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 â„–108754[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

BEGIN

You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

 â„–110457[Quote]

>>110455
Ice Chvd shake down the k1ke at the counter for info

 â„–110458[Quote]

>>110456
we can visit group a at the prison entrance if you'd like to do that

 â„–110459[Quote]

>>110458
Nah , we get ice chvd and rest of the group some nice artifacts first . The group b could wait

 â„–110460[Quote]

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>>110457
You shake the bank teller.
>SHOW ME!

rolan bank teller
1,2,3 = he tells
otherwise, he keeps being smug

 â„–110461[Quote]

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<Okay… The code is 666…
He giggles.

 â„–110463[Quote]

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>>110460
Weird bug fly into the room

 â„–110464[Quote]

>>110463
if evens this erm happens

 â„–110465[Quote]

>>110461
Enter the code

 â„–110466[Quote]

if evens, two codes

 â„–110467[Quote]

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>>110463
>>110465
A colorfly appears. Friendly, you hope.
The Elf Feral turns the knob 360 degrees clockwise, then counterclockwise, then clockwise again, from 6, effectively entering it thrice. The latch reveals a keypad. He enters "666" on the keypad, it says "DENIED". So, there's a second code involved…

 â„–110468[Quote]

>>110467
Ice Chvd beat the living out of bank teller for second code

 â„–110469[Quote]

if evens, the bank teller is impervious to force…

 â„–110470[Quote]

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>>110468
Ice Chvd punches the bank teller repeatedly.
1,2,3 = he tells
5,6 = knocked out
8,9= damaged

 â„–110471[Quote]

>>110470
Rolan again

 â„–110472[Quote]

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>TELL ME NIIIGGERER!
he keeps punching.
<No.
You'll have to guess, or try something different, or maybe you can just punch him again.

 â„–110473[Quote]

By the way, I'm trying to make things interesting, like a side puzzle

 â„–110474[Quote]

>>110471
checked

 â„–110475[Quote]

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>>110474
>>110472
Threatens him with the 'plier sword

 â„–110476[Quote]

>>110455
try and destroy the wall near the vault, the vault door might be super tough, but the walls surely aren't as tough as the door, right?

 â„–110477[Quote]

>>110475
if odds, the colorfly gives the markiplier sword to threaten with

 â„–110478[Quote]

also where's the fucking black sludge thing, you said it will show up

 â„–110479[Quote]

Roll

 â„–110480[Quote]

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>>110475
The colorbug drops a present - a Markiplier sword.
Ice Chvd picks up the sword and threatens the bank teller.
>KEYPAD, NOW! NIIGGER!!

Rolan
1,2,3 = he tells

 â„–110481[Quote]

>>110480
Digits…

 â„–110482[Quote]

>>110480
guess you have to do this >>110476

 â„–110483[Quote]

>>110474
Fuck this , feral elf and ice chvd freeze the vault door targeting the hinges making it brittle and call duke nukem over so ice chvd and duke can punch the center once they determined it's weak enough

 â„–110484[Quote]

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>>110476
Elf Feral says
>Maybe we could destroy the wall instead?
The bank teller says
<Sure, you can.
He giggles.

 â„–110485[Quote]

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>>110483
You consider freezing the hinges, but they're on the other side of the vault door.

 â„–110486[Quote]

hint: code is 3 digits, is a public number, non-repeating

 â„–110487[Quote]

by public i mean you can google it

 â„–110488[Quote]

try 322 and 144

 â„–110489[Quote]

raisin, not repeating, nevermind

 â„–110490[Quote]

>>110485
Colorfly shoots a colorful beam from his eyes at the k1ke

 â„–110491[Quote]

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>>110490
The colorfly shoots a color beam at the k1ke. Not interrogation, he just does it.

Rolan
If evens, he turns colorful
If odds, he turns grey
Digits = it gets niggated

 â„–110492[Quote]

>>110491
he gets a luckiest scrooge award

 â„–110493[Quote]

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The beam gets niggated…

 â„–110494[Quote]

>>110491
One of the only times you get digits and it's for a negative effect

 â„–110495[Quote]


 â„–110496[Quote]

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The k1ke gets a "luckiest scrooge award" for the beam getting niggated.

