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 â„–108754[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

BEGIN

You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

 â„–109253[Quote]


 â„–109254[Quote]

>>109249
George Floyd

 â„–109255[Quote]

>>109254
He's already with Epstein as part of the Santa replacement ritual

 â„–109256[Quote]

>>109253
Thanks for being so patient. One character choice per person?

 â„–109257[Quote]

>>109256
I would prefer that a little but you can suggest multiple.

 â„–109258[Quote]

>>109257
Okay. I will also wait just in case other people participating in the bread who are busy doing other things want to suggest

 â„–109259[Quote]

>>109258
In the meantime, we can go back to what the Brapvengers are doing

 â„–109260[Quote]

>>109255
sorry i forgot

 â„–109261[Quote]

>>108798
also are you finally gonna do this now? >>108800

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>>109245
>>109246
>>109247
>>109248
>>109259
You send a semitic trio of Eastern Cobby, Max, and Loud Reed, to Room 25. They loot the blooLet your heart be bright!d clothes, then bolt to the nearest bathroom to wash the clothes.

Rolan
If 2, 6, or 8, a guard catches them and starts combat.

 â„–109263[Quote]

>>109261
If they're preparing them at this point, that basically suggests a loss condition.

 â„–109264[Quote]

>>109263
i thought you said when they arrive at NY, if it results in a loss, then i guess we don't have to do it for a little while

 â„–109265[Quote]

>>109264
I wasn't saying the moment they arrived at New York, I meant at some point in New York. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

 â„–109266[Quote]

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>>109262
The Semitic trio finishes washing the clothes. They look at their newfound drip in the mirror.

 â„–109267[Quote]

>>109266
They should carry the guards rifles aswell to blend in better

 â„–109268[Quote]

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>>109266
a heckin brony appears out of nowhere and asks le heckin trio if he can join them

 â„–109269[Quote]

>>109268
rolan, evens this happens

 â„–109270[Quote]

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>>109267
The trio returns to the hospital. The unarmed are fitted with rifles to increase the team's offensive capability, and to help sell the disguise. You may also give Nate's rifle to Eastern Cobby, but he's already armed with a machete.

 â„–109271[Quote]

>>109270
Have Nate keep his rifle for self defense just incase the guards or something else finds him. Besides Cobby can just grab another rifle from some other guard

 â„–109272[Quote]

>>109270
nate gets a cool armored brown coat as a upgrade

 â„–109273[Quote]

>>109270
tell the doc this >>109247

 â„–109274[Quote]

>>109272
Want to suggest a character for this?
>>109249

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>>109249
some random british petroleum fan joins

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>>109275
>>109250
>>109251
You recruit 3 extra solLet your heart be bright!rs into the TJD gang.

 â„–109277[Quote]

>>109276
uhhh… now i don't know TOO much about skibidi toilet lore, but i think mafia toilet should be MUUCH bigger here, just saying

 â„–109278[Quote]

>>109276
check the wiki for his proper size skibidi-toilet.fandom.com

 â„–109279[Quote]

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>>109277
Correct, he's quite big

 â„–109280[Quote]

>>109278
Fandom wiki is unreliable albeit

 â„–109281[Quote]

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>>109271
>>109272
>>109273
>>109247
Nate keeps his rifle. He goes to the closet for a brown coat with armor.

Rolan
If evens, he finds the coat

You tell Dr. Soystein that the green crystal from Atlantis can be purified to purge its effects. You say that the purified crystal can be used to open a portal to Agartha.
>That's some interesting lore… I'm curious as to how you intend to do this. Now that I think about it, its properties are magical right now… You could be right…

 â„–109282[Quote]

>>109280
DVFVCKBQQM didn't tell us xheir canon sizes doe, so i tried my best o algo

 â„–109283[Quote]

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>>109279
>>109280
>>109278
>>109277
Mafia Toilet grows closer to his original size. (I don't like doing massive characters, so he won't be 15 meters tall)

 â„–109284[Quote]

>>109283
good enough i guess

 â„–109285[Quote]

>>109283
That's good. Do we recruit more or should that be enough?

