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 â„–108754[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

BEGIN

You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

 â„–110055[Quote]

>>110051
>>110054
MERRY CHRISTMAS bfdi mall santa

 â„–110056[Quote]

>>110053
Ice good boy gets on the eyeless demon and stabs him on top

 â„–110057[Quote]

>>110053
Ice chvd flies over blind caconegroes and started stabbing and punching as fast as he could > A24plier aim for headshot on rear guard > big lez started shooting rear caconegroes and Brent help killing blind caconegroes

 â„–110058[Quote]

>>110056
>>110027
Dynamic IP acting up again

 â„–110059[Quote]

>>110053
Yakub bend both of guards weapon

 â„–110060[Quote]

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>>110056
>>110057
Ice good boy climbs on top of the blind caconegro and slams it onto the ground.
He punched and stabs it at the same time.

Rolan
Evens = execution
Odds = stun

 â„–110061[Quote]

>>110060
sage negated

 â„–110062[Quote]

>>110061
Re tard

 â„–110063[Quote]

>>110061
I'm trying to avoid excessive HOHOHO!ing during my chain of posts

 â„–110064[Quote]

>>110060
Tarrant joins in with the stabbing

 â„–110065[Quote]

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Yakub tries to bend two of the guard's firearms.

Rolan
Evens = +1 gun bent
Above 4 = +1 gun bent

 â„–110066[Quote]

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Brent helps Ice good boy while Big Lez fires the other Caconegro.

Rolan Brent
0, 2, 4 = miss
6 or 8 = sliced + bleed
Odds = finished off

Rolan Big Lez
0, 4 = HMG hits
2, 6 = shotgun hits
8 = eyeshot
1,3,5 = miss
7,9 = both hit or something

 â„–110067[Quote]

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The blinded caconegro's guts are spilled on the floor, killing it.
The other Caco is heavily wounded. The last hail of gunfire might be enough.

Rolan
Above 5 = Last Caco falls

 â„–110068[Quote]

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Both Cacos are finished off this turn. The guards look on in astonishment.

Rolan
1, 3, 5 = they thank you and stop attacking
Otherwise, they resume their attack

 â„–110069[Quote]

>>110068
You still have a24plier prompt unattended

 â„–110070[Quote]

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The Deagle guard fires at Big Lez.

Rolan
0, 1, 3 = miss
Other odds = limbshot
8 = he heckin headshots someone again like a dickhead
Other evens = Torso
Digits = gun jams but doesn't fire

 â„–110071[Quote]

>>110069
i forgot

 â„–110072[Quote]

>>110070
Yakub prolonged senior guard stuns by mind raping him with trump edit , Ice chvd and Brent attempt to subdue said senior for interrogation and big lez fires at rear guard if a24plier didn't head shot him

 â„–110073[Quote]

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The Deagle Guard hits Big Lez's leg.
A24 steps in to do his attack for the previous turn. He aims for the Deagle Guard's head.

Rolan
Most evens = partial hit
8 or digits = headshot
Odds = misses

 â„–110074[Quote]

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Most of A24's shots graze on armor, one hits his exposed shoulder.
Erm… Your party is free to attack.
>>110072 will be enacted.

 â„–110075[Quote]

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Big Lez fires both of his guns at the Deagle Guard, while Ice good boy and Brenton converge on the dotted guard.

Rolan Big Lez
Evens = partial hit
1,3 = miss
Other odds = full hit
digits = overkilled

 â„–110076[Quote]

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The Deagle guard gets wounded from the burst, but he's still alive.
Yakub mindrapes the guard to prolong stun.

Rolan
2, 4, 6 = prolonged stun
0 or 8 = prolonged stun x2
odds = failure

 â„–110077[Quote]

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The mindrape prolongs the guard's stun. Brent and Ice good boy lunge at the guard.

Rolan
Odds or 8 = arrested
Other Evens = knocked down

 â„–110078[Quote]

shieet

 â„–110079[Quote]

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The attacks knock the dotted guard down.

The Deagle guard fires another round at Big Lez.

