â„–109153[Quote]
still up nice
â„–109154[Quote]
HOHOHO!
â„–109156[Quote]
>>109126You grab a map of the UN Headquarters. You may choose a room.
There is a 50% chance you'll encounter at least one security guard when you enter. Certain rooms guarantee security presence.
â„–109159[Quote]
>>109158old screenshot award
â„–109160[Quote]
>>109159okay? it still proves he did it a year ago HOHOHO!
â„–109161[Quote]
>>109157>>109158You return to Room 25, which still has the guards there.
Marioman has also moved in and he's using the UN computer. For what? You're not sure.
That's of less importance, because the guards are now pointing guns at you.
>Hey, Nate Higgers, we know what you did to the NWO tunnels!Crap…
Rolan
0-2 the guards want to kick you out
3-5 the guards want to arrest you
6-9 the guards eant to kill you
â„–109162[Quote]
>>109161have duke nukem shotgun blast one of the ground and have the soviet shoot the one close to him point blank while nate goes to investigate marioman's computer
â„–109163[Quote]
>>109161The guards target Nate Higgers
>BAM BAM BAMTheir M16's fire in three-round bursts
Evens = all hit
1, 3, or 5 = half hit
7 or 9 = no hits
Digits = no hits
â„–109164[Quote]
>>109163nate's blood is dark green
â„–109165[Quote]
>>109162>>109162Half the rounds hit Nate Higgers, doing big damage. He walks over to Marioman to investigate the screen.
He sees him posting on the Sh@rty's namefag boards and listening to industrial metal.
Duke Nukem and A24 return fire on Nate's behalf.
Nukem fires a shotgun round into guard 1.
Rolan
Odds = meatshot (max damage)
2, 4, or 6 =
mediocre shot
Digits = kill
otherwise = all miss
A24 fires at guard 2.
Rolan
Odds = all hits
Evens = half hit
Digits = kill
â„–109166[Quote]
>>109165Nate briefly sees a discord tab on the computer's task bar but marioman closes it before nate could fully notice it. then nate turns his attention to one of the guards tazing them.
â„–109167[Quote]
>>109165All shots land, doing big damage to the guards. Their body armor helps mitigate some of this damage, thoughever.
Guard 1 fires a 3-round burst at Duke Nukem
Evens = all hit
1 or 3 = 1 hit
5 or 7 = 2 hits
otherwise = no hits (including digits)
Guard 2 buttstrokes A24
digits, 0, 1, or 3 = miss
evens except 0 = stun (number divided by 4, then rounded up)
otherwise, flat damage no stun
â„–109168[Quote]
>>109167A24 is stunned and can't attack for the next turn.
Duke Nukem gets hit 3 times, but his beefcake-ness allowe him to tank the damage.
Nate stops investigating Marioman's computer and runs over to taze one of the guards.
What will the Brapvenger's attacks be?
â„–109169[Quote]
>>109168charge at the guards proceed to slide dodging any gun fire if they start shooting then melee them
â„–109170[Quote]
>>109169Nate tazes guard 1 while the party charges in.
Rolan Nate
Odds = stunned divided by 3
Evens = stunned divided by 5
both rounded accordingly
Next roll in next post
â„–109172[Quote]
>>109170ted shoots at the guards with his bow and arrow
â„–109173[Quote]
>>109171attempt to summon lee using the power of friendship
â„–109176[Quote]
>>109175Duke nukem tackles marioman
â„–109177[Quote]
>>109173Before attacking, everyone attempts to summon Lee thru the power of friendship.
Evens = effective
odds = ineffective
effective and dividable by 2 or 3 = automatic party join
digits regardless of effect = effective and automatic party join
â„–109179[Quote]
>>109176Duke Nukem tackles Marioman because of your apparent hate boner.
Duke uses his turn up doing this
â„–109180[Quote]
>>109179ted fires his bow at the guards
â„–109182[Quote]
>>109180>>109172>>109175None of the party attacks the guards, except for Ted Kaczinski.
