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 β„–108754[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

BEGIN

You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

 β„–110658[Quote]

>>110657
will happen after group a attacks and before nwo attacks

 β„–110659[Quote]

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>>110655
Brent Tarrant, and the TJD's fire at the guards while the Amerindian tackles the guard at the right.

Rolan 100d
Above 40 = partial hit (half)
above 70 = partial hit (most)
20-39 = full hit
Below 20 = miss
Repeating digits or 64 = critical hits
Evens = amerindian tackle stuns
Odds = reroll for amerindian using board numbers

 β„–110660[Quote]

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+roll
evens = reroll
odds = amerindian gets stunned and targeted

 β„–110661[Quote]

rolan again
evens = stun on guard
odds = stun non-successful
digits = guard knocked out

 β„–110662[Quote]

>>110659
bruh that would've been a crit

 β„–110663[Quote]

>>110662
Just set the MX number to 11

 β„–110664[Quote]

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TJD has landed half of their shots. The Amerindian fails to tackle the guard.

One of the guards feel woozy as they lose too much blood…

Brent fires his shot.

Rolan
Evens = chest
Odds = Reroll

 β„–110665[Quote]

brent is a CRACKSHOT!

 β„–110666[Quote]

>>110664
Bro aiming skill improve astronomically after using santa denier as target practice

 β„–110667[Quote]

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Brent tears another hole into another guard. As he racks the bolt back, a elephant gun marksman award manifests on his chest.

Rolan
Evens or digits = other guard collapses dead from blood loss
Odds = he survives…

 β„–110668[Quote]

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The other guard collapses. One remains…

You consume most of your medkit to heal every member of Group A…

It's the last guard's turn to attack.

Rolan 11d (external)
10 or 11 = he flees
8,9 = misses
6,7= full hit
3,4,5=partial(half)
1 or 2 =partial(most)

 β„–110669[Quote]

>>110667
This board is conspiring against me to impede any progress

 β„–110670[Quote]

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 β„–110671[Quote]

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The guard hits 3 out of 5… spread between the TJD.

Your party is free to attack.

 β„–110672[Quote]

>>9364738
1 guard left…

 β„–110673[Quote]

>>110672
Yakub wrap the gun around guard neck with his magnetic power, TJD and a24plier open fire once again

 β„–110674[Quote]

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>>110673
Yakub tries to wrap the gun around the guard's neck…

Rolan
Evens = stunned guard
Odds = reroll
Digits = choke guard to death and destroy gun

 β„–110675[Quote]

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The poor guard struggles to breathe with the mp5 pressing his neck against the wall. The rest of the party fires upon him…

Rolan
Evens = partial hit
Odds = reroll
Digits = bloody mess perk (crit)

 β„–110676[Quote]

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The first few shots kill the guard, but everyone keeps firing after the fact… His limbs and head fall off as he's blasted to literal pieces. Meanwhile, his torso is pinned by the MP5.
Yakub drops the gun, leaving a pile of parts.
Your party may proceed.

 β„–110677[Quote]

>>110676
Get turned into swiss award manifest on the corpse

 β„–110678[Quote]

>>110677
what's left of the corpse doe

 β„–110679[Quote]

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>>110676
You got jumpscared by HIM

 β„–110680[Quote]

>>110678
Just put it on his torso

 β„–110681[Quote]

>>110679
ruined by being announced award

 β„–110682[Quote]

>>110679
if evens, he enters the room
if odds, he just appears

 β„–110683[Quote]

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 β„–110684[Quote]

>>110682
After that they move to central command

 β„–110685[Quote]

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The butchered guard receives a "got turned to swiss cheese award"
Then, a jumpscare vision appears to everyone for a flash second.
Might be a bad omen, or just a fastburn jumpscare…

 β„–110686[Quote]

>>110684
okay, this will happen next post

 β„–110687[Quote]

creating ze miniboss…

 β„–110688[Quote]

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photoshopped this g36c into being loaded with ammo

 β„–110689[Quote]

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You go to Central Command, or CenCom. The hallway is empty, but the actual room isn't…
Your party is free to attack.

 β„–110690[Quote]

>>110689
Yakub bend their guns and the rest fire

 β„–110691[Quote]

>>110654
yakub now ignores half of the shots that hit him, no rolls, because we have enough of those

 β„–110692[Quote]

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>>110690
Yakub uses his magnetic powers to try to bend the guns, before the rest of the party fires.

