â„–108853[Quote]
>>108852one of them sees easten cobby and thinks hes an islamic terrorist and calls the police
â„–108854[Quote]
>>108853 one of the officers has a thick new york accent
â„–108855[Quote]
>>108853have tyrone quickly throw mcdonalds gift cards to distract them
â„–108857[Quote]
>>108856tell them you are trying to save christmas and help santa or something
â„–108858[Quote]
>>108857You say
<Wait, this is a misunderstanding… We're trying to save Christmas.>I heard that a million toymes, pal. Ya aren't foolin' me.>I think they're with the bunny. Everyone, freeze!>>108855Tyrone whispers into Nate's ear.
^I can distract them with a McDonald's gift card.Do you follow Tyrone's plan? Do you add to it? Or do you have the perfect words for the police officers?
â„–108859[Quote]
>>108858follow tyrones plan o algo
â„–108860[Quote]
rolan, if evens, success. if odds, failure
â„–108861[Quote]
>>108859>>108855Tyrone tosses one of his McDonald's gift cards i to the air. It catches the cops by surprise, but they don't shoot the card or Tyrone.
They examine it: Issa $100 gift card, completely irresistible…
Your party dashes from the scene.
Around the corner, you have officially broken line of sight. You're not clear, yet, however. You hear the car's siren wailing.
Where do you hide?
â„–108862[Quote]
>>108861hide in the sewers
â„–108864[Quote]
>>108862Your party rushes to a nearby manhole cover.
Rolan
If evens, the cops find you while you uncover the manhole. If odds, they don't.
â„–108869[Quote]
>>108868The meximutt one wasn't able to run fast enough because of his weight so he got captured by the cops.
The xe said "I can't brap" or something
â„–108872[Quote]
>>108868Front front front front
â„–108873[Quote]
>>108872alright, ill choose front too
â„–108874[Quote]
>>108869>>108870>>108871>>108872>>108873Satoko runs out of stamina and gets arrested. This buys the rest of the Brapvengers time.
>OY CARAMBA. I CAN'T BRAP!You choose the front. You see another cruiser that's ready to trail you. You discover that the streets will have you collecting heat exponentially.
Continue running from the cops? Front or back?
â„–108875[Quote]
>>108874slide over the cop cars hood gta style and nate raisins on the windshield so they can't see
â„–108876[Quote]
>>108875rolling, if over 7 then the cops in the raisin windshield drive forward out of control and crash into the other cruiser
â„–108877[Quote]
>>108875>>108876Everyone slides over the hood and Nate craps on the windshield. This'll immobilize the vehicle for a bit, as they clear it off.
The Brapvengers reach a nearby McDonald's. Do you enter the building, or continue another way?
â„–108878[Quote]
>>108877send a party member to get the mcdonalds giftcard, it might come in handy
â„–108880[Quote]
>>108878>>108879You send Lou Reed to gather McDonald's cards, and to buy a happy meal. You ponder splitting up or even sacrificing team members to slow down the police.
You search each road for SOMETHING that can help you. You see a really big building near the McDonald's.
â„–108881[Quote]
>>108880go to the building
â„–108882[Quote]
>>108881find a sign that identifies the building before entering first, you could be walking into a bottomless pit factory for all you know
â„–108886[Quote]
Thanks janny even doe janny worship le bad
â„–108888[Quote]
>>108885You enter the mall. You spot a store named krampusella's Crossdress. Otherwise, you see other stores. There's also a bad boyweed shop if anyone cares.
If this post ends in an even number, the cops saw you enter the mall. Otherwise, they didn't.
â„–108889[Quote]
>>108888go to the n1ggerweed shop
â„–108891[Quote]
>>108890lou comes back with the cards and happy meal, you and your team eat the g0yslop, and nate buys some of the n1ggerweed and smokes it
â„–108892[Quote]
if odds, lou reed evades the cops
â„–108893[Quote]
im going to bed now, see you tomorrow saar
â„–108898[Quote]
>>108891Nate smokes some bad boy Weed, getting him high and hotboxing the room. Everyone else contact high from the smoke.