Rolan
evens = hit
1 or 7 = hit
otherwise or digits = no cigar
â„–109183[Quote]
>>109179eastern cobby pulls out his machete and attempts to behead him
even is just a slice
odd is half the neck
dubs is full beheading
â„–109185[Quote]
>>109182The brapvengers start punching and kicking the guards while duke nukem starts curbstomping marioman
â„–109186[Quote]
>>109183The guards get up and call for backup, which is just around the corner.
This is the only time they can call for backup, due to the confusion effects in their battle milk and cookies.
Your team is free to attack.
>>109183 and
>>109185 will be put into effect this turn.
â„–109187[Quote]
>>109186after curbstomping marioman duke nukem throws him at the backup guard along with the computer with the c0rd furry rp logs
â„–109188[Quote]
>>109187>>109183>>109185The party engages in melee combat with the guards.
Eastern Cobby attempts to behead guard 1.
Already rolled.
The other party punches and kicks guard 2.
Rolan
evens = stun
odds = stun for 2 turns
digits = stun for 3 turns
Duke Nukem attempts to curbstomp Marioman.
Rolan
0-3 = miss
4-7 = incapacitated
8 or 9 = murdered
Duke Nukem will throw Marioman and the UN computer at guard 3 next turn.
â„–109190[Quote]
>>109188ted shoots another arrow at the guards
â„–109192[Quote]
Guard 1 is feeling woozy from blood loss.
Guard 2 is stunned, but will attack next turn.
Eastern Cobby gets hit twice.
Duke Nukem gets hit thrice by Guard 3. Hydrostatic shock makes him drop Marioman and the Computer.
>>109190 and
>>109189 will be put into effect next attack.
Any other attacks?
â„–109193[Quote]
>>109192Throw the third guard at the stunned guard
â„–109194[Quote]
>>109192Nate steals the gun from the woozy guard to use for himself
â„–109195[Quote]
>>109189rolan
if dubs or evens, appearance
if odds or other digits, no appearance
â„–109198[Quote]
>>109197Nate finishes off guard 1 by tazing him then sending bullets into him
â„–109203[Quote]
>>109202jump the un guard
also i thought you would cool it with the rolls and actually take in account the team strategy instead
â„–109204[Quote]
>>109202if nate Let your heart be bright!s, he is turned into a zombie and possessed by the crystal
â„–109205[Quote]
>>109202Seeing Nate injured from the bullets, one of the party members carries him and they go back into the elevator and head to the Hospital Wing for recovery
â„–109206[Quote]
>>109203>also i thought you would cool it with the rolls and actually take in account the team strategy insteadI did say that. I ultimately decided to alter the rolls and make them more complex than success or failure. I did factor Guard 1's blood loss for the rifle roll.
â„–109207[Quote]
>>109203I agree that pure randomness fucks everything up though.
â„–109208[Quote]
>>109205>>109204>>109203Trent Reznor and Loud Reed haul Nate to the Hosptital.
No roll this time.
Everyone else melees the guard.
Rolan
1 or 6, no stun.
5, stun for 2 turns.
Otherwise, stun for 1 turn.
â„–109209[Quote]
>>109208trent and loud reed slip and nate gets severe brain damage
â„–109210[Quote]
Guard 3 is stunned for 1 turn.
Guard 2 butt strokes Eastern Cobby. This stuns him for 1 turn.
>>109209Rolan.
If less than 4, Trent and Lou slip and hurt Nate's chances of surviving.
â„–109213[Quote]
>>109211Fire at le guards' head
â„–109214[Quote]
>>109211A24 shoots a guard
â„–109215[Quote]
>>109213>>109214Duke Nukem and A24 shoot the guards, both aiming for a headshot this time. Headshots or more risky, but can pay off.