Rolan
0, 1, 3 = miss
Other odds = limbshot
8 = headshot
Other Evens = Torso
Digits = gun jams and doesn't fire

 â„–110080[Quote]

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The guard fumbles with his Deagle, which underwent some sort of malfunction.
Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110081[Quote]

>>110080
Big lez shoot at the rear guard again and if that doesn't work , Brent will execute the guard and if he somehow survives a24plier will try headshoting again with Yakub slamming the guard to the ground as last resort while ice chvd induce frostbite on senior guard hand

 â„–110082[Quote]

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>>110081
Big Lez fires more shots at the Deagle Guard.

Rolan Big Lez
Evens = partial hit
1,3 = miss
Other odds = full hit
digits = overkilled

 â„–110083[Quote]

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The bullets rattle the guard.

Rolan
Evens, 1, 3, digits = he Let your heart be bright!s from the gunfire

 â„–110084[Quote]

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The guard collapses and is killed.

Ice good boy attempts to give the other guard's hand frostbite

Rolan
Evens = frostbite / unusable

 â„–110085[Quote]

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The guard's hand gets frozen. With two guys on him and his hand frozen, he feels demoralized.

Rolan
Below 5 = he surrenders
Evens above 4 = shoves them away
Odds above 4 = punches ice good boy

 â„–110086[Quote]

>>110084
Ice chvd threaten to piss on the hand if he didn't give up the map and the location of the vault where chadstein keeps his magical artifact so that he could break them down to upgrade his magic tattoo

 â„–110087[Quote]

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The dotted/senior guard surrenders. You may interrogate him, or proceed with something else.

 â„–110088[Quote]

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>>110086
Ice good boy says
>If you don't tell us what you want, I'll piss on your hand!
<What?! I mean, okay! Okay!
>Give us the map and the location of Chadstrin'd magical artifacts!
<Sheesh…

Rolan
1 or 3 = he refuses
6,7,8, digits = he gives up magical artifact
Otherwise, he at least gives a map of the place.

 â„–110089[Quote]

>>110088
Consult the map to find the vault , I need my chvd to get primed up as possible before facing chadstein

 â„–110090[Quote]

rolan
if evens, there is a vault or some shiet

 â„–110091[Quote]

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>>110089
The guard pulls a map from the closet. The locations of all the rooms get revealed to you.

 â„–110092[Quote]

>>110091
Is Santa being held in prison complex or ritual room ?

 â„–110093[Quote]

>>110092
you have to deduce this yourself

 â„–110094[Quote]

hitting certain areas buys time by the way

 â„–110095[Quote]

>>110093
Alright Santa is in ritual room , a classic damsel in distress trope . The party will continue onward to one location or could you split them to cover more grounds ?

 â„–110096[Quote]

>>110095
you can split the main party into extra groups to cover more area at once

 â„–110097[Quote]

>>110096
Ice chvd and big lez will move toward the vault dragging duke nukem with them after big lez gave duke's gun to Yakub (group A) while the rest free the prisoners in prison complex (group B) .

If permitted I want to call additional back up , TJD will rendezvous with Group B and feral elf , BP fan go with group A

 â„–110098[Quote]

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>>110097
You split into two groups, and reinforce the gaps how you wish, except the five member cap prevents all of the TJD from joining Group A.
You send two TJD gangsters to group A, then you send BP Fan and Elf Feral to group B.
Group A:
TJD (shotgun), TJD (galil), Yakub, Brent, and A24plier.
Group B (1 slot available):
Big Lez, Ice good boy, Elf Feral, and BP fan.

You open the door at the junction. It's clear.
Group A will go to Essential Functions, for the vault.
Group B will go to Human Resources to try to free the prisoners.



(The next part will be delayed, because I'll have to draw both backgrounds)

 â„–110099[Quote]

>>110098
Take your time imma do some chores while you at it

 â„–110100[Quote]

rolan initial guard count
number / 2 = count, but at least two

 â„–110101[Quote]

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At Essfunc, Group B encounters a trio of guards at the checkpoint.
>Turn back, goyim!
Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110102[Quote]

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At HR, group A encounters a separate trio of guards.
>You're at the barracks, goy! We'll dominate you pigs!
Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110103[Quote]

>>110101
Feral elf summon three ice spike to impale the guards ,BP fan throw a balloon toward enemies general direction with big lez fire upon them

 â„–110104[Quote]

>>110102
Yakub attempts to bend the guards firearms with his magnetic power

 â„–110105[Quote]

>>110098
I assume the Skibidis are waiting outside?

