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 â„–108754[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

BEGIN

You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

 â„–108853[Quote]

>>108852
one of them sees easten cobby and thinks hes an islamic terrorist and calls the police

 â„–108854[Quote]

>>108853 one of the officers has a thick new york accent

 â„–108855[Quote]

>>108853
have tyrone quickly throw mcdonalds gift cards to distract them

 â„–108856[Quote]

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>>108853
>>108854
>>108853
>>108854
The Amerimutts call the police on the Eastern Bunny. Two cops pull over in their cruiser.
>Everyone, put your hands up, and no one will get shot!
>Yeah, yeah, and bring that poyple bunny ovah. Youyre onder oyrest, pal!

 â„–108857[Quote]

>>108856
tell them you are trying to save christmas and help santa or something

 â„–108858[Quote]

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>>108857
You say
<Wait, this is a misunderstanding… We're trying to save Christmas.
>I heard that a million toymes, pal. Ya aren't foolin' me.
>I think they're with the bunny. Everyone, freeze!
>>108855
Tyrone whispers into Nate's ear.
^I can distract them with a McDonald's gift card.
Do you follow Tyrone's plan? Do you add to it? Or do you have the perfect words for the police officers?

 â„–108859[Quote]

>>108858
follow tyrones plan o algo

 â„–108860[Quote]

rolan, if evens, success. if odds, failure

 â„–108861[Quote]

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>>108859
>>108855
Tyrone tosses one of his McDonald's gift cards i to the air. It catches the cops by surprise, but they don't shoot the card or Tyrone.
They examine it: Issa $100 gift card, completely irresistible…
Your party dashes from the scene.

Around the corner, you have officially broken line of sight. You're not clear, yet, however. You hear the car's siren wailing.

Where do you hide?

 â„–108862[Quote]

>>108861
hide in the sewers

 â„–108863[Quote]

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>>108862
>Just like the teenage mutant ninja turtles

 â„–108864[Quote]

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>>108862
Your party rushes to a nearby manhole cover.

Rolan
If evens, the cops find you while you uncover the manhole. If odds, they don't.

 â„–108865[Quote]

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The cops discover you! Jump down the manhole, or run away?

 â„–108866[Quote]


 â„–108867[Quote]


 â„–108868[Quote]

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>>108866
>>108867
You run from the cops. They stick to you the entire way. You see another intersection. Left, or front?

 â„–108869[Quote]

>>108868
The meximutt one wasn't able to run fast enough because of his weight so he got captured by the cops.
The xe said "I can't brap" or something

 â„–108870[Quote]


 â„–108871[Quote]


 â„–108872[Quote]

>>108868
Front front front front

 â„–108873[Quote]

>>108872
alright, ill choose front too

 â„–108874[Quote]

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>>108869
>>108870
>>108871
>>108872
>>108873
Satoko runs out of stamina and gets arrested. This buys the rest of the Brapvengers time.
>OY CARAMBA. I CAN'T BRAP!
You choose the front. You see another cruiser that's ready to trail you. You discover that the streets will have you collecting heat exponentially.
Continue running from the cops? Front or back?

 â„–108875[Quote]

>>108874
slide over the cop cars hood gta style and nate raisins on the windshield so they can't see

 â„–108876[Quote]

>>108875
rolling, if over 7 then the cops in the raisin windshield drive forward out of control and crash into the other cruiser

 â„–108877[Quote]

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>>108875
>>108876
Everyone slides over the hood and Nate craps on the windshield. This'll immobilize the vehicle for a bit, as they clear it off.
The Brapvengers reach a nearby McDonald's. Do you enter the building, or continue another way?

 â„–108878[Quote]

>>108877
send a party member to get the mcdonalds giftcard, it might come in handy

 â„–108879[Quote]

>>108877
buy a happy meal

 â„–108880[Quote]

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>>108878
>>108879
You send Lou Reed to gather McDonald's cards, and to buy a happy meal. You ponder splitting up or even sacrificing team members to slow down the police.
You search each road for SOMETHING that can help you. You see a really big building near the McDonald's.

