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 â„–108754[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

BEGIN

You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

 â„–109955[Quote]

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The melee team attacks the guards.

Rolan
0 = they slip again like Rudolfs
Other evens = successful attacks
7 or 9 = bleeding attacks
Other odds = fail
Digits = Criticals

 â„–109956[Quote]

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The attacks bleed every guard.

It's the enemy's turn to attack.

The guards give up at getting back up. They shoot at the team from the ground.

Rolan
Evens above 3 = partial hits
7 or 9 = meatshots
0 or 1 = mostly misses
Otherwise, miss

 â„–109957[Quote]

>>109956
Melee group execute the guards

 â„–109958[Quote]

>>109957
Got the dubs award

 â„–109959[Quote]

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The guards get every hit they can on the melee team. Brenton Tarrant and Ice good boy cough up blood.

Rolan
0, 2, or 6 = brent Let your heart be bright!s
2 or 4 = Ice good boy Let your heart be bright!s
Other evens = both incapacitated but survive

 â„–109960[Quote]

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Ice good boy and Brent barely pull through. Your party is free to attack. >>109957 will be enacted.

 â„–109961[Quote]

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Right before you attack, someone crawls through the door… It's SWAT Skibid Mutant. Your party is free to attack.

 â„–109962[Quote]

HOHOHO! because of cattyspam

 â„–109963[Quote]

>>109961
SWAT skibidi executes the weakened guards
only a 3 at the end of this post fails

 â„–109964[Quote]

>>109963
rolan
last digit of this post / 3 = number of guards executed (rounded up or down)

 â„–109965[Quote]

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>>109963
He slcies them with his sickle

 â„–109966[Quote]

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>>109963
>>109964
SWAT Skibidi Mutant bisects the NWO guard.

His presence is demoralizing upon the survivors.

Rolan
Evens or 1 = they try their best to GTFO

 â„–109967[Quote]

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One of the guards shoots the skibidi SWAT. Your party is free to attack.

 â„–109968[Quote]

>>109967
intimidate the guard into telling the BRapvengers the most direct route to Epstein

 â„–109969[Quote]

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>>109968
>off by one

 â„–109970[Quote]

>>109968
Because of the failed quads, the guard tells them to go to an area which is most likely a set up trap for the Brapvengers

 â„–109971[Quote]

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missed image
>>109968
You roll intimidation with skibidi swat mutant.
>TELL ME the quickest path to Epstein, or I'll kill you EFFORTLESSLY…

Rolan
0 or 1, 5 = ineffective
7, 8 or 9 = too intimidating, turns guards mute
Otherwise, successful

 â„–109972[Quote]

>>109971
gogogo

 â„–109973[Quote]

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The guards literally can't speak. They freeze in fear.

Rolan
If evens, battle is finished

 â„–109974[Quote]

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>>109967
Have this guy to appear along with chadstein creation soon , balancing the power creep

 â„–109975[Quote]

>>109971
hohoho, it's merry!

 â„–109976[Quote]

>>109973
Second attempt of execution by melee then open fire on surviving guards

 â„–109977[Quote]

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The guards surrender. You see a tunnel that presumably leads to Epstein's compound.
It's too cramped for the supersized, namely the skibidis and the tunnel is too thin to allow your entire party to attack at once.

You may pick five team members to lead the raid. They'll be the ones to attack.
It's recommended to trade arms to your pointmen as well.

 â„–109978[Quote]

The Skibidis will be very useful if we reach the extraction phase. It's also recommended to find a map ASAP!

 â„–109979[Quote]

>>109977
I'm thinking Duke, Tarrant, Ice good boy, A24 and Yakub

 â„–109980[Quote]

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>>109979
You choose Duke Nukem, Brent Tarrant, Ice good boy, Yakub, and A24plier as your pointmen. Any weapon changes?

 â„–109981[Quote]

>>109980
Ice good boy enchants Tarrants sword with a frostbite effect. He also tries this on their firearms to shoot bullets with the same effect

 â„–109982[Quote]

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>>109981
Ice good boy attempts an enchant on the other pointmen.

