â„–110256[Quote]
>>110254Brent levels his Fat Mac at the guard, while A24 fires a burst from his CMG-3.
Rolan brent Fat Mac
Evens = hit
1 or 7 = limb hit
Otherwise, miss
Rolan A24 CMG-3
Most Evens = most hit
7,8,9 = Full hit
Otherwise, miss
Digits on either = crits
â„–110257[Quote]
>>110254>>110255>>110256A24plier fires his CMG-5 into one of the guards. Most of the shots connect.
The nearly 1 inch diameter bullet blasts a massive hole in the guard's chest, killing him instantly. Brent racks the bolt back. He'll have to reload for the next turn to fire the gun again.
Yakub mindrapes the Comfy Glowie.
Rolan
Evens = stun, I guess?
Above 7 or digits = AAAAAAA
otherwise, mildly uncomfy glowie
â„–110260[Quote]
>>110259TJD thugs fire back at the guard and Yakub supercharges their bullets with telekinesis
â„–110261[Quote]
>>110260The TJD fires at the guard, and Yakub supercharges the bullet's velocity.
Rolan Yakub
Number = Tele force multiplier / 2
Rolan TJD
Most Evens = most shots hit
8 or 9 = full hit
Others odds or 2 = miss because they're n1ggere or some sh1t
â„–110263[Quote]
>>110262interrogate the glowie and threaten him with more mindrape if he doesn't spit up info
â„–110264[Quote]
>>110263Yakub interrogates the guard…
>Ay, tell me where Santa is, or you'll get mindraped more, nigkuh!Rolan
only 5 or 7 means he doesn't answer, because it isn't sensitive info
â„–110266[Quote]
krampusella bursts in with a 109db speaker and blare femtanyl
â„–110267[Quote]
>>110266if evens, this happens
â„–110269[Quote]
rewriting
â„–110272[Quote]
forgot to bvmp with the post
â„–110273[Quote]
>>110270Tarrant aims with his Fat Mac at the tr00n
â„–110274[Quote]
>>110273Brent locks the bolt in, then fires at the Tr
anny.
Rolan
Evens = kill grinch
7 or 9 = kill boombox
Otherwise, miss
â„–110276[Quote]
>>110275A24 fires his Turret Revolver at it
â„–110277[Quote]
>>110276A24 aims and fires his Turret revolver at the boombox.
If odds, he destroys it
â„–110279[Quote]
>>110278Mindrape for Santa and Epstein
â„–110280[Quote]
>>110279Yakub pulls the Glowie in and satanically mindrapes the poor n1gger.
>Tell me where Santa and Epstein are BITCH!rolan
evens, 3,5,9, digits = info revealed
â„–110282[Quote]
>>110281Can someone sumarize what's happened? I stop paying attention after satoko ate takis
â„–110283[Quote]
>>110282They r
aided the UN, then Kate Hikes told them where the fort is, then they snowball fighted the fort. Now Santa Cob's on countdown and they have to reach him quickly.
â„–110285[Quote]
only like 2 weeks until this gay wordfilter is lifted
â„–110286[Quote]
>>110281They go into the prison to maybe free the inmates
â„–110287[Quote]
>>9355404
They take a peak in block A
â„–110289[Quote]
>>110287had to rewrite, will do this post
â„–110291[Quote]
>>110290Okay they should head back
â„–110293[Quote]
>>110290snowball fight block A
â„–110294[Quote]
>>110292Ice Chvd sacrifice John Kerry , feral elf working on reviving duke nukem while the rest went to machine room
â„–110295[Quote]
John Kerry is technically a scrooge but his grandparents converted to catholic
â„–110296[Quote]
>>110294>>110295Meanwhile, Group B is working with what they've got. A sleearly present introductionng John Kerry, a healing machine, and some weird juices.
You send Big Lez and BP fan to the machine room.
Elf Feral works with the machine, giving it materials for revival potential…
Most pressingly, Ice Chvd sacrifices John Kerry while he sleeps…
Rolan
Evens = number / 2 = power boost
odds = merge with John Kerry :)
â„–110297[Quote]
>>110296The hyperborean source bless my luck again
â„–110299[Quote]
60% from 5 = 3 if anyone says 'arge at the number
â„–110300[Quote]
>>110298Ice chvd go join up with others in machine room while feral elf search the medical closet and other cabinet to patch up duke
â„–110302[Quote]
>>110301Nice idea , the party started searching for material needed to give duke cybernetics augmentation but also upgrade feral elf glorified Taser into actual lighting wand
â„–110304[Quote]
>>110303They get back to therapy preparing to reboot duke
â„–110305[Quote]
>>110304You return to therapy and install some of the parts on Duke. You save the Implants for last.
Elf Feral activated the healing machine.