 â„–110106[Quote]

>>110102
TJD fires at the nearest guard , Brent shoot his raygun at the furthest and a24plier pick the middle one

 â„–110107[Quote]

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>>110103
BP fan throws a petrol balloon while Elf Feral channels freezing energies into the earth.

Rolan BP fan
0,2 = 1 guard splashed with gasoline
1, 3, 5 = miss
4,6, 8 = 2 guards splashed
7, 9 = every guard splashed

Rolan Elf
inverse of bp fan, except for 3
miss = all 3 hit
2 = 2 hit
1 = 1 hit
3 = 3 hit
evens = -1 hit

digits = both full hits

 â„–110108[Quote]

>>110107
3 hit by spikes, 0 hit by gasoline
sorry for the schizo dice roll

 â„–110109[Quote]

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3 guards get hit by the spikes, as Big Lez fires his HMG.

Rolan spike damage
above 6 = butthole hit (lots of damage)
1 or 2 = grazing hit
digits = full impalement
otherwise, legs hit

Rolan Big Lez
Most evens = hit 2 guards evenly
0 or 1 = Miss
5 or 2 = partial hit on two guards
7 or 9 = 1 guard hit a lot
digits = crits on all guards

 â„–110110[Quote]

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Every guard gets their anus split by the spikes. One of them gets gunned down by Big Lez. It's the other guards turn to attack…
The guards fire their guns, trying to hold in the butthurt.

Rolan
Most Evens = partial hit
0,1,3,5 = miss
Digits = guns jam
Otherwise, full hit

 â„–110111[Quote]

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Rudolfed guards miss every shot. Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110112[Quote]

>>110105
They're waiting at the fort. They'll come in use later if we can save santa.

 â„–110113[Quote]

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>>110104
>>110106
The team fires at the guards, except for Yakub, who plans to bend the guard's guns.

Rolan
Evens above 5 = everyone gets partial hits
0,2,4 = everyone gets full hits
Odds = individual roll

 â„–110114[Quote]

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Everyone obliterates the guards in combat.

Rolan
1,3 = nearest unalived
2 or 4 = middle unalived
8,9 = both unalived

 â„–110115[Quote]

>>110111
Big Les open fire again and feral elf cast ice mist to blind the guard, Ice chvd glide toward the rear guard to finish him off

 â„–110116[Quote]

digits only show up when i don't mention them, MERRY CHRISTMAS bad boy digits

 â„–110117[Quote]

>>110116
Just add over killed or something

 â„–110118[Quote]

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Both guards fire, one towards TJD, the other towards Brent.

Evens above 5 = full hit on both
Evens Below 5 = partial hits
1, 3, 5 = miss
other odds = partial hits, + unintended targets

 â„–110119[Quote]

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The guards get a few hits on the Galil TJD and Brent. Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110120[Quote]


 â„–110121[Quote]

>>110119
Yakub and Brent fires on middle guard , TJD and a24plier shot the closest one

 â„–110122[Quote]

>>110120
shiet i forgot like a regard

 â„–110123[Quote]

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>>110115
Ice good boy closes in on the guards, as Feral Elf deploys a snow mist to blind the guards.

Rolan
Evens = guards blinded, 1 gets stunned by fist
Odds = guards not blinded
1, 3, 5 = ice good boy can't reach the guard in time
7 or 9 = ice good boy really messes up the guard with his weapons
digits = guards turns into ice cubes

 â„–110124[Quote]

ONE OFF

 â„–110125[Quote]

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Big Lez fires at the guards.

Rolan
4 or 8 = takes both down
evens = partial hits but need to roll
odds below 5 = miss
other odds = partial hit on one guard
digits = they are torn to shreds

 â„–110126[Quote]

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Both guards collapse under the HMG's gunfire. You may proceed to the next part of the hallway.

 â„–110128[Quote]

meant to bvmp

 â„–110129[Quote]

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>>110120
>>110121
Yakub attempts to bend the guards done, as intended the previous turn.

