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 β„–108754[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

BEGIN

You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

 β„–109755[Quote]

>>109753
Looks like Tarrant has ultra instinct.

 β„–109756[Quote]

>>109754
tarrant slices the guards throat

 β„–109757[Quote]

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Another guard arrives. Your party is free to attack.

 β„–109758[Quote]

>>109755
nah, he just enchanted his sword with vril or something, it's purely cosmetic

 β„–109759[Quote]


 β„–109760[Quote]

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>>109756
Brenton attempts to slash the guard's throat.

Rolan
Evens = success
1, 3, or 5 = fail
7 or 9 = Cuts chest some
Digits = beheaded guard

 β„–109761[Quote]

>>109753
>The gunshots AUTOMATICALLY alert everyone else.
This includes Epstein doe

 β„–109762[Quote]

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Brent missed like a Rudolf.

It's the enemy's turn to attack.

Due to a limited attack from the Brapvengers, the enemy will also have a limited attack.

The guard shoots another burst at Brenton.

Rolan
0, 2, 4 = Most shots miss
6 or 8 = All hit the sword or miss
Odds = Most shots hit

 β„–109763[Quote]

>>109761
yeah but he has a surprise waiting for xhem, and it will be an early present introductionc boss

 β„–109764[Quote]

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The guard hits Brenton once. What a worthless piece of raisin.

 β„–109765[Quote]

Rolan reinforcements (overlapping)
Odds = 2 guards
3-7 = + 1 guard
5 = +1 tank

 β„–109766[Quote]

>>109764
yakub uses his telekinetic mind powers to slam the second guard onto the ground hard, ted fires an arrow at the first guard, while tarrant runs back to the team

 β„–109767[Quote]

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>>109765
Another guard arrives. Your party is free to attack.

 β„–109768[Quote]

>>109766 will be enacted

 β„–109769[Quote]

>>109768
also why are there two of those green things now? they appeared out of nowhere

 β„–109770[Quote]

>>109769
spotlights

 β„–109771[Quote]

>>109770
ah, ok

 β„–109772[Quote]

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Brenton Tarrant falls back to his budLet your heart be bright!s.

Yakub uses telekinesis to grab one lf guards.

Rolan
Evens, except 8 = Unsuccessful
1, 3, 5 = successful but minimal force
7, 8, or 9 = does as intended
Digits = Critical

Postal Ted fires an arrow.

0, 2, 4 = miss
6 or 8 = hit + bleed
Odds = hit
Digits = headshot

 β„–109773[Quote]

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Uncle Ted's arrow inflicts bleeding on the guard, upon hitting him in the chest.
Yakub slams the second guard into the ground using telekinesis. This also stuns him, besides the attack doing damage.
It's the enemy's turn to attack.

 β„–109774[Quote]

>>109773
Duke nukem get closer to shoot the guard , good boyler aim for precision shot for head's while TJD provide firing support

 β„–109775[Quote]

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The unstunned guards take a few steps closer and fire at Brent, Ted, and the other Brapvengers.

Rolan
Evens, lower than 5 = shots miss
, higher than 5 = shots hit their intended target
Odds = Shots miss their intended target, but a couple of others get shot
8 or 9 = meatshot (full hit)

 β„–109776[Quote]

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All of their shots hit their intended targets, Brent and Ted. They get wounded.

Rolan reinforcements (overlapping)
Odds = 2 guards
3-5 or 7 = + 1 guard
5 = +1 tank

 β„–109777[Quote]

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No reinforcements arrive this turn. Your party is free to attack.
>>109774 will be enacted.

 β„–109778[Quote]

>>109777
Does ai do this or is it a person I'm confused

 β„–109779[Quote]

>>109777
oh, and while you do all that, tarrant also shoots his gun at one of the guards

 β„–109780[Quote]

>>109778
I'm not an AI, I just have a mental script.

 β„–109781[Quote]

>>109778
OP here, i am a t-1000 and im coming to rape yo ass

 β„–109782[Quote]

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 β„–109783[Quote]

>>109782
it's true, i was sent by cyberdyne to rape and kill every bad boy in existence

 β„–109784[Quote]

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>>109774
>>109779
Multiple party members return fire.

Duke Nukem runs closer for a better shot.

Rolan
Evens, higher than 5 = Meatshot
Other evens = Partial shot
Odds, higher than 5 = Killshot
Other odds = miss

good boyler aims his pistol, and pulls the trigger…

Rolan
Evens = *click*
Odds = BANG! Headshot

Brenton and the TJD lay lead on the first guard.

Rolan
0, 1, 2 = misses
Other evens = Meatshot
Other odds = partial shot

 β„–109785[Quote]

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Out of all shots, good boyler's is the loudest. It kills one of the guards instantly.
Brenton and TJD's shots royally fuck up the other guard.

Rolan
If evens, the guard collapses from the shots
If odds, he doesn't, but he's very close

 β„–109786[Quote]

>>109785
the surviving guard gets a lived on 1 health award

 β„–109787[Quote]

>>109785
duke finishes him off

 β„–109788[Quote]

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>>109786
The wounded guard has several awards manifest on his person: 1 health award, purple heart award, and purple heart award.

