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 â„–108754[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

BEGIN

You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

 â„–110256[Quote]

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>>110254
Brent levels his Fat Mac at the guard, while A24 fires a burst from his CMG-3.

Rolan brent Fat Mac
Evens = hit
1 or 7 = limb hit
Otherwise, miss

Rolan A24 CMG-3
Most Evens = most hit
7,8,9 = Full hit
Otherwise, miss

Digits on either = crits

 â„–110257[Quote]

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>>110254
>>110255
>>110256
A24plier fires his CMG-5 into one of the guards. Most of the shots connect.
The nearly 1 inch diameter bullet blasts a massive hole in the guard's chest, killing him instantly. Brent racks the bolt back. He'll have to reload for the next turn to fire the gun again.

Yakub mindrapes the Comfy Glowie.

Rolan
Evens = stun, I guess?
Above 7 or digits = AAAAAAA
otherwise, mildly uncomfy glowie

 â„–110258[Quote]

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The glowie gets mildly disturbed by the mindraping.
The remaining guard returns fire to the A24plier.

Rolan
Evens = half shots land
5,7,9 = full hit
otherwise, miss

 â„–110259[Quote]

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The guard proves himself to be somewhat competent by hitting his shots. Brent is busy reloading his Fat Mac. Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110260[Quote]

>>110259
TJD thugs fire back at the guard and Yakub supercharges their bullets with telekinesis

 â„–110261[Quote]

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>>110260
The TJD fires at the guard, and Yakub supercharges the bullet's velocity.

Rolan Yakub
Number = Tele force multiplier / 2

Rolan TJD
Most Evens = most shots hit
8 or 9 = full hit
Others odds or 2 = miss because they're n1ggere or some sh1t

 â„–110262[Quote]

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The hypersonic bullets eat the remaining guard for breakfast. Your party won the battle.

 â„–110263[Quote]

>>110262
interrogate the glowie and threaten him with more mindrape if he doesn't spit up info

 â„–110264[Quote]

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>>110263
Yakub interrogates the guard…
>Ay, tell me where Santa is, or you'll get mindraped more, nigkuh!

Rolan
only 5 or 7 means he doesn't answer, because it isn't sensitive info

 â„–110265[Quote]

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The glowie remains silent. Mindrape him?

 â„–110266[Quote]

krampusella bursts in with a 109db speaker and blare femtanyl

 â„–110267[Quote]

>>110266
if evens, this happens

 â„–110268[Quote]


 â„–110269[Quote]

rewriting

 â„–110270[Quote]

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>>110266
Tr00nella barges in, blasting 109 decibels of Femtanyl, or hyperpop n1ggerbrim, to the annoyance of the party. They can't ignore such music. How do you deal with this? Before your ears bleed?

 â„–110272[Quote]

forgot to bvmp with the post

 â„–110273[Quote]

>>110270
Tarrant aims with his Fat Mac at the tr00n

 â„–110274[Quote]

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>>110273
Brent locks the bolt in, then fires at the Tranny.

Rolan
Evens = kill grinch
7 or 9 = kill boombox
Otherwise, miss

 â„–110275[Quote]

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The tranny's chest gets perforated, then he collapsed to the floor. He twitches as the music continues blaring.

 â„–110276[Quote]

>>110275
A24 fires his Turret Revolver at it

 â„–110277[Quote]

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>>110276
A24 aims and fires his Turret revolver at the boombox.

If odds, he destroys it

 â„–110278[Quote]

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The boombox is destroyed successfully, right before the turn concludes. Interrogate and mindrapr the glowie (for Santa if you don't specify), or enter the prison complex?

 â„–110279[Quote]

>>110278
Mindrape for Santa and Epstein

 â„–110280[Quote]

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>>110279
Yakub pulls the Glowie in and satanically mindrapes the poor n1gger.
>Tell me where Santa and Epstein are BITCH!

rolan
evens, 3,5,9, digits = info revealed

 â„–110281[Quote]

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The glowie says
>They're in the ritual rooms.
he is disturbed by whatever mindrape he received.
Yakub detects that he's telling the truth…

 â„–110282[Quote]

>>110281
Can someone sumarize what's happened? I stop paying attention after satoko ate takis

 â„–110283[Quote]

>>110282
They raided the UN, then Kate Hikes told them where the fort is, then they snowball fighted the fort. Now Santa Cob's on countdown and they have to reach him quickly.

 â„–110284[Quote]

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refreshing ze map in case anyone needs it

 â„–110285[Quote]

only like 2 weeks until this gay wordfilter is lifted

 â„–110286[Quote]

>>110281
They go into the prison to maybe free the inmates

 â„–110287[Quote]

>>9355404
They take a peak in block A

 â„–110288[Quote]

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>>110286
You enter the prison complex, to find that it's much bigger than the map suggests, therefore it might not be worth exploring within the time limit. You also see many guards around. Do you take a risk of running out of time here?

