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 â„–108754[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

BEGIN

You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

 â„–110759[Quote]

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SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

The entity does its job and disappears. Only Wolf is left alive within the canrnage zone.
He says
>I'm fucking terrified…

Rolan
Evens = he surrenders
Oddd = he keeps fighting, but with fear debuff

 â„–110760[Quote]

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Wolf says
>Bring it on, motherfuckers!
Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110761[Quote]

>>110760
Just magdump this blud already :skull_crossbones::skull_crossbones::skull_crossbones:

 â„–110762[Quote]

>>110760
Finish him off. I also like the inclusion of unique guard enemies like Wolf. You should add more of them later on

 â„–110763[Quote]

>>110761
I saw that message you deleted lil bro

 â„–110764[Quote]

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>>110762
>>110761
You get your party to fire another burst at Wolf.

Rolan
Evens = partial hit
Odds = reroll
Digits = criticals

 â„–110765[Quote]

what did he say? i was playing anomaly breach 2 and didn't see it

 â„–110766[Quote]

>>110763
what did he say

 â„–110767[Quote]

>>110763
milk and cookies

 â„–110768[Quote]

>>110765
>>110766
Issa nothingburger saying he was going to add more creatures or something

 â„–110769[Quote]

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The stream of bullets fuck up Wolf. Brent aims his Fat Mac.

Rolan
Evens = chest hit (incapacitated)
Odds = reroll
Digits = chest hit (kill)

 â„–110770[Quote]

>>110769
He probably shouldn't waste his Big Mac bullets on somebody who is almost dead

 â„–110771[Quote]

>>110769
ONE OFF

 â„–110772[Quote]

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The Fat Mac round hits Wolf in the chest.
He drops his weapons then sits down…
>Please, spare me… I won't bother you anymore…
He sits against the wall and gives you the key to the master switch. His lights shut down.

 â„–110773[Quote]

>>110772
Spare him and take the key

 â„–110774[Quote]

>>110772
Pick up the master key and uh… went to turn the master switch off I guess

 â„–110775[Quote]

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>>110773
>>110774
You take the key and activate the master switch, sparing Wolf.
Immediately, the Amerindian and Danny Trejo show up.
Danny Trejo says
>Thank you guys, for freeing us. I'm the leader of the prisoners, and I'm here to talk business… We need some help getting out of here!

 â„–110776[Quote]

suddenly, an indian sigma respect button appears on the floor

 â„–110777[Quote]

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>>110776
A respect button manifests on the floor, but it's upside down.

 â„–110778[Quote]

you press the button, and an indian (pajeet, not native) gigachad appears

 â„–110779[Quote]

>>110778
he's friendly btw, and will join your team

 â„–110780[Quote]

>>110775
Tell trejo and amerindian to lead a prisoner revolt and go kill the guards in barracks while threatening the scrooge to pay them reparation at minimum 6 billion for each prisoner

 â„–110781[Quote]

>>110780
scrooge in civilian room

 â„–110782[Quote]

>>110779
>>110778
if evens, this happens
if odds, reroll because +respect

 â„–110783[Quote]

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>>110778
>>110779
>>110780
>>110781
You pick up and press the respect button, then a friendly Jeet Indian Dude shows up.
You turn to Trejo and tell him
<You and Amerindian should lead a revolt and kill the barracks guards, then threaten the civilians for massive reparations.
>Hmm…

Rolan
If evens, he vill do this
If odds, he isn't willing to do this

 â„–110784[Quote]

>>110783
DIGITS

 â„–110785[Quote]

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>Guys, we're trying to escape. We don't want violence and getting killed by armed men. Besides, we are unarmed!
>Man has point. We have no gun, and are slaughtered when we go.

 â„–110786[Quote]

dialogue sounds ESL, sorry

 â„–110787[Quote]

>>110785
HIM Jumpscared you again.