The guards retaliate. The heavily wounded one's accuracy is lowered.

Rolan 1
Evens or 1 = miss award
Less than 5 = bleed to death award (overlap)
3 or 5 = partial shot award
7 or 9 = meatshot award

Rolan 2
Evens, except 6 or 8 = miss
6 or 8 = meatshot
Odds = partial hit

 β„–109789[Quote]

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The wounded guard unsurprisingly missed his shots.
The other guard's shots, on the other hand, all land successfully on the UN trio.

Rolan reinforcements (overlapping)
Odds = 2 guards
3-5 or 7 = + 1 guard
5 = +1 tank

 β„–109790[Quote]

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2 guards arrive as reinforcements. Your party is free to attack.
>>109787 will be enacted.

 β„–109791[Quote]

>>109790
duke fires his shotgun, tarrant fires his pistol, ted fires his bow, eastern cobby throws a firecracker at the guards

 β„–109792[Quote]

>>109791
accidentally enabled anonymous award

 β„–109793[Quote]

>>109790
Where is Mafia Toilet?

 β„–109794[Quote]

>>109793
My ID changed again…

 β„–109795[Quote]

>>109793
I intended for him to return at the other side of the synagogue, but I forgot.

 β„–109796[Quote]

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Skibidi Mafia and Ice Mage good boy return to the party.

 β„–109797[Quote]

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>>109791
Duke Nukem fires at the 3 guards nearby.

Rolan
Evens = even hit across guards
Odds, less than 5 = miss
5, 7, 9 = Killshot on a guard

Ted Kaczynski fires an arrow at one of the guards.

Rolan
0, 2, 4 = miss
6 or 8 = hit + bleed
Odds = hit
Digits = headshot

Eastern Cobby tosses a firecracker at them.

Rolan
Evens = gets two guard's legs
Odds, less than 7 = miss
7 or 9 = wounds all guards + bleed

Brenton Tarrant tries to finish the wounded guard with his Glock.

Rolan
Evens, 7 or 9 = Finished off
Otherwise, missed both shots.

 β„–109798[Quote]

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Everyone misses except for Ted.

 β„–109799[Quote]

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The guards retaliate.

Rolan
Odds, more than 3 = Partial shots
6 or 8 = Meatshot
Otherwise, miss

 β„–109800[Quote]

Half of the guard's shots hit.

Rolan reinforcements (overlapping)
3-5 or 7 = + 1 guard
5 = +1 tank

 β„–109801[Quote]

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Your party is free to attack.

 β„–109802[Quote]

each turn is taking too long

 β„–109803[Quote]

>>109801
the guard gets a third purple heart or something

 β„–109804[Quote]

>>109788
Yakub use his physic power to make wounded guard to shoot his own allies , while the rest light the new guard up like 4th of July

 β„–109805[Quote]

>>109801
ice mage fires some icicles at the guards, mafia toilet fires his acid gun at the guards, yakub grabs one the guards with telekinesis and smacks him into the other guards, tarrant tries to decapitate the wounded guard

 β„–109806[Quote]

>>109801
Once again chuudler will aim for precision shot to the head

 β„–109807[Quote]

>>109804
yakub should do this instead of mine tbh

 β„–109808[Quote]

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>>109803
>>109804
>>109805
>>109806
>>109807
Most of the guns in the party fire at the fresh guards.

Rolan
0 or 1 = all miss
Other evens, 3 or 5 = partial hits
7 or 9 = meatshot
digits = criticals

Other attacks queued.

 β„–109809[Quote]

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The shots all hit something important. The guards are blasted to bits by the wall of gunfire and collapse dead.

 β„–109810[Quote]

>>109809
mafia toilet kills the wounded guy

 β„–109811[Quote]

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>>109810
Skibidi Mafia redirects his acid cannon to the wounded guard.

Rolan
Evens or 1, 3, 5 = finished off
Otherwise, no dice

 β„–109812[Quote]

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The wounded guard somehow dodges the Mafia Toilet's acid cannon.

The guard is outnumbered and wounded. He can either fight or flight.

Rolan morale
Evens = flight, reinforcements stop
Odds = keep fighting until his death

 β„–109813[Quote]

>>109811
due to the guards insane luck, and the fact that he won 3 purple hearts, the guard gets fully healed, and turns into John Kerry, his gun gets a laser, a scelebrate, a flashlight, and a surpressor added to it

 β„–109814[Quote]

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>>109813
The guard runs away. He'll definitely get promoted for this.

Your party may proceed to the fortress' entrance.

 β„–109815[Quote]

>>109814
how much time do you have left? i need to sleep soon and i don't wanna miss anything cuh

 β„–109816[Quote]

>>109815
That might be it for today. If you were the one who introduced the cloth, then now would be a great time to reveal what it is, or just say it was wheeled off somewhere.

 β„–109817[Quote]

>>109816
alright, the final fight shall begin tomorrow then, should i tell you what's inside the cloth?