 â„–110289[Quote]

>>110287
had to rewrite, will do this post

 â„–110290[Quote]

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>>110287
You peak into block A. They don't take security lightly around the prison. You can't even see the actual cells right now either.

 â„–110291[Quote]

>>110290
Okay they should head back

 â„–110292[Quote]

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>>110291
Right now, the group plans on returning to the junction. This ought to take 2 turns. You may continue as the other group. You may also abort this plan if you feel like it.

 â„–110293[Quote]

>>110290
snowball fight block A

 â„–110294[Quote]

>>110292
Ice Chvd sacrifice John Kerry , feral elf working on reviving duke nukem while the rest went to machine room

 â„–110295[Quote]

John Kerry is technically a scrooge but his grandparents converted to catholic

 â„–110296[Quote]

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>>110294
>>110295
Meanwhile, Group B is working with what they've got. A sleearly present introductionng John Kerry, a healing machine, and some weird juices.
You send Big Lez and BP fan to the machine room.
Elf Feral works with the machine, giving it materials for revival potential…

Most pressingly, Ice Chvd sacrifices John Kerry while he sleeps…

Rolan
Evens = number / 2 = power boost
odds = merge with John Kerry :)

 â„–110297[Quote]

>>110296
The hyperborean source bless my luck again

 â„–110298[Quote]

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Ice Mage Chvd sacrifices absorbs the energy of John Kerry. His skin turns blue and he feels extra energy flowing through him. He gains 60% more magic power…
Elf Feral deposits the material into the machine. The process is ready to begin…

 â„–110299[Quote]

60% from 5 = 3 if anyone says 'arge at the number

 â„–110300[Quote]

>>110298
Ice chvd go join up with others in machine room while feral elf search the medical closet and other cabinet to patch up duke

 â„–110301[Quote]

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>>110300
Big Lez and BP fan enter the machine room, and Chvd joins with, shortly afterward. It is nothing to write home about… Just a bunch of spare machine parts in storage. Of course, you suspect that cyborgs are built from parts made here… You think about Duke.

 â„–110302[Quote]

>>110301
Nice idea , the party started searching for material needed to give duke cybernetics augmentation but also upgrade feral elf glorified Taser into actual lighting wand

 â„–110303[Quote]

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>>110302
You find a set of cyborg parts, and a few electrical parts to upgrade Feralelf's wand… You find the room quite useful.

 â„–110304[Quote]

>>110303
They get back to therapy preparing to reboot duke

 â„–110305[Quote]

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>>110304
You return to therapy and install some of the parts on Duke. You save the Implants for last.

Elf Feral activated the healing machine.

Rolan (overlap)
Evens = success
Above 5 = gain muscle mass
digits = super success
Odds = reroll (once)

 â„–110306[Quote]

WE'RE SO BACK

 â„–110307[Quote]

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Duke Nukem exits the healing machine, as a stronger man, and part machine. His cyber arm also has utility, such as hacking and handiwork.

You may choose an implant, no rolls for the first.
>+Durability
>+Utility
>+Mechanic Handiwork
>+Accuracy
>(Other)
A second implant might be available, but requires a half n half roll.

 â„–110308[Quote]

Oh yeah
>+Speed (twice the attacks per turn)
>+Matrix (ability to dodge)
and
>+ENHANCE (buffs another implant x2)
Or just make something up.

 â„–110309[Quote]

okay, retconning. you may choose 2 since it was a super success + regular success, then chances for subsequent implants drop exponentially

 â„–110310[Quote]

>>110307
+Speed
+Durability

 â„–110311[Quote]

>>110309
+Enhance
+Utility

 â„–110312[Quote]

Maybe just enhance if utility is not available

 â„–110313[Quote]

anyone else to add a second opinion on the implants, or to agree with the established votes?

 â„–110314[Quote]

>>110313
It seems good

 â„–110315[Quote]

>>110310
these will be the first two so far, then >>110311 will be rolled for 50% and ~25%

 â„–110316[Quote]

a 5th implant will be ~12.5% if anyone wants to try that.

 â„–110317[Quote]

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>>110310
You add speed and durability.
You add enhance for 50% chance of success.

Rolan
Evens = success

 â„–110318[Quote]

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It fails, despite le digits.

Rolan 4th one
Evens = reroll
Odds = fail

 â„–110319[Quote]

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It seems that two is the hard limit for Duke's body. You have installed Speed and Durability. Upgrade Elf Feral'd wand next?