Rolan
Evens = minor stun chance for every weapon
6-9 = guns have bigger stun chance
4-7 = guns have chance to freeze
5 or 7 = guns have small chance freeze enemies
Digits = guns transformed

 â„–109983[Quote]

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No enchantments transpire. What else?

 â„–109984[Quote]

>>109983
They heal themselves before going further. Also what other weapons are there?

 â„–109985[Quote]

>>109984
You have weapons from other party members to trade. For example, Elf Feral has a Raygun and the Ice Wand.

 â„–109986[Quote]

>>109985
Alright. Tarrant replaces his pistol with Feral's ray gun and Duke wields the turret Tyrone is dragging. and A24 dual wields AK-47s

 â„–109987[Quote]

>>109986
I assume Duke is strong enough to use it while walking around

 â„–109988[Quote]

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>>109986
>>109987
>>109984
You heal your pointmen and some other party members, consuming a medkit.
You give the Ray Gun to Brent, the HMG to Duke Nukem, and an extra AK for A24plier to dual wield.
Proceed?

 â„–109989[Quote]

>>109988
Proceed through

 â„–109990[Quote]

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>>109989
You proceed through the entrance. You see two guards stationed at the tunnel's main checkpoint. Your party is free to attack.

 â„–109991[Quote]

>>109990
Tarrant and A24 fire their weapons while Duke reaLet your heart be bright!s up his HMG. They also notice the yellow dots on that one guard

 â„–109992[Quote]

>>109990
Ice chuud dismantle one of the dagger and forge a magic tattoo on his free hand to amplify ice magic , OP rolls will decide it's potency

 â„–109993[Quote]

>>109958
Trips doebeit.
>>109990
Yakub is given one of the NWO passes because they wouldn't question a bad boy.

 â„–109994[Quote]

>>109990
madness combat ass place

 â„–109995[Quote]

Couldn't run the bread again award

 â„–109996[Quote]

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>>109992
>>109991
Ice Chuud dismantles one of his ice daggers and forges a tattoo on his hand, out of the dagger.

Rolan power level
7 is equivalent to ice wand
0 is anemic power level
digits multiplies by 4

 â„–109997[Quote]

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Ice Chuud feels some extra energy. It is small compared to the energy wand he once had.
Duke Nukem aims his HMG for next turn. (He doesn't have to set it on tripod, so it doesn't have wind-up. Aiming does assist accuracy)
A24 and Brent Tarrant fire at the guards.

Rolan Brent
Most Odds = Partial hit
0,4 = miss
2, 6, 7 = both guards, partial
8, 9 = full hit

Rolan A24 (akimbo debuff)
Most Evens or 3 = partial hit
2, 1, 4, 5 = miss
Most odds = full hit

digits on either = crits

 â„–109998[Quote]

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A24's akimbo rifles miss, and so does Brent's raygun, but the splash from the raygun wounds one of the guards.
Everyone notices the dots on his helmet.
He's definitely a senior officer of some sort.
You also give NWO passes to Yakub.
It's the enemy guards' turns to attack.

 â„–109999[Quote]

>>109998
have yakub try to use telekinesis to stop the guards bullets as they shoot at the team

 â„–110000[Quote]

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The dotted guard fires his MP5K at the pointmen.
The other guard fires his fvckine Deagle at the pointmen.

Rolan mp5
0, 1, 3 = miss
Most evens or 5 = partial hit
7 or 9 = full hit
digits = gun jam but fires half

Rolan deagle
0,1,3 = miss
most odds = limb shot
most evens = chest
8 = headshot (wtf)
digits = gun jam but fires

 â„–110001[Quote]

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Old Duke gets shot in the forehead. Did he survive?

Rolan
Evens, 1, 3 = dead
Otherwise, survives but needs medical assistance

 â„–110002[Quote]

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Duke Nukem is killed by a single headshot, of all things. Brent Tarrant is wounded by the MP5. Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110003[Quote]

so sad :cry:

 â„–110004[Quote]

>>109999
missed this, next turn

 â„–110005[Quote]

>>110002
(((Epstein))) notices that Duke Let your heart be bright!d and uses his bad boy magic to spawn a duke floyd that replaces Duke and immediately joins the NWO solLet your heart be bright!rs in the combat as a miniboss.