 β„–109818[Quote]

>>9319306
so it should be revealed once they show up to chadstein and confront him directly?

 β„–109819[Quote]

>>109818
If that's what you plan.

 β„–109820[Quote]

>>109819
i guess so, it WILL be like a heckin cool boss fight like muh vidya games, so yes

 β„–109821[Quote]

>>109818
The final fight probably won't start tomorrow, but the day after that.

 β„–109822[Quote]

>>109821
that's fine

 β„–109823[Quote]

going to sleep now, will probably only be sleearly present introductionng for less than 6 hours, but that's heckin ok

 β„–109824[Quote]

>>109814
Ice chuud lend his staff to feral elf and equip dual ice dagger , it's magic ability is limited to non projectile festive spells and short range but can stack frostbite on contact with any object

 β„–109825[Quote]

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>>109824
Picrel for reference

 β„–109826[Quote]

>>109825
flying bad boy rapes everyone and they all Let your heart be bright!

 β„–109827[Quote]

flyig bad boy rapes everyone and they all Let your heart be bright!

 β„–109828[Quote]

sheitttttt

 β„–109829[Quote]

>>109828
>>109827
>>109826
no repeating digits award

 β„–109830[Quote]

Can't run the bread today.

 β„–109831[Quote]

>>109830
dead bad boy award

 β„–109832[Quote]

4 hour and 9 min till op clock in , so fire up your prompts and get ready

 β„–109833[Quote]

gift bread

 β„–109834[Quote]

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>B6NAM7cn is still being a dead bad boy

 β„–109835[Quote]

come back nigga please

 β„–109836[Quote]

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>>109825
Ice Mage good boy lends his wand to Elf Feral and brings out two Ice Knife Daggers. He loses wand-festive functions, including projectiles.
Ice Feral's usage of the wand is comparatively weaker, but still present.
Proceed to the fort's entrance?

 β„–109837[Quote]

>>109836
well the whole fort knows the Brapvengers are there so waste no time

 β„–109838[Quote]

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Meanwhile, Epstein talks with one of his guards. The screen turns on to show the Brapvengers in front of the fort.
>What? They're in the fort? We need to do the Santa replacement ritual ASAP!
He gets Seth Rogan over.
>How long will it take?
<Too long, sir. About an hour.
>Well, I might confront them personally!
<I'm calling an extra team of glowies.
>Call over as many bad boydemons as possible!
The tunnels are fully alert.
You have 75 turns to reach Santa Cob, and he's farther than you think.

 β„–109839[Quote]

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>>109837
Your team reaches the fort. One of the guards has a heavy machine gun mounted on a tripod.

Rolan tank appearance
5 = tank appears

 β„–109840[Quote]

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A24 is notified of the trouble.
>Comrades, we have to rush. Santa will be terminated soon!
Your party is free to attack.

 β„–109841[Quote]

>>109840
rush the guards with an equal amount of the party on each guard at once

 β„–109842[Quote]

>>109841
get the tankier soyldjers on the machine gun scrooge

 β„–109843[Quote]

>>109840
Feral elf asked Nate higger for his taser and duct tape it to the other ends of the ward , flow some magic into it with the crystal help and now he could use electric festive magik

 β„–109844[Quote]

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>>109841
>>109842
>>109843
Elf Feral asks Nate for his tazer. He takes it and duct tapes it to the other end of the wand, so it'll transform into an electric attack conduit.

The party straight up bum rushed the guards.

Rolan bum rush
Lower than 6 = failure
Odds, lower than 6 = interrupted
Higher than 5, evens = success, guards get stunned
Higher than 5, odds = Success, guards get stunned + damaged + 1 knocked out
Digits = Most guards knocked out, remaining stunned

 β„–109845[Quote]

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Thr guards get surprised, but none of them are meaningfully attacked. The party aborts the rush, giving them some distance before the inevitable retaliation.

Rolan
Evens = Guards hit some of their shots
1, or 3 = Guards miss
7, 8 = guards hit most of their attacks
9 = guards hit every shot

 β„–109846[Quote]

>>109845
The cube from fortnite lands in between the parties, on top of it is a bird from serina

 β„–109847[Quote]

>>109844
TJD will become the meat shield for the guard attack

 β„–109848[Quote]

>>109846
the serinafag is here

 β„–109849[Quote]

>>109848
I'm not that guy i promise

 β„–109850[Quote]

>>109849
im mostly kidding… a lot of people hopped on the whole serina thing, so you probably aren't the guy

 β„–109851[Quote]

>>109850
I don't even know what is Serina

 β„–109852[Quote]

>>109851
it's about fictional birds, that's all ibknow about it, on the admin 6 adventure bread, people mentioned serina a lot, so it kinda became a tradition at this point

 β„–109853[Quote]

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>>109847
The moment before shots are fired, TJD form a wall in front of the party. They take the majority of the attack.

Rolan
Below 4, one of them Let your heart be bright!s

 β„–109854[Quote]

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The TJD all survive, albeit every one of them wounded, from being the meatshield for your party.
Your party is free to attack.



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