 â„–108881[Quote]

>>108880
go to the building

 â„–108882[Quote]

>>108881
find a sign that identifies the building before entering first, you could be walking into a bottomless pit factory for all you know

 â„–108883[Quote]

>>108882
good idea saar

 â„–108884[Quote]

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>>108881
>>108882
>>108883
You reach the entrance of the big building. You discovering that it's a shopping mall.

 â„–108885[Quote]

>>108884
go in the mall

 â„–108886[Quote]

Thanks janny even doe janny worship le bad

 â„–108887[Quote]

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>Thanks janny even doe janny worship le bad o algo

 â„–108888[Quote]

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>>108885
You enter the mall. You spot a store named krampusella's Crossdress. Otherwise, you see other stores. There's also a bad boyweed shop if anyone cares.

If this post ends in an even number, the cops saw you enter the mall. Otherwise, they didn't.

 â„–108889[Quote]

>>108888
go to the n1ggerweed shop

 â„–108890[Quote]

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>>108889
You enter the bad boyweed shop. You meet the clerk, a middle-aged alt dude.
>What's up, dudes? Anything that interests you?

 â„–108891[Quote]

>>108890
lou comes back with the cards and happy meal, you and your team eat the g0yslop, and nate buys some of the n1ggerweed and smokes it

 â„–108892[Quote]

if odds, lou reed evades the cops

 â„–108893[Quote]

im going to bed now, see you tomorrow saar

 â„–108894[Quote]

>>108892
are those odds?

 â„–108895[Quote]

>>108894
yes, odd number

 â„–108896[Quote]

>>108893
'night

 â„–108897[Quote]

>>108896
cya or something

 â„–108898[Quote]

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>>108891
Nate smokes some bad boy Weed, getting him high and hotboxing the room. Everyone else contact high from the smoke.
Loud Reed shows up with the goyslop and gift cards. Everyone gets their fair share of 'slop to munch on.
Luckily, the smoke conceals them from the cops, but they're searching the mall right now. They might even barge into the bad boyweed Dispensary soon… What do you do?

 â„–108899[Quote]

>>108898
the cops get high from the weed smoke too

 â„–108900[Quote]

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>>108899
The cops haven't entered the room yet, therefore they can't get high. What do you do?

 â„–108901[Quote]

>>108900
The team looks around for a vent or a exit to escape through in the weed shop

 â„–108902[Quote]

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>>108901
Nate finds and opens an airvent grate. Since Satoko's out of your party, you actually have a chance of this escape route succeeding.

 â„–108903[Quote]

>>108902
Proceed with going through the vent

 â„–108904[Quote]

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>>108903
You and your team enters the vents. If the last digit is above 4, this succeeds. Otherwise, they fall through and break the vent.

 â„–108905[Quote]

>>108904
now the cops enter the weed room, and get second hand highs from the lingering smoke.

 â„–108906[Quote]

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>>108905
>>108904
>>108903
After the caboose man closes the grate, the cops enter the room and get contact high.
Inside, you see two paths. Left or right?

 â„–108907[Quote]


 â„–108908[Quote]

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>>108907
You go right. You see the dispensary's closet. There's a chance cops will search it soon.

 â„–108909[Quote]

>>108908
then go left

 â„–108910[Quote]

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>>108909
You return to the dispensary. The cops are questioning the dispensary clerk. If this post ends in odds, then they are allowed into the closet.

 â„–108911[Quote]

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>>108910
You see the cops leave. The dispensary's closet if presumably safe to hide within.

 â„–108912[Quote]

>>108911
Hide there

 â„–108913[Quote]

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>>108912
You go back to the closet and hide there. This should be a good spot to wait a while.

 â„–108914[Quote]

>>108913
You search through the boxes in there to find if there's anything useful for future use

 â„–108915[Quote]

lootbox
2-3 = uzi
4-7 = glock
9 = grenade
others = empty

 â„–108916[Quote]

>>108915
Glock nice

 â„–108917[Quote]

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>>108914
You discover a Glock. Take it for yourself, or give to another party member?
If this post ends in a number below 3, the clerk finds out.

 â„–108918[Quote]

>>108916
nice indeed

 â„–108919[Quote]

>>108917
Tarrant has had experience with firearms before so I think give the glock to Tarrant

 â„–108920[Quote]

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>>108919
You give the Glock to Brenton Tarrant. He holsters the firearm.
Wait an hour?