 â„–109286[Quote]

>>109284
I could scale him up more but it'll probably look ridiculous. Also, he wouldn't be able to enter buildings and such.

 â„–109287[Quote]

>>109285
It's enough, I think, if we want to proceed now.

 â„–109288[Quote]

>>109286
it's fine, besides, im gonna introduce something big soon, that i have been planning for a few hours, im not sure how it will go, but i believe it would br ok

 â„–109289[Quote]

>>109286
Just keep him like that. We don't have to be 1:1 with the Skibidi Toilet lore

 â„–109290[Quote]

>>109288
and mafia toilet would put up a good fight against it…

 â„–109291[Quote]

>>109288
>>109290
At that point, you're kinda just creating a problem and a solution.

 â„–109292[Quote]

>>109291
it's related to epstein, who is basically the main boss of this adventure, just saying

 â„–109293[Quote]

>>109292
If you say so…

 â„–109294[Quote]

>>109293
yeah, i plan on the brapvengers and epstein to have an early present introductionc final fight, and considering how powerful the brapvengers are getting, i think it's time for chadstein to get some upgrades too, i hope this doesn't end catastrophically…

 â„–109295[Quote]

>>109283
Anyways, the TJD gang head off to the UN building. Mafia Toilet uses his jetpack to fly there

 â„–109296[Quote]

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Nate finds an armored brown coat, increasing his armor, which gives him about 50% extra health.

 â„–109297[Quote]

do you think it should reveal what it is now?

 â„–109298[Quote]


 â„–109299[Quote]

>>109296
Nice trips, Nate pulls out the map from earlier and they look for their next destination in the building
>>109297
Don't spoil the surprise

 â„–109300[Quote]

>>109299
you sure? i mean, it's a pretty big upgrade for chadstein, and im sure it would be pretty important to show it being made, but should i just hild off on until the final big fight?

 â„–109301[Quote]

>>109300
Maybe like a teaser scene showing it being worked on like muh heckin teasers of a titan getting upgrades in Skibidi Toilet

 â„–109302[Quote]

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>>109295
Team TJD heads to the UN Headquarters. The gang members will soon reveal their weaponry.

Rolan weapons
0 = all pistols
1-3 = +pump action shotgun
2-5 = +pump action shotgun
4-6 = +mac 10
5-7 = +mp5
6-8 = +mac 10
7-9 = +mac 10
8-9 = +switch glock
9 = +RPG
digits = custom

 â„–109303[Quote]

>>109301
speaking of skibidi toilet… it certainly is inspired by it, is all i can say

 â„–109304[Quote]

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>>109303
festive dubs

 â„–109305[Quote]

>>109303
also idk why im hyping it up so much, it really isn't THAT crazy, but whatever

 â„–109306[Quote]

>>109302
I sorta figured the bad boy numbers would be boring here

 â„–109307[Quote]

>>109302
Well now most of them are only good for close-ranged combat

 â„–109308[Quote]

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Team TJD rolls up to United Nations Headquarters. Do they leave the stolen vehicle parked?

 â„–109309[Quote]

>>109308
yeah but put a car bomb in it to take out any glowies searching for them

 â„–109310[Quote]

>>109308
park it, also tell us where satoko is, i haven't seen him in a while, he needs to come back desu

 â„–109311[Quote]

>>109310
He said that Satoko is hiding somewhere and will attack with them
>>109249

 â„–109312[Quote]

>>109310
call elf tyrone from the studio too, see how he's doing

 â„–109313[Quote]

>>109311
oh, kinda glossed over that

 â„–109314[Quote]

taking short break

 â„–109315[Quote]

going to sleep now

 â„–109316[Quote]

>>109315
forgot to mention this, but nate should put the crystal back in his pocket, it will be important later on, trustme, bye now for real

 â„–109317[Quote]

>>109316
Goodnight

 â„–109318[Quote]

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giftmy bread

 â„–109319[Quote]

Change of plans, good night everyone.