Rolan Duke
0-3 = miss
4-6 = hits helmet
otherwise or digits = critical hit
Rolan A24
0 or 1, 8 or 9 = miss
2-4 = hits helmet
otherwise or digits = critical hit
â„–109219[Quote]
>>109218ted kicks the guard in the balls, and smacks him in the face
â„–109220[Quote]
>>109219Postal Ted kicks Guard 2 in the nutsack, then punches him in the nose.
Rolan
Odds = stun
0 or 2 = minimal effect
4, 6 or 8 = big stun (2 turns)
â„–109221[Quote]
gaayyyyy
â„–109225[Quote]
>>109224gangbang the UN guard
â„–109226[Quote]
>>109225Everyone gangbangs the UN guard until they ejaculate.
Then, everyone resumes to their normal positions.
â„–109227[Quote]
>>109226eastern cobby throws a bundle of firecrackers at the guard
â„–109228[Quote]
>>109226Wait that wasn't an attack?
â„–109230[Quote]
>>109227Eastern Cobby tosses a big firecracker at the guard.
Rolan
1, 3, or 5 = dodged
7 or 9 = friendly fire
evens = cripple
6 or 8 = big cripple
digits = big cripple + blood loss
â„–109233[Quote]
>>109232Duke Nukem finishes off the guard while he's crippled
â„–109234[Quote]
>>109233everybody gangbangs the guard again after
â„–109235[Quote]
>>109233Duke aims for an execution shot.
Only 5 at the end of this post negates.
â„–109236[Quote]
>>109233>>109234Duke Nukem blasts the guard's brains out, killing him instantly.
Afterwards, most of the party gangrapes the guard's corpse.
The battle has now concluded.
Loot the guards? Visit the hospital?
â„–109237[Quote]
>>109236loot them, THEN visit the hospital
â„–109238[Quote]
>>109237You loot the guards. You gain 2 M16's one health kit, 2 NWO passes, and 6 grenades. They are added to the team inventory.
Afterwards, you go to the hospital wing.
Dr. Soystein says
>Your friend is in good health. This strange crystal was turning his skin green, so I removed it while he recovered.>Hmm, all of you got hurt, too. I can heal you, too, if you'd like? â„–109239[Quote]
>>109238Accept the healing
â„–109240[Quote]
>>109238you should dress 3 of your party members in the NWO guard outfit and have them larp as security detaining your party
â„–109241[Quote]
>>109238tell him the crystal is important and you need it o algo
â„–109242[Quote]
>>109238After that it cuts to Satoko, Tyrone and Tarrant recruiting a bunch of people from the streets to form an army and help the Brapvengers
â„–109243[Quote]
>>109242Then other people can suggest their characters to help them, I guess
â„–109244[Quote]
>>109239>>109240>>109241Dr. Soystein heals your party to full health.
You request that you keep the crystal.
>Why would you? It turns your skin green?You have a plan to disguise 3 party members with the deceased guards. This is risky, since there's a chance that you'll encounter more guards on the way, so plan accordingly. Otherwise, the disguise should make your party neutral to the guards.
â„–109245[Quote]
>>109244They clean the blood off of the guards uniforms and then decide who wears them
â„–109246[Quote]
>>109245i vote lou, max and eastern cobby since they're all semites
â„–109247[Quote]
>>109244the crystal can be purified and turned into a normal one, and it can be used to open a portal to agartha or some raisin
â„–109248[Quote]
send lou, max and cob one by one and have the rest of the party hide separately so the chances of being caught are lower
â„–109249[Quote]
>>109242>>109243Team Tarrant and Tyrone have been recruiting solLet your heart be bright!rs for the TJD gang, which is allied with the Brapvengers.
So far, 5 have joined and are ready to roll in the van.
(Satoko is hiding somewhere, but will strike with Team Tarrant and Tyrone, and TJD)
You may suggest a few extra team members at this stage, with no roll. They will be turned black, as well, if they aren't already.