unoriginal when it comes to these things
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>>110361meant to reply to this
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>>110363Ascendant demi god , superhuman serum like Albert Wesker example , Frankenstein's monster or literally just master tacticians
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>>110365Duke nukem rush the glowie and use him as a human shield as he make him shoot other guards while BP fan take cover and throw more petroleum balloons
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>>110365where's the drone and the sludge and raisin?
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>>110367When they return, it'll be there as a monster.
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>>110367My prompt came up first anyway
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>>110366Duke Nukem uses his super speed to grab the glowie and use him as a human shield. He grabs the Raygun and fires at the Israeli guards.
Rolan
2,4,6,1 = hit
7,9 = partial
Other evens = partial hit on two
Other odds = miss
Digits = critical
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>>110364i think i'll just stick with the mech for now, giving him god-like anime powers is pretty far out there, i don't want him to be RIDICULOUSLY powerful, so i think a mech would be enough, yes it's done to death, but who cares? every major adventure bread had at least one mech
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>>110373Another alien drone appears and spawns a purple cube
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>>110377is this some fortnite raisin, or those purple alien things from skibidi multiverse?
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>>110376BP fan throw a lit matches and duke nukem grab the rear guard to throw him toward the glowies
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>>110378No inspiration, just a ubiquitous UFO design with the top dome turned opaque.
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>>110380im talking to ww9
>>110381alright, so what is it then?
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>>110377The cube sends out a pulse that reverses gravity
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>>110382You will soon know what it is
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Reddit: the bread
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>>110384alright… also that black sludge stuff is a reference to dom studios, because it's a purple alien thing, just like the guys in the series
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>>110387Meanwhile on the outside a big UFO drops a strange purple substance on the ground that starts spreading and liquifying everything it touches
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>>110388what is bro trying to do with this :sob::pray:
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>>110388Sorry but the gooey monster is what we go with
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>>110388n
igger don't make the facility get destroyed by grey goo
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>>110391It won't destroy the facility, just surround it
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>>110385Says the nuelfcaca replying to bait frogn1gger bait bread all day
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>>110392what does it do to the people inside?
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>>110392is it outside the facility?
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>>110394It makes them feel very cold and uncomfortable, they also hear voices telling them that they have been wasting their time fighting eachother and that it will lead to their downfall
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>>110396The cube also starts rapidly multiplying until the whole floor is covered in them
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>>110397>Very cold Why of course it's cold , ice chvd just cast large blizzard hundred turns ago
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>>110397bro is dropping schizo auce on the brapvengers
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>>110396The guards are agitated by the cube and the drone so they start firing at it, assuming the drone is not on their side
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>>110396My prompt nyagga?
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>>110397>>110398>>110399The aliens start doing schizo sh
it. Everyone begins hearing voices as the purple goo that was just dropped outside eats the grass, or is it just the Brapvengers hearing the voice…?
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>>110404missed it because the weird alien stuff
>>110379 â„–110407[Quote]
>>110405The cubes start zapping everyone and they get visions of a strange black figure with purple horns and a cubic eye
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>>110405the glowie puts a tinfoil hat on his head to hopefully stop the voices, and then he and the others fire at the purple cubes
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>>110410In the sky above new york dozens of drones apear, form a ring and start charging up something
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>>110410attack the cubes too, you don't know if they are on your side, so it's better to just destroy them abd get over it
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>>110407You take a second look, an notice that the cubes are also zapping them. Maybe you've gone mad…
Rolan
Evens = guards prevail
Odds = cubes prevail
If divisible by 3 or 4, it's complete victory
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bruh the bread is getting derailed so hard
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>>110413More alien drones enter and they grab everyone with their tractor beams
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>>110415>>110411too much derailment, i just want the adventure to go as planned
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>>110416This will all make sense soon
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meh, you should still do some of the alien prompts, but don't go too far with it, maybe they can be the next big threat after the israelis, just like muh astro toilets?
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>>110410Try again but this time BP fan throw a Molotov cocktail
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>>110418nah let's just complete the epstein plotline, i got this sh
it planned and i don't need it getting dismantled by increasingly distracting prompts
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>>110420alright, so AFTER we rescue santa cob and BTFO chadstein, we can continue with the whole alien thing (unless you don't want to, that's fine)
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>>110421i got it planned for after epstein is killed too, if the party makes it to that point
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>>110422maybe we can befriend him or something, like when the alliance and the skibidis joined forces to fight the aliens (astro toilets)
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>>110423or we can just kick his ass, that works too i guess
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>>110426No , instead he try one more time and duke tries to grab a guard to throw him toward glowie once again
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>>110426shoot the cubes and the drones or whatever
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>>110424The cubes and the drone turn into pure purple light and phase through the roof and go back to where they came from. The purple substance on the outside gardens and turns gray after the big UFO leaves.
This was just a scouting mission, they will return.
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>>110428Don't bite more than you can chew nyagga
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>>110429The alien drones phase out, perhaps to return later… The gravity returns to normal, and everyone has a graceless landing.
Duke mutters
>Next chance I get… I'm gonna shove my arm up them alien n1gger's asses… then pull them inside out!>But I have you n1ggers to deal with first…After everyone adjusts for a turn, Duke Nukem slams the guard against the glowie.
Rolan
Evens or 5, digits = glowie and guard stunned
Otherwise, cosmetic hit
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>>110431meanwhile, netanyahu calls chadstein on his phone and tells him about the alien invasion
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>>110435Duke gets on top of both of them and starts punching furiously at them
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>>110435BP fan lift glowie up and perform full nelson on other guards , duke nukem punch the glowie repeatedly
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>>110435I mean full nelson slam onto the guard
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>>110436>>110438CyberDuke punches the glowie like a jackhammer.
Rolan
Above 5 = lethal
Evens = knocked out if not lethal
Digits = guard flowers at his head
Otherwise, stun
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>>110442smash the fuckers hrad in
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>>110441Duke finishes him off while BP searches for materials to enhance his zylokn
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>>110443>>110444BP fan shouts
>SMASH THE LAST FUCKER'S HEAD IN, DUKE!<Hope your dental plan covers this…He cocks his cyberfist back…
Rolan
Evens= flowerhead
Odds = knocked out
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>>110447Chrome shltoko materializes in front of them
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>>110447Use fent mixer to increase zylokn b potency
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>>110449BP fan puts the Zyklon B in the fent mixer, hoping to increase its potency.
Evens = success
Odds = ???
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Accidentally defeated the ritual award…
â„–110454[Quote]
>>110453It cuts to ice chvd and feral elf in the vault
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>>110453Oh well , I could always clear civilian, barrack and Grinches room manually