 â„–110006[Quote]

>>110002
have ice chvd call in big lez to replace duke

 â„–110007[Quote]

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>>110005
>>110006
You call in Big Lez to collect Duke's weapons and replace him.
Then, you see three Niggerdemons arrive. Everyone swears that it's the most ugly, terrifying sh1t that they've seen in their life.
This time, they're here to (((collect))) Duke Nukem, and mostly won't bother you if you ignore them. Next time, they're irredeemably hostile…
Do you let the n1ggerdemons through?

 â„–110008[Quote]

>>110007
Yakub use his telekinesis to compel the guards to shoot them

 â„–110009[Quote]

>>110007
Brent charge into n1ggerdemon to stab them and big lez man the HMG to shoot them

 â„–110010[Quote]

>>110007
A24plier also shoot them too

 â„–110011[Quote]

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>>110008
Yakub uses the telekinesis to compel the guards to shoot the n1ggerdemons.

Rolan
evens = they attack

 â„–110012[Quote]

>>110011
does that mean the demons attack the party?

 â„–110013[Quote]

Please soot please give me ultra luck for the next prompt sequel :fingers_crossed::fingers_crossed:

 â„–110014[Quote]

>>110011
Big Les aims both guns at the eyes of the cacobad boydemons and fires.

 â„–110015[Quote]

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>>110009
>>110010
Brent stabs the front N1ggerdemon, while Big Lez and A24 fire their guns at it.

Rolan Brent
Evens = Stabbed cheek
8 or 9 = stabbed in eye
Digits = critical
Otherwise gets sword bitten and chewed

Rolan A24
Evens = partial hit
7,9 = eyeshot + full hit
1, 3, 5 = miss

Rolan Lez
1, 3, Evens = partial hit
5, 7 = full hit + eyeshot
Otherwise, miss

digits = crits on either

 â„–110016[Quote]

>>110012
it didn't, but now they're agro

 â„–110017[Quote]

>>110015
Demon1gger attempt to bite Brent and the guard tries to shoot at the party despite demon1gger obstruction (I'm using my raisinty luck to ruins enemies chances now)

 â„–110018[Quote]

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The caconegrodemon chews on Brent's bone sword. You see teeth marks form on the sword immediately… What do?!

 â„–110019[Quote]

>>110018
stab the caconegrodemon's eye with the sword

 â„–110020[Quote]

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>>110019
You attempt to pull the sword from the caco's teeth and stab it in the eye…

Rolan
Evens = success
1, 3, 5 = fail
7, 9 = sword taken away and eaten

 â„–110021[Quote]

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Brent times the chewing motions, then pulls the sword from the demon's mouth. He uses his freedom to stab the caconegro in its eye. It gets blinded by the strike, and wounded.

 â„–110022[Quote]

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>>110017
The Brownie runs to your team. The blinded Negro charges at Brent. The bastard of a NWO guard dropfires on your team.

Rolan blind negro
Evens, 1, 3 = miss
Other odds = bite

Rolan Brownie
Below 5 = gets an attack

Rolan mp5
3, 5, 7 = miss
1 or 9 = full hit
Evens = partial hit

 â„–110023[Quote]

>>110021
brent stabs the demon multiple times, defeating it

 â„–110024[Quote]

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The Brownie attempts to bite Brent.

Rolan
Below 5 = blocked
Above 4 = bite

 â„–110025[Quote]

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60 turns left
The attack gets parried.
Your party is free to attack.
>>110014 will be enacted.

 â„–110026[Quote]

knee deep in blood

 â„–110027[Quote]


 â„–110028[Quote]

>>110025
Yakub once again compel both guards to shoot at demon1gger > Ice chvd encase his free hand in an icy fist before stabbing and punching blind demon1gger > Brent attempt to dissect brownie jaw off

 â„–110029[Quote]

>>110028
The demons are already hostile to the Brapvengers so the guards can no longer be manipulated into attacking the demons

 â„–110030[Quote]

>>110025
Yakub pulls out his NWO Pass and uses Tricknology to make the bad boydemons attack the NWO solLet your heart be bright!rs.