 â„–110788[Quote]

>>110787
if evens, HIM proposes an alternate plan
if odds, HIM just appears as splash again

 â„–110789[Quote]

>>110785
So did that master switch unlocked every cell including block b yes ?

 â„–110790[Quote]

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HIM appears and 'umpscares everyone again. The Jeet falls down and crashes on the floor.
Danny Trejo says
>We'll be going our way. Again, thanks for freeing us…
Anything else to say, before he leaves?

 â„–110791[Quote]


 â„–110792[Quote]

the jeet grabs the gun on the ground (not the smg, the other one idk the name) and he grabs the floating pistol as a secondary

 â„–110793[Quote]

>>110792
The G36 rifle?

 â„–110794[Quote]

>>110793
yeah that one

 â„–110795[Quote]

>>110790
Alright let's go back to the canteen and check out the door

 â„–110796[Quote]

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>>110794
>>110792
The Jeet grabs the bloody ass G36 and the Five-seveN pistol that got fused to the wall.

 â„–110797[Quote]

>>110795
let's go saars

 â„–110798[Quote]

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>>110795
>>110797
You head to the break room / canteen. You see that most of the prisoners have cleared the prison, likely to try and escape. You encounter a gigachvd prisoner. Walk past him?

 â„–110799[Quote]

>>110798
Talk to him about why he didn't escape like others

 â„–110800[Quote]

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>>110799
You ask him
>Why didn't you go with the others?
He responds
<Because their plan is stupid. They're not becoming free men. They're just becoming escaped prisoners in New York.

 â„–110801[Quote]

>>110800
Ask him what's his plan then

 â„–110802[Quote]

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>>110801
You ask gigachvd
>What is your plan, then?
He responds
<I'm not sure yet. Maybe I'll stay here and maybe get some good boy points… or they'll just execute me. Either way, we definitely need to come up with another plan if we want to escape.

 â„–110803[Quote]

>>110802
Fine get him to tag along and move on to canteen, I have a plan for him

 â„–110804[Quote]

>>110802
Say that they'll all be dead soon once we're through with them and Epstein. Then you offer him if he wants to join the party

 â„–110805[Quote]

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>>110803
>>110804
You tell gigachvd
>We'll kill all the guards here, then nobody can execute you.
<Good.
>Do you want to join us?
<Sure. You guys can handle yourselves.
Gigachvd joins your party…
You proceed to the break room. You see that the door has been opened.

 â„–110806[Quote]

>>110805
It's bloody… Ominous… Enter.

 â„–110807[Quote]

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>>110805
You see 2 r e t a r d

 â„–110808[Quote]

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>>110806
You enter and try to hold in your breakfast. A k1ke had apparently shot himself in the meantime, between your visits to the break room. You don't know what spurred him to do this.

 â„–110809[Quote]

>>110807
rolan if this happens later
evens = it does

 â„–110810[Quote]

did he see poopson or something?

 â„–110811[Quote]

>>110808
The abomination must've passed by to be witnessed by him

 â„–110812[Quote]

>>110808
Gigachvd take his gun and move to civilian room

 â„–110813[Quote]

>>110808
A k1kes head pops out of the toilet then starts singing skibidi scrooge or something

 â„–110814[Quote]

>>110813
if evens, this happens

 â„–110815[Quote]

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>>110812
>>110813
Gigachvd loots the double barrel. Right before they leave, a k1ke head pops out and sings
>SKIBIDI K1KE K1KE, JOO JOO K1KE, SKIBIDI JOO YEE YEE…
Try to escape, or blast its head off?

 â„–110816[Quote]

>>110815
Attempt to flush him but he is aggressive and fights back

 â„–110817[Quote]

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>>110816
You attempt to flush skibidi k1ke.

Rolan
evens = you win
odds = he goes aggro and whips your party with his head

 â„–110818[Quote]

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You pull the handle.
>OY VEEEY *flush*
You may proceed to pods.

