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 â„–108754[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

BEGIN

You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

 â„–110357[Quote]

>>110356
>>110355
okay he can pilot something then the second phase will be him using the secret item

 â„–110358[Quote]

>>110355
>Another much just like swaglord and the goon one
Boring

 â„–110359[Quote]

>>110354
Motherfu-:skull_crossbones:

 â„–110360[Quote]

>>110358
who cares?

 â„–110361[Quote]

>>110360
All the hyping up of the cloth just for it to be another mech. Come up with something less predictable.

 â„–110362[Quote]

>>9356436
well raisin, i don't know man, that's all i could really come up with, im unoriginal when it comes to these things

 â„–110363[Quote]

>>110361
meant to reply to this

 â„–110364[Quote]

>>110363
Ascendant demi god , superhuman serum like Albert Wesker example , Frankenstein's monster or literally just master tacticians

 â„–110365[Quote]

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Group C has entered the chem room.
The glowie says
>DESTROYING THE FENT REACTOR WILL NOT SLOW DOWN THE RITUAL, DO NOT PROCEED!
He is accompanied by three guards, and plenty more in the back.

 â„–110366[Quote]

>>110365
Duke nukem rush the glowie and use him as a human shield as he make him shoot other guards while BP fan take cover and throw more petroleum balloons

 â„–110367[Quote]

>>110365
where's the drone and the sludge and raisin?

 â„–110368[Quote]

>>110367
When they return, it'll be there as a monster.

 â„–110369[Quote]

>>110368
alright

 â„–110370[Quote]

>>110367
My prompt came up first anyway

 â„–110371[Quote]

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>>110366
Duke Nukem uses his super speed to grab the glowie and use him as a human shield. He grabs the Raygun and fires at the Israeli guards.

Rolan
2,4,6,1 = hit
7,9 = partial
Other evens = partial hit on two
Other odds = miss
Digits = critical

 â„–110372[Quote]

>>110364
i think i'll just stick with the mech for now, giving him god-like anime powers is pretty far out there, i don't want him to be RIDICULOUSLY powerful, so i think a mech would be enough, yes it's done to death, but who cares? every major adventure bread had at least one mech

 â„–110373[Quote]

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The raygun partially hits. Duke's aiming system needs some recalibrating.
BP fan throws his petrol balloon.

Rolan
Evens or 5 = douses them
Odds, except 5 = misses
Above 6 = douses all of them
Below 3 = douses 1
Between = douses two

 â„–110374[Quote]

>>110373
Another alien drone appears and spawns a purple cube

 â„–110375[Quote]

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Two guards doused, three guards fire back.
Meanwhile, the glowie tries to break free…

Rolan
Evens = partial hits
Evens (below 5) = duke gets hit too
Odds above 5 = full hit
Otherwise, all miss

Rolan glowie
1,3,5 = he breaks free after the gunfire

 â„–110376[Quote]

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The glowie suffers some damage.
>LET ME GO THIS INSTANT
He breaks free from Duke's grasp.
BP fan also got hit in the arm. He managed to avoid other bullets by being in cover.

 â„–110377[Quote]

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A drone appears and drops a purple cube near the glowie and guards. Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110378[Quote]

>>110377
is this some fortnite raisin, or those purple alien things from skibidi multiverse?

 â„–110379[Quote]

>>110376
BP fan throw a lit matches and duke nukem grab the rear guard to throw him toward the glowies

 â„–110380[Quote]

>>110378
No inspiration, just a ubiquitous UFO design with the top dome turned opaque.

 â„–110381[Quote]

>>110378
Neither

 â„–110382[Quote]

>>110380
im talking to ww9
>>110381
alright, so what is it then?

 â„–110383[Quote]

>>110377
The cube sends out a pulse that reverses gravity

 â„–110384[Quote]

>>110382
You will soon know what it is

 â„–110385[Quote]

Reddit: the bread

 â„–110386[Quote]

>>110384
alright… also that black sludge stuff is a reference to dom studios, because it's a purple alien thing, just like the guys in the series

 â„–110387[Quote]

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The cube lets out a pulse that reversed gravity within a room, except for itself and the UFO…

Rolan
Number = how many turns (after the current turn) this will take effect
4 or 6 = an enemy is stunned
5 or 7 = BP fan stunned

 â„–110388[Quote]

>>110387
Meanwhile on the outside a big UFO drops a strange purple substance on the ground that starts spreading and liquifying everything it touches

 â„–110389[Quote]

>>110388
what is bro trying to do with this :sob::pray:

 â„–110390[Quote]

>>110388
Sorry but the gooey monster is what we go with

 â„–110391[Quote]

>>110388
nigger don't make the facility get destroyed by grey goo

 â„–110392[Quote]

>>110391
It won't destroy the facility, just surround it

 â„–110393[Quote]

>>110385
Says the nuelfcaca replying to bait frogn1gger bait bread all day

 â„–110394[Quote]

>>110392
what does it do to the people inside?