Rolan (overlap)
Evens = success
Above 5 = gain muscle mass
digits = super success
Odds = reroll (once)
â„–110306[Quote]
WE'RE SO BACK
â„–110308[Quote]
Oh yeah
>+Speed (twice the attacks per turn)
>+Matrix (ability to dodge)
and
>+ENHANCE (buffs another implant x2)
Or just make something up.
â„–110309[Quote]
okay, retconning. you may choose 2 since it was a super success + regular success, then chances for subsequent implants drop exponentially
â„–110310[Quote]
>>110307+Speed
+Durability
â„–110311[Quote]
>>110309+Enhance
+Utility
â„–110312[Quote]
Maybe just enhance if utility is not available
â„–110313[Quote]
anyone else to add a second opinion on the implants, or to agree with the established votes?
â„–110315[Quote]
>>110310these will be the first two so far, then
>>110311 will be rolled for 50% and ~25%
â„–110316[Quote]
a 5th implant will be ~12.5% if anyone wants to try that.
â„–110317[Quote]
>>110310You add speed and durability.
You add enhance for 50% chance of success.
Rolan
Evens = success
â„–110321[Quote]
>>110320You duct tape the other parts to the wand, then Elf Feral uses his magic on it…
Rolan
If evens or digits, becomes early present introductionc electric wand
If odds, reroll
â„–110323[Quote]
>>110322BP fan and big lez went to chems to see if he could upgrade his zylokn b to deadlier effect while the rest check out the vault
â„–110327[Quote]
>>110322ID:
fed barges into the room furiously
â„–110328[Quote]
>>110327rolan if this happens
evens, it does
â„–110329[Quote]
>>110323Your party reaches the Generator Hallway. You see a Giga and his pet J
anny.
>Hey, Chadstein told me to guard this place. I'm gonna ruin your day.He cocks his Negev…
â„–110330[Quote]
Honestly the party is so fvckine OP that I could spam fodder enemies of any type…
â„–110331[Quote]
>>110329gigachad uses his sigma ohio rizz to try and seduce the team
â„–110332[Quote]
>>110329Feral elf sent a bolt to his gun and impale jannymutt with an ice spike , ice Chvd use his channel his magic to amplify the wand
â„–110333[Quote]
>>110331if evens, he does this for whatever reason
â„–110335[Quote]
>>110334A purple alien drone flies in and starts scanning everything
â„–110336[Quote]
>>110334Big lez volunteer
â„–110337[Quote]
>>110336You get Big Lez to volunteer. The freaky Giga brings out a wig and lipstick, and they proceed to the medical closet. The dog wanders off as this happens. Big Lez should return in 7 turns.
You may proceed with sending BP fan to the chems room, and the others to the vault.
â„–110338[Quote]
>>110335if evens, this happens and i shout n1gger in the air
â„–110340[Quote]
>>110339Duke will accompany BP fan just incase while ice Chvd and feral elf proceed
â„–110341[Quote]
>>110339the drone notices that you are all non-scrooges, so it drops some black sludge on the ground, the sludge turns into a humanoid thing, and it's hostile
â„–110342[Quote]
>>110330Just add Nemesis from re3 and if that's not enough I will actually pull out something dangerous…
â„–110343[Quote]
>>110342i think we have enough already…
â„–110344[Quote]
>>110342Okay, I'll add Nemesis to one of the experiment rooms, but there'll also be another boss, or should I say trio, that are skibidi level threats…
â„–110346[Quote]
>>110345nigga looks like a huggy wuggy character :skull::pray:
â„–110347[Quote]
>>110346His name is Bob and he has three move : swinging his club , shoot out a spike from his hand that could pierce through the whole room or turn it into large saw that could potentially one shot anyone
He also build like 10inch armour plate btw
â„–110348[Quote]
>>110347nigga im gonna have to make chadstein crazy powerful because of this raisin
â„–110349[Quote]
>>110348Um both characters I'm talking about will fight for chadstein
â„–110350[Quote]
>>110348And I'm gonna 1v1 chadstein with ice chvd
â„–110351[Quote]
>>110349ah, nevermind then, the brapvengers are already crazy powerful
â„–110352[Quote]
>>110350he has something very powerful, and i doubt just ice good boy could take it down, but we will see
â„–110353[Quote]
>>110352Why do you think I have ice chvd to snowball fight his vault nigga, so he could catch these hand :punch::punch:
â„–110354[Quote]
>>110348>>110351>>110352You can suggest it, but Chadstein has an OP item already, that kinda acts like a Jojo stand…
â„–110355[Quote]
>>110353he isn't gonna be fighting out in the open lil bro, he's gonna be piloting something…
â„–110356[Quote]
>>110354im talking about the cloth