Loud Reed shows up with the goyslop and gift cards. Everyone gets their fair share of 'slop to munch on.
Luckily, the smoke conceals them from the cops, but they're searching the mall right now. They might even barge into the bad boyweed Dispensary soon… What do you do?
â„–108899[Quote]
>>108898the cops get high from the weed smoke too
â„–108901[Quote]
>>108900The team looks around for a vent or a exit to escape through in the weed shop
â„–108903[Quote]
>>108902Proceed with going through the vent
â„–108905[Quote]
>>108904now the cops enter the weed room, and get second hand highs from the lingering smoke.
â„–108906[Quote]
>>108905>>108904>>108903After the caboose man closes the grate, the cops enter the room and get contact high.
Inside, you see two paths. Left or right?
â„–108914[Quote]
>>108913You search through the boxes in there to find if there's anything useful for future use
â„–108915[Quote]
lootbox
2-3 = uzi
4-7 = glock
9 = grenade
others = empty
â„–108917[Quote]
>>108914You discover a Glock. Take it for yourself, or give to another party member?
If this post ends in a number below 3, the clerk finds out.
â„–108919[Quote]
>>108917Tarrant has had experience with firearms before so I think give the glock to Tarrant
â„–108920[Quote]
>>108919You give the Glock to Brenton Tarrant. He holsters the firearm.
Wait an hour?
â„–108923[Quote]
>>108922Get out of the cloest and explore the surrounding shops
â„–108925[Quote]
>>108924Can the car fit everyone inside?
â„–108926[Quote]
rolan car
less than 3 = smart car
less than 6 = regular
otherwise = fully sized van
â„–108928[Quote]
>>108927It's a risk worth taking, I doubt santa or epstein would be residing in a random mall anyway
â„–108929[Quote]
>>108928Even if it results in a high speed chase with the cops
â„–108931[Quote]
>>108930Try to buy it first
â„–108933[Quote]
gift = crystal
â„–108935[Quote]
>>108933Well in that case, one of them breaks the window of the drivers seats and attempts to hijack the van. Also one of them takes care of the representative
â„–108936[Quote]
>>108934>>108935rolan, if evens, then 533, if odds, then 537
â„–108937[Quote]
>>108932do we have the crystal that sharpened tarrant's sword? we can sell that to the salesman
â„–108938[Quote]
>>108937It's going to be a hijack. The diamonds probably aren't worth enough anyway.
â„–108939[Quote]
>>108938alright, just don't wanna forget about that because it could be useful later. have brendon tarrant rape the salesman to death in front of everyone and nobody cares
â„–108941[Quote]
>>108940a mall cop sees this happen and tries to paul blart them
â„–108942[Quote]
>>108940The party drives off and break through the entrance, back outside of the city again
â„–108943[Quote]
>>108941they run him over as they break out of the mall, and a red trail of blood is behind them for real cops to track them down
â„–108944[Quote]
>>108940they drive into a car with gangster bad boys
â„–108945[Quote]
also why is nate green?
â„–108946[Quote]
>>108945the atlantic gift slowly turns his skin green when it's in his inventory.
â„–108947[Quote]
>>108942>>108941>>108944A mall cop tries to be a hero, but the van runs him over. The van then smashed thru the mall door.
Outside, they crash into the place santa doesn't visitcar. Where do they go next? Remember that they're searching for Epstein's secret hideout.
â„–108948[Quote]
>>108947Hes bound to be holed up in the UN building
â„–108949[Quote]
>>108948trips therefore it's TRVE
check the sewers to see if there's any scroogeish tunnels to the UN building
â„–108950[Quote]
>>108947the place santa doesn't visitnlggers are on their way to meet Epstein
â„–108951[Quote]
>>108948>>108949>>108950You try to intereogate the place santa doesn't visitbad boys but they just call you obsessed and that they're going to destroy your van.
You consider bisiting the sewers, but you'll lose your car if you leave it. Having someone else drive it in the meantime is also risky and will most likely result in them getting arrested.
What do you do?
â„–108952[Quote]
Shoot up the jaartycucks then drive to the UN building