 â„–110497[Quote]

also where's the heckin black sludge that alien dropped? i told you about this like three times slf

 â„–110498[Quote]

>>110497
Obsessed with black sludge award

 â„–110499[Quote]

>>110497
in the hallway

 â„–110500[Quote]

>>110496
Feral Elf tries to hijack the vault keypad open with his electric wand

 â„–110501[Quote]

>>110499
so vill we see it eventually? also where's lez? is xhe still fucking giga?

 â„–110502[Quote]

>>110499
Punch the code 513

 â„–110503[Quote]

>>110501
big lez has like 1 turns to return on nuke and bp's screen, and a few on ice chvd and feeal elf's screen

 â„–110504[Quote]

>>9357304
Posted the same image nine times award

 â„–110505[Quote]

>>9357304
gogogo

 â„–110506[Quote]


>Posted the same image nine times award

o algo, my raisin is lagging

 â„–110507[Quote]

>>110496
anyway, the coulorfly bites the smug little pricks face off

 â„–110508[Quote]

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>>110500
>>110502
You punch 513
>ACCESS DENIED
Feral Elf tries to hack the keypad…

First reply rolls!
If you roll below 5, it works… No rerolls or deleting.

 â„–110509[Quote]

rollololololololo

 â„–110510[Quote]

sheeeeit…

 â„–110511[Quote]

>>110509
got n1ggered by the number award

 â„–110512[Quote]

>>110509
bad boy should've wait a bit

 â„–110513[Quote]

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 â„–110514[Quote]

>>110508
You bad boy better say this raisin actually below 5

 â„–110515[Quote]

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Feral Elf can't hack the keypad.
The colorfly flies in to attack the k1ke.

Rolan
Odds = fail
Evens above 5 = bites face off
Other evens = gets swatted

 â„–110516[Quote]

>>110515
Colourfly by some miracle drop the second code for the vault

 â„–110517[Quote]

>>110516
copium

 â„–110518[Quote]

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The colorfly gets swatted
>ACK!

>>110516
Rolan
If digits or 1,2,3, he le drops it by le ebic miracle.

 â„–110519[Quote]

>>110517
Unless you know how to open the vault , shut the fuck up I'm legitimately angry rn

 â„–110520[Quote]

OFF BY ONE

 â„–110521[Quote]

>>110519
don't get angry, puzzles are a game of trial and error.

 â„–110522[Quote]

the scrooges face turns into a trollface, he starts dancing and singing justin biebers baby, making everyone killjoy and smile, he gets more lucky awards

 â„–110523[Quote]

*making everyone cr1nge and seeth3
fucking wordfilters

 â„–110524[Quote]

>>110521
Ice chvd shake him once again asking for hint

 â„–110525[Quote]

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>>110522
The scrooge gets up and dances, turning into a trollface. He sings baby by justin bieber. He absolutely dunked on Brapvengers and ACKed colorfly - he won…

Ice Chvd shouts
>OKAY YOU WIN, PLEASE… AT LEAST A hint…

Rolan
If nothing, he leaves
1,2,3 = HE TELLS
7,8,9 = he gives a hint
digits = he opens the door for you

 â„–110526[Quote]

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The lucky scrooge seats himself.
>George Floyd.
He giggles.
Issa hint…

 â„–110527[Quote]

>>110526
kneel on the dead colorfly

 â„–110528[Quote]

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>>110527
You kneel on the fly… for 8 minutes and 46 seconds…

 â„–110529[Quote]

>>110528
the code is 846

 â„–110530[Quote]

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>>110529
You type "846" into the keypad…
>ACCESS GRANTED
You may enter the vault.

 â„–110531[Quote]

you find a 1488 carat diamond, and some extremely rare red mercury, which is used to make nukes, and costs a raisin ton of cash

 â„–110532[Quote]

*1488 carat diamond necklace with pure gold chains

 â„–110533[Quote]

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>>110531
>>110532
In the vault, you find a 1488 karat diamond necklace and red mercury… Both are worth several million dollars in cash. The contents of the vault, however, value at billions.