 â„–110819[Quote]

the dead scrooge turns into a zombie

 â„–110820[Quote]

>>110819
Nigga stop stalling mane

 â„–110821[Quote]

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You return to pods hallway.


Rolan
evens = you have to fight some more fodder trash in the hallway
Odds = you are unimpeded

 â„–110822[Quote]

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4 guards stop you.

>You broke them out, didn't you?


Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110823[Quote]

>>110822
Tarrant gives gigachvd his pistol to use

 â„–110824[Quote]

>>110823
Then he reaLet your heart be bright!s up his Big Mac

 â„–110825[Quote]

>>110823
Glock or Raygun?

 â„–110826[Quote]

>>110822
Open fire upon them , amerindian will attempt to mindrape them with more chant

 â„–110827[Quote]

>>110825
Glock. He will probably get a better weapon later anyways

 â„–110828[Quote]

>>110827
Do you want him to fire the shotgun first, or switch rightaway?

 â„–110829[Quote]

>>110828
I'm Rudolfed I didn't realize that he already had a gun

 â„–110830[Quote]

>>110829
Didn't the prompt award

 â„–110831[Quote]

>>110829
okay. double barrel shotgun does need to reload every third turn. he will continue using it, but also receive the glock as a backup

 â„–110832[Quote]

>>110831
Alright dubs then

 â„–110833[Quote]

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Brent gives Gigachvd his Glock as a backup weapon, then everyone opens fire on the four k1ke soldjers.

Evens = partial hits
Odds = reroll
Digits = criticals

 â„–110834[Quote]

ONE OFF

 â„–110835[Quote]

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The high volume of fire shreds through the guards.

Brent aims down the middle, lining up with two…

Rolan
Evens = chest shot, roll collateral
Odds = reroll
Digits = collateral

 â„–110836[Quote]

rolan
evens = second guard hit
odds = second guard doesn't
digits = ???

 â„–110837[Quote]

bros aim is god tier

 â„–110838[Quote]

Maybe I should shot up a local mosque too

 â„–110839[Quote]

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>Maybe I should shot up a local mosque too

 â„–110840[Quote]

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Brent nails the shot, reaping two more souls with his Fat Mac.

He and Gigachvd will have to reload for the next turn.

It's the enemy's turn to attack…

Evens = partial hits
odds = reroll
Digits = their guns jam

 â„–110841[Quote]

rolan
evens = full hits
odds = reroll
digits = miss

 â„–110842[Quote]

rolan
evens = fully miss
odds = only 2 rounds hit in total

 â„–110843[Quote]

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Either the guards are really bad shots, or their barrels got messed up at one point. Every shot from them misses.
Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110844[Quote]

random thought: you can interrupt reloads by switching arms

 â„–110845[Quote]

>>110843
Second volley ! FIRE !

Amerindian start chanting to give the bullet more explosive effects

 â„–110846[Quote]

>>110843
The Native American throws a tomahawk

 â„–110847[Quote]

currently taking a break

 â„–110849[Quote]

Up

 â„–110850[Quote]

>>110846
>>110845
for the amerindian
if evens 612
if odds, 609

 â„–110851[Quote]

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The party fires, while the Amerindian prepares to throw a tomahawk…

Evens = partial hits
Odds = reroll
digits = crits

 â„–110852[Quote]

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Most shots hit. Amerindian throws a tomahawk…

Rolan
Evens = hits, reroll type of hit
Odds = Hits or misses, reroll

 â„–110853[Quote]

rolan
evens = regular hit
odds = no hit
digits = bleeding hit

 â„–110854[Quote]

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The tomahawk misses. However, the guards are heavily wounded by gunfire.

Rolan
Evens or digits = both dead
Odds = reroll

 â„–110855[Quote]

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The guards collapse dead. You may proceed to the Pods rooms.

 â„–110856[Quote]

>>110855
Go inside

 â„–110857[Quote]

you see a beefbeetle in the pod

 â„–110858[Quote]

building scene and inhabitants

 â„–110860[Quote]

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