Rolan
Evens = effectiveness roll
Odds = second roll (partial fail/full fail)
digits = guns destroyed

 β„–110693[Quote]

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The guns of the front guards warp and bend, effectively destroying them.

The rest of the party, sans Brent, fire at the guards.

Rolan
Evens = partial hits
Odds = reroll
Digits = criticals, second turn granted

 β„–110694[Quote]

rolan
evens = full hit
odds = TJD misses, reroll for a24

 β„–110695[Quote]

rolan A24
evens = partial hit
odds = fully misses like blind snowman

 β„–110696[Quote]

rough…..

 β„–110697[Quote]

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The automatic gunners miss like blind snowmans.

It's up to marksman Brent to score a kill…

Rolan
Evens = chest
Odds = reroll

 β„–110698[Quote]

Reroll
Evens = limbshot
Odds = miss
digits = headshot and shatter glass (forgot to roll previously)

 β„–110699[Quote]

>>110698
SUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIII

 β„–110700[Quote]

bro put all of his skill points into accuracy :skull:

 β„–110701[Quote]

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Brent shoots the NWO in the head, exploding his cranium and turning his face into a flower. The glass behind shatters as the 3600 grain bullet smashes the window behind him, and he drops to the floor.

It's the enemy's turn to attack…

 β„–110702[Quote]

rolan
evens = the other room attacks
odds = they don't

 β„–110703[Quote]

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The guard drops his gun and tries to vault to the next room.

Evens = success
Odds = reroll

 β„–110704[Quote]

>>110702
Crazy elfpot hour

 β„–110705[Quote]

evens = guard succeeds, but gets cut by glass
odds = he fails to jump in time, making him more vulnerable

 β„–110706[Quote]

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The guard gets cut as he vaults. This hurts his accuracy and causes some blood loss.
Your party is free to attack, or get closer.

 β„–110707[Quote]

get closer and attack

 β„–110708[Quote]

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>>110706
The amerindian chant something malevolent and suddenly the corpse shifting into an abomination to attack the other guards , if that fails the party gets closer but take cover

 β„–110709[Quote]

Battery d1ed

 β„–110710[Quote]

Back online

 β„–110711[Quote]

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>>110707
>>110708
Amerindian prepares a ritual and begins chanting in a native language that only 30 people know…
You question him on this.
He says in Ennglish
>I go prepare ally for friends. I call entity.
Then he continues…
You shrug and proceed to the stronghold. The abomination will arrive in 3 turns, and has a small chance to activate.
Group A fires at the enemies, except for Brent, who is reloading.

Rolan
Evens = partial hits
Odds = reroll
Digits = crits

 β„–110712[Quote]

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The wave of bullets gets the NWO guards pretty good. One of them gets hit hard.

Rolan
Evens = reroll
Odds = survives

 β„–110713[Quote]

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The enemies retaliate, including a scary MP7 akimbo burst from Wolf, the Cyborg Warden.

Rolan
Evens = partial hits, full miss from pistol guy
Odds = reroll

 β„–110714[Quote]

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The party takes a few hits. One bullet gets negated by Yakub.

Rolan
If evens, Wolf initiates a second attack
If odds, he doesn't

 β„–110715[Quote]

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Wolf fires some more rounds from his akimbo MP7's.

Rolan
Evens = most hit
Odds = Reroll
Digits = Favorable Reroll + He fires a grenade, too

 β„–110716[Quote]

Evens = full hit
Odds = reroll again

 β„–110717[Quote]

waiting…

 β„–110718[Quote]

Evens = most miss
Odds = full miss

 β„–110719[Quote]

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Most of the shots miss.

2 turns until abomination roll

Your party is free to attack.

 β„–110720[Quote]

>>110719
continue firing

 β„–110721[Quote]

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>>110720
Your party launches another wave of bullets, as Brent raises his rifle.

Rolan
Evens = Partial hit
Odds = Reroll
Digits = crits

 β„–110722[Quote]

evens = full hit
odds = reroll

 β„–110723[Quote]

evens = TJD missed all, others get partial hit
odds = all miss

 β„–110724[Quote]

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Are their guns even loaded with real ammo? Every bullet misses.

Brent creeps over the wall and aims…

Rolan
Evens = chest
Odds = reroll
Digits = he accidentally loaded an explosive round…

 β„–110725[Quote]

Evens = limbshot
Odds = miss
digits = *click* out of ammo…

 β„–110726[Quote]

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The bullet strikes the NWO's shoulder.