 â„–108921[Quote]


 â„–108922[Quote]

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>>108921
You've waited an hour. Hopefully, the cops forget about this, since you hardly committed a crime in the first place. You should be free to explore the Mall and New York City, for now.

 â„–108923[Quote]

>>108922
Get out of the cloest and explore the surrounding shops

 â„–108924[Quote]

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>>108923
You leave the bad boyweed dispensary, to explore the mall. You see krampusella's Crossdress, along with the bad boyweed Dispensary, and a few goyslop shops. You see a car in the middle of the mall, but hijacking it will attract cops again.

 â„–108925[Quote]

>>108924
Can the car fit everyone inside?

 â„–108926[Quote]

rolan car
less than 3 = smart car
less than 6 = regular
otherwise = fully sized van

 â„–108927[Quote]

>>108926
equals 6, so van

 â„–108928[Quote]

>>108927
It's a risk worth taking, I doubt santa or epstein would be residing in a random mall anyway

 â„–108929[Quote]

>>108928
Even if it results in a high speed chase with the cops

 â„–108930[Quote]

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>>108925
You find out that it's a van, the type that can fit your entire party in. Do you think you can buy it, or do you want to steal it?

 â„–108931[Quote]

>>108930
Try to buy it first

 â„–108932[Quote]

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>>108931
You call a representative over, and ask for the price. The van is worth $70,000. It also has a turbo-charged V8. You don't believe you can afford it, even if you sell your gift from Atlantis.

 â„–108933[Quote]

gift = crystal

 â„–108934[Quote]

>>108932
Put it on credit

 â„–108935[Quote]

>>108933
Well in that case, one of them breaks the window of the drivers seats and attempts to hijack the van. Also one of them takes care of the representative

 â„–108936[Quote]

>>108934
>>108935
rolan, if evens, then 533, if odds, then 537

 â„–108937[Quote]

>>108932
do we have the crystal that sharpened tarrant's sword? we can sell that to the salesman

 â„–108938[Quote]

>>108937
It's going to be a hijack. The diamonds probably aren't worth enough anyway.

 â„–108939[Quote]

>>108938
alright, just don't wanna forget about that because it could be useful later. have brendon tarrant rape the salesman to death in front of everyone and nobody cares

 â„–108940[Quote]

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>>108936
>>108935
>>108939
Nate shocks the rep with his tazer, while Elf Feral breaks into the van. The entire party jumps in and it burns rubber out of the mall. Tarrant also kidnaps the rep so he can rape him to death later.

 â„–108941[Quote]

>>108940
a mall cop sees this happen and tries to paul blart them

 â„–108942[Quote]

>>108940
The party drives off and break through the entrance, back outside of the city again

 â„–108943[Quote]

>>108941
they run him over as they break out of the mall, and a red trail of blood is behind them for real cops to track them down

 â„–108944[Quote]

>>108940
they drive into a car with gangster bad boys

 â„–108945[Quote]

also why is nate green?

 â„–108946[Quote]

>>108945
the atlantic gift slowly turns his skin green when it's in his inventory.

 â„–108947[Quote]

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>>108942
>>108941
>>108944
A mall cop tries to be a hero, but the van runs him over. The van then smashed thru the mall door.
Outside, they crash into the place santa doesn't visitcar. Where do they go next? Remember that they're searching for Epstein's secret hideout.

 â„–108948[Quote]

>>108947
Hes bound to be holed up in the UN building

 â„–108949[Quote]

>>108948
trips therefore it's TRVE
check the sewers to see if there's any scroogeish tunnels to the UN building

 â„–108950[Quote]

>>108947
the place santa doesn't visitnlggers are on their way to meet Epstein

 â„–108951[Quote]

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>>108948
>>108949
>>108950
You try to intereogate the place santa doesn't visitbad boys but they just call you obsessed and that they're going to destroy your van.
You consider bisiting the sewers, but you'll lose your car if you leave it. Having someone else drive it in the meantime is also risky and will most likely result in them getting arrested.
What do you do?

 â„–108952[Quote]

Shoot up the jaartycucks then drive to the UN building



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