 â„–110534[Quote]

FUCK

 â„–110535[Quote]

>>110533
Offer both of them and entire content of the vault to Hitler so he can upgrade Ice Chvd tattoo

 â„–110536[Quote]

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>>110535
Ice Chvd offers the items he found and the entire vault to Hitler.
The items evaporate in his hands. The contents of the vault begin glowing and fading, too…

Rolan
Evens = he gains x5 the magic, transforms
Odds = he gains x10 the magic, transforms even more drastically
Digits = x100 x how many repeating numbers super transformation

 â„–110537[Quote]

>>110536
OUT OF SHEER VITRIOL , HE GRAB BANK TELLER HEAD AND SMASH IT AGAINST THE WALL AS HARD HE COULD BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO CRUSH HIS HEAD WITH BOTH OF HIS BARE HANDS BUT IF THAT DOESN'T WORK HE SLOWLY TURNS HIM INTO ICE AND PUNCH IT INTO PIECES

 â„–110538[Quote]

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The transformation is complete. Ice Chvd has an insane amount of magic. He is stronger than when he had his wand…

 â„–110539[Quote]

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>>110537
Ice Chvd shoots like a missile towards the Bank Teller.

Rolan
If evens, knocks out bank teller then beats to death
If odds, he dodged the missile and goes into secret joo tunnel, having played the brapvengers for real

 â„–110540[Quote]

the scrooge throws a powerful indian stinkbomb to early present introductioncally troll you

 â„–110541[Quote]

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>>110540
>>110538
Ice Chvd has been trolled ebically… The Bank Teller won… He leaves a stink bomb as his last gag… What a lucky and smug bastard…

 â„–110542[Quote]

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 â„–110543[Quote]

it's the worst smell you have ever smelled, everyone in the room vomits, and the smell spreads far out

 â„–110544[Quote]

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>>110543
The smell is so bad that you have to leave and vomit. You see the damn gooey slime monster from earlier, and other members from your group. It is hostile.

 â„–110545[Quote]

the monster gets a full body, and tries to fight big lez

 â„–110546[Quote]

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>>110545
The monster turns humanoid and punches Big Lez.

Rolan
4,6,8,0 = lez gets knocked off screen, stunned for 1 turn
3,5,7 = monster gets one hit knockout

 â„–110547[Quote]

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The monster punches Big Lez off the screen, stunning Lez for 1 turn in the process.

 â„–110548[Quote]

>>110547
wizard chuod uses his sword to slice off the monster's limbs the black bp fan puts on a suicide vest and takes himself out with the monster

 â„–110549[Quote]

>>110548
bp good boy doesn't do that nigga, chill

 â„–110550[Quote]

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>>110548
>>110549
Wizard Chvd tries to slice off the monster's limbs.

Rolan
4,6,8 = success on both limbs
1,3,5 = success on one limb
digits = crits
otherwise, fail

 â„–110551[Quote]

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Ice Chvd hacks off both of its limbs. The monster turns around and spits on Ice Chvd…

Rolan
Evens = hit (reg damage)
Odds = miss
except for 1,5,6 = hit+stun

 â„–110552[Quote]

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The bile stings like wasps and stuns the Chvd… The rest of your party is free to attack.

 â„–110553[Quote]

the monsters limbs turn back to liquids, and flow themselves back onto the monster, and he grows the limbs back

 â„–110554[Quote]

kinda like when the t-1000 gets melted and forms back

 â„–110555[Quote]

>>110552
Feral Elf electrocutes him with his wand while BP fan throws a Molotov at it

 â„–110556[Quote]

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Elf Feral fires bolts of lightning into the monster, while BP Fan throws a molotov…

Rolan
Evens = molotov hits
Odds = molotov misses

Rolan
4-8 = monster is stunned
5 or 8 = +pops some of the monster's parts

digits on either = crits

 â„–110557[Quote]

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The monster explodes from the attacks. You should get away, in case it comes back together… or try to disintegrate what's left.



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