Rolan
Evens = graze: loss function of arm
Odds = Ripped off, big bleed

 β„–110727[Quote]

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The NWO's left arm goes numb. He collapses his rifle's stock and aims one-handed.
(similar accuracy penalty to akimbo)

It's the enemy's turn to attack…
They all fire their guns…

Rolan
Evens = partial hit, pistol and back guy miss
Odds = reroll
Digits = negates Wolf's second attack potential

 β„–110728[Quote]

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Your team gets partially hit. A24 coughs some blood.

Rolan
Evens = survives
Odds = reroll
Digits = he finds a healing item and heals

 β„–110729[Quote]

rolan if wolf attacks a second time
Evens = he does
Odds = he doesn't

 β„–110730[Quote]

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A24 pulls through. He considers taking cover and bandaging for the next turn.

1 turn left until abomination roll

Your party is free to attack.

 β„–110731[Quote]

>he starts killing the scrooges controlling us

 β„–110732[Quote]

i might be getting too excessive with the rolls. also taking a break.
>>110731
nonsenseCHAD

 β„–110733[Quote]

>>110730
Tarrant throws a smoke grenade into the NWO position to make them panic.

 β„–110735[Quote]

UP

 β„–110736[Quote]

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 β„–110737[Quote]

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 β„–110738[Quote]

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>>110733
Brent Tarrant deploys a smoke grenade into the stronghold.

Rolan
Evens = blindness for one turn (all) + fear reroll
Odds above 5 = blindness for half + fear reroll
Other odds = Ineffective
Digits = temporary suffocation + 2x turns of blindness + fear

 β„–110739[Quote]

panic roll
evens = fear debuff
odds = just blindness
digits = x2 effects duration

 β„–110740[Quote]

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The smoke grenade engulfs the entire stronghold and the enemies panic. They can't see the Brapvengers either.
But also, your chances of hitting them are debuffed.
Any other attacks?

(will proceed if no response in 5 minutes)

 β„–110741[Quote]

>>110740
Shoot them

 β„–110742[Quote]

>>110740
Throw a grenade, atleast it's guaranteed to hit one of them

 β„–110743[Quote]

>>110741
>>110742
these will be enacted

 β„–110744[Quote]

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Brent Tarrant pulls the pin from a frag grenade he found in the armory and tossed it into the stronghold. The other party members fire into the smokescreen.

Rolan guns
Evens = miss
Odds = partial hits
digits = full hits

 β„–110745[Quote]

rolan grenade
above 4 = +stun
evens = kill bias
odds = wound bias
digits = multi kill bias

 β„–110746[Quote]

evens = lesser wound
odds = greater wound

 β„–110747[Quote]

evens = wound 1
odds = wound 2
digits = dud grenade

 β„–110748[Quote]

>>110747
ARE YOU FVCKINE KIDDING ME?

 β„–110749[Quote]

>>110747
GEEEEEEEEEG

 β„–110750[Quote]

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Brent's grenade doesn't go off.
The other party members hit some of the guards.
One of the guards have sustained great damage, that has been accumulated.

Rolan
Evens = he survives
Odds = reroll (killed or incapacitated)
digits = killed

 β„–110751[Quote]

rolan
evens = killed
odds = incapacitated (knocked out basically)

 β„–110752[Quote]

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One of the guards pass out.
It's the other guards' turn to attack.

Rolan
Evens = reroll
Odds or digits = all miss

 β„–110753[Quote]

rolan if wolf attacks a second time
Evens = he does
Odds = he doesn't

 β„–110754[Quote]

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The smoke begins to fade, as darkness engulfs the space behind the Brapvengers.

abomination roll
evens = reroll
odds = it doesn't arrive
digits = it does arrive

 β„–110755[Quote]

evens = it arrives
odds = it doesn't
digits = it arrives

 β„–110756[Quote]

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THE ABOMINATION ARRIVES

Rolan
Evens = kills the remaining guards, including Wolf
Odds = reroll

 β„–110757[Quote]

Evens = spares wolf, reroll for incapacitated
odds = kills wolf, reroll for incapcitated
digits = doesn't spare either

 β„–110758[Quote]

evens = kills the incapacitated guard
odds = spares the incapacitated guard
digits = asks for a sacrifice…



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