 â„–110320[Quote]

>>110319
Yessir

 â„–110321[Quote]

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>>110320
You duct tape the other parts to the wand, then Elf Feral uses his magic on it…

Rolan
If evens or digits, becomes early present introductionc electric wand
If odds, reroll

 â„–110322[Quote]

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Elf Feral forges the Ice Wand and electric parts into an Electric Wand. Both ends can shock now, and it shocks with greater force.

 â„–110323[Quote]

>>110322
BP fan and big lez went to chems to see if he could upgrade his zylokn b to deadlier effect while the rest check out the vault

 â„–110324[Quote]

>>110323
>ID: fed

 â„–110325[Quote]

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>>110324
Stop your investigation into this totally coincidental ID schizo and take your milk and cookies

 â„–110326[Quote]

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>>>9356000 (You)
>Stop your investigation into this totally coincidental ID schizo and take your milk and cookies

 â„–110327[Quote]

>>110322
ID: fed barges into the room furiously

 â„–110328[Quote]

>>110327
rolan if this happens
evens, it does

 â„–110329[Quote]

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>>110323
Your party reaches the Generator Hallway. You see a Giga and his pet Janny.
>Hey, Chadstein told me to guard this place. I'm gonna ruin your day.
He cocks his Negev…

 â„–110330[Quote]

Honestly the party is so fvckine OP that I could spam fodder enemies of any type…

 â„–110331[Quote]

>>110329
gigachad uses his sigma ohio rizz to try and seduce the team

 â„–110332[Quote]

>>110329
Feral elf sent a bolt to his gun and impale jannymutt with an ice spike , ice Chvd use his channel his magic to amplify the wand

 â„–110333[Quote]

>>110331
if evens, he does this for whatever reason

 â„–110334[Quote]

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>>110331
>>110332
The Giga says
>I'll let you through, but only if you let me and one of you play seven minutes of heaven in the medical closet…

 â„–110335[Quote]

>>110334
A purple alien drone flies in and starts scanning everything

 â„–110336[Quote]

>>110334
Big lez volunteer

 â„–110337[Quote]

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>>110336
You get Big Lez to volunteer. The freaky Giga brings out a wig and lipstick, and they proceed to the medical closet. The dog wanders off as this happens. Big Lez should return in 7 turns.
You may proceed with sending BP fan to the chems room, and the others to the vault.

 â„–110338[Quote]

>>110335
if evens, this happens and i shout n1gger in the air

 â„–110339[Quote]

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An alien drone scans stuff. You should let it be, unless it turns hostile…
You may proceed with your plan, minus Big Lez being involved in it.

 â„–110340[Quote]

>>110339
Duke will accompany BP fan just incase while ice Chvd and feral elf proceed

 â„–110341[Quote]

>>110339
the drone notices that you are all non-scrooges, so it drops some black sludge on the ground, the sludge turns into a humanoid thing, and it's hostile

 â„–110342[Quote]

>>110330
Just add Nemesis from re3 and if that's not enough I will actually pull out something dangerous…

 â„–110343[Quote]

>>110342
i think we have enough already…

 â„–110344[Quote]

>>110342
Okay, I'll add Nemesis to one of the experiment rooms, but there'll also be another boss, or should I say trio, that are skibidi level threats…

 â„–110345[Quote]

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>>110343
Just adding this little fella wouldn't hurt (:

 â„–110346[Quote]

>>110345
nigga looks like a huggy wuggy character :skull::pray:

 â„–110347[Quote]

>>110346
His name is Bob and he has three move : swinging his club , shoot out a spike from his hand that could pierce through the whole room or turn it into large saw that could potentially one shot anyone

He also build like 10inch armour plate btw

 â„–110348[Quote]

>>110347
nigga im gonna have to make chadstein crazy powerful because of this raisin

 â„–110349[Quote]

>>110348
Um both characters I'm talking about will fight for chadstein

 â„–110350[Quote]

>>110348
And I'm gonna 1v1 chadstein with ice chvd

 â„–110351[Quote]

>>110349
ah, nevermind then, the brapvengers are already crazy powerful

 â„–110352[Quote]

>>110350
he has something very powerful, and i doubt just ice good boy could take it down, but we will see

 â„–110353[Quote]

>>110352
Why do you think I have ice chvd to snowball fight his vault nigga, so he could catch these hand :punch::punch:

 â„–110354[Quote]

>>110348
>>110351
>>110352
You can suggest it, but Chadstein has an OP item already, that kinda acts like a Jojo stand…

 â„–110355[Quote]

>>110353
he isn't gonna be fighting out in the open lil bro, he's gonna be piloting something…

 â„–110356[Quote]

>>110354
im talking about the cloth



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