 â„–110031[Quote]

>>110030
doesn't know what irredeemably means award

 â„–110032[Quote]

>>110031
Could they be made to attack the NWOs as well as the party? This would leave them hostile to the party, rather than aligning with them.

 â„–110033[Quote]

Huh

 â„–110034[Quote]

>>110032
>>110028
>>110029
you can make enemies infight sometimes, especially the n1ggerdemons, but yeah the demons are hostile to brapvengers

 â„–110035[Quote]

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>>110028
First, Yakub compels the guards to attack the n1ggerdemons again.

Rolan
evens = they attack
odds = nope

 â„–110036[Quote]

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The guards succumb to their fear to blast at the caconegro, point blank.

Rolan
0 or 2 = miss
Other evens = partial hit
Odds = full hit

 â„–110037[Quote]

forgot image, didn't read the roll

 â„–110038[Quote]

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>>110028
The caconegro gets blasted in the back.

Ice good boy and Brent Tarrant attack. Ice good boy forms an ice fist and punches the blind caconegro, and Brent attempts yo slash the Brownie's jaw off…

Rolan
Most Evens = Both hit
0 = both miss
6 or 8 = Both hit + Brownie maimed
1, 3, 5 = Ice good boy misses, but Brent Maims the Brownie
7 or 9 = Only Ice good boy Hits, his fist gets cut up though
Digits = crits

 â„–110039[Quote]

>>110038
Is satoko dead? If he's dead he braps in heaven, if he's not dead, he braps wherever he is and the brap does something or whatever

 â„–110040[Quote]

Also the brap resurects the good boy that nate killed in the first adventure but the good boy is a krampus now and wants to kill nate for revenge or something.

 â„–110041[Quote]

>>110040
Um you're seeing the chvd from previous bread right now

 â„–110042[Quote]

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The Brownie's jaw and tongue fall off. The absence causes its blood to flow across the floor. It can't really attack anymore, and it's heavily wounded.
The Caconegro also gets its jaw broken, but the tough motherfucker can still attack, albeit it's still blind.

 â„–110043[Quote]

>>110039
And satoko is dead from getting magdumped by NWO guards

 â„–110044[Quote]

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>>110043
It's satokover

 â„–110045[Quote]

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The final attack from the Brapvengers, for the turn…
Big Lez points his guns in two directions: Both towards a different Caco's eye.

Rolan
5 = he hits right caco's eye
7 = he hits left caco's wounded eye
9 = he hits both eyes
Other odds = miss HMG
0 or 2 = miss both
Other evens = both hit but no eye strike

 â„–110046[Quote]

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Big Lez hits everything but either eye. He is satisfied with this outcome.
It's now the enemy's turn to attack.

Rolan
Evens = rear caco prefers guard
Odds = rear caco attacks big lez

 â„–110047[Quote]

>>110046
Brownies attempt to head butt Brent and Brent try to counter with timed thrust to the head

 â„–110048[Quote]

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First set of attacks, the enemies are mostly infighting.

Rolan blind caco
6 or 7 = lucky hit

Rolan guards
0 or 2 = miss
Other evens = partial hit
Odds = full hit

Rolan caco
Evens, 7, 9 = chomp plus stun
Otherwise, miss

 â„–110049[Quote]

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Blind caco missed, while other one paralyzes the dotted guard with a bite.

The Brownie headbutts Brent.

Rolan
Evens = hit + knocked to ground
Odds = countered, executed like brutal doom

 â„–110050[Quote]

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Soot or admin thrembo has answered my plea for the rolls to be this good

 â„–110051[Quote]

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>>110049
And Brent is dead!

 â„–110052[Quote]

>>110051
Bait or mental Rudolfation

 â„–110053[Quote]

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Brent blocks the attack with his freehand, then shoves the sword into the demon's brain. He slices at the skull from within. The demon's brains and gore are spewed as its skull splits in half.
Some of the blood spits itself onto Brent's face as this happens.

Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110054[Quote]

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>>110052
Oops, my bad!
>countered, executed like brutal doom
And Brownie is dead!



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