 â„–109320[Quote]

>>109319
Goodnight

 â„–109321[Quote]

>>109319
goodnight

 â„–109322[Quote]

go up so bread doesn't Let your heart be bright!

 â„–109323[Quote]

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>>109308
You WILL use this slighty better PNG of Mafia Toilet because… you will okay??
Up so it doesn't Let your heart be bright! I guess

 â„–109324[Quote]

Left sage on award

 â„–109325[Quote]

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>>109322
bread will live

 â„–109326[Quote]

HOHOHO!

 â„–109327[Quote]

>>109326
HOHOHO! 2

 â„–109328[Quote]

up o algo

 â„–109329[Quote]

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B6NAM7cn, GTFIHAACTT NOOOOOOW!

 â„–109331[Quote]

>>109325
W kiepskim swiecie
Kiepskie sprawy,
Marne zycie i zabawy
Sa codzienne awantury
- nie ma dnia bez ostrej rury
Ojciec biega na bosaka:
Jest zadyma i jest draka
Nikt nikomu nie tlumaczy,
By sprobowac zyc inaczej

(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat

* * *

Sa nadzieje i milosci,
Sa zwyciestwa i radosci,
Sa skandale i halasy,
Na tapczanie wygibasy
Choc problemy sa kosmiczne,
Jest tu calkiem sympatycznie
To jest wlasnie Kiepskich zycie,
Zobaczycie - uwierzycie!

(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat

* * *

W kiepskim swiecie
Kiepskie sprawy,
Marne zycie i zabawy
Sa codzienne awantury
- nie ma dnia bez ostrej rury
Ojciec biega na bosaka:
Jest zadyma i jest draka
Nikt nikomu nie tlumaczy,
By sprobowac zyc inaczej

(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat

* * * *

Sa nadzieje i milosci,
Sa zwyciestwa i radosci,
Sa skandale i halasy,
Na tapczanie wygibasy
Choc problemy sa kosmiczne,
Jest tu calkiem sympatycznie
To jest wlasnie Kiepskich zycie,
Zobaczycie - uwierzycie!

(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat

(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat

 â„–109332[Quote]

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>>>9290156
>W kiepskim swiecie
>Kiepskie sprawy,
>Marne zycie i zabawy
>Sa codzienne awantury
>- nie ma dnia bez ostrej rury
>Ojciec biega na bosaka:
>Jest zadyma i jest draka
>Nikt nikomu nie tlumaczy,
>By sprobowac zyc inaczej

>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)

>To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat
>
>* * *
>
>Sa nadzieje i milosci,
>Sa zwyciestwa i radosci,
>Sa skandale i halasy,
>Na tapczanie wygibasy
>Choc problemy sa kosmiczne,
>Jest tu calkiem sympatycznie
>To jest wlasnie Kiepskich zycie,
>Zobaczycie - uwierzycie!
>
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat
>
>* * *
>
>W kiepskim swiecie
>Kiepskie sprawy,
>Marne zycie i zabawy
>Sa codzienne awantury
>- nie ma dnia bez ostrej rury
>Ojciec biega na bosaka:
>Jest zadyma i jest draka
>Nikt nikomu nie tlumaczy,
>By sprobowac zyc inaczej
>
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat
>
>* * * *
>
>Sa nadzieje i milosci,
>Sa zwyciestwa i radosci,
>Sa skandale i halasy,
>Na tapczanie wygibasy
>Choc problemy sa kosmiczne,
>Jest tu calkiem sympatycznie
>To jest wlasnie Kiepskich zycie,
>Zobaczycie - uwierzycie!
>
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat
>
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>To jest wlasnie Kiepskich swiat
>(Pa pa pa, pa pa pa)
>Kiepskich zycie, Kiepskich swiat