Rolan
Above 5 = +1 gun destroyed
Evens = +1 gun destroyed

 â„–110130[Quote]

MERRY CHRISTMAS DIGITS

 â„–110131[Quote]

>>110130
Do the gun blows up or something

 â„–110132[Quote]

>>110131
i try not to "salvage" digits when i don't call them, so no, just 1 gets destroyed. i got 00 twice without drclaring digits so far…

 â„–110133[Quote]

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>>110121
Yakub and Brent fire at the farthest guard, while TJD and A24plier fire at the nearest one.

Rolan, excludes Brent
Above 5 = both teams get hits
Evens = issa full hit
Odds = they're partial hits
digits = crits

 â„–110134[Quote]

rolan brent
evens = partial hit
7,9 = full hit
digits = explosive crit
otherwise, miss

 â„–110135[Quote]

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The guards are gunned down. Your party may proceed.

 â„–110136[Quote]

>>110135
Group A check out the biotech , group B goes to armoury

 â„–110137[Quote]

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>>110136
Group A proceeds to the biotech hallway. It's all clear… Enemies must be behind the doors…

 â„–110138[Quote]

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>>110136
Group B reaches the armory. They may use an NWO card to enter, or proceed to the civilian wing. Both are likely guarded.

 â„–110139[Quote]

>>110137
Break into bio room , they gotta have something to revive duke

 â„–110140[Quote]

>>110138
To the armoury they go

 â„–110141[Quote]

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>>110139
You enter the bio room. A lone guard and civilian are operating within.
They both shout
>OY VEY!

 â„–110142[Quote]

>>110141
Ice chvd punch the rabbi > feral elf bind the guard with ice chain > big Lez shoot at the rear guards

 â„–110143[Quote]

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>>110140
Your team enters the armory, using the NWO card.
The rabbi is startled by your entrance.
>Oy vey! Who let you in?

 â„–110144[Quote]

>>110143
Yakub forcefully drag him through the iron bar with his telekinesis

 â„–110145[Quote]

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>>110142
Ice good boy punches the rabbi in the head.

Rolan
digits = icecicle
evens = knocked out
1, 3 = dodged
other odds = stunned

Elf Feral shoots an ice chain beam at the guard.

Rolan
evens = blinded
odds = ineffective
digits = head turns into a snow flower

 â„–110146[Quote]

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The rabbi gets stunned. The ice guard is unaffected by Elf Feral's attack.
Big Lez fires at the rabbi

Rolan
Evens = partial hit
5, 7 9 = full hit
otherwise, miss
digits = critical

 â„–110147[Quote]

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Half the shots hit the guard. He fires back.

Rolan
Evens = partial hit
7, 9 = full hit
Other odds = miss

 â„–110148[Quote]

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The wounded guard misses his shots. Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110149[Quote]

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Yakub uses telekinesis to try and drag the guard through the bars…

Most Evens = success
7 or 9 = success but he hits an alert button
1,3,5 = fail
0 or digits = comes out the other end…

 â„–110150[Quote]

>>110148
Feral elf send a single lighting bolt toward the guard and big lez fire on him again , ice chvd keep the rabbi subdued by punching him again

 â„–110151[Quote]

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The bulletproof glass cracks as the Rabbi pushes the glass, against his will… He shouts like a dying animal, then slams the alert button.
The klaxon lowers from the ceiling and alarms begin to wail.

 â„–110152[Quote]

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>>110150
Feral Elf shoots another miniature lightning bolt, while Ice good boy punches the Rabbi again…

Rolan ice good boy
digits = icecicle
evens = knocked out
1, 3 = dodged
other odds = stunned

Rolan
evens = evens
odds above 3 = suffers burns
digits = guard gets heart attack
otherwise, miss

 â„–110153[Quote]

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Guard gets burned by the bolt, then Big Lez fired his HMG.

Rolan
Evens = partial hit
5, 7 9 = full hit
otherwise, miss
digits = critical

 â„–110154[Quote]

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The guard gets gunned down by Big Lez's HMG.
The rabbi is stunned, no attacks from him.
Your party is free to attack the rabbi, or to leave him alone.

 â„–110155[Quote]

>>110154
Netanyahu enters the room



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