 â„–110395[Quote]

>>110392
is it outside the facility?

 â„–110396[Quote]

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Everyone adjusts themselves to the reverse gravity. It'll be activated for 3 turns after the current one.

 â„–110397[Quote]

>>110394
It makes them feel very cold and uncomfortable, they also hear voices telling them that they have been wasting their time fighting eachother and that it will lead to their downfall

 â„–110398[Quote]


 â„–110399[Quote]

>>110396
The cube also starts rapidly multiplying until the whole floor is covered in them

 â„–110400[Quote]

>>110397
>Very cold
Why of course it's cold , ice chvd just cast large blizzard hundred turns ago

 â„–110401[Quote]

>>110397
bro is dropping schizo auce on the brapvengers

 â„–110402[Quote]

>>110401
*sauce

 â„–110403[Quote]

>>110396
The guards are agitated by the cube and the drone so they start firing at it, assuming the drone is not on their side

 â„–110404[Quote]

>>110396
My prompt nyagga?

 â„–110405[Quote]

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>>110397
>>110398
>>110399
The aliens start doing schizo shit. Everyone begins hearing voices as the purple goo that was just dropped outside eats the grass, or is it just the Brapvengers hearing the voice…?

 â„–110406[Quote]

>>110404
missed it because the weird alien stuff
>>110379

 â„–110407[Quote]

>>110405
The cubes start zapping everyone and they get visions of a strange black figure with purple horns and a cubic eye

 â„–110408[Quote]

>>110405
the glowie puts a tinfoil hat on his head to hopefully stop the voices, and then he and the others fire at the purple cubes

 â„–110409[Quote]

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BP fan throws matches at the gassed guards while Duke Nukem practically teleports behind the ungassed one.

Rolan
Evens = matches ignite the gas
Above 5 = Duke throws the guard at the glowie for a stun on both

 â„–110410[Quote]

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Both attacks ineffective.
Glowie puts in a tinfoil hat and begins blasting the cubes. The other guards do the same. They've gone mad, but you've thought they were allied with the aliens… Result indeterminate…

 â„–110411[Quote]

>>110410
In the sky above new york dozens of drones apear, form a ring and start charging up something

 â„–110412[Quote]

>>110410
attack the cubes too, you don't know if they are on your side, so it's better to just destroy them abd get over it

 â„–110413[Quote]

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>>110407
You take a second look, an notice that the cubes are also zapping them. Maybe you've gone mad…

Rolan
Evens = guards prevail
Odds = cubes prevail
If divisible by 3 or 4, it's complete victory

 â„–110414[Quote]

bruh the bread is getting derailed so hard

 â„–110415[Quote]

>>110413
More alien drones enter and they grab everyone with their tractor beams

 â„–110416[Quote]

>>110415
>>110411
too much derailment, i just want the adventure to go as planned

 â„–110417[Quote]

>>110416
This will all make sense soon

 â„–110418[Quote]

meh, you should still do some of the alien prompts, but don't go too far with it, maybe they can be the next big threat after the israelis, just like muh astro toilets?

 â„–110419[Quote]

>>110410
Try again but this time BP fan throw a Molotov cocktail

 â„–110420[Quote]

>>110418
nah let's just complete the epstein plotline, i got this shit planned and i don't need it getting dismantled by increasingly distracting prompts

 â„–110421[Quote]

>>110420
alright, so AFTER we rescue santa cob and BTFO chadstein, we can continue with the whole alien thing (unless you don't want to, that's fine)

 â„–110422[Quote]

>>110421
i got it planned for after epstein is killed too, if the party makes it to that point

 â„–110423[Quote]

>>110422
maybe we can befriend him or something, like when the alliance and the skibidis joined forces to fight the aliens (astro toilets)

 â„–110424[Quote]

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The guards spend their turn firing at the k1key cubes. Duke doesn't have a gun so he doesn't join them. BP fan throws his n1gger molly at the doused guards.

Evens, 3,5, digits = it hits
other odds = it misses

 â„–110425[Quote]

>>110423
or we can just kick his ass, that works too i guess

 â„–110426[Quote]

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The n1gger molly misses. BP fan is agitated by this outcome. Do you attack the alien n1gger drones next?

 â„–110427[Quote]

>>110426
No , instead he try one more time and duke tries to grab a guard to throw him toward glowie once again

 â„–110428[Quote]

>>110426
shoot the cubes and the drones or whatever

 â„–110429[Quote]

>>110424
The cubes and the drone turn into pure purple light and phase through the roof and go back to where they came from. The purple substance on the outside gardens and turns gray after the big UFO leaves.
This was just a scouting mission, they will return.

 â„–110430[Quote]

>>110428
Don't bite more than you can chew nyagga

 â„–110431[Quote]

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>>110429
The alien drones phase out, perhaps to return later… The gravity returns to normal, and everyone has a graceless landing.

Duke mutters
>Next chance I get… I'm gonna shove my arm up them alien n1gger's asses… then pull them inside out!
>But I have you n1ggers to deal with first…

After everyone adjusts for a turn, Duke Nukem slams the guard against the glowie.

Rolan
Evens or 5, digits = glowie and guard stunned
Otherwise, cosmetic hit

 â„–110432[Quote]

>>110431
meanwhile, netanyahu calls chadstein on his phone and tells him about the alien invasion

 â„–110433[Quote]

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The guards get stunned by the pissed off cyberDuke.
BP fan throws another n1gger molly, like he has an infinite supply of them.

Rolan
Odds,4,6,digits = hit

 â„–110434[Quote]

>>110432
queued

 â„–110435[Quote]

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BP fan's n1gger molly hits. The fire engulfs the 2 guards, and will kill them quickly, as there's plenty of fuel involved…
The enemy cannot attack. Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110436[Quote]

>>110435
Duke gets on top of both of them and starts punching furiously at them

 â„–110437[Quote]

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>>110432
Netanyahu calls Chadstein about the alien invasion.
>There are a bunch of aliens outside. I'm considering a Samson option on these niggas… Be prepared for anything.

 â„–110438[Quote]

>>110435
BP fan lift glowie up and perform full nelson on other guards , duke nukem punch the glowie repeatedly

 â„–110439[Quote]

>>110435
I mean full nelson slam onto the guard

 â„–110440[Quote]

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>>110436
>>110438
CyberDuke punches the glowie like a jackhammer.

Rolan
Above 5 = lethal
Evens = knocked out if not lethal
Digits = guard flowers at his head
Otherwise, stun

 â„–110441[Quote]

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Duke's punches are lethal. The glowie's blood spills all over his own face and Cyberduke's fist.
The BP fan full nelson slams the guard on the ground.

Rolan
2,6,8 = serious injury
7 or 9 = knocked out
4 or 0 = stunned
digits = guard gets killed

 â„–110442[Quote]

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The glowie and the burning guards are dead. The only remaining guard is stunned. Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110443[Quote]

>>110442
smash the fuckers hrad in

 â„–110444[Quote]

>>110442
*head
fuck sakes

 â„–110445[Quote]

>>110441
Duke finishes him off while BP searches for materials to enhance his zylokn

 â„–110446[Quote]

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>>110443
>>110444
BP fan shouts
>SMASH THE LAST FUCKER'S HEAD IN, DUKE!
<Hope your dental plan covers this…
He cocks his cyberfist back…

Rolan
Evens= flowerhead
Odds = knocked out

 â„–110447[Quote]

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The guard's head is liquified and splattered. You may proceed.

 â„–110448[Quote]

>>110447
Chrome shltoko materializes in front of them

 â„–110449[Quote]

>>110447
Use fent mixer to increase zylokn b potency

 â„–110450[Quote]

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>>110449
BP fan puts the Zyklon B in the fent mixer, hoping to increase its potency.

Evens = success
Odds = ???

 â„–110451[Quote]

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BP fan cusses the machine out, as it just eats his zyklon B.

Meanwhile…
>Ahh shiet, there's something in my fent nigga… I can't breathe. Mama mama I-ACK!

 â„–110452[Quote]

Accidentally defeated the ritual award…

 â„–110453[Quote]

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BP fan doesn't know what he just did. Still, they have to defeat Epstein and free Santa Cob.

 â„–110454[Quote]

>>110453
It cuts to ice chvd and feral elf in the vault

 â„–110455[Quote]

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>>110454
You reach the vault, but it's a vault. The latch on the door sems to be the opening mechanism. You'll need a code or something, a crafty plan, or a massive amount of plain brute force… force, which you don't think is possible.

 â„–110456[Quote]

>>110453
Oh well , I could always clear civilian, barrack and Grinches room manually



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