 â„–109333[Quote]

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>>109329
he is dead

 â„–109334[Quote]

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>>109309
>>109310
>>109311
Satoko and Mafia Toilet reveal themselves.
You also put a car bomb in your van, in case glowies haul it off. It can be disarmed if it's still present later.
You call Tyrone. He just recorded an original Christmas song that'll be put into this year's playlists and subvert the goyim even more, and also some covers of various gangster rap artists and Christmas songs. Other kikes like it so far, so Tyrone is paid $400 for his efforts, and will receive %1.2 of the income his music makes in the future.

 â„–109335[Quote]

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Meanwhile, Nate takes the crystal back, then reads the map again (which is constantly in his posession, so he can do this anywhere).

 â„–109336[Quote]

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>>109333
he is dead my ass
>>109335
Take the dead guard boLet your heart be bright!s to the D.N.S. crematorium to be disposed of properly before (((they))) call for backup

 â„–109337[Quote]

>>109335
nate puts the crystal into his pocket, then calls up tarrant to come over to the teams location, and purify the crystal with his aryan magic

 â„–109338[Quote]

>>109337
the crystal and the sword can summon an aryan alien

 â„–109339[Quote]

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>>109336
>>109337
You get some backs from the DNS crematorium, then return to Room 25 to clean up. You put the guards into the bodybags and even clean the room, just to be extra scrupulous.
You store the bodybags in the DNS, to be cremated.

 â„–109340[Quote]

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>>109338
>>109337
Team TJD enters the lobby, even Mafia Toilet somehow. There are armed guards.
If this digit ends in evens, you have to go through their checkpoint.

 â„–109341[Quote]

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>>109340
The guards block your path.
How do you get pass them? No firearms in the facility.

 â„–109342[Quote]

>>109339
a bad boy zombie comes out of those things in the background (forgot what they are called

 â„–109343[Quote]

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>>109342
A bad boy zombie comes out one of the DNS's drawers or whatever they're called. He's hostile.

 â„–109344[Quote]

>>109343
Nate uses the evil crystal on the zombie and makes the zombie krampus out

evens, and it fails and he bites a random party member

 â„–109345[Quote]

>>109343
the zombie says "feeeeeennnnnntttt…" get it? cause hes a zombie, but also a bad boy? so instead of saying braaains, he says fent?

 â„–109346[Quote]

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>>109344
>>109345
Nate tries to krampusify the zombie. It fails and he attacks good boyler, since he's the closest.
If evens, he bites and infects good boyler, if odds, he's a fent zombie and can't infect.

 â„–109347[Quote]

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>>109346
The bad boyzombie bites and infects good boyler. He instantly becomes brown. He'll turn in 2 turns.

 â„–109348[Quote]

>>109347
they all shoot their guns at the zombie

 â„–109349[Quote]

>>109347
good boyler can't live with becoming Latinx and asks someone to shoot him.

 â„–109350[Quote]

>>109349
i believe he can be saved, please

 â„–109351[Quote]

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>>109348
>>109349
Everyone who has a gun shoots at the zombie.

Rolan multiple

1-6 = Max hits
3-8 = Duke hits (4 or 6 meatshot)
5-0 (wraps around) = Nate hits
7-2 (wraps around) = Lou Reed hits
Simple hit is 2 shots, or 5 shots for Duke
Evens = All meatshots
Digits = All criticals

 â„–109352[Quote]

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The zombie gets shot up heavily but he still stands. Most of the rifles hit, and so does Duke's shotgun.

good boyler sees his hands turning brown, and begs for someone to finish him before he turns.
Whoever does the honor has to use their turn.

The zombie attacks A24.

Rolan

If 2 or 4, A24 evades.
If 0 or 6 or 8, A24 gets bitten.
If odds, he evades.

 